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Obscure DVD review 2007-10-03 02:13:00 I've been pretty spaced out the past few days and unable to write anything worthwhile... So here's an old DVD review
I wrote, ganked from my Myspace page.Title: Fighting MadSoundtrack: Roadrunner RecordsAkin to the popular Bumfights trilogy and other fighting documentaries (I use the term documentary loosely as docos are generally designed to educate the viewer) this 30 minute action packed, brawl frenzy is guaranteed to enthrall those who have a) never been in a fight or b) have an unhealthy obsession with fighting... I fall into neither of those categories so unfortunately it didn't have me on the edge of my seat.The film begins with a quote from General William T. Sherman:War is the remedy that our enemies have chosen, and I say let us give them what they wantWhy they chose to quote one of the most hated Generals in American history I'm not sure... perhaps they didn't do their research, but already this is a sign of what's to come.Throughout the next 30 or so minutes, more quo
Holiday Equipment 2007-10-01 02:07:00 While salivating over what substances we should bring when we embark I thought it'd be easier to tackle the problem by dividing the potential choices into 3 different classes:In a perfect world, we'd fly First Class. Doing lines off the bare skin of models with Richard Branson and Suri Cruise.1 Ounce of Charlie - $7500100 MDMA Caps - $28002 Ounces hash - $650Yet as the "Scarface on a road trip" day dream wore off along with last nights high, we tried to be realistic... and were happy to travel Business Class...Half ounce of Whizz - $135050 pack of ecstasy - $850Quarter pound of hydro - $750But as the weeks rolled by and the money we'd gathered moved from our bank accounts into the cash registers of camping supply stores, mechanics and tobaconists... we came to terms with the fact that we may have to settle for Economy Class...2 grams of speed - $300 A quarter ounce of leafy, bush bud - $805 pills from new years eve 05, which were recently unearthed from beneath the spare tire in my Read more:Holiday
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Greetings From Hell 2007-09-29 23:35:00 I'm sorry for leading any of you astray... but I thought I'd have more success securing readers by puzzling you with a couple abstract anecdotes before launching into boring explanations of my blogs purpose.Similar to how paedophiles lure children into their car with candy before revealing their motives... however I'm afraid my blog doesn't offer nearly as much excitited pain as a romp in the back of an '89 Toyota Panel Van, with black garbage bags taped over the windows.This blog is unfortunately doomed to fall into the mediocre online journal section of your favorite search engine.Over the next 12 months my girlfriend (Miss X) and myself are to be homeless as we travel around Australia... so essentially, I've created this page as a means to document our trip.We're both from Melbourne and speaking for myself, haven't really travelled further than the South East Suburbs. I therefore encourage anyone to drop a comment on some good places to check out as we make our way around.Th Read more:Greetings
The screen is laughing at me 2007-09-26 06:33:00 Allow me to address...The generous experts who dedicated their precious time compiling infinite blog tutorials... who've created impossible labrynths of links and bewildering amounts of information, unattainable to anyone that wasn't born on Krypton.Your sadistic efforts are the reason I've not had sex in over a week.Let the pain of my cramped, right index finger be a burden... forever hanging on your collective consciences.However... despite my tripled amphetamine usage in the past week... and beyond the self-esteem crushing gaze my girlfriend gives me each night as she goes to bed... alone... again...My desperation to prove it hasn't been a waste of time has compelled me to produce some sought of visual testimony to my labour... So I'm devising a list... 5 expert recommended tips that will, at least in my understanding of their words, definately secure my blog amongst the top 10 most successful blogs of all time...It may not rinse my girlfriends tears out of the bedsheets... but Read more:screen
I liked when the hooker died 2007-09-25 10:35:00 The first post of a blog is important.Apparently I'm supposed to capture the reader by convincing them that what I'm offering in these pages is something that you need... Perhaps by using flashy pictures, links or bold words...However... I'm a realist.I've no important messages that need to be heard, nor will you benefit from reading this... and I won't bother trying to convince you otherwise.Instead... I dedicate my first post to all those people who read American Psycho and had to sit through painful conversation with others about its brilliant critique of consumerism in post modern society and the existential symbolism that Ellis weaved within his words.I feel your pain brothers...I too had to pretend I gave a fuck about the books literary significance.So... last week I was confronted by this scenario, yet again.I could bite my tongue no more... I screamed wildly..."I JUST ENJOY READING ABOUT WHORES BEING BUTCHERED!!!"My audience glared in shock as I stormed off...After that da
She said... 2007-10-12 21:21:00 "I just want to live life... I don't want to fight it anymore"I can't do this. what the fuck was I thinking?
Fine Dining 2007-10-10 11:43:00 So, I've done nothing but smoke speed and sit on the internet for the past 3 weeks...The plan was to leave Melbourne mid-september, stay at my mum's house for two weeks, then leave early October and be on our merry way around Australia... however the only thing that has left is my sense of time and what little restraint I had towards my drug intake...So here's something I take no credit for...How to: Butcher and prepare the human carcass for consumptionIntroductionThis is a step-by-step guide on how to break down the human body from the full figure into serviceable choice cuts of meat. As in any field, there are a number of methods to the practice, and you may wish to view this as a set of suggestions rather than concrete rules. You will notice that the of the or "commercial" cuts down into smaller specific or "retail" cuts will be only mentioned in passing, and not concentrated upon. Also, the use of human fat and viscera is generally avoided, and left only to the most experimental Read more:Dining
Top of the World 2007-10-06 00:57:00 Man the other day I caught a little glimpse of my first loveher purse stuffed with what she's earnt for lifting skirts upanother victim of addictions that've cursed usshe's persecuted by the thirst that's immersed herWe conversed, I let her know... it's insanity sistausing parked car windows as a vanity mirrorshe's says it's cool, she's got a man that loves and protectswith a scarf to hide the bruises on her neckI could tell by the glaze in her opticsthat she ain't there... her mind's away, in the tropicswhere the sunrays erase all her pain of her days in the rainand the shame of enslaving her veinsTo the grains of 'caine... life's a blur unless you look'cos her face said more than words ever couldI had to leave it here... with a sincere goodbyewhile she's climbing in a car, wiping tears from her eyesNow, these grey skies hide the path to brighter daysI saw an old mate of mine yet hardly recognised his faceI remember pinching ganja off his mother in grade 5but times chan Read more:World
Are you broker than me? 2007-10-05 12:52:00 Do you...a) Sift through your ashtrays and cut the burnt bit off all the ciggie butts... empty the remaining tobacco... and re-roll the used backy into new cigarettes?b) Squeeze out the contents of the several empty shampoo bottles that have been lying on your shower floor for 6 months... and use the mixture of solutions to wash your clothes at the laundromat.... rather than cough up the 20 cents for the washing powder dispenser?c) Scrape the black gunk out of the downpipe from your bong... dry it out... mix it with your recently aquired, recycled tobacco and smoke it?d) Use an old bootlace for a belt?... or better yet... a twisted length of plastic wrap?e) Scrape the ice that has enveloped the inside of your freezer... to put in your cleaned out honey jar full of water on hot days... instead of paying $2.50 for a bag of ice from 7/11?f) Refuse to feed your pet until it has licked every morsel of biscuit from its bowl?... regardless of how long that crumb sits there, the little cunt do
Beer goggles anyone? 2007-10-18 07:58:00 Amelie Mauresmo... (spelling?)Honestly... who does he think he's fooling?It's so blatantly obvious that this one-time world number 1 seed is not all woman...Now... we're not talking about a muscular female here... such as the Williams sisters who have suffered criticism about being less than feminine... there's a big difference between a beefy chick and a post op transvestite...She is an openly gay female tennis player who claims she's being discriminated against because of her sexual orientation...Martina Hingis got herself in trouble after saying that Mauresmo was "half a man"... Davenport claims she plays like a man...BITCH ITS NOT DISCRIMINATION WHEN ITS THE OBVIOUS TRUTH!!! YOU ARE/WERE A MAN!!!.... JUST ADMIT IT!!!...We've all grown comfortable with the stereotype of soft petite French women... and then this bitch had to come in and fuck it all up for us... HOW MANY FRENCH WOMEN HAVE YOU MET THAT COULD KICK YOUR ASS???...
Light Reading .01 2007-10-18 04:19:00 Hear me now!Ebooks are the shit.There's so much twisted and illegal information pulsing through your internet connection... and most of it is available in PDF format. So, over the coming weeks I'm going to post a series of funky fresh ebooks I've come across... mostly nerdy shit i.e. "How To Kill A Man With Your Pubic Hair"... "Making Women Orgasm Just By Looking At Them"... etc...Click any of the following titles to expand a quick description and a download link...The Secrets of Street Self DefencePaul Wellard has been a professional bouncer for many a year. He released this book to grant any untrained idiot the power to injure others."When his leg was half way to connecting with my face I sprang into action, parrying his leg to one side and punching him with all my might in the balls. His split second of shock gave me just enough time to grab his gun and disarm him (by breaking his arm)"DownloadThe Alphabet of Manliness"So manly that the sentences don't have periods"Maddox is a l Read more:Reading
Fuck it... i'm leaving tonight 2007-10-23 10:20:00 i realised a couple hours ago that i'm never gonna get out of here unless i just bail...it's 1:21am... and tonight i'm bailing...fuck this place...i'm leaving with or without her... i hope she comes with though...i can't do this alone...i'm sorry mum... that 500 will help me get to where im going... i wish there was another way... but there isn't...we'll never get out of here otherwise...fuck this... i'm out
Early morning 2007-10-22 10:35:00 Tired...It's 2:30am and I can't sleep... and for the first time in a long time I can't blame it on drugs...The bed is cold... empty... it's never felt like that before...I know you probably cried yourself to sleep tonight...I fucking wish I never met you... I wish you never left him for me...I wish I never felt anything for you...I wish I could've fucked you off without a second thought... like I've done to so many other people in my life... who didn't fit perfectly into my puzzle...I hate this love bullshit...Movies and music have lied to the two of us... it's not the way they made it out to be...Where's the romantic reunion after our fights?Where's the awesome make up sex that washes it all away?Where's the smiles?... the orchestric soundtrack?... the sunsets?...Where's the subtle feeling that it will all work out in the end?All there is, is this... fucking pain in my chest... the pain in my head... and the pain in my knuckles...The wall didn't feel it... but I did... Th Read more:Early
Dealers Wanted! 2007-10-28 06:33:00 Inner city Sydney dealers needed...I don't know where the fuck to get weed, pills, coke, whizz etc etcSOMEONE HELP!I'm good business!
A Letter Back Home 2007-10-28 06:17:00 I could always keep a good poker face... ConsistentlyAmidst many a saga caused by the psychotic, drug fucked men that the women in my family were drawn to... Nights when i was woken by a mother in distress and had to comfort her through the end of an acid trip she'd unknowingly eaten on the word of her fuckwit boyfriend who told her it was ecstasy.I listened, I heard... I tried to understand what was incomprehendable at that age.The birthdays and Christmas' that were accompanied with an I.O.U. because it was either my gift or the outstanding electricity bill...I never fussed and was happy that my small sacrifice would help my struggling mum and was something that my sisters "wouldn't understand"I had a bond. I had a role to play...The one who could understand financial hardship... who after all of the fallouts and numerous times my mum or sisters got fucked over... was always supportive of their decision to "give it another go"The poker face. My role in the family was to remain calm Read more:Letter
Soundtrack for 888 kilometres 2007-10-28 06:07:00 In order of play...Lily Allen - Alright StillLady Sovereign - Public WarningAussie Hip Hop Mix CDDevin The Dude - Waitin' To InhaleDJ Shadow - Private PressJamie T - Panic PreventionBig Pun - Yeeeeaah BabySpice Girls - Spice World (I didn't endorse this... yet strangely enjoyed it)Random RnB CD's belonging to my girlSydney radio stations...... fuck Melbourne has to get their shit together with radio stations... Sydney shits all over 'em Read more:Soundtrack
New Town 2007-10-26 21:08:00 Miss X: How much for the night?Fat Prick: Rooms start from $105Me: Fuck it babe, let's just pay it... I need a bedMiss X: Ok, can we get a room?Fat Prick: (staring at me) I don't like your language... you go... (points across the road)Me: Fuck ya then!This is the first conversation we'd had with anyone in Sydney.We drove for 2 hours searching for a motel with vacancies... Admitting defeat, we pulled into some suspect side street in Penrith to stretch the car seats back to pass out, machete in hand...Just then, the phone rang...I'm now sitting on the balcony of a beautiful apartment in Newtown.Black coffeeWinfield BluesA Pad and penLast nights sleep was the best I've had in a fortnight. Possibly aided by the 2 bottles of champagne that our hosts generously treated us to upon our arrival.Thank god Miss X has contacts outside that tiny speck called Melbourne.
WHAT UP NSW? 2007-10-25 04:58:00 Fuck... I thought the motels in Melbourne were dingy...Welcome to Wodonga I guess...I just viewed my blog on a different screen from the one I've been using previously... and the background looks fucked... so I'll get to that when I'm not paying by the minute...I was willing to give this town a chance before exherting my usual city < country prejudices... but then we went to play some games at Intencity...I didn't realised Pacman was still hailed as a great achievment in the video game revolution... and how the fuck can you play air hockey with only one baton?So it's been 400k so far... another 400 or so tomorrow...It's time for a pot and a parma...peeeeeeeesss owt!
KFC and Corona 2007-10-25 04:52:00 Here I am...Some obscure motel in Noble Park (The OZ Crime Capital), watching the Antiques Roadshow.In front of me is a half empty bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila... blocking my view of the television... A half pissed Miss X is lying inside the wardrobe...We're finally leaving...Freedom is a great feeling but it doesn't come for free...My mum is at her house crying, overwhelmed by concern and betrayal no doubt.It's painful to think about so I try not to.Another shot.Sydney here we come!
24 Hours Ago... 2007-10-29 20:08:00 We woke up and sat on the balcony with coffee and cigarettes...I read a chapter of Orwell's 1984, yes, I'm finally reading it to all those who support the "Oh my god!... haven't you read that yet?" method of self grandeur.I then took to my white DC's with a soft bristle toothbrush whilst Miss X helped our 2 hosts, Ginger and Persia, polish their already spotless apartment... in anticipation of Ginger's long time friend who was destined to arrive later that evening to stay for a couple days. An unexpected visit...Aparently, the glowing condition of my kicks inspired our hosts to have me clean a couple pairs of their shoes too.So an hour and a half & one frayed toothbrush later, Miss X and I caught the bus into the city to see what the fuss is about.A tour that revolved around finding somewhere that sells Vietnamese rolls and somewhere to have a beer... I learnt two things...1) The monorail isn't designed for those of us who aren't fond of heights2) THe only people in Sydney that Read more:Hours
What to say... 2007-11-02 04:48:00 Haven't had much worthy of posting the last few days...I'm in some fuckin' suss game arcade/internet cafe in Cabramatta right now...surrounded by cunts that look as if they'd stab me if i beat them in a game of Street Fighter...yet... it's a serene environment compared to the shrieks of the children who inhabit our current resting place...Cabramatta is fucking pork roll heaven... 24 hours a day...awesome!
Drug free and dreaming 2007-11-12 02:45:00 It's been exceedingly difficult to write anything of value lately. The days hours have been consumed by money problems, job hunting and needless time and petrol wasted navigating through the labrynthine streets of Sydney after having taken a wrong turn somewhere. Not to mention the trouble I've faced when attempting to draw myself away from 1984, which is a fucking great read may I add...I've found that when I do have the drive to put ink to A4, my train of thought is derailed by the sonic boom of screaming children.Anyway, I've been having dreams again lately, for the first time in many years, perhaps attributed to the voluntary detox program that thrust itself upon me when I left Melbourne... Whatever the cause, it's been amusing to stir in the morning with vague glimpses of a delusive, broken story swimming in my head. And after such an absence I dare say that even nightmares are a welcome intrusion to my Z's.With that said however, since waking this morn' I've been pestered
SWEET CLIPS! 2007-11-18 23:24:00 Just dropping a link quickly to a site with some pretty dope/fucking weird film clips..... be peeping it!Click hurrr
Reasons why I didn't waste money on this... 2007-11-16 20:31:00 Asalamaleka brothers!What you are about to read is a short essay on the reasons why I decided against throwing my money away on a particular product/service... and some of the disturbing evidence I uncovered throughout my investigations.Product/Service: The Gold Coast GirlsPart I - The IntroductionFirst and foremost... for those of you who aren't aware of what The Gold Coast Girls are, here's a brief description taken directly from their website...4 hot chicks in an apartment on the Gold Coast -- With cameras everywhere!!!I bet you're thinking to yourself... "What's wrong with that?... how could you possibly have beef with such an obviously credible sales pitch... what are you a faggot, Rhetoric?... you wanna fuckin get stabbed cunt???"To which I must beg you spare my life for a couple minutes more... so you may learn what I've learnt.The idea behind this product/service is the consumer will pay approximately $1.50 per day, to recieve streaming video and photos on their mobile pho Read more:Reasons
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Light Reading .02 2007-12-01 21:30:00 Alright I'm well aware that this blog is full of empty promises... Posts that never see past the Part 1... despite my best intentions... But this e-book thang will keep on kicking... it's been a while since the first installment but since I'm in Melbourne for the day (forgot my cd's) and all the e-books are saved onto my computer down here... I figure I'll hit youse with the next bunch of Pee Dee Effs that'll make the homies say "ho" and the girlies wanna scream...Click any of the following titles to expand a quick description and a download link...HitmanSome idiot actually used this book as a reference guide to commit triple homicide... then he was executed and the book was banned. Here you go!DownloadConfessions of an Economic HitmanIn line with the whole hitman theme... here's a book I actually paid for recently... and despite how uncomfortable it was to have that librarians penis in my mouth, it was well worth it. I thoroughly enjoyed this true story of some bloke who assist Read more:Reading
To B. 2007-12-01 13:21:00 Well versed from birth with words by tongues decievinghigher status, higher earnings equal higher states of beingWe're united by this silent, lonely goal... it binds usbut within this potent motive is an enzyme that divides usA desired kind of virtue... as scarce as is essentiala coveted enlightenment that defines ones true potentialYou possess in solidarity this commodity... this raritydisparaged by majorities for they lust to spawn such qualitiesYou threaten their position inside circles they are withinperturbed by your existence the primal urge in them has risenBlinded by their instincts... the core of savage waysno more than rabid delinquents... the pecking order is in playThey have no other choice but to pull you down below themthey have no other use but a stepping stool... a podiumThey don't have what inspires me... they lack the blooming petalsthey don't have what it takes.... and that's what makes you special
1 month on... 2007-11-26 23:19:00 I'm sitting adjacent to Central Station in a park favoured by hobos, tourist couples and junkies.To my left is a scene ripped straight from the Limewire porn archives... Two blonde girls, judging by the Scanian cross on their bags they're Swedish, lying on the grass... and making out.It'd be pretty hot if it weren't for the homeless bloke sitting to the right of me, who's not making much of an effort to conceal his rapid hand movements underneath his worn sleeping bag. His sinister grunts, coupled with the squarks from fighting seagulls lay an apt soundtrack to the scene.It had crossed my mind to tell him to cut it out, but it occurs to me that he probably doesn't get laid very often and similarly doesn't have access to an internet connection, so this is probably the best thing that has happened to him since the last time they forgot to stamp "Not for alcohol purchases" on his Coles cash vouchers at the Welfare Office.So instead I've shifted far enough away that I can no longer
Good Value 2008-01-13 10:04:08 Occasionally in my travels I stumble across some information that can potentially change the life of fellow drug pigs out there... recently I came across a product that has so proved its worthiness amongst other tools in my meth-kit, that I just had to spread the news. Read more:Value
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