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The Worst Father of the Year? I think so. 2007-10-09 05:15:17 I don't understand what kind of father would do this to his young son. And tape the damn thing. Not only did he tape it but he posted it on Youtube.
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Quote of the day: Marion Jones 2007-10-09 05:07:07 "By November 2003, I realized he was giving me performance-enhancing drugs."
— Said Marion
Jones, while scratching her balls. via
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3G Spot: Blasphemous take on the Last Supper 2007-10-09 04:55:57 This spot shows Jesus getting impatient waiting for Judas, and calls him for a quick video chat over their cell phones.
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Burger King Supersizes its costumes for Halloween 2007-10-08 04:37:49 Burger King is marketing new Halloween
costumes based on its brand icons, the King and the Subservient Chicken. (The King mask was a big deal last Halloween, but this year’s offerings include deluxe editions with full regalia.) “The King and Subservient Chicken have scores of loyal fans, so it’s only natural that people want to step into their shoes ($24.99) to celebrate Halloween,” says BK vp of marketing impact Brian Gies. I'm one of those loyal fans and I bought both mask last year. I wear the King mask to some of the Falcons games and I wore the Subservient Chicken for Halloween.
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NFL Prognostication Week 5 2007-10-07 10:00:00 Cardinals at RamsFalcons at TitansLions at RedskinsJets at GiantsJaguars at ChiefsPanthers at SaintsBrowns at PatriotsSeahawks at SteelersDolphins at TexansBuccaneers at ColtsChargers at BroncosRavens at 49ersBears at PackersCowboys at Bills (MNF game)
Strange news 2007-10-19 06:03:27 Two Kansas high school girls banned from wearing breast cancer awareness t-shirts saying "Save 2nd Base". I'd like to keep abreast of this issue. If you would like to buy a Save 2nd Base shirt go here. If you want View the picture of the girls.
New York couple head to court after bride refuses to return guy's $48,800 engagement ring after they split up. In related news, there are idiots who spend $48,800 on engagement rings
It's no illusion -- FBI raids David Copperfield's warehouse FBI agent was heard saying 'Ta da!'
Cigarette tax proposed to fund kids' health care program. So, more smokers equals healthier kids?
10-week-old kitten survives 20-minute cycle in washing machine (w/ pic), becomes town's cleanest...
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Zoombie Clown 2007-10-19 05:26:53 I hate clowns PERIOD. And this clown doesn't help.
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Video: Tin Man Miniseries Trailer 2007-10-19 05:21:26 I am I hugh Wizard of Oz fan, I've read almost all 40 books and I'm a member of the International Wizard of Oz Club, so looking forward this is miniseries on SciFi channel. Link to the Tin Man website for more info.
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College Hockey Players Suspended After Appearing in Blackface at Team Golf Outing 2007-10-19 04:52:04 According to the school officials, the Colorado College
men's hockey team held their annual preseason golf outing back in September and decided to have a theme: each team at the outing was to represent a TV show ... and four geniuses decided to do "Family Matters" which ran in the late 80's and early 90's and featured the annoying Urkel character. Of course, all the main characters on that show was African American and every one of the hockey players was white. What to do, what to do? Yep, you guessed it, the guys put on black face and went-a-golfin'. For some reason, the school's not happy with their little stunt and have suspended the quartet for what they're calling "inappropriate and offensive behavior." CBS 4 article
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The Back Up: Perfect for Zombie Attacks 2007-10-19 04:43:59 Do you ever wake up in a groggy haze, unsure of your surroundings and wishing a loaded shotgun were within easy reach? Well then, call now to order The Back-Up, a shotgun rack for the side of your bed.
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Bryan Berg -- World's Master Card Architect 2007-10-18 05:45:52 Bryan
Berg broke the Guinness World
Record for the World's Tallest House of Cards in 1992 at the age of seventeen, with a tower fourteen feet, six inches tall. His latest record-holding structure in the category is over twenty-five feet tall. In 2004, Guinness created a new record category for the World's Largest House of Cards to recognize a project Berg built for Walt Disney World--a replica of Cinderella's Castle. He continues to hold both records.
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Strange but True News 2007-10-18 05:39:13 Woman finds 7 foot python in her toilet. I hate it when that happens.
School board OKs birth control for middle schoolers. Beer and wine to be considered next meeting.
More and more parents claiming "religious exemption" to avoid having their children vaccinated for school The gene pool's closed.
Archbishop apologizes for giving communion to gays dressed as nuns
Chocolate Jesus to return. Never has redemption been so delicious.
Drinking + driving + speeding + texting + freight train... this should end well
You're just released on bail for a DUI. Do you: A) Go home? B) Go to church? Or C) Buy a 12-pack and drink it on the courthouse lawn?
Woman arrested for shouting profanities at her overflowing toilet. Talk about a potty mouth.
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This TV Spot Cracks me Up -- Webcargo takes "cheeky" to a new level 2007-10-18 04:55:39 This (NSfW) ass-packed TV spot is running in Quebec, yes they show a lot more on TV in Canada. Incase you were wondering Webcargo lets you securely send large files to any e-mail address. I look forward to the next installment, in which Webcargo will hopefully introduce the phrase “drop a deuce” to promote its 2-gigabyte file limit.
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The Girl With X-Ray Eyes 2007-10-17 05:38:02 Natasha Demkina, a young girl living in Saransk, Russia, began to receive a lot of media attention in 2004. They hailed her as the 'Girl with X-ray vision'. You see, Natasha possesses the unusual ability to peer through human flesh and spot diseases and injuries that are lurking unseen within people's bodies. Or, at least, this is what Pravda claimed. It didn't take long for more newspapers to catch onto the story. The British Sun has been the most relentless about pursuing it. They've actually flown Natasha to London and are now parading her around like some kind of weird curiosity.
Bread body parts: Would You Prefer Breast...Or Thigh? 2007-10-17 05:24:45
Thai art student Kittiwat Unarrom has made bread his living. His subject matter: the human form. The 28-year-old master’s student will display his work at the end of the year at Bangkok’s Silpakorn University.
The son of a family of bakers, Unarrom first began his artistic career painting portraits. He then moved to sculpting in mixed media, and then made the jump to bread.
Unarrom says he hopes his lifelike baked goods will make viewers and tasters focus on the nature of appearances and the act of eating.
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Encouraging Adults to Play in the Rain 2007-10-17 05:03:21 This unique, funnel shaped umbrella harnesses the flow of rainwater down into the handle in to the water gun. Pretty cool -- just don't take the umbrella into a bank. The user can fire at will, maintaining a constant flow of water as long as rain continues to fall! Link via
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Female High School Sports Fan Body Painting Controversy 2007-10-17 04:53:19 "naughty girls" (I think not) from Manatee High School
girls, Jessyca Altenbach and Monica Cummings (both 17) who were kicked out of a recent HS football game for wearing body paint and bikini tops in support of their team. The got the boot even though boys with painted bodies were allowed to stay. Why? School policy says it's up to the principal to decide what is offensive and after some constipated fans complained about the girls (and not the similarly painted boys) he made the call. Article [with video interview of girls]
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Chinese Rip-Offs 2007-10-17 04:30:40 The Chinese
are pretty brazen when it comes to ripping off well known products. This post has some great examples including Cala-Cala, Yontendo, Cerona and Sunbucks Coffee. via
Monday Night Football - Falcons - Giants 2007-10-17 03:19:38 Monday night 5 buddies and I went to the FalconsGiants
Monday night football game. We had a blast, can you say $5 - 32oz beers. I knew that you could or at least we sure did like "3" times before the game started. The best thing to happen on the field was this...
I took this with my 2-year-old MDA cellphone from my season tickets seats that are on the third level. Not to bad.
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Probably not the best place to bring a child in potty training... 2007-10-16 14:26:59 The Toilet Bowl Restaurant called Martun (toilet in Chiese) is located in Koohsiung China with a modern decor and a full-on toilet theme. The thorough implementation includes toilet chairs, urinal sconces, and even commode shaped serving pieces.
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Bible Themed Miniature Golf Course 2007-10-16 14:15:53 The Lexington Ice Center & Miniature Golf features 54 holes of bible themed golf created in 1988. First 18 are Old Testament: first seven holes recall the seven days of creation (Seventh is easy, because on the 7th day God rested), then the Garden of Eden, Pharoah's Frogs, and Noah's Ark. Rugged Mt. Sinai is the toughest Old Testament hole. Next 18 are New Testament, starting at the Star of Bethlehem, and moving through the Last Supper's Upper Room. 16, 17 and 18 are Faith, Hope and Love. The last 18 are the toughest -- miracles, including Jesus feeding the multitudes, parting of the Red Sea, the pillar of smoke and fire, and the burning bush.
Crazy Girl Vs Lawn Mower 2007-10-15 05:31:29 Crazy lady attacks a poor defenseless lawnmower.
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The crazy lawn mower bully should take on something her own size like a combine harvester.
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Book Lamp 2007-10-15 05:21:44
It is a light. In a book. A pop-up book. So basically a pop-up light… Presented in such a beautiful way: A big (we are talking something like 16" x 12" / 41 x 30 cm) beautiful linen bound book (either red or grey) and if you open it, a lamp pop's up and starts to light up. Fantastic. You can choose between the traditional Lampshade or the Parisian Streetlamp. The Book of Lights retail for $95.
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