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Bush Quote 2007-10-03 13:14:00 "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled." --explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005This should remind GOP voters of the importance of electing a candidate who not only has a vision for the country, but is able to ARTICULATE that vision. The ability to articulate one's principles and stances is probably more important this election than ever before due to Bush's repeated difficulties in communicating his policies to the public. Read more:Quote
Take the LOYALTY QUIZZES 2007-10-03 12:27:00 WHAT BREED OF CONSERVATIVE ARE YOU?For me...You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.BUSH LOYALTY QUIZFor me...Your score is 7 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are an enthusiastic supporter of President Bush, but your loyalty is not blind. You disagree with some of the decisions he has made, but on balance, you think he has been a strong president, and you're quick to defend him against unfair attacks.GOP LOYALTY QUIZFor me...Your score is 8 on a scale of 1 to 10. You are a devoted Republican. You are quick to rally behind the party, even if you have not agreed with every decision Republican leaders have made. The few differences you have are nothing compared to your complete and utter disdain for the Democratic Party and the elitism, cowardice, and godlessness for which it stands.DEMOCRAT LOYALTY QUIZFor me...Your score is 3 on a scale of 1 to 1
Quote to Ponder 2007-10-02 11:31:00 "We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."-- Hillary ClintonOK, Senator Clinton.....let's start with your campaign funds. Read more:Ponder
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This is Encouraging (to say the least) 2007-09-13 08:58:00 Well it appears that when the Sun swells into a red giant star (as its hydrogen fuel supply diminishes), astronomers say that, while Mercury and Venus are toast, EARTH WILL SURVIVE!! That's wonderful news, right? Nevermind that none of this will happen for 5 billion years. I can't help but feel that the money spent on this research...maybe could've been used more beneficially. The important thing is that now we at least
know. With this heavy burdensome worry off my mind, I can now get back to work...
A Spanish Lesson for Mexico 2007-09-07 19:06:00 Word of the day: “ganamos.” Mexicans - read it, learn it, spell it, and quit forgetting it.I think Mexico
, both historically and today, completely lacks the simple understanding of this word. “Ganamos.” Has a nice ring to it….“ga-na-mos.” It means, “we won.”Want it in a sentence? We won the wars. (Note: wars is plural – more than one war).But maybe Mexico just doesn't remember (or maybe they didn't get the memo), so let’s time travel back in history to April 21, 1836. This is the year that Texans won their war for independence from Mexico. On that day, after the Mexican Army of over 1,500 men had been defeated by half as many Texans in only 18 minutes, the Texans declared, you guessed it, “ganamos.” Unfortunately, Mexico did not understand this word.About nine years after winning their independence from Mexico, Texans finally got their wish – U.S. statehood in 1845. The annexation of Texas eventually sparked the Mexican-American War in 1846. In February of Read more:Spanish
Larry Craig Quick Hits 2007-09-06 13:50:00 1) Innocent people don't plead guilty and then change their minds.2) How many people have ever 'bumped feet' accidentally under a stall divider?3) There was a little more than 'foot bumping' going on. Check out the police report.4) His supporters are boycotting the Minneapolis airport. Two hits for this one: a) His supports might want to be careful using any term with 'boy' attached to it right now. b) I'd bet that wait time for Men's bathroom stalls at the airport will noticeably drop.5) A 'wide stance'? Either he's a gymnast or he must be physically incapable of using the bathroom on the plane or any port-a-potty.6) Gay or straight, an airport bathroom is just gross. Read more:Craig
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Secret Revealed: Denver Girl Finds Out She's "Fat" (She said it) 2007-10-12 10:38:00 Denver
Public School District sent notices home with children that listed their height, weight and body mass index. Isabel, the daughter of Flaurette Martinez looked at her notice and for the first time in her life found out that she was, as the notice said, "overweight".Fearful the family secret about Isabel would get out, Flaurette told 9NEWS that "If she would have dropped this letter, a student may have found it and may have exposed it to other students." Our TRE reporter on the scene was able to interview Flaurette...TRE: "Are you saying that, not only your Isabel, but the other students didn't know she was fat, I mean, 'overweight'? Does your daughter go to a school for the blind?"FLA: No response.TRE: "What does Isabel think about this?"FLA: "The part that upset her the most as she started reading it, there it stated that she was overweight and she started to cry saying, 'Mom, that school tells me I'm fat.'"TRE: "So, Isabel says she's 'fat'."FLA: "My daughter is big bo
Arnold Calls Che Girly-Man 2007-10-11 14:08:00 As Governor Arnold
said: "Jus luke aht thot misherable excuse for a beard. If you know you connot grow a beard, then you do not grow a beard. Only girly-men grow beards like thot. And see, his little kid smile too."And Arnold Schwarzenegger ....is definitely.....not....a girly man. Read more:Girly
"Texas Loves Rudy" ? 2007-10-11 14:01:00 This is interesting....We just want to hear a "Don't Mess With Texas
" out of him.I do miss that from the Bush campaign days.
Chimps Out-Rationalize Liberals 2007-10-09 19:56:00 In a study coming out of Leipzig, Germany, scientists concluded that "chimps choose more rationally than humans."However, after additional tests using different control groups, it became apparent that chimps do not in fact choose more rationally than humans, they merely choose more rationally than liberals. Read more:Chimps
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"Che Guevara" Complains of High Taxes 2007-10-09 17:28:00 Julio Antonio Flores-Rojas a.k.a. "that guy dressed as Che Guevara
" of Barcelona, Spain, said that today is the day that he gets the most sympathies "euros" since the revolutionary was killed on this date.Just as Che's image gets sympathy love from millions of naive youths and leftists worldwise, being dressed as Che pays dividends. In fact, it's how Senor Flores-Rojas pays the bills.Ironically, Flores-Rojas also complains of the significantly increased taxes and "annoying" government involvement in his life that have been in place ever since the Socialists took control of the Spanish government in 2004. Read more:Taxes
ACLU Lawyers Union on Strike 2007-10-09 12:00:00 Lawyers employed by the ACLU have finally had enough and are going on strike. At precisely 9:00AM ET, the lawyers staged a walk-out (many snickered while waiting for the elevators) and congregated in various city parks around the nation. An embedded TRE spy reported on the events in the nation's capital...Offended ACLU Lawyer #1: "We've had enough! Why can't we work on real cases like other lawyers?"Offended ACLU Lawyer#2:"It's an uphill battle every case. We're not paid nearly enough for whatwe have to do. Do you have any idea how hard it is to argue a case and tryto make it sound credible without any facts or support?"Confused ACLU Lawyer #1:"This is outrageous. Women cannot get a break in this world. How arewomen supposed to climb in organizations with Christian illegal immigrantsstanding in the way on our walk to work? Not to mention we have toactually compete for promotions!"[huh???]Offended ACLU Lawyer #3: "It's a shame. I've worked for the ACLU for 20 years and this is th Read more:Lawyers
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Liberal Moments 2007-10-08 16:06:00 A Liberal
Feminist goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motor-home! I've won a motor-home!"The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch."But the Liberal Feminist keeps on screaming, "I've won a motor-home! I've won a motor-home!"Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motor-home because we didn't have that as a prize."The Liberal Feminist says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motor-home!" And she hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads..."W I N A B A G E L" Read more:Moments
Alf Endorses Obama; Hillary Gets Big Bird 2007-10-08 15:52:00 ALF CALLS IN HIS SUPPORT FOR OBAMA!!!Citing common-ground, particularly in regards to minority status, Alf formally endorsed Obama
over the weekend.Hillary
Clinton's campaign countered Alf's endorcement of Obama by claiming that Big Bird has long been an endorser of Hillary.Meanwhile, on the Republican side... Superman and Batman both joined Team Rudy, citing the need for strong leadership that only Giuliani can provide.To round out the day...Barney will cast his vote for the "lovable" Ron Paul.
Dennis Kucinich's Birthday Party 2007-10-08 14:54:00 Today, Monday October 8th, is DennisKucinich
's birthday. In Earth years he is now 61 years old, but, as he referes to himself, he is only 32 Martian years old.Those who attended his special birthday party at the planetarium played games, ate fruitcake and watched Dennis giggle as he opened his gifts. The bipartisan meeting of sorts saw party organiser Ron Paul pass out the kool aid and special invitee Bashar al-Assad of Syria offer to help Dennis blow up the candles.When asked what he wished for when he blew out his 32 candles, Dennis said he wouldn't tell. However, eye witnesses have claimed that he silently mumbled "I wish, I wish, I wish I could be His Excellency's pet." Read more:Birthday
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Giuliani Ponders Duel White House Role 2007-10-08 13:05:00 Rudy Giuliani
is considering and carefully balancing the pros and cons of assuming the unprecedented duel roles of President and First Lady... Read more:House
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Liberals Backing Illegals 2007-10-07 17:38:00 With Democrats leading the charge to protect and rescue over 50 illegal immigrants from Mexico that are currently awaiting execution in Texas, Liberal activist Hillary Edwards addressed the media during a Q&A.When finally questioned as to the difference between defending the lives of illegals and defending the lives of the unborn, Hillary retreated to staunch liberal footing."You ask about the role of innocence, but how can an unborn fetus be consideredinnocent when IT is intentionally living off the innocent mother's body??There's a big difference between aborting hardly innocent unborn fetuses and the execution of illegal immigrants convicted of rape and murder in U.S. courts - especially when the illegal immigrants are innocently living off our citizens but don't get their rights to talk to their home country. That CANNOT stand!!"Such is the sanity of the Left... Read more:Backing
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Obama Misses Flight 2007-10-06 11:33:00 Senator and Presidential candidate B. Hussein Obama
missed his flight to N.Y. yesterday. Airport security guards stopped him for a suspicious substance found in his carry-on bag. Sen. Obama protested: "All I have in there is my plan and vision for the country."Upon further search, TSA guards found the bag was full of crap. Read more:Flight
Hope for 2008 2007-10-06 11:14:00 Bob Hope sucker punches the Democrats. Too bad (for them) he's right.Here's A Great Movie Line For Ya! | Funny Jokes at JibJab
Election 2008: Who Do We Want in DC?? 2007-10-05 23:36:00 It might be a lil early to rally people to vote for who we want in DC, but who cares....it's funny.Good to be in DC! | Funny Jokes at JibJab Read more:Election
Kim Jong Il: Ace Internet Expert 2007-10-05 12:09:00 Today Kim Jong
Il, dictator of North Korea, claims to be a true internet expert."It's all right to wire the industrial zone only, but there are many problems ifother regions of the North are wired."We used to call this sort of person a computer geek here in the U.S. I guess we can't call Kim that, since few people over there have access to computers. You can't have a computer geek unless he uses one signifantly more than the average person in his society uses one.....but average people have to have computers first.So, I digress...the best way to talk about ole Kim Jong Il and his computer expertise is to remind him that he is still a "ronery rittle" man. Read more:Expert
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Iranians Readying for War? 2007-10-05 12:06:00 At first I was planning to turn this picture into a joke somehow. But I quickly was struck instead with just how sad it is. This is the ideology that is at war with us. This is what we're facing. Read more:Iranians
High School Idiots Unite! 2007-10-05 09:50:00 "The Young Socialists Club at Roosevelt School
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is looking for new members. Their flyer asks for students to quote "Come explore the vast realm that is socialism." But also on the flyer is a picture of Karl Marx, who is best known as a revolutionary communist. One of his famous quotes, 'Workers of the World Unite,' is printed boldly on the handout."(Keloland.com)Speaking in terms of statistical fact, youth is stupid. The above quote proves that liberal youth is just more stupid than average. Two quick points:1) Karl Marx on the flyer for the Young Socialists Club. That's like putting Ron Paul on a Republican ticket. There's some resemblance, but they really don't belong together.2) The kids printed "Workers of the World Unite" on the handout. How many high schoolers do you see with jobs that would entitle them to call themselves workers? These kids are obviously liberals, so my guess is that they serve lattes at the local Starbucks, or are greeters at the local petting zoo. Ha Read more:Idiots
Bill Clinton Scared in London 2007-10-05 00:29:00 Was Clinton
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just really scared? Or were they all playin Reservoir Dogs?I know Ron Paul wouldn't have been scared of any Brit. He's one of the smart guys...you know, the ones who carries his own piece. Read more:Scared
Larry Craig Vows to Finish Term 2007-10-04 16:17:00 Larry Craig
is doing everything he can to finish his term in the Senate.Meanwhile his neighbors on either side in the Senate are doing everything they can to get the sides of their desks to extend fully to the floor."If he has as wide a stance as he claims, we want to be ready." Read more:Finish
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