Owner: Notorious B.L.O.G. URL:http://so-stylo.blogspot.com Join Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:03:09 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: A humor blog taking pot shots at blogging , bloggers and other funny stuff. Site statistics:Click here
Blogging Tip-The Myth And The Mirth 2007-10-10 03:16:00 MYTH:Don't make your blog about the money. Focus your blog on people - your readers, on conversations, on building relationships, blah, blah.....MIRTH:Here are some sites from Top 100 Make Money Online BlogsTechnorati Tags: make money blogs, humor, blogging tips, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Hardcore Fact Quests 2007-10-09 00:11:00 I love reading Cash Quests. Or better known today as Hardcore Money Makers. Among its posts these are my two top favorites, which definitely cannot be found in its Top Posts list: 99% Of Your Readers Aren’t Interested In Half Of Your Site!Technorati Tags: bloging tips, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Blogging Test 2007-10-08 13:44:00 If getting those "misbehaved" bloggers to write lines is still of no help or deterrent. Then I think I should follow this teacher's way of punishment. Yes, tell them to go and flip burgers than making us flip out, reading their same trite blogging tips. Technorati Tags: blogging tips, macdonald, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Victoria's Best Kept Secret 2007-10-08 12:33:00 Can you spot 2 mistakes in the picture above? Anyway, make no mistake. This is one best kept Victoria's Secret coming out in Vanity Fair's December 2007 issue. It is just a promo shot. So you dude or dyke, keep your legs crossed and hope you get to see more than just flashing thighs.Technorati Tags: victoria's secret, nude models, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Make Money Online Blogs For Dummies 2007-10-08 11:11:00 Attention all readers of "Make Money
Online" Blogs
. Here is a hard cold fact. According to a hardcore money-making blogger: "99% of “make money online” bloggers would sell out their readership tomorrow if the price was right" Technorati Tags: make money online, blogging tips, dummies, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Blogging Fun Facts 2007-10-06 18:58:00 Here are five fun facts found in the blogosphere: 1. A so-called blogging consultant claims he can help you to be a better blogger, when he dare not even display his RSS Feed Count on his site.2. Remember a blogger used to say 99% of your readers are not interested in 50% of your site? A waste of monetization space? That's the reason that blogger shut down his comment. Today, this blogger has changed his tune!3. This star-studded blog which has the worst fugging pun ever. [pun intended]4. If some of these successful pro-bloggers' stories were true, many of them were either dirt poor or damn stupid before they hit the big time.5. In the magic fraternity, there is an infamous Masked Magician. But in blogosphere, we don't have any Masked Blogger, because there is no hidden blogging secrets or rather there's no secrets. Technorati Tags: fun fact, blogging tips, blogging secrets, humor, notorious b.l.o.g., kher cheng guan
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Blogging Tip-The Myth And The Mirth 2007-10-05 14:40:00 MYTH:Too many advertisements on your blog can chase away your readers. MIRTH:Let's cut to the chase, go and take at look at these blogs.Technorati Tags: blog ads, hilton perez, engadget, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., , kher cheng guan
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One Easiest Way To Overcome Blogger's Block 2007-10-05 14:33:00 The next time when you have an attack of blogger's block, don't fret. You can still churn out a great post. Probably this piece could even get Dugged or Stumbled Upon. This is one of the easiest way to overcome blogger's block. Using the search engine, find a common topic or popular tips as related to your niche. For example if you are writing about blogging [which many of you are], look for "how to get more comments on your blogs". I'm sure you can find umpteen sites which have written this topic. Select those better written ones or only from those popular bloggers. Now all you got to do is write a short paragraph or two as an introduction and then lined up a whole long list of links from those selected sites, to complete the post. The paramount importance of this post is you need to create a killer title. In fact many popular pro bloggers have taken this easy way out before. Besides helping yourself out from the blogger's block, you are also helping your readers by providing the Read more:Blogger
It's As Sexy As DITA 2007-10-04 20:28:00 Can you answer this question? It's as easy as ABC.Q: Did you see any millions of abandoned homeless dogs and cats in this poster or video clip? Or did you see a curvaceous Dita Von Tesse in her racy pink and black corset together with her pair of slinky stockings, putting her well-shaped leg between the man? A: I see a geeky old man who looks like a randy dog drooling over a geogeous pussy.Technorati Tags: peta, dita von tesse, humor, animal birth control, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Does Your SIZE Measure Up? 2007-10-03 11:43:00 Size does matters. Small is shameful. It's a sign of inferiority. Your self-esteem will be affected and it will reduce your every shred of confidence. So, I strongly advise you, not to expose your weakness. Keep it under wraps. Diligently work on it. Increase it to a decent size, then only you take it out and show it to the world. I know how you feel. How you envy over another one's size. It's only natural. Although this envy is based on the idea that a bigger size is generally accepted as more superior and cocksure. It is also a symbol of dominance, power and popularity. It makes one swell with pride. I'm not talking about the Sultan of Schlong. I'm talking about size of your RSS Feeds subscribers. The number of your RSS Feeds subscribers you have. Technorati Tags: RSS Feeds, blogging, penis, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Blogging Tip - The Myth & The Mirth 2007-10-02 20:34:00 Myth:Having a header image and your own logo is important. If it is not eye-catching, people may not even read your content because your site did not catch their attention. Not having one makes a page look odd and makes your site less memorable. Mirth:Look at some of these popular blogs: Technorati Tags: blogging tip, myth, mirth, humor, steve pavlina, , matt cutts, , kottke.org, liew cf, notorious b.l.o.g., kher cheng guan,
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3 Reasons Why People Would Want To Scrap Your Blog Content 2007-10-18 12:44:00 1. The content is so well-written that the blog scrapers can't resist stealing this priceless stuff, to the extent of taking the risks.2. The content is so mediocre or trite that anyone could have written it. So, they assume no one will take notice or realize it is a plagiarized work. 3. The content is so badly written that they think no one will even bother to read it meticulously. The chances of being caught for content scraping is negligible.Technorati Tags: blog scraping, blogging, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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It's My Blog [1] 2007-10-17 13:55:00 You've done it again. You've said the wrong thing and you have offended someone. You've put your foot in it. And before he/she put his foot up your ass, what should you do? Keep talking. Yes, keep talking and you might save your ass.Technorati Tags: blogging, digg, stumble upon, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan,
It's My Blog [2] 2007-10-17 13:30:00 Technorati Tags: blog content, blog design, humor, NotoriousB.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
It's My Blog [3] 2007-10-17 13:16:00 Technorati Tags: post title, blogging, brian clark ,humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
It's My Blog [4] 2007-10-17 13:14:00 Technorati Tags: blogging, tips, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
It's My Blog [5] 2007-10-17 13:12:00 Technorati Tags: blogging, rss feed, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Readers Rule! 2007-10-16 19:47:00 If you want to blog to be read or to monetize, then write for your readers. They are your target audience. Whether they want to be informed, advised, entertained or whatever silly reason; pander to their needs. They are the reason why you have to keep churning out post regularly. They are the reason why your blog is still around. You want them to read, comment or subscribe to your RSS feed. Tips on getting more readers and SEO are two all-time popular topics among bloggers. As I have said in my previous post, blogging is synonymous with make money online. Every other blogger is in for the money. That's why you see so many meta blogs and make money online sites springing up all over the blogosphere. There is a great demand for any tips or advice on how to earn money blogging. According to Darren Rowse's recent poll results, majority of the bloggers are newbies [hardly 3 months old]; which means there is a deluge of wide-eyed bloggers readily to be "taken advantage of". I have seen ma
How To Blog With Authority 2007-10-15 12:22:00 As Brian Clark of Copyblogger has mentioned the power of authority is the context which matters more than actual content. Simply it means, if a person is perceived as an authority figure, what he or she says is taken at face value and accepted as fact more readily. That's very true.As a blogger, you must be able to project a PERCEIVED AUTHORITY in your niche. Then only, others will look up and listen to you. The key word is PERCEIVED. So long as people believe or recognize you as the authority figure, the expert, the spokesperson of that particular niche. Authority
also spells credibility; which means your readers will be more readily to accept and respect your views or tips [good or bad]. There are various ways to create and establish yourself as the authority figure of your niche: Sound like one Some time ago I wrote this post about how pro bloggers like to open their posts like, " One question that I’ve been asked regularly..." or "I just got an email from a reader saying that i
A Blog Really Sucks When... 2007-10-14 11:01:00 it claims to be the best single source of pro-blogging topics written by a team of professional bloggers, when most of its posts have 0 Diggs and receive only a handful of comments.the image header/banner is so wide that one needs to scroll to read the first post. it claims to be great just because it can explain blogging the way that anyone can understand. it needs to teach its readers to use a notepad to jot down blogging ideas. it loves name dropping, like Darren of Problogger, Mark of 45n5 or Courtney of Courtney Tuttle, etc. it loves to boast that being popular has its perks and all, but when people criticize, it bellows like some mad cow.the blogger brazenly claimed himself to be an internet celebrity.Technorati Tags: blogs, bloggers, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan,
How To Create A Post Easily 2007-10-22 11:47:00 photo by: eDgAr HI find some bloggers are resorting to these cunning ideas of coming out an "easy" post once every week, so they can take a breather for a day. One way is to compile about 10 reasonably good posts from other bloggers of the week. The key point is you have to come out with a catchy title. For example like "Links Of The Week", "Posts Roundup" or "Great Reads". Make it sounds as if you are doing these bloggers a big favour of linking to them or promoting their blogs. The second one is even easier. As we all know traffic is far and few during the weekend. What you do is ask your readers to leave comments either on the Saturdays or the Sundays. Tell them you will pick one lucky winner of the week and you will give him or her a free link, or, you can give the winner a free blogroll spot. So come each Saturday or Sunday, you just publish the same post. Again create a pompous title. Something like "Your Saturday", "Say It On Sunday " or "Comment Saturday Comment". Technorati Read more:Easily
Remember Not To Run Out Of Ideas 2007-10-21 22:22:00 photo by: johan larssonWrite content no one else writes or being unique. Ironically, this blogging advice is so common these days. But with millions of blogs out there, the chances of being different is no easy task. Currently, rehashing old posts or adapting other's ideas, and even content scraping is the name of the blogging game. But when this blogger tells his readers that the obvious secret to never run out of post ideas is by using a yellow notepad, is the most obvious case the blogger himself is having no idea what to write!Yes, it's true to have your notepad with you at all time, in case an pops up while you are reading a magazine, a book or watching TV or even chatting with your friends, as the blogger suggested. It's definitely not because of your trusty yellow notepad, you will never run out of ideas. It is because you will not forget the ideas, when you have them jotted down on your pad. So, it should be you would remember the ideas and not you would never run out of id Read more:Remember
FREE E-Books & Reports To Be Shared 2007-10-20 12:46:00 photo by: just jefa Who says there is no such thing as free lunch? There are so many great and kind people out there who are so willingly to share their knowledge. I'm talking about those FREE E-books or Reports by those talented writers and bloggers. Here are a few FREE E-Books
and Reports to share among you bloggers. You don't need to provide me your e-mail address or to subscribe to my blog, to read all these wonderful stuff. Remember they are FREE! Killer Flagship Content by Chris GarrettBlog Profits Blueprint by Yaro StarakMake Money With John ChowTeaching Sells by Brian Clark If you want to read more, click here... Technorati Tags: free e-books, free reports, bloggers, brian clark, chris garrett, john chow, humor, Notorious B.LO.G., , kher cheng guan
Heard It Through The Blogvine 2007-10-19 13:13:00 photo by: takomabibelot1. Recently a pro-blogger said that he was NOT worried when readers UNSUBSCRIBED his blog, but early this year when this blogger gave away free E-books, readers need to SUBSCRIBE to his blog to get his books.2. There is this new copy-cat blog who's trying to imitate John Cow [it's another animal!]. It's supposed to be a "make money online" site. But ever since its launch, he's merely going gaga over A-listers visiting his blog; name dropping and even highlighted their avatars.3. There is this self-proclaimed internet celebrity who said that by receiving negative comments and hateful e-mails is a fantastic sign that your site is becoming more popular. But sometime ago, this "internet celebrity" was defending furiously with a critic over his/her credibility at John Cow's site.4. Recently Courtney Tuttle mentioned that If you have a ‘make money online’ site, you don’t have very much material to cover. No wonder I notice recently, John Cow doesn't have a Read more:Heard
Blog Puzzle - Who's Who 2007-10-19 12:12:00 The picture puzzle below is just to "test" how much you know Who's Who in the blogging scene.Technorati Tags: darren rowse, brian clark, maki, blogging, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Leave The Freak Alone! 2007-10-26 11:14:00 Remember the freaky guy who screamed and cried "Leave
Britney Alone!" in YouTube some time ago and it has been watched by millions. Chris Crocker is back, but this time he can't leave his own skirt alone. He exposed himself just like his favourite star Britney Spears!This time I'm warning you. "You better leave Chris alone!"Technorati Tags: chris crocker, britney spears, youtube, naked pictures, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Dude, Where's my Google Ranking? 2007-10-26 02:32:00 photo by lisaschaosScene: Two guys babbling in a toilet.Dude 1: "Hey dude, did you read about this blog post where two dudes were having a conversation about PageRank?"Dude 2: "Yeah, it's written by an online marketer who's currently giving away free 22 page e-notes called "Teaching Sucks: Forget Everything You Hear About How I Make Money Teaching Others How To Make Money (And Stop Making A Fool Of Yourself)."Dude 1: "The 3-month training program, right? Yeah that's him. He said that Google
has lowered his Page Rank to PR4, even though he has never bought or sold a link." Dude 2: "I think Google has gone kooky. He is the only few bloggers who puts out original, valuable content with compelling, engaging copies together with killer headlines." Dude 1: "Believe me or not, he is the one who said that SEO copywriting is dead. Great copywriting is the new SEO. and also he told us to stop worrying SEO. Just produce incredible content and do networking in your niche."Dude 2: "Yes, I remem Read more:Ranking
Senator Larry Craig Paper Bag Mask 2007-10-23 14:26:00 Need a mask for the coming Halloween or each time you need to go to the airport toilet? Try making this 4-sided U.S. SenatorLarryCraig
Paper Bag Mask. This easy-to-make paper bag mug-shot mask is brought to you by Ethan Persoff and Scott Marshall. Click here to download/ view how to make the Larry Craig paper bag mask only. Nothing about cottaging or gay sex.Technorati Tags: larry craig, sex scandal, halloween, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
So You Want To Be A Pro Blogger 2007-10-22 22:31:00 photo by: valerie reneeBelieve it or not. Here is one single post which can help you to become a pro blogger. Sadly, this post has received only one single comment with just three words: "hey great stuff ". Here are three more words: check it out!Technorati Tags: blogging posts, pro blogger, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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