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Today’s Twelve - Charlize Theron is Sexy and Lohan’s Belly 2008-03-06 16:00:28 I’m not going to lie. I’m not incredibly big on Theron
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. However, after I saw this picture I’m willing to consider being a fan. Sure she’s beautiful but beautiful doesn’t necessarily mean desirable. An outfit like this though? Now that’s pretty desirable. Good for her.
The Twelve
Charlize Theron Is Hotter than I thought - COED [...] Read more:Lohan
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Former Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleader Parties Hard 2008-03-06 06:45:55 Now I’m not sure whether Ali here got booted from the Eagles Cheerleader
s or she quit on her own. One thing is for certain. She has created one of the better Myspace Profiles I have seen in a very long time. There’s over 500 pictures in there, easily half of which she’s [...] Read more:Former
, Philadelphia
Jessica Burciaga - I’ve Been Going Through Withdrawal 2008-03-05 06:45:56 Alright folks. I’m going to promise to try and keep my composure in this article. I will do the best I can to keep a clear and concise mind while writing this. As you all know Jessica
Burciaga is my favorite girl to grace the social network that is Myspace. Her [...] Read more:Going
Today’s Twelve - New Allison Stokke Photo and Samantha Fox’s Bra 2008-03-04 13:25:37 I personally think her hips got a little wider. There’s just no accounting for how amazing high school is for the body. Even star athletes get a little bigger from the University Center eats. I’m not saying that Cal has treated Allison
poorly. I’m simply stating that the picture on the right is legendary [...] Read more:Photo
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Alicia Ann Whitten Likes to Lick Guitars 2008-03-04 07:00:15 All I’m saying is that the first thing you see on Alicia
’s Myspace Profile is a picture of her licking a guitar (it’s posted below). So now that that’s out of the way I want to share with you this girl’s ethnicity. Alicia is Vietnamese, German, Italian, French, Irish, Dutch, Spanish, and [...] Read more:Guitars
Today’s Twelve - Kristin Cavallari’s Beater and Mary Kanellis Bares All 2008-03-03 16:00:07 Speaking of Kristy’s, I’ll take a Kristy Swanson in her prime over this picture. Where the hell did she go? The last thing I remember her in was some pseudo skinemax movie where she played a swinger with Stephen Baldwin. That and the movie Big Daddy. I’d like to see her [...] Read more:Beater
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Donna Feldman is Moving Up 2008-03-03 07:00:48 I kind of dig the song on her Myspace Profile. It’s “Baby did a Bad Thing” by Chris Isaak. If you visit the page you might just have to imagine Donna
doing a little strip show in front of you while that song plays. At least that’s what I do and it [...] Read more:Moving
Today’s Ten - Sexy Soccer Jerseys and Sophie Monk 2008-02-29 16:00:08 As you can see I’ve changed my title yet again. I’m tired of putting 1000 links up. It’s annoying. Rather I shall give credit to the top ten things I find around the web. And of course we shall start with this little vixen up top. Tell me you wouldn’t become a soccer fan if [...] Read more:Soccer
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Sasha Singleton - Let’s Party for a Living 2008-02-29 07:00:24 Sasha Singleton is an absolute freak. That’s all I’m gonna start off with. Wow. First of all when you go to her Myspace Profile you’ll hear a nice little dance song featuring the lyric “would your girlfriend call me a whore” which really sets the tone. Scroll down for two [...] Read more:Living
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Today’s Twelve - UK Playboy’s Louise Glover and Elliot Spitzer’s New Girl! 2008-03-12 16:00:44 I wouldn’t pay $5500 for this girl but she’s definitely a cutie. Much hotter than his wife, that’s for sure.
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Kristen Has Quite a Resume - Bitten and Bound
Reporter Getting a Talking to: Amazing - Flabber
UK Playboy Model LouiseGlover
- Busted Coverage
I Dare you to Knock me Out - Attuworld
Sexy Cell Phone Pics - [...] Read more:Elliot
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Amy Marie Loves Controversy 2008-03-12 06:45:36 Looking like that and loving controversy? You gotta like that. At least that’s what her Myspace Profile headline says. I also must compliment Amy on her professional demeanor displayed in her profile. Amy mentions that she has a separate account for friends. I’m guessing, or rather hoping that’s the one with all [...] Read more:Controversy
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Laura Lee is One of Boston’s Finest 2008-03-11 06:45:43 No she’s not a cop. She’s just another hot chick from a city that I’m supposed to hate but I just don’t. I can’t deny the fact that I’d love a hot, blue collared heavily accented Boston
ite to roll around the hay with for a night. Laura
’s definitely got that kind of [...]
Today’s Twelve - Alison Angel’s Autobody and Sexy Cops 2008-03-10 16:00:27 I know this is an obvious line and I don’t care: I’d sure like to check under her hood. Man I’m funny.
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Angel Hanging out at the Body Shop - Attuworld
Four Very Sexy Girls in Police Garbs - COED Magazine
A House Made of Beer Cans - Aslyum
Logan Kensing is a Badass - With Leather
That’s [...] Read more:Today
Should I Just Post Keeley Hazell Once a Week? 2008-03-10 06:45:46 I might as well right? I mean I could probably post her every single day and I’m assuming you readers wouldn’t mind in the least bit. However, I suppose I can leave that to the legion of Keeley
Hazell fan sites, tribute sites, or obsessive compulsive fans who might eventually kill her sites. [...] Read more:Keeley Hazell
Today’s Twelve - Amy Reid Hooking and Chuck Liddell’s Advice 2008-03-07 16:00:51 I just got engaged so this works perfectly for my bachelor party.
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Amy Reid Selling Herself Out - Bitten And Bound
ChuckLiddell
Teaches Bar Brawling - Asylum
Paris Hilton’s Chest Doesn’t Impress - Drunkenstepfather
All you need on Veronica Zemanova - Attuworld (NSFW)
Semenovich is such a fitting name for this Busty Girl - COED Magazine
Gin and Tonic [...] Read more:Today
Lisa Angeline is the next Million Dollar Woman 2008-03-07 06:45:12 There’s just something genetically right about Lisa Angeline. I can’t quite get my fingers on it. I think it’s my crazy obsession with brunettes thing, but it’s more than that. You know when you see a certain girl and just think she has a great vagina? I get that feeling about [...] Read more:Dollar
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Today’s Twelve - Brooke Banx Garter and Jesse Spano? 2008-03-14 16:00:32 I’ve had her up here before and I’m certainly more than happy to link to her. Brooke
has certainly obtained the “fake dumb blond” look and I’m happy to report it’s had zero effect on me whatsoever.
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Brooke Banx is Worth a Peek - Holy Taco
Elizabeth Berkeley Shows some Skin - Attuworld (NSFW)
This is truly [...] Read more:Jesse
, Today
18 Year Old Bahara Might Be a Maxim Hometown Hottie 2008-03-14 06:45:36 With that kind of cleavage and that cute a face, she’ll certainly get my Maxim
vote. However, “I could fall in Love” by Salina. That’s all I have to say. Bahara, that’s your Myspace Profile song? Come on! You’ve got to be kidding me. Bahara, you’re 18, hot, dance [...] Read more:Hottie
Today’s Twelve - Ashley Alexandra Dupre and Lohan’s Dad 2008-03-13 16:00:34 So yesterday’s picture was NOT the true girl. THIS is the true Spitzer woman. My favorite part about this girl “Kristen,” other than the fact she bangs dudes for thousands of dollars, is her really nice silver watch. Money well spent.
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Spitzer’s Girl’s Real Name - Busted Coverage
TV Show for Mr Lohan
? - [...] Read more:Alexandra
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Dani is a Frisky Girl from Tennessee 2008-03-13 06:45:21 Dani would be our little peach to the right. There’s just something I love about these hometown types. Dani is from Gatlinburg Tennessee
. I can just hear myself yelling “Gatlinburg, Tennessee!” in a real southern drawl. It’s profiles like these that make me enjoy writing this site. Every once in [...]
I Have The Most Hope Dworaczyk Pictures 2008-03-19 06:46:47 Put it this way. As long as the baby doesn’t come out having a head the size of Quentin Tarantino then I think we’re fine here. I would assume that Jason Kidd has at least read something in relation to the size of his son’s head right? We’ve been saying this stuff ever [...] Read more:Pictures
Christina Hall is Having the Time of Her Life 2008-03-18 06:45:29 Unfortunately there’s really not that much information about Christina
in her Myspace Profile but that has never stopped me before. From what I see, Christina is a model, she’s 5′8, has a college degree, lives in Los Angeles, is in a relationship and is of Asian descent. Well that about covers reality. Let’s [...] Read more:Having
The Official Saskia Howard-Clarke Drool Page 2008-03-17 06:45:40 It’s nice to know that Saskia Howard
-Clarke
has a Myspace Page. It’s also nice to know that I can obtain pictures from her elsewhere. I can’t believe how garbage that page was. I mean let’s go damnet. Get some good pictures or at least some material up there. If [...] Read more:Official
Maria Kanellis also has a Crappy Myspace Profile 2008-03-21 06:45:44 Well, as you all know Maria
Kanellis is yet another WWE Diva to grace the pages of Playboy. Of course I have the link to the photo shoot. And you guys all know how fond I am of her counterpart Candice Michelle. Candice is currently the logo of this site. So [...] Read more:Crappy
Today’s Best - March Madness Hotties and the future of Jessica Alba 2008-03-20 16:28:42 A. You just gotta love college. B. You just gotta love the fact that whenever there is any excuse to get completely drunk, inappropriate, or even naked, the youth of America will not run, they will sprint at that chance. Take this fruity bandanna guy here. He doesn’t even realize that he’s holding on to [...] Read more:Jessica
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I Hope Daniela Pane Becomes a Household Name 2008-03-20 06:46:42 There’s something I like very much about this Daniela Pane. There’s also some things that I don’t like. I’m a little disturbed that the whole Italian guido/guidette thing that I thought was contained, seems to be spreading south. I was first surprised that there was even a contingent in Boston. Now [...] Read more:Household
Today’s Best - Joe Francis is the Man and the Schlong Party 2008-03-19 16:00:08 I’ve decided that Today
’s Twelve and Ten or whatever number I choose to have is kind of gay. Whatever I find on the web, I find. Whatever I want to link to I’ll link to. And that’s just how it is, period. So enjoy. That and hi guys!
The Best of Today [...] Read more:Francis
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