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Something Special 2007-10-22 06:06:00 When things go wrong, When sadness fills your heart,When tears flow in your eyes,Just let me know,Because, I want to be there for you, BECAUSE!!!! ;;;;;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;; My Friend is Selling Tissue PapersBuy 1, Get 1 Free... Read more:Special
REAL GOOD ONES to make you smile 2007-10-22 06:01:00 Teacher : What happened in 1869? Student : Gandhiji was born.Teacher : What happened in 1873? Student : Gandhiji was four years old. ***************************************Question : What is the full-form of Maths?Answer : Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students ***************************************Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? Student : BROTHERLY LOVE ***************************************Teacher : Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August?Student : A holiday *************************************** Teacher : Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?Johnny : Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time. *************************************** Teacher : How old is your fa
Wild World by Cat Stevens 2007-10-27 17:06:00 Lalalalalala...Now that I've lost everything to youYou say you wanna start something newAnd it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'Baby, I'm grievin'But if you wanna leave, take good careHope you have a lot of nice things to wearBut then a lot of nice things turn bad out thereCHORUS:Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild worldIt's hard to get by just upon a smileOh, baby, baby, it's a wild worldand I'll always remember you like a child, girlYou know I've seen a lot of what the world can doAnd it's breakin' my heart in twoBecause I never wanna see you sad, girlDon't be a bad girlBut if you wanna leave, take good careHope you make a lot of nice friends out thereBut just remember there's a lot of bad and bewareCHORUSLalalalala....Baby, I love youBut if you wanna leave, take good careHope you make a lot of nice friends out thereBut just remember there's a lot of bad and bewareCHORUS (x2) Read more:World
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My All Mariah Carey 2007-11-04 05:42:00 I am thinking of youIn my sleepless solitude tonightIf it’s wrong to love youThen my heart just won’t let me rightCause I’ve drowned in youAnd I won’t pull throughWithout you by my sideI’d give my all to haveJust one more night with youI’d risk my life to feelYour body next to mineCause I can’t go onLiving in the memory of our songI’d give my all for your love tonightBaby can you feel meImagining I’m looking in your eyesI can see you clearlyVividly emblazoned in my mindAnd yet you’re so farLike a distant starI’m wishing on tonightI’d give my all to haveJust one more night with youI’d risk my life to feelYour body next to mineCause I can’t go onLiving in the memory of our songI’d give my all for your love tonightI’d give my all to haveJust one more night with youI’d risk my life to feelYour body next to mineCause I can’t go onLiving in the memory of our songI’d give my all for your love tonightGive my all for your loveTonight Read more:Mariah
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What is Love? 2007-12-13 13:24:00 "Love is the only gold."-Alfred, Lord Tennyson"Love is friendship set to music."--E. Joseph Crossmann"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness"-Oliver Wendell Holmes-"Love is too strong a word to say it too early,But it has too beautiful a meaning to say it too late. "-Kurt Cornish-"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."-Plato-"One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life.That word is love."-Sophocles"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind."-William Shakespeare-"To love and win is the best thing.To love and lose, the next best."-Thoreau-"The hunger for love is much more difficult to removeThan the hunger for bread"-Mother Teresa-"There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."-George Sands-"If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else.If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have."..Sir James M. Barrie"Two souls with but a single thought,Two hearts that beat as one."-- Frederick Ham"We can do n
Lawyers! 2007-12-24 07:45:00 One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw twomen along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driverto stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why areyou eating grass?""We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have toeat grass.""Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" thelawyer said."But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are overthere, under that tree.""Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor manhe stated, "You come with us also."The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have awife and SIX children with me!""Bring them all, as well," the lawyer, answered. They all entered thecar, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousinewas..Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,"Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."The lawyer Read more:Lawyers
Regular Health Mistakes 2008-03-09 09:23:00 All of us make little health mistakes that cause damage to our bodies in the long run - simply because we are unaware we are doing something wrong. Here are some of the most common mistakes made by many of us.Crossing our legsDo you cross your legs at your knees when sitting? Although we may believe that this is the lady-like elegant way to sit, sitting this way cuts down circulation to your legs. If you don"t want varicose veins to mar the beauty of your legs and compromise your health, uncross your legs every time you realise you have one knee on top of the other. The best way to sit is to simply place both legs together on the floor, balancing your weight equally. If you feel like changing position, instead of crossing your legs, simply move both legs together Read more:Health
VERY INTERESTING STUFF 2008-03-09 08:34:00 In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. ------------------------------------------- The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. ------------------------------------------- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the U.S . Treasury. ------------------------------------------- Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. -------------------------------------------
Lion and Monkey 2008-03-07 05:46:00 In a poor zoo of India , a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg of meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered. when one day a Dubai Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to Dubai Zoo. The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/C environment, a goat or two every day. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast. The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained few bananas. The lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The
Always …… Love Your parents! 2008-03-06 10:50:00 "The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new."My Mom"The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own. You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.""I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.""Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible."My Daddy "How pleasant it is for a father to sit at his child's board. It is like an aged man reclining under the shadow of an oak which he has planted."Always …… Love Your parents!
Ha ha ha... 2008-03-06 10:11:00 A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highwaywhen he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why don`t you eat the peanuts yourself?"."We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."
Nutrition Updates 2008-03-06 09:25:00 TO PREVENT STROKE DRINK TEA! Prevent buildup of fatty deposits on artery walls with regular doses of tea. (actually, tea suppresses my appetite and keeps the pounds from invading....Green tea is great for our immune system)! INSOMNIA (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!Use honey as a tranquilizer and sedative. ASTHMA? EAT ONIONS!!!! Eating onions helps ease constriction of bronchial tubes. (when I was young, my mother would make onion packs to place on our chest, helped the respiratory ailments and actually made us breathe better). ARTHRITIS? EAT FISH, TOO!!Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines actually prevent arthritis. (fish has omega oils, good for our immune system) UPSET STOMACH? BANANAS - GINGER!!!!! Bananas will settle an upset stomach. Ginger will cure morning sickness a
Who is Clever? Teacher or student? 2008-03-06 08:22:00 One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car! all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had pre Read more:Clever
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VERY VERY NICE 2008-03-03 08:12:00 OOH MAN I'M TIRED!A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.'God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. -He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,awakened the kids,set out their school clothes,fed them breakfast,packed their lunches,drove them to school,came home andpicked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleaners andstopped at the bank to make a deposit,went grocery shopping,then drove home to put away the groceries,paid the b
Don't Speak by No Doubt 2008-02-26 11:13:00 You and meWe used to be togetherEveryday together alwaysI really feelThat I'm losing my best friendI can't believeThis could be the endIt looks as though you're letting goAnd if it's realWell I don't want to knowDon't speakI know just what you're sayingSo please stop explainingDon't tell me cause it hurtsDon't speakI know what you're thinkingI don't need your reasonsDon't tell me cause it hurtsOur memoriesWell, they can be invitingBut some are altogetherMighty frighteningAs we die, both you and IWith my head in my handsI sit and cryDon't speakI know just what you're sayingSo please stop explainingDon't tell me cause it hurts (no, no, no)Don't speakI know what you're thinkingI don't need your reasonsDon't tell me cause it hurtsIt's all endingI gotta stop pretending who we are...You and me I
ONE PARAGRAPH THAT EXPLAINS LIFE 2008-02-19 04:39:00 Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983. From world over, he received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why does GOD have to select you for such a bad disease"?To this Arthur Ashe replied: The world over -- 5 million children start playing tennis, 50 thousand learn to play tennis, 5 thousand learn professional tennis, 50,000 come to the circuit, 5000 reach the grand slam, 50 reach Wimbledon, 4 to semi final, 2 to the finals, When I was holding a cup I never asked GOD "Why me?". And today in pain I should not be asking GOD "Why me?"Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials keep u Strong, Sorrow keeps u Human, Failure Keeps u Humble, Success keeps u Glowing, But only God Keeps u Going.....
SMS Short Cuts 2008-02-14 15:47:00 1dRfl - wonderful2 - to/too/two2dA - today2moro - tomorrow2nite - tonite3dom - freedom4 - for4get - forget4N - foreignADN - any day nowAFAIK - as far as I knowAFAIR - as far as I recallASAP - as soon as possibleATM - at the momentB - beB4 - beforeB4N - bye for nowBB - bye-byeBf -boyfriendBG - big grinBION - believe it or notBK - big kissBTDT - been there, done thatBTW - by the wayBy - busyC - see/seaCB - call backCUL - see you laterCWYL - chat with you laterDUZ - doesDUZNT - doesn'tF2F - free to talk?G2G - got to goGf - girlfriedGr8 - greatGrr - angryH2 - how toHUH - have you heard?IC - I seeICCL - I couldn't care lessIK - I knowILU (or ILY) - I love youin4ml - informalKISS - keep it simple, stupidKUTGW - keep up the good work@ "At"MSG "Message"W "With"ATB "All the best"NE "Any"W/O "Withou Read more:SMS
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Egypt seal Cup of Nations triumph 2008-02-12 11:22:00 Aboutrika scored after a mistake by Cameroon captain Rigobert SongDefending champions Egypt
won a record sixth Africa Cup of Nations
with a fully-deserved victory over Cameroon The only goal of the game came in the 77th minute when Mohamed Aboutrika pushed home a Mohamed Zidan pass after a mistake by Cameroon's Rigobert Song. The Pharaohs also went close when Hosni Abd Rabou hit the post on 61 minutes and they become the first side to win back-to-back titles twice. Cameroon were seeking a fifth title, but rarely troubled the Pharaohs.It was a triumph
for Egypt coach Hassan Shehata who becomes only the second coach to win successive trophies. His team had much the better of the first half, creating most of the scoring chances with their speed and mobility. Once again Cameroo
Good Morning 2008-01-28 07:56:00 Birth was not our choice Death will not be our choice But the way we live our life is our choice. Absolutely our choice. Live fullest for today. *~* Strive to learn something new today. Good Morning
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To All married & unmarried friends 2008-01-28 07:42:00 Man: Is there any way for long life?Dr: Get married
.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.--------------------------------------------------------------------------Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!--------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.--------------------------------------------------------------------------It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.--------------------------------------------------------------------------Before marriage, a man will lie
Elbar7ah Kazim 2008-01-17 18:12:00 في عندك ناس بيعيشوا بلا همووين ما تروح يحيطك بلاهمفي عندك ناس ما تسوا بلاهموفي عندك ناس ياريتك بلاهمأصنام .. أحجاره متحركة وتلبس ثيابيا يا ياااا حبيبي حبيبيالبارحة بالحلممحبوبي باحضانيبوسني من وجنتى وطفالي نيرانيقلت له حبيبي أقترب عوضني حرمانيلك شلون تقبل امروتكهل تقبل امروتك تتركني وحداني؟أمووت حسره وقهرلو لحظة تنسانيوك أرضي اعيش بسجنلو أنت سجانيلك وصحيت من نومتيوانت بحضن تاني حبيبي :(حبيبي صحيت من نومتيوأنت بحضن تاني تانييا عم هذا
Information Benazir bhutto No's 9 Amazing 2008-01-16 12:12:00 Benazir Bhutto:- Born in 1953. 1+9+5+3 = 18 = 1+8 = 9First suicidal attack on her on 18 Oct. 1+8 = 9Second Suicidal attack in which she died.27 Dec. 2+7 = 9 She died in the year 2007 2+0+0+7 = 9 And the Total Period from 1953 to 2007 is 54 years. 5+4 = 9She got married on 18 Dec. 1+8 = 9& She went Out of pakistan for 9 years in 1998 1+9+9+8 = 27 = 2+7 = 9& Came back in 2007 2+0+0+7 = 9His Brother Shahnawaz bhutto has been murdered in 1980 1+9+8+0 =18 =1+8 =9 & if you write Benazir Bhutto in urdu language (urdu text) it contains 9 alphabets! what do u think! isn't it Amazing
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Super Baby World Record !!! 2008-01-14 11:14:00 HAVE A LOOK!!!! Age: 11 Months Weight: 52.5kg Per Day Diet: 1 kg Rice and 5 litres Milk, 2kg Beef Birth Place: India-Rajasthan Read more:Super
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ALL DIET FAQ's answered... 2008-01-14 08:10:00 Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a lamb eat? Leaves and corn. And what are these? Vegetables.So a kabab is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system.Need grain?Eat chicken.Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain.Its only the misconception, that narrow minded people have. So, Bottoms up! Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?Q: Is chocolate ba
Lessons in Logic 2008-01-14 07:53:00 If your father is a poor man,it is your fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's your stupidity........................................................................................I was born intelligent -education ruined me........................................................................................Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?.......................................................................................If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are the others here for?.......................................................................................Since light travels faster than sound,people appear bright until you hear them speak............................................................... Read more:Lessons
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Wives 2008-01-14 07:33:00 GUYS HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Som
A total eclipse of the heart - Bonnie Tyler 2008-01-12 18:42:00 Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit lonely and youre never coming roundTurnaround, every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my tearsTurnaround, every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone byTurnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified and then I see the look in your eyesTurnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apartTurnaround bright eyes, every now and then I fall apartTurnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless and I dream of something wildTurnaround, every now and then I get a little bit helpless and Im lying like a child in your armsTurnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know Ive got to get out and cryTurnaround, every now and then I get Read more:eclipse
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Which Baby are you... 2008-01-07 18:43:00 ---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time torecover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meetsomeone new in 8 days that will perfectly balanceyour personality.----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honestand loyal. Determined to reach goals. Lovesfreedom. Rebellious when restricted. Lovesaggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.Gets angry really easily but does not show it.Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friendsbut rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.Ambitious. Re
Call, Kiss, Love and Text you 2008-01-07 18:41:00 When she walks away from you mad[ Follow her ]When she stare's at your mouth[ Kiss her ]When she pushes you or hit's you[ Grab her and dont let go ]When she start's cussing at you[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]When she's quiet[ Ask her whats wrong ]When she ignore's you[ Give her your attention ]When she pull's away[ Pull her back ]When you see her at her worst[ Tell her she's beautiful ]When you see her start crying[Just hold her and dont say a word ]When you see her walking[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]When she's scared[ Protect her ]When she lay's her head on your shoulder[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]When she steal's your favorite hat[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]When she tease's you[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]When she d
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