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Why hip-hop music should be made illegal. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 If you have ever turned on the radio, and browse for your favorite station, and happen to hit a pop or hip-hop/r&b station on your way...don't stop. If you attempt to listen to it for more then 5 seconds, your brain might explode. Although this has not been ... Read more:illegal
Why shopping has become too much effort. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 In today's world, when you want to shop, you better have more then your car key's and wallet or purse. Big corporate chains now want you to make sure you are carrying their "cards" when you walk out the door to your local supermarket or department store.
I am officially ...
U.S. Physicists Shock the World 0000-00-00 00:00:00 "You don't have to be a rocket scientist to figure it out..." - a common phrased used to demoralize a fellow peer who, at the time, might display a sheer moment of, what I like to call, "idiomacy". Well today, this phrase takes on a new meaning.
The ever so ... Read more:Shock
, World
The good out of the Michael Vick Scandal 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Before I get a boat load of bitchy emails accusing me of supporting Michael
Vick, I would like to start off by formally declaring, "I am in no way of supporting Michael Vick or his dog abusing ways." Now that it's out of the way...allow me to say how ... Read more:Scandal
Legislation now wants to control our wardrobe? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 In Atlanta, the city council is considering an amendment to ban baggy pants. They feel that this type of fashion sense is distasteful as it shows off the undergarments of many men. Also...they claim to be looking out for the physical health of these patrons... ' "It kind ... Read more:Legislation
, wants
TD-Ameritrade is TD-Ameri-suck 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Friday, the web industry's second largest online broker and trading firm, TD Ameritrade, reported a security breach in its server. What was stolen? TD Ameritrade claims basic contact information, including demographics as well as e-mail addresses were hacked away from their "secure" servers. A.K.A- prepare for more SPAM ...
Your Car is Next 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When a major company releases a car that is sold to the masses, and bought in the masses, you would figure it would have most of the major bugs and kinks worked out (including things that could severely threaten the safety and security of passengers inside the car and of ...
Roger Goodell is a scared little boy 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This past Sunday, the New England Patriots clobbered the New York Jets 38-14. Apparently after the game, the NFL uncovered a so-called "scandal" when a camera was confiscated from Patriots video assistant who allegedly was recording defensive signals given by the New York Jets.
Earlier today, NFL commissioner Roger
Goodell ... Read more:little
New Ipod Touch is I-Disaster 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have tremendous amounts of respect for Steve Jobs and his creation of the Apple Empire...but in all honesty...the new Apple Ipod Touch is the dumbest of the ipod's yet.
The new Touch Ipod is essentially an Apple Iphone without the ability to call someone. It contains no original innovations ... Read more:Disaster
New Site! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Whats up guys.
Welcome to Crusty Orange.com--your site for the greatest rants/roasts online.
As you can tell this site is under construction but it should be up and running very shortly. Keep checking back frequently and enjoy your stay...
-The Crusty Orange Read more:New Site
A look at our local security. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Earlier this week, a high school in Cleveland, Ohio was home to a shooting, killing two students and two teachers with the addition of several wounded victims. The work was done by 14 year old Asa Coon who apparently was suspended at the time.
Although this is a national tragedy ... Read more:security
Monogamy and a Walmart Wedding 0000-00-00 00:00:00 According to The New York Times, marriage rates in the United States are at their lowest point ever, with less than 50 percent of American adults choosing to tie the knot. While Bible-thumping Wonder Bread fans across the Midwest pray to Jesus for an end to this alarming trend, I ... Read more:Walmart
RIP Joe Torre (1996-2007) 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Joseph Torre
, 67, beloved father, manager, and Yankee scapegoat, went peacefully to be with his Lord and Savior on October 18 after a brave, seven-year battle with failed expectations. Torre previously served as manager of the Braves, Cardinals, and Mets before arriving in the Bronx in 1996, where he ...
A-Rod is A-Idiot. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Alex Rodriguez, claimed to be the best player in baseball, is the most annoying and stuck up prick to ever play the game since John Rocker- but he was more of a general ass due to anger issues; and yes they are completely different. Earlier this off season, A-Rod decided to steal the spot [...]
George Mitchell…you killed baseball. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I would like to dedicate this rant to GeorgeMitchell
. Georgie, you single handedly killed baseball
for me; something I only thought the introduction of woman to the sport could do.
Earlier today, Mr. Mitchell released a report to the public and the commissioner of baseball in regards to players who have and players who [...] Read more:hellip
Damn Writers Strike… 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Why the hell is this writers strike still going? Which asshole is responsible for that?
For those of you who live under a rock, or if your an 16 year old teenage flake who lives off that MTV reality crap, here’s a recap. After watching how rich many television stars, such as Jay Leno, [...] Read more:hellip
, Writers
Sleeping and losing weight 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have come to a conclusion about many of the “discoveries” that researches come across today; they are utter bullshit.
Recently, researchers have ” presented a conundrum to new mothers, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep.” While they gave me there blah [...] Read more:Sleeping
Early Sesame Street Videos not Suitable for Children 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Apparently nothing is sacred on Earth anymore. The early seasons (1 and 2) of the institutional children’s show “SesameStreet
” were deemed inappropriate for children as they may have some material may not suit the minds of younger kids today.
According to a warning on Volumes 1 and 2, "Sesame Street: Old School" is adults-only: [...] Read more:Early
, Children
Microsoft - Where’s the Quality Gone? Vista + IIS + SQL Server 2005 = Hell 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Microsoft and Quality
are two mutually exclusive words nowadays, let me explain why I feel this way.
I installed Vista
Ultimate on my desktop computer a few months ago. Recently I had the need to install the developer version of Microsoft SQL
Server 2005 on this computer. I put the CD in the drive and the [...] Read more:Microsoft
, SQL Server
Its a Spears world after all.. Its a Spears world after all… 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Come on! Sing with me!! You know you want to!
Its a Spears
world after all
Its a Spears world after all
Its a Spears world after all
Its a Spears Spears world.
Well, it certainly is a world of laughter and cheer when it comes to Britney “Its Britney, bitches!” Spears . This entire family is nothing but [...]
Banfield - The Pet Hospital Run By Con Artists! 0000-00-00 00:00:00
I don’t know how many of you have has the displeasure of taking your pet to Banfield - The Pet Hospital. You know the place, its the veterinary hospital located oh so conveniently inside PetSmart. Why they haven’t been shut down by a class action lawsuit is beyond me. Someone needs to sue [...] Read more:Artists
Sorry for the downtime, switched servers etc. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sorry for the downtime, Crusty Orange changed ownership the past few days, as well as switching servers
. I should post a rant about Yahoo Domains, and how fricken useless they are as a domain registrar, but I have other things to rant about first!
Crusty
Early Sesame Street Videos not Suitable for Children 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Apparently nothing is sacred on Earth anymore. The early seasons (1 and 2) of the institutional children’s show “SesameStreet
” were deemed inappropriate for children as they may have some material may not suit the minds of younger kids today.
According to a warning on Volumes 1 and 2, “Sesame Street: Old School” is adults-only: [...] Read more:Early
, Children
George Mitchell…you killed baseball. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I would like to dedicate this rant to GeorgeMitchell
. Georgie, you single handedly killed baseball
for me; something I only thought the introduction of woman to the sport could do.
Earlier today, Mr. Mitchell released a report to the public and the commissioner of baseball in regards to players who have and players who [...]
Damn Writers Strike… 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Why the hell is this writers strike still going? Which asshole is responsible for that?
For those of you who live under a rock, or if your an 16 year old teenage flake who lives off that MTV reality crap, here’s a recap. After watching how rich many television stars, such as Jay Leno, [...] Read more:Writers
Sleeping and losing weight 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I have come to a conclusion about many of the “discoveries” that researches come across today; they are utter bullshit.
Recently, researchers have ” presented a conundrum to new mothers, saying that women who want to lose the extra weight gained in pregnancy should try to get more sleep.” While they gave me there blah [...] Read more:Sleeping
A-Rod is A-Idiot. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Alex Rodriguez, claimed to be the best player in baseball, is the most annoying and stuck up prick to ever play the game since John Rocker- but he was more of a general ass due to anger issues; and yes they are completely different. Earlier this off season, A-Rod decided to steal the spot [...]
RIP Joe Torre (1996-2007) 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Joseph Torre
, 67, beloved father, manager, and Yankee scapegoat, went peacefully to be with his Lord and Savior on October 18 after a brave, seven-year battle with failed expectations. Torre previously served as manager of the Braves, Cardinals, and Mets before arriving in the Bronx in 1996, where he led his team to four [...]
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