Owner: Notorious B.L.O.G. URL:http://so-stylo.blogspot.com Join Date: Mon, 03 Sep 2007 03:03:09 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: A humor blog taking pot shots at blogging , bloggers and other funny stuff. Site statistics:Click here
Make Money On-LIE? 2007-09-21 12:26:00 Bloggers writing about making money online usually have at least one post which starts off by saying something duplicitous like: "A few of my friends have been asking me about...." or "I've been getting a lot of questions asking..." to sound as if they are sought-after experts of that particular topic. You can read more crappy examples in my past post. These days as you know make-money-online[MMO] blogs are a dime a dozen. Before you can say Jack Robinson, thousands of blogging gurus have sprouted all over the blogosphere, spewing their two cents worth and their dubious blogging secrets. I agree with Darren Rowse of Problogger, that MMO niche is crowded, but I beg to differ when he says it has a limited audience as compared to many other niches. Interestingly, it seems blogging is synonymous with blog monetization. Look at the number of comments received and the subscribers to these MMO sites. Just put two and two together and you can figure out yourself. Personally I think these MMO Read more:Money
Blogging Tips - To Teach Or To Trick? 2007-09-20 11:55:00 Do you know why are there so many people out there so eager to HELP a total stranger like you to make money online? When you visit their sites, they called you as their reader. But if you read between the lines, you are actually counted as their TRAFFIC. Remember what they told you about traffic? "When it comes to making money online, there is only one metric that matters most -TRAFFIC!" So, you are one of their willing TRAFFIC helping them to make money online. Next time when you visit some of these make-money-online sites, tread with CAUTION. Don't be like a kid in a candy store. When you come to a page telling you, it's easy to make money by blogging and anybody can do it. Beware, they are doing it to you! Hold on to your mouse. Most of these content are embedded with "hidden" links to affiliates. And those prominent graphic images as well.Here, they openly say they want to help you or teach you how to make money online, but sneakily they are making use of you to "step onto them" Read more:Blogging
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Don't Get Personal! 2007-09-19 12:19:00 Besides having good content, a blog persona is more important than just the visual design of the blog. You come to know of a certain blog is either through the search engine or from a link. So initially, you don't see the design of the blog or attracted to it visually. Usually it's the catchy title, the quality content or its interesting comments found in other's blogs, which lead you to one's blog. And in fact you will stay on to read or you become its subscriber because of the content and probably the kind of blogger whom you can relate or feel comfortable. A blog persona could lure more traffic and even get them to become loyal readers. When I say persona, I mean the perceived personality of the blogger. As in the psychology of C. G. Jung; the mask or facade presented to satisfy the demands of the situation or the environment and not representing the inner personality of the individual. So you don't have to let others know the the actual boring or despicable person behind the Read more:Personal
Affluent Affiliate 2007-09-18 12:15:00 These few days you have been reading about the BlogRush and DealDdotCom. Come this September 25th, there is going to be a massive launch by PPC Classroom . According to its promo: The 1 Traffic Source & The 1 Tool This Affiliate
Uses To Earn Over $1 Million/Year In Commisions! The man behind is Anik Singal, who said to be a highly acclaimed Internet marketer. Sorry folks, if you want to know more about Anik Singal, you need to sign up to find out! Frankly I don't know much about him yet. Their theory is simple: “Sometimes it’s not enough to just teach someone how to fish…sometimes you have to GIVE them a few fish too!” Sounds fishy to you? Check it out for yourself.Technorati Tags: affiliate, internet marketing, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
Think Outside The Blog! 2007-09-17 12:41:00 There are so many blogs claiming that they could "teach" others how to make money online, when they themselves just managed to earn a paltry sum each month. Those so-called money-making tips are nothing new. They don't need to write so many posts; when all it needs is just one decent post will do the "trick". So goes for those blogs on writing. They are just repeating themselves to death; by linking back to their past posts. Threy have nothing new or any more essential advice on writing. It appears to me those personal blogs are the ones that usually have something refreshing to offer to their readers. They might be utterly trivial or personal in nature. But at least they don't try to teach you things which we all already knew or repeat themselves with the same anecdotes. I find their ramblings honest, enlightening, engaging and at times entertaining as well. They usually don't write the same stuff as everyone is talking about all at the same time. Like now, everyone is rushing in Read more:Outside
Back Linking List 2007-09-16 23:44:00 If you are interested in joining this list and get some back linking, be my guest. I got it from Life In Vegas. Just add your link to this list and post it on your site.Notorious B.L.O.G.-How To Write Funny Stuff And Make Easy Money- ZIFF-The Blogger Who Asks Stupid Question- lifeinvegas blogolope Escape Job Hell - A camera and a mac - Offbeat Auction -Chicken’s Life -Any Apples-One Man’s Goal - Ryan Shamus - Terence Chang - Rich Minx - Slyvisions - E-Revenue Select - Misdo Club - Digital Lost Boys - CyberSurge - Technically Easy - How I Will Be Rich - Boston Brat - Your Website Profit - The Dragon Project - I Am Facing Millions - E-World Vu - Allscm.com - Hiding-N-Public - Webd360 - Techie Zone - The Insane Writer - Olympic Blogger - Norwegian Photo Blog - The King Kong Blog - Bamboo Nation - Mobile Phone Geek - Boogie Mum - Miri Guy - Everything Finance Blog - Net Monetization - Groovy Vegetarian - Etienne Teo - Omicra - Komirad - Pro Blog Design - I Do Things - Fashion Style Tre Read more:Linking
Rare Motivational Books On Blogging 2007-09-16 10:45:00 Last weekend I was browsing in a second-hand bookstore and I found a few rather rare motivational books. Here are some of the titles:Who Moved My Page Ranking?Rich Blogger, Poor BloggerWhat Color Is Your Blog? See You At the Top 100 Make Money Online BlogsThe Seven Habits of Highly Effective BloggersLaw Of Attraction: The Science of Attracting More Blog Traffic Entrepreneur's Journey Less TravelledThe SEOcess Principles: How To Get From Where Your Blog Is To Where You Want To BeTechnorati Tags: motivational books, blogging, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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The Story Of Joe Blogger 2007-09-13 12:13:00 Blogging in some way similar to the institution of marriage. Those who are from outside, yearning to enter into marriage, while many of those who are in the matrimonial mess, they are dying to get out. So is blogging. Many have heard merely of the fun part; particularly the monetization. Not so much, the the task of keeping the blog alive by feeding it with a new post daily, if possible. Just like the geeky florist Seymour Krelborn feeding blood to "Audrey II" in the cult musical comedy Little Shop Of Horrors.Talking about musical, it reminds me of a folk song "Tom Dooley" made popular by The Kingston Trio. I'm sure most of you know that famous little ditty. Here's a clip from YouTube. Here are the lyrics of my version sung to the tune of "Tom Dooley".SPOKEN INTRO: Throughout the blogosphere, there have been many songs written about the Joy of Blogging. This next one tells the story of blogging, writer's block and a confused man named Joe Blogger
. When the sun rises tomorrow, Jo
Get Your Blog Featured For FREE! 2007-09-13 01:13:00 Good news to all readers of Notorious B.L.O.G.! You want more traffic to your site for FREE? This is not one of my stupid satires or crappy jokes. You can have your blog featured for 24 hours FREE OF CHARGE! Yes, you hear me right. It's only FREE for now! The site is called fechr.com [pronounce as feature.com] Quick go over there NOW! Stop reading this post and click fechr.com Technorati Tags: feature.com, free, blogs, kher cheng guan
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Leave Vanessa And Britney Alone! 2007-09-12 13:27:00 For the first time, I don't want anyone to make any COMMENT at my recent post on Paris Hilton. You'll find the nude photo of Vanessa
"High School Musical" Hudgens in there! Please leave her alone. She has suffered enough, just like Britney
Spears. I beg you, leave Vanessa nude photo alone! Don't go in there! Technorati Tags: vanessa anne hudgens, high school musical, britney spears, YouTube, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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Blog - Blogger - Bloggest! 2007-09-12 11:09:00 These days you see more and more list popping up. I'm not talking about those list posts which are popular in social bookmarkers like StumbleUpon, Digg or Shoutwire. I'm refering to all those blog-ranking-in-whatever-category List. Like the recent 45n5's Top 100 Make Money Online Blogs, or NxE's Fifty Most Influential Blogger
s, The Viral Garden's Top 25 Marketing Blogs and Priscilla Palmer's Favourite Personal Development Bloggers.For those you who have been blogging all your miserable life, yet your miserable blog is still not being recognized by any of those ranking lists out there, why not create your own List; just like Priscilla Palmer. Or put out a buzz on your blog and hopefully you can gather enough desperadoes to join your List. Here are some Lists which I'm sure you can blatantly and safely slot your blog in:100 Never-Listed-Before BlogsTop 1,000 Hardly-Heard-Off Blogs10 Blogs Which I KnowNo-Subscriber BlogsFirst 100 Blogs To Be Listed HereMy Top 15 Favourite Blogs7 V
Blogging Trivia Questions 2007-09-11 11:01:00 Q1. This blogger usually ends his article with a list of tips, suggestions, reasons, opinions, etc.Q2. Every other post in her meta-blog usually have words like underwear, nipples, sex, strip, wet t-shirt, masturbation, whore, stripper, cross-dressers, etc. which gets her readers [including yours truly] ggrrowling for more.Q3. If you want to create an effective, great, persuasive, sure-fire, vigorous, magnetic, powerful, killer headline; learn from this copywriter. Q4. He teaches you how to be an early riser and a cheapskate by eating slower, yet you can get things done; live a life of contentment and no bad habits. Q5. Others online know HOW much money this dot com mogul makes, by teaching others HOW to make money online. Q6. A naked blogger who wants you to leave your hype at her door. She encourages transparency and no nonsense.[Please Remember!]Q7. A post just on blogging tips a tour of his new home office can generate almost 100 comments.Q8. He can come out with remarkable marketi Read more:Blogging
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It's Really SCARY To Think That--- 2007-09-10 01:28:00 ---anyone can be a potential blogger; including struggling writers, boring techies and crappy humorists ---those catchy-sounding and glossy-looking E-books can actually sell and gather $uccess.---if every blogger are terrifed of criticism and turn off their comment just like Seth Godin, James Brausch or Steve Pavlina. ---bloggers might not have to write posts anymore, they just put up weekly blogging contests ---many bloggers are turning into parasitic link-sucking leeches.---- with just 10 pity pithy steps you can become a better writer like 'old what his name .---there will be a blog award called "Award For Receiving The Most Blog Awards".------a professional Linkbaiter who still uses the obvious trick in the blogosphere- Big Post Title!Technorati Tags: humor, blogging, gather success, copywriter, notorious blog, kher cheng guan,
Learn Blogging From Paris Hilton 2007-09-09 10:00:00 While the rest of the world thinks ParisHilton
is a joke, but I think she is simply a....a.... wonderful and a beautiful lady. Yes, I think so....The popularity of her blog puts many bloggers to shame and also proves many professional blogging tips wrong as well. She has never actually followed all those blogging advice and tips that we so religiously adhered to, yet her blog attracts such a massive traffic and receives tons of comments. Probably Paris Hilton is the right person, we bloggers should be learning from on how to create a successful blog. Technorati Tags: paris hilton, blogging, humor, notorious blog, kher cheng guan
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There Is Nothing New In The Blogosphere 2007-09-07 10:45:00 There is nothing new or original under the sun. Even to start off with this phrase is already NOT new or original! While I was still doing my research on plagiarism, echo chamber, etc. for my next satirical post, I came across Kris Larson's piece on "Plagiarism: the occupational hazzard of bloggers" in Blogging Tips and it led me to "Out with the old, in with the...repackaged old?". It seems everyone is talking about the same thing, so to speak. In fact Kevin of Blogging Tips has written a couple angry posts on this related issues like content copying, hotlinking your image and blog scraping. All these while, I thought I'm suffering from some kind of "Blogzophrenia." I keep seeing so many same or similar articles, particularly on meta-blogging. Their kind of blogs suffered the worst case of plagiarism, because there is so much you can talk about blogging. There are only a few meta-blogs which I think worth an occasional read. Not only identical blog content or similar blog templates, Read more:Nothing
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Personalized Comments 2007-09-07 08:54:00 The blogosphere is already cluttered with so many boring blogs. And further aggravated by those hungry link-and-traffic-seeking bloggers going around dumping their hasty, uniformative and similar comments. It never cease to amaze me how these identical comments come from different bloggers.Since bloggers come from all walks of life and varied backgrounds, I've always envisioned their individual comments somehow should reflect different and distinctive styles of writing. Probably very personalized comments like these: Comment By: Vito "Blogger" Luciano [Ex-Mob Member]========================================Now! For the first time in the blogosphere, comes a tip so magnificient no other bloggers had thought of it before! It's superb! It's brilliant! It's a blog-busting tip not to be missed! Finally, a blogging gem worth reading over and over again! It's TIPped to be the best post of the year!Comment By: Ron Lester [Blurb Writer] ============================== Allow me to express my Read more:Personalized
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No Anorexia or No Nolita? 2007-10-01 22:37:00 Recently sexy actress Alicia Silverstone stripped naked to raise awareness of cruelty to animals [PETA] and also did raised some male testosterone levels. Now we have a French actress Isabelle Caro who stripped to raise awareness of anorexia and also to "raise" the fashion label, NOLITA .So, is it No Anorexia
or No Nolita?Note: Read about the conflicting views from various quarters.Technorati Tags: anorexia, Isabelle Caro, fashion models, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
Lined up For Blog Punishment 2007-10-01 02:56:00 Beware : All "misbehaving" bloggers. You could be the next blogger to be punished for writing the same stupid blogging tips in your blog. Technorati Tags: writing lines, blogging tips, bloggers, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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3 Reasons Why I Blog 2007-09-30 12:11:00 1.To Make Money. 2.To make as many friends as I can in the blogosphere. Then I...blab...blab...make them my loyal readers and subscribers...blab...blab... used them to....blab...blab... and ultimately To Make Money. 3.To share all my knowledge with people. Then I...blab...blab...make them my loyal readers and subscribers...blab...blab... as usual I will used them to...blab...blab...and ultimately To Make Money.Technorati Tags: blogging, humor, make money, notorious B.L.O.G. kher cheng guan
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To Buy Or Not To Buy - That's The QUESTion 2007-09-29 07:33:00 If You Buy What CashQuests.com Says About Million Euro Wiki, You Might Hate Yourself Later?! Technorati Tags: Million Euro Wiki, humor, notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
How To Make Money Online? Ask Garry Conn! 2007-09-28 22:16:00 Everyone wants to monetize their blog. Wanting is one thing. But actually doing it and getting the moolah is the real thing. I'm sure many of you have heard of Garry Conn. The pro blogger who writes killer blogging tips and he maintains many blogs. Check out his personal blog and read his friendly and informative articles. Even though I'm doing a humor blog here, I've learned a lot from his ideas, especially on monetization.Another one of Garry's powerful blogs is "How Do I Make Money
Online?". Precisely, that's what you 're in for when you pop over to this Google PageRank of PR4 site. To make money. And this blog is thronged with heavy traffic -8,000 visits with a total of almost 11,000 pages, the first week alone. So, would you like to be listed in its blogroll? Find out more about its Blogroll Exchange. There are so many things happening over there. There is a contest going on where you stand a chance to win Free Domain Name, Word Press Design and Hosting. Then there is a new
Blogging Boo-Boo 2007-10-13 06:19:00 I found these contradictary views from a make money online blog, which claims it can help you to gether success by generating an extra 5 figure income! Read the excerpts below:Posted on Oct 7th 2007:"I hope these points that I am about to share will give you some light into how you can get more readers and traffic for your blogs...." Posted on Oct 13th 2007:"While most bloggers talk about traffic tactics, my topics are a totally opposite! I talked mainly about methods I used to create more affiliate sales from blogs..."Technorati Tags: blog traffic, gather sucess, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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If Not For Celebrity Blogs 2007-10-12 22:19:00 I wouldn't know that Britney Spears loves to show her shaved pussy. See! See! I wouldn't know the Queen of All Media, Perez Hilton is a guy.I wouldn't know who is breaking up with who and who is breaking down. I wouldn't know that rehabs are celebrities' second home.I wouldn't know that some artistes go to court more often than going on stage, locations or attending parties.I wouldn't know Paris Hilton is famous for being famous.Technorati Tags: celebrity blogs, nude pictures, britney spears, perez hilton, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Google Goggles 2007-10-12 06:11:00 Beware Of Paid Text Links. Google
is watching! *This is a sponsored postTechnorati Tags: google, paid text links, pagerank, humor, Notorious B.L.O.G., kher cheng guan
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Whodunit In Blogging? 2007-10-11 20:18:00 1. Who can write a post just asking his readers to e-mail bloggers to say thank you for linking to them and that post can receive nearly 30 comments, if you are not a six-figure blogger like Darren Rowse?2. Who can parody a popular blog, and not only get away with it, but it's gotten to be as popular as the original blog [if not more popular], if you're not John Cow?3. Who can write seemingly common posts on copywriting tips for online marketing success, yet his blog can garned nearly 26 thousand subscribers, if you are not the killer writer Brian Clark? 4.Who can write 2,747-word long post [excluding 5 screenshots] on how to influence powerful social media users for traffic and attention, yet it can still hold its readers' attention, if you are not Maki of Dosh Dosh? 5. Who can be happily jobless and still help you courageously explore, creatively express, and consciously embrace your extraordinary human journey, in service to the highest good of all, if you are not the former ja Read more:Blogging
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