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Stay Together For The Environment 2007-12-05 10:26:00 Want to save Mother Earth? Put up with your mother-in-law, don't divorce. For those unmarried couples, now you have a great excuse to shack up. For those singles, join Shakers [no, not wankers!] communities or a hippie communes.You see, according to Jianguo Liu, an ecologist at Michigan State University, the more households means more use of land, water and energy, three critical resources which related to our environment. He expalined that households with fewer people are simply not as efficient as those with more people sharing. A household uses the same amount of heat or air conditioning whether there are two or four people living there. A refrigerator used the same power whether there is one person home or several. Two people living apart run two dishwashers, instead of just one. Read more details here. I think environmental organizations, should start campaigning like "No Divorce. Green & Bear It", "Let's Shack Up For Mother Earth" or maybe " It's Hip-py To Be Green" Techno Read more:Environment
The Chair Did It! 2007-12-04 11:40:00 Forget about consulting your gynecologist or shaman. If you ladies are having problem conceiving, don't sit on it, go to Naples apartment and sit on that "Miracle Chair
". It was said that this ordinary old armchair under a worn blanket in a three-room flat in Naples is able to "get" many women pregnant. Since then this "fertility chair" has been drawing thousands of childless women from all over the world wanting to sit on it. Talking about fertility, Japanese has their unique Honen-sai Fertility Festival. Watch how the men and women hold a phallus in such high esteem. Related note: Check out this ice-cream.Technorati Tags: fertility, phallus, festival, japanese, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Hawaii Vacation Rentals 2007-12-04 04:15:00 When anyone mentions the cliched phrase "tropical island in the sun", the very place which instantly comes to mind is Hawaii
. The fresh balmy sea breeze, the crystal-clear tranquil water and the breathtaking natural beauty. Whether you’re a first-time visitor or returning, its six beautiful islands will entice any traveler. Yes, Hawaii is definitely a tropical paradise. To enjoy a relaxed and unforgettable vacation in these idyllic islands, it is important to find a comfortable and ideally-located accomodation. There are ample Hawaii vacation home rentals for you to choose. Whether they are romantic beach cottages, condos or luxurious villas, they are located all over the Islands of Hawaii. You can have your room facing the magnificient Pacific Ocean, white sandy beaches outside your doorstep or your vacation home surrounded by the lush tropical forests of flora and fauna. Among the islands of Hawaii, Maui is one of the most visited destinations; where you get to watch Humpback wha Read more:Vacation
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Oh Blast! This Is Horrendous 2007-12-03 12:48:00 Probably it was the cramped and busy office, which triggered this female Tamil Tiger sucide bomber to blow her cool and so she blew herself up. Watch and don't throw up!Technorati Tags: sucidebomber, terrorist, tamil tigers, Notorious B.L.O.G., , kher cheng guan
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All That Jazz Of Writing 2007-12-03 11:39:00 I find there are posts which are written merely for reading pleasure. Not like some tutorial posts, where you actually get to learn and use the instructions as provided. If it's a humor blog, you drop by, have a belly good laugh or probably some crummy jokes which make you sick and you spit on your monitor screen in disgust. At the least.photo by utnapishtimBut those blogs, especially on writing; They have written all they have to write. What they do these days, they keep rehashing old writing tips and repackage them. The most popular ploy employ by these bloggers is the use of analogy. For instance, using music to jazz up a piece of old writing advice. Or the use of baseball star Yori Berra's "yogi-isms" as writing advice. photo by Geren W. Mortensen, JrFrankly, they make good reading. For reading pleasure, that's it. The gist of the article has been written before. Or maybe you've read all those writing tips somewhere in a single how-to-do book. Nothing new, except now, they are
Give A Teddy A Bad Name 2007-12-03 03:20:00 A cuddly teddy bear nearly killed an English teacher... photo from usa today A couple of days ago, you might have read about the unfortunate, unintentional, innocent misunderstanding incident. A British school teacher, Gillian Gibbons was held by police in the capital Khartoum by letting her class of 7-year-olds name a teddy bear Mohammed. The school teacher was accused of blasphemy. Last Friday, hundreds of protesters, some waving ceremonial swords from trucks equipped with loudspeakers, gathered outside the presidential palace to call for British teacher's execution. Luckily, this teacher was cleared of charges of inciting hatred and showing contempt for religious beliefs.Scary? You better be. Not only Ms.Gibbons, every one shouldn't make a monkey out of religion. For Gawd sake, never ever name your teddies any holy names. That's why I religiously stick to naming my teddy bears like pussy, furry, muff, coochie, nookie.... Photo:southtyroleanTechnorati Tags: teddy bears, mohammed,
Size Each Other Up 2007-12-02 21:55:00 On 30th November over at Special Broadcasting Service [SBS], there was this documentary presented by Lawrence Barraclough. Posing the most frequently asked question. Why men are so preoccupied with the size of their willies? He went round the high streets in London wearing a sandwich board boldly emblazoned with the message: "I want to talk about penises." Having failed to get people to talk about their dickies, Lawrence started a campaign on YouTube asking men to "snap their peckers". And used the supplied mug shots of their phalli for an exhibition. So you guys who are still curious or have nagging doubts, whether your weiner down there can measure up to others, try comparing yours with some of these schlong of various shapes and sizes. Technorati Tags: penises, documentary, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G. , kher cheng guan
Sperm And Cash Donors 2007-12-01 19:29:00 Well, this might raise a few eye-brows. Mario Carolina, a Chilean prostitute [picture] auctioned her body [or she preferably called it auctioned of love] for 27 hours of sex and raised $4,000 for Chile's largest charity during an annual fund-raising campaign.When she was questioned about her "sexual deed", she defended all she did was she advertised on the Internet. "There are people who are going to be donating money that's a lot more questionable than mine."But anyway, according to the campaign organizer, he did not encourage "immoral" activities, but he accepted Mario Carolina's pledge.So the moral of the story is she "deed" no wrong, it's those male donors of sperm and cash! [source:Reuters]Technorati Tags: donation, prostitute, immoral, donors, auction, charity, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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What An Orgasmic Morning! 2007-12-01 10:55:00 These days many male slobs will have no problem waking up in the morning; probably even looking forward to be awakened each orgasmic morning. Not by their equally slobbish wives. But, by the female moaning sound from a sleek-looking.....clock, to be precise. Soothing sounds of a female orgasm right into your ears every morning. Well, at least much better than your wife's fake moaning all these years. It's Orgasmo Clock. For just $25.33, you got to listen to a woman getting her rocks off each morning, hopefully to rock you out of bed!. Technorati Tags: orgasmo, clock, sex, female orgasm, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Knocking On A Blogger's Door 2007-12-01 06:51:00 There was this Toyota factory worker who collapsed and died due to overworking in Central Japan on February 2002. He said to have logged in more than 106 hours of overtime in a month. In fact he said to have worked far more than that. His widow has been fighting for his work-related death. But recently, the court has reversed a ministry's earlier decision not to pay compensation to his widow.In Japan, overworking is a common issue, where an average worker uses less than 50 percent of paid holidays. Those of you bloggers who have been slogging long hours pounding your keyboards, you better beware. Grim Reaper could be pounding on your door. He could be hot on your heels. You could be the first person who blogged himself or herself to death. Lately we've been hearing so much about bloggers suffering from blog burnout. A few days ago, Darren of ProBlogger
has recommended 4 simple useful ways on how to be a happier and healthier blogger. So, heed his advice or you might hit the fan.Those
Crocodile Rock 'N' Row 2007-12-01 05:17:00 croc pix from plushfriends.com According to Reuters, a passenger was forced off a Ryanair flight from Rome to Milan, all because she refused to move her metre-long crocodile which was blocking an emergency exit. Or rather her plush cuddly crocodile! She squabbled with the airline flight attendant and other passengers, causing the flight to be delayed. Probably she wanted to cuddle this meter-long stuffed plush croc during the long boring flight. But, I think most "male flight stewardess" wouldn't mind that stuffed reptile. They would love to toy with that long furry stuff, wouldn't they? Technorati Tags: crocodile, reuters, male stewardess, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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LUST Is The Word 2007-11-30 09:38:00 The title of this one and a half hour film is just simply "LUST". One of my favourite four-letter words, other than blog, dosh, john, dick, prick, shit..... According its synopsis: A world where sex is dangerous. Based on one of the 7 deadly sins:Lust. [Not this 7 deadly sins.] People who have to control it.Temptation is everywhere. If you cannot control your desire for LUST, you can have it for a mere $5 at Film Annex. Sounds tempting?Technorati Tags: lust, sex, sins, movie, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G, kher cheng guan
Your Favorite Cookie Recipes 2007-12-16 07:37:00 Looking for easy cookie recipes to satisfy your sweet tooth? Visit http://www.cookierecipeonline.com and find your favorite sugar cookie recipes or chocolate chip cookie recipes to try or add to your own delicious cookie recipe to the growing collection. Christmas is around the corner so you may wish to check out the Christmas cookie recipes online as well.
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Yo, It's Buddhism! 2007-12-15 09:41:00 pic:american popular culture.comYo, even religion has to move with time. On Saturday [15th Dec] about 40 Japanese monks and nuns from eight different sects, sashayed down the catwalk displaying their latest colorful robes amidst rap music. A fashion show entitled " Tokyo Bouz (monk) Collection" was held at a major Tokyo temple to promote Buddhism
as reported in Mainichi Daily News. They did a rap version of a Buddhist sutra. Followed with five monks from each school walked on the runway, then chanted prayers and finished up in a grand finale with confetti resembling lotus petals. According to a chief monk, they wanted to show the young people that Buddhism is cool, and temples are not a place just for funerals. In order to reach out to the hip Japanese youths, they need to be innovative. They are not changing Buddha's teachings, but they have come up with a different presentation that they hope it can touch the feelings of the young people today.Yo, way to go, man or rather way to go
Glow-In-The Dark Cats 2007-12-15 07:49:00 You have seen Felix The Cat, Sylvester the Cat or Top Cat, but what about glow-in-the-dark cats. picture AFPSouth Korean scientists have cloned cats by manipulating a fluorescent protein gene, a procedure which could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases, as reported in Brisbane Times.In a side-effect, the cloned cats can glow in the dark when exposed to ultraviolet beams. The technology could help develop treatments for human genetic diseases.No it's no hoax; it's not like what happened to the shamed South Korean cloning expert Hwang Woo-Su. This time the South Koreans are glowing with pride.Technorati Tags: cats, glowing, ultra-violet, south korean, genetic disease, hoax, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Sniff Ma, No Stench 2007-12-14 10:23:00 The company which gives us Garment Guard; a disposable, self-adhesive cotton disc to keep clothes cleaner and sweat stain-free, has come out with another revolutionary product called Subtle Butt. It is also known as a disposable gas neutralizer. Basically it is 2 layered specially treated fabric pad use to eliminate your flatulence [gas in the stomach and bowels] when you break wind. Just stick it inside of your underwear with its self-adhesive strips. So when you fart, the Subtle Butt will filter the flatulence, absorbing it and neutralizes the stench.Now you can consume as much garlics, beans and burritos as you like. No more worries about people next to you passing out when you pass wind! Watch the black and white demonstration video below, you will laugh till you fart. Puuuttt.. Technorati Tags: fart, subtle, butt, pad, flatulence, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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It's ChristmASS! 2007-12-13 22:44:00 This is one farting Christmas carol you love to watch rather than to listen. Like they say, action speaks louder than words and a picture is worths a thousand words. But words fail me here when eleven pairs of pert bums wriggling and farting "Jingle Bells" right in my face. Well, these belles jiggle alright. What a farting ChristmASS!Technorati Tags: bums, christmas carol, farting, humor, notoriousB.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Stand And Deliver Or Sit And Squirt 2007-12-13 03:31:00 So how do you guys do it? Stand
ing up or sitting down? No, I'm not talking about humping. I'm talking about urinating. Reported in Mainichi Daily News, a survey conducted by Western-style toilet manufacturer Matsushita Electric Works Ltd, 40 percent of adult Japanese men sit on the toilet to urinate. It revealed that the younger the man is more likely to sit down while peeing instead of standing up aiming into the toilet bowl. Well, there are reasons why men stand up and pee. Basically it is convenience. Just zip down your fly, pull it out and spray. No need to waste time pulling your pants down to your knees and sit down [and having your spare change or handset to drop all over the place]. After all to urinate just takes a few seconds, right? The next reason many girls might find it hard to swallow. It's when guys having a hard-on. It is inconvenience and not practical at times sitting down on the toilet seat with their erected dicks, pointing right at their faces. In fact they giv
Jesus, It's Bottled Holy Drinking Water! 2007-12-12 10:53:00 Many believe that water is life, while others believe that water is their livelihood. I'm talking about the latest bottlled "holy drinking water". In fact most religions have associations with water. For instance, water is used to ordain priests, Muslims wash hands and feet before they pray, orthodox Jewish women take ritual baths once a month and every Christian denomination still uses water as part of its sacred rites.With that god-send idea, a few savvy marketers have taken advantage on this universal symbol of purity for financial gain. These feel-good entrepreneurs even claim that drinking these "holy drinking water" is not only good for your health, it actualy makes you good. Like a crucifix or a rosary, a bottle of "holy drinking water" is a daily reminder to be kind to others and it also makes you stay focused, believe in yourself and believe in God. Interestingly, all these companies give a portion of their profits to charity. See, people will do anything in the name of God. Read more:Jesus
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All I Want For X'Mas Is Sarah's G-string 2007-12-12 08:39:00 Anyone of you who are still looking for a perfect gift this Christmas, look no further. It's a pair of red hot G-string with diamonte encrusted back string which belongs to Sarah
Michelle Geller or popularly known as "Buffy The Vampire Slayer". It is hand signed by this simply irresistable Sarah Michelle Geller. This rear rare item comes with a Certificate of Authenticity. If you want to get your hand on Sarah's G-string, it is still bidding on eBay. The current bid [at the time of writing], is GBP 10.50 [ about $21.48]. The end time is Dec-16-07 14:00:37 PST. If you are interested in owning or wearing Sarah's skimpy knickers, start bidding.Note: If that red undies has been worn by Sarah Michelle Geller and never has been washed, that's even more "authentic" and rare. Then probably I might bid for it. Technorati Tags: sarah michelle geller, buffy, vampire slayer, g-string, knickers, e-bay, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Ceiling Fans At Farrey's 2007-12-12 00:49:00 A fan is more than just a household appliance. It can be the center of attention in any room, or an heirloom-quality showpiece your family can enjoy for generations to come. The design and styling of a fan, plus the functionality have to taken into consideration when purchasing a fan. Make sure it complements with your house deco and select the proper fan for different parts of your house. When it comes to ceiling fans, go to Farreys.com. It has over thousands of unique ceiling fans and ceiling fan accessories from renowned ceiling fan manufacturers like Casablanca, Craftmade, Ellington, Fanimation, Hunter Fan Company, Luceplan, Matthews Fans, Minka Aire, Modern Fan Company, Monte Carlo, NuTone, Quorum and Westinghouse. Even though it carries so many items, shopping here is easy and convenient. The site is extremely user friendly. Go to its Ceiling
Fan Search, and select your favourite fan by style, by brand, by finish, by type or by price range. It couldn't be simpler.Farreys.com al
David BULKham 2007-12-11 13:02:00 The much anticipated Giorgio Armani underwear ad is out. Now you can see soccer stud David
Beckham is in his best element. Exposing his sinewy body and spreading his bare thighs wide open in his well-padded white briefs.[ did I say well-padded? ]. Nothing to do with football. "You don't sleep with David Beckham. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him every night!" No, I did not say that. Remember recently, Posh Spice says in the January issue of the Elle magazine that she sleeps without clothes?Technorati Tags: david beckham, posh spice, underwears, ad, armani, naked, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Food For Thought 2007-12-10 11:22:00 Recently there was this news where a wealthy widow in London repaid the kindness shown to her by a family that runs a Chinese restaurant she frequented, by leaving them $21 million. The late widor Golda Bechal must be a big tipper.Or is it that what all her fortune cookies she got in that Chinese eatery, which advised Ms Golda Bechal to do? "Leave your will to the owner of this restaurant and you'll rest in peace "!It looks like the way to a woman's heart and her will is through her stomach.By the way, here is one special Fortune Cookie for you. Go ahead make my day. Just click it open. Technorati Tags: will, chinese, restaurant, fortune cookies, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Notorious B.L.O.G. In Disneyland! 2007-12-10 04:06:00 Yes, you better believe your eyes. Notorious
B.L.O.G. is the latest attraction in the happiest place on earth. Notorious B.L.O.G. is in Disneyland
! How I got my blog emblazoned on that big Disneyland entrance sign? Well. like what Uncle Walt said,"Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world." Keep imagining......Technorati Tags: disneyland, walt disney, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
A Bear Bears The Name Muhammad 2007-12-07 19:49:00 Remember the British teacher Ms Gibbons, who nearly got herself executed over a teddy bear? The dust has bearly settled and now we have a businessman Mark Bold from Arizona decided to fight for support the right to bear names.He has come out with not another silly, willy, nilly old bear; but his infamous Teddy Bear Muhammad
. Or some may caIl it The Blasphemy Bear. Anyway, it comes with a Certificate of Authenticity along with the slogan "Supporting the right to Bear names. "Bear-ly funny indeed! Will this plush $9.95 "Mohammad" incite a waves of violent protests from the Muslim community? It doesn't bear thinking about. If anything untoward, unreasonable and unfortunate to happen, then he has to bear heavy responsibilities. According to Mark, the main goal of Teddy Bear Muhammadâ„¢ is to spread their fundamental belief in human rights which includes the freedom of speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, freedom of religion, and the freedom of thought and open dialogue. Read more:Bears
Make It To Heaven Safe And Sound 2007-12-06 12:54:00 Life is not just about blogging, increasing your RSS subscribers, receiving tons of favorable comments or trying to make more money than John Chow or Jeremy Shoemoney. But, whatever it is, ultimately our Life is to going to end up in Heaven
or being shoved down to Hell. That's what I've heard.Anyway, as I've heard [again], most of you prefer to head up to Heaven. But all these while not everyone or anyone can be assured of a place there...until now. Yes, now you can actually secure a place for yourself in the Paradise. There is a way to BUY your way to Heaven. Anyone. Saints, sinners and Satan. So, you low life can still end up high up there. You can book and guarantee a warm cosy spot for your miserable sin-wretched soul at the Pearly Gates. Isn't it a heaven-sent news?We all know not many of us are adequate of getting a spot up in the Paradise. There is a large portion of space still remains vacant, but paid spots [ no, not those on your blogs! ] are filling up very quickly. So Read more:Sound
Clitoris At Your Fingertips 2007-12-23 20:48:00 For those of you who have never rub a clit before [be it your own], now there's a way for you to practise at your own convenience.It's called rubMyClit and specially made for iPhone. It's a clitoristimulator. All you need to do is place both you naughty fingers horizontally on the smooth screen and start rubbing, baby. Don't stop and see how fast you can make it climax. Watch the demo here.Technorati Tags: iPhone, clitoris, rub, climax, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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What A "Cocky" Bar! 2007-12-22 11:10:00 Do you know there is a little historical and "cocky" bar called Turrisi that stands on a lovely piazza in Castelmola, the highest peak on top of Taormina, huddled against a mountain overlooking the beautiful bays? It has been passed down from generation to generation. Peppino the present owner was happy that he was able to have three sons within five years. Feeling proud of his manhood or his sexual prowess; in 1975 he started using one symbol that he felt best represent it all: the penis or what the Sicilians called it La Minchia. The symbol was accepted by everyone and became an important part of the bar. Customers now can relax sipping their favorite wines surrounded with penises in different shapes, lengths and materials, in wood, ceramics, terracotta, worked iron, pasta and marzipan. Even it has a brass door handle shaped of a phallus with testicles. Next time you are in Castelmola, Sicily, remember to visit this phallus-place called Turrisi.Technorati Tags: cock, penis, bar, ca
Caused Them To Strip 2007-12-21 21:59:00 These days, almost every one is stripping for a good cause. Not only those celebrities for Peta's campaign, or the recent hot hunky bare-chested mormon missionaries. Even some senior ladies of Greensfield have daringly revealed themselves just like the movie Calender Girls. Take a peep behind and see how these daring grannies bare it in front of the camera.Technorati Tags: naked, nude, peta, calender girls, greensfield, celebrities, mormon exposed, , humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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