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I don’t know, but there may be some mis-fuckin’-understanding, I don’t know man, but maybe you don’t remember me, my name is Nam Prik Pao 2007-10-03 12:08:00 A pot of burning chilli sparked fears of a biological terror attack in central London. Firefighters wearing protective breathing apparatus were called to D'Arblay Street, Soho, after reports of noxious smoke filling the air. Police closed off three roads and evacuated homes following the alert. Specialist crews broke down the door to the Thai Cottage restaurant at 1900 BST on Monday where they discovered the source - a 9lb pot of chillies. Nam Prik Pao recipe Heat garlic and shallots in oil and remove to a bowl Place red chillies in the pan with some oil and fry until they go dark in colour. Then set aside Mix shrimp paste with the rest of the ingredients and pound in a mortar and pestle Return the mixture to the heat until it becomes a thick dark coloured p
Check if your mobile is original or not 2007-10-03 09:31:00 Would you like to know if your mobile is original or not????? Press the following on your mobile *#06# and the-international mobile equipment identity number appears. Then check the 7th and 8th numbers: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 th 8 th 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Phone serial no. x x x x x x ? ? x x x x x x x IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 02 or 20 this means your cell phone was assembled in Emirateswhich is very Bad quality IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 08or 80 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Germanywhich is fair quality IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 01 or 10 this means your cell phone was manufactured in Finlandwhich is very Good IF the Seventh & Eighth digits are 00 this means your cell phone was manufactured in original factory which Read more:Check
‘If everybody was satisfied with himself there would be no heroes.’ — Mark Twain 2007-10-02 08:07:00 One Saturday morning in May, Eduardo Arias did something that would reverberate across six continents. He read the label on a 59-cent tube of toothpaste. Scott Dalton for The New York Times Eduardo Arias waiting for a bus recently outside his apartment building in Panama City. The Everyman Who Exposed Tainted Toothpaste By WALT BOGDANICH PANAMA — Eduardo Arias hardly fits the profile of someone capable of humbling one of the world's most formidable economic powers. A 51-year-old Kuna Indian, Mr. Arias grew up on a reservation paddling dugout canoes near his home on one of the San Blas islands off Panama's Caribbean coast. He now lives in a small apartment above a food stand in Panama, the nation's capital, also known as Panama City. But one Saturday morning in May, Eduardo Arias did something that would Read more:heroes
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Woopfuckinoops. What a Dumbass! 2007-10-02 07:55:00 A dose of woo: Martial IdiocyOctober 1, 2007 6:00 PM, by Evil Monkey Recently Orac took apart the findings of another acupuncture study. Those who administer acupuncture typically insinuate that a mysterious vital energy known as "chi" travels along meridians in the body, and that normal flow of chi is necessary for good health. Orac pointed out that this recent study effectively disproved the notion of meridians in traditional Chinese medicine. Similar woo also permeates the martial arts. If one's chi is properly aligned, supposedly the practitioner can make their body do amazing things such as selectively exploding an opponent's internal organs when struck, or sometimes inducing a time-delayed killing sickness. My old kung fu instructor even tried to demonstrate that chi existed by having us hold our hands right up next to a mirror after a workout, supposedly when our chi is flowing maximally. He claimed you could see the visible effects of chi whi
‘Pricasso’ is the world's greatest living painter now that Picasso is dead! 2007-10-02 05:04:00 Artist Tim Patch, who calls himself 'Pricasso', paints a picture of Olga Braude using his penis at the Sexpo in Johannesburg, South Africa, September 28, 2007. Patch has painted portraits of some of the worlds most famous people including George Bush and Queen of England.
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A shot without a toast is like sex without foreplay.People talk about our drinking But never about our thirst. 2007-10-01 11:06:00 A shot without a toast is like sex without foreplay. And by a toast I don't mean "Cheers" or "Here's to you" — offering those is akin to christening a battleship with a Dixie cup. No, you want something melodic, meaningful and memorable, something capable of inspiring the troops before they happily careen into battle. What follows is a carefully assembled selection of the grand stalwarts of the past and fresh shouts from the offices of Modern Drunkard Magazine. Friends Forever May our friendship never fail May we always be kind I'l Read more:thirst
Rip tracks down deadly moonshiners. 2007-10-01 08:43:00 Every state in the union has its share of rednecks and crackers. Hillbillies, from South Dakota to South Carolina, have one thing in common: a taste for illicit whiskey. Moonshine, mountain dew, white lightning, bust-head, swamp likker, whatever you call it, it's all the same. It packs a powerful wallop, but if the cracker making the stuff doesn't know what he's doing, it can be just as deadly
as drinking Prestone antifreeze. But no matter what state you're from, there is always some backroad shitkicker willing to set up a still in the woods and get to work. Colorado is no different. I was sitting barside in the Mule, a pine board tavern on the Western Slope between Telluride and Ouray owned Read more:tracks
Isn't It Time we had Teacher Proof Schools (President Abdul Kalam once called for Fire Proof Schools in the aftermath of the Kumbakonam School fire tragedy) 2007-09-30 13:40:00 Girl stripped in class for missing homework Sun Sep 30, 2007 2:23 PM IST NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A seven-year-old girl was made to strip naked by her teacher in a New Delhi school for not completing her homework, a police spokesman said on Sunday. The minor was made to strip completely naked and stand on a desk in her class on Friday while other students were asked to boo her, the officer said. "The teacher was arrested on a complaint by the parents but she has been released as it was a bailable offence," Rajan Bhagat told Reuters over the telephone. "This is barbaric," Shanta Sinha, head of the National Commission for Protection of Child Rights, said in a newspaper report. "No one has the right to outrage the modesty of a child." The victim with her mother The commission had issued a directive this year barring schools from calling students "stupid" or "mindless". A government study backed by the United Nations Children' Read more:Teacher
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How to spot a Gay bar. 2007-10-12 06:58:00 “If I were asked to describe the difference between the sexes in the gay world, I would say that the men wanted to be amused; the girls sought vindication”
Howard Lindzon » Craigslist Meets WallStreet...Classic 2007-10-06 14:50:00 THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST{source} What am I doing wrong? Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.I'm not from New York . I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all. Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level? Here are my questions specifically: - Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, Read more:Howard
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