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Dangerous workplaces 2007-10-12 08:25:24 Some pictures of very dangerous workplaces…
Which type is your girl?? 2007-10-12 06:25:11
Hard disk girls
She remembers everything, forever.
Ram girls
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
CD-Rom girls
She is always faster and faster.
Server girls
Always busy when you need her.
Window girls
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
Internet girls
She is cool but difficult to access sometimes.
Multimedia girls
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
Email girls
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
Screen saver girls
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun.
Suriv girls
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good 2007-10-12 02:25:40 A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: “Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She’s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it’s not a big deal but it feels good
.”
The next day when they come home his wife asks, “How was your day?”
The man says: “Fantastic! It’s not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it’s not a big deal but it really feels good!”
The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, “And what happened today in your office, honey?”
She says, “Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His d*ck is two inches longer than yours. You know it’s not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!”
No service 2007-10-11 04:38:08 No service - this is also a kind on which you can say it…
Business is business 2007-10-11 02:35:35 A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, “Who was the greatest man that ever lived?”
A girl raises her hand and says, “I think George Washington was the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Father of our country.” The teacher replies, “Well…that’s a good answer, but that’s not the answer I am looking for.”
Another young student raises his hand and says, “I think Abraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because he freed the slaves and helped end the civil war.” “Well, that’s another good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for.”
Then the new Jewish boy raises his hand and says, “I think Jesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived.” The teacher’s mouth drops open in astonishment. “Yes!” she says, &l
Terrible kids toys 2007-10-10 06:15:42 Does not cease to astonish, in which condition must be the psyche of a designer to develop similar toys..horror!!!
20 Movie Names That Could Make The Cut As Porno 2007-10-10 04:45:19 1. Any Which Way You Can
2. Big Daddy
3. Blow
4. Deep Impact
5. Deep Throat
6. Dick
7. Fire Down Below
8. Fists Of Fury
9. Freddy Got Fingered
10. Free Willy
11. In & Out
12. Lethal Weapon
13. Howard’s End
14. xXx
15. The Black Stallion
16. The Fast and the Furious
17. Three Men and a Little Lady
18. Unlawful Entry
19. While You Were Sleeping
20. Woman On Top Read more:Names
Double vodka… 2007-10-09 04:43:42 A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give me six double vodka
.”
The barman says “Wow! you must have had one really bad day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back,
“I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said “WOW! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yeah, my wife…”
Sexy Style ?! 2007-10-09 02:35:19 Oh my god…this is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen…sexy style baby…
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A man was being interviewed for a job 2007-10-08 06:24:51 A man was being interviewed
for a job.
“Were you in the service?” ask the interviewer.
“Yes, I was a marine,” responded the applicant.
“Did you see any active duty?”
“I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.”
“May I ask what happened?”
“Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.”
“You’re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.”
“When does everyone else start? I don’t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.”
“Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.”
Women’s Words - what she means 2007-10-08 02:25:58 Some days ago I have write an article about “What he says and what he means“, and here is now the article about what she means…
Word: Fine
- This is the word she use at the end of any argument that she feel she is right about, but need to shut you up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.
Word: Five minutes
- This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it’s an even trade.
Word: Nothing
- This means something and you should be on your toes. “Nothing” is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. “Nothing” usually signifies an argument that will last “Five Minutes” and end with the word “Fine”.
Word: Go ahead (with raised eyebrows)
- This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting Read more:Women
, Words
Newlyweds - Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon 2007-10-17 08:20:10 Pamela Anderson
and Rick Solomon made their first public appearance together since getting married about a week ago. The newlyweds were spotted smiling at the Virgin America party in Las Vegas.
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, Pamela Anderson
Not gay 2007-10-17 04:15:44 No, this guys are really not gay…but I never saw more people in a telephone box, can someone count them?
Superboy 2007-10-17 02:15:10 This is a really great and very cool show..look inside..
If men had PMS… 2007-10-16 06:15:56 If men had PMS, what would happen?
a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.
Penelope versus the paparazzi 2007-10-16 08:10:14 A security guard escorts Penelope
Cruz out of her Hollywood Hills, where throngs of photographers await.
She jumps out of her car and warns the photographers to not take pictures of her coming out of her home.
Read more:versus
V8 Bike 2007-10-16 04:20:57 Pictures of a very cool V8 bike…man this is really amazing and definitely a unique.
Twice a day 2007-10-15 06:15:22 This guy goes to a doctor and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having sex!”
“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.
“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.
“That’s not so much”, says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice
a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day,” replies the man.
“Well that is probably a bit excessive,” says the doctor.
“Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day,” says the man.
“Well, that’s definitely to much, you’ve got to learn to take yourself in hand.” says the doctor.
“I do”, says the man. “Twice a day.”
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