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LTDchix 2007-10-29 13:43:00 Just a quick post to point out a cute product giveaway...
Drea, from Finea 'Drea, is hosting a giveaway on her site DE Reviews. The product in question is a LTDchix shirt (LTD = Living The Dream)....
Community Blogger 2007-10-29 06:15:00 I mentioned awhile back that Veronica had given me this button:
But I never handed it off to anyone else. (Bad, bad, Lotus!)
I'd like to do that now...
I would love to give this award to...
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Onward, Soldiers! 2007-10-29 04:06:00 Hello... this is Braden James.
Mommy is currently passed out asleep, drooling, and I took the opportunity to get online and try to contact some friends out there...
If you are a Mommy or Daddy......
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, Soldiers
Weekly Winners 2007-10-28 10:55:00 There were A LOT of great (in my opinion) photos this week! I have had a very difficult time picking just a handful.
As a result, there are more photos here than usual. So sue me.
And I haven't...
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, Winners
Butt In The Air 2007-10-27 09:30:00 31 years ago today, at 2:47am, I was born in breech position.
I came into the world showing everyone my bootay.
Not much has changed since that first day.
Thanks to all of you who have been...
Reflection 2007-10-26 18:05:00 Tomorrow, I turn 31.
Haiku Friday 2007-10-26 02:38:00 Once again, my lovelies, it's HaikuFriday
!
I'm going to celebrate Beauty in Nature this Friday. It's one of my favorite things about existing.____Eastward it rises
Tomorrow, it will return
We...
Feel the Love 2007-10-25 10:03:00 Overheard in the kitchen night before last, while preparing a late dinner together...
*dishes clinking*
Lotus: I like you.
John: *warm smile*
Lotus: I don't think I tell you that enough.
John:...
Rock 'N Roll All Night 2007-10-24 09:38:00 The Boy definitely drove us wild last night.
Last night can only be described as:
HOLY CRAP, THAT WAS THE SUCKIEST NIGHT EVER.
Well, actually, I can remember much worse nights, in the...
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This Is Why 2007-10-24 09:18:00 ...we shouldn't be allowed to have a child:
This is what we're really like:
And this is what we look like when we pretend we're pretty.
Help A Sister Out, Ya'll 2007-10-23 09:15:00 I started my blogging career off over at Myspace (*throws up in mouth a little*). Over there, I have a relatively new myspace friend named Tina (screen-name is Yabbo).
She recently posted a blog...
As Requested 2007-10-22 12:34:00 When John and I woke up to Braden's "request" (request here means loud, shrieking wails of displeasure at being alone) that we come get him this morning, I put on this shirt:
We went into Braden's...
Weekly Winners 2007-10-21 11:04:00 October 14 - October 20, 2007
Photos
Birthday Happiness
Swinging Delight
Beauty: Age and Youth
She is Yellow
What Remains
Video
The Joy of Splashing
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, Winners
Does Your Milk Amuse You? 2007-10-20 10:45:00 Chocolate Silk Soy Milk: Crackrock.
Now that I've got that out of the way, the other day I was finishing off a carton of Crackrock and I noticed this on the side:
Test Your Soy-Q
Are you...
Haiku Fridays 2007-10-19 09:45:00 Once again, it's Haiku
Friday!
My haiku today will honor Braden, in celebration of his One Year Birthday, Wednesday, October 16th, 2006.
The first piece was written a few years ago. Funny how...
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Wordless Wednesday #2 2007-11-07 01:48:00 Wordless Wednesday
Hurray, Beer!
Photo taken in July, 2005 / Corning, NY
Back when I was about 15lbs lighter, my hair had a mind of its own, and I still guzzled the sweet, sweet booze.
Ahh,...
Meme-ity Meme Meme Meme 2007-11-06 06:53:00 I was recently tagged for this "Crazy Eights" Meme by:
Blue Momma from Life in the Fish Bowl ANDAmy from Milk Breath and Margaritas
Looks like the Fates really wanna know mah Eights, ya'll!...
The Boys Are Back In Town 2007-11-05 06:06:00 And do you know how freaking happy I am about that?
John's been gone since October 28th, and it has SUCKED. He is regularly out and about in the country with Chris Cagle, so it's not like I'm not...
Weekly Winners 2007-11-04 07:15:00 Time for WeeklyWinners
, October 28 - November 3
For new readers,
(Hi, guys! *waves* I love you!)
this is the time of the week (sunday) where I look back and pick out all my favorite pics and...
Great Big Orgy of Fun 2007-11-03 13:00:00 Hey! I am having a freaking GREAT time with NaBloPoMo. All you NaBloPoMofo's are keeping me busy, and it's like you're shooting drugs RIGHT.INTO.THE.VEIN.
I'm on a networking HIGH, I tell you. I...
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Gonna Nuke The Mexican 2007-11-12 07:37:00 I've said it time and time again, whenever The Mexican
has angered me (like, on the numerous occasions when he has urinated all over EVERY SINGLE THING WE OWN).
The dog is small. The dog fits in the...
Wanna Ride My Train? 2007-11-11 22:10:00 Okay, it looks like there's a good deal of interest in starting a "Weekly Winners" Train
.
That is, enough of you seem to want to try this yourselves that we can get a trend going. I'm going to work...
Weekly Winners 2007-11-11 09:28:00 Another week has gone by.
More hairs have gone grey, the boobahs sag just a tiny bit more, and the hours of sleep lost just keep adding up.
At least I got some good shots.
November 4th -...
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, Winners
Crunchy Nibblets 2007-11-10 23:20:00 Well, Braden finally did it.
Photo Hunt, #2: Flexible 2007-11-10 00:10:00 So, the theme for today is "Flexible
." I thought and thought and couldn't remember a photo I have that would represent that well. So, since John was home the other day, I tried to talk him into...
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Haiku Friday, #4 2007-11-09 01:24:00 Once again, my lovelies, it's HaikuFriday
!
Just recently, John and I watched the movie "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind."
This movie? Is amazing. I highly recommend it. It's...
Thursday Thirteen, #2 2007-11-08 08:32:00 Thirteen (embarassing) Things From My Past That I Shouldn't Tell Anyone
So I'm Gonna Tell EVERYONE!
1. Yes, it's true. As a kid, I crushed on NKOTB's Joey McIntyre. *shoot me for admitting...
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, Thirteen
Photo Hunt, #3: I Love _______ 2007-11-17 00:25:00 Theme for November 17th, 2007: "I Love _______."
I think the answer here is obvious. Cheese.
Haha, just kidding. It's John & Braden, of course.
This photo holds the 2 most important...
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11.07, It Has Been 13 Months. 2007-11-16 09:45:00 Dear Braden,
It is November 16, 2007. It has been 13 months since you blessed my life with your touch.
This past month, something beyond words has been happening. That's going to make this really...
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