Democrat Party Primary Season Campaign Calender (subject to strange) for Spring 2008 2007-08-31 18:27:00 January 1: Entire state of Vermouth to experience Annual Massive Hangover & Demolition Ski Derby with lumpy Uncle Teddy, sponsored by the makers of Old Red Nose.
January 2: Howard Scream, Jr. plus...
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NFL dumbs down team promotional slogans for lackluster Kickoff Week 2007 2007-08-29 14:37:00 Colts: "Are you ready for some letdown?"
Falcons: "Not one single poodle offed since late July."
Cardinals: "When you think cardinals, think Arizona Cardinals."
Jaguars: "For 2007, every...
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Preview of a next co-Clixon Adminsitration... 2007-08-22 19:11:00 Out: Marriage
In: Sorta marriage
Out: American flag
In: American Tourister
Out: Main Street
In: M Street
Out: Lincoln portrait
In: Lincoln bedroom
Out: Boat shows
In: Boat People
Out: Midnight...
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Pre-emptively Cancelled Fall 2007 TV Shows 2007-08-06 01:35:00 - Dancing With The Infidels
- Survivor Oakland
- Monday Night Men's Field Hockey
- Hill & Mace
- Mutual of Omaha's Wild Nose Rings
- CSI: Al Gore III
- NASCAR Summer's Eve 250
- Tehran PD...
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Sophomore Semester Lectures at Hillary's new Federal Civilian Slacker Academy 2007-07-29 17:40:00 - Quids Pro Pardon Sales 101
- Massive Medical Market Manipulations for Meddling Meatheads
- Introductory Engineering of FBI File Shredders
- Timely Re-writing of Modern Rwandan History (sponsored...
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Obama Brings It, Again, To Stunning 2008 Campaign Slogan Reform 2007-07-20 03:03:00 We'll re-visit Wilsonian diplomatic successes Nepal, Tibet, Zimbabwe, Indonesia, Santa Fe, and Philadelphia, after these latest leftist mis-calculations and blatant over-reaching in the meddling...
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Not Too Hot A DNC Pajama Party? Some Sure Signs... 2007-07-17 21:16:00 - RINO's Olympia Snowed and Hillary Ramrod Shiksa only Senators present that actually know all the words to opening Swiss National Anthem.
- Cash bar runs out just as Ted Kennedy waddles in.
-...
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Hillary's latest power platform, to fix hot old New York's perpetual power blackouts 2007-06-27 20:46:00 We will return to CRAP WHERE'S MY WALLET after these No You Diden suggestions...
1) Hand out hemp hand fans before all Yankees and Mets day games.
2) Blame it on Bloomie, that latest successful...
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Now Back To SURRENDER FEST 2008... 2007-06-21 22:23:00 Useless Senate Chickenfooters Anti-Victory Debate Update # 251 (collect them all):
Co-Senator Hipplery Clixon: "I will surrender Iraq and the greater Middle Eats to Iran by January 2009. I helped...
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Fresh Batch of HILLARY 2008 Substitute Campaign Slogans (subject to flame)... 2007-06-10 10:33:00 = Buy 1 Pardon, Get 3 Free!
= Please Ignore The Boos Beyond My Iron Curtain.
= Make Iraq The Next Forgotten Rwanda: Elect Hillary.
= Get An Off-Budget Office Shredder With Every Vote Sold!
= The...
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Tentative Team Names for Mark Cuban's New Pro Football League (subject to lame) 2007-05-31 08:47:00 + Dallas Dorks
+ Oakland Ebonics
+ Arkansas Interns
+ Boston Plagiarists
+ St. Paul Smelly Men
+ Hollywood Murderers
+ Chappaqua Super Cheaters
+ Lake Michigan Pocket Fishermen
+ Seattle...
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Possible uses for Cindy Shiite's abandoned 5-acre ditch, er, spread near Crawford. 2007-05-29 09:50:00 1. Official CHENEY-BUSH 2008 campaign headquarters.
2. Cleanest vacant lot in this part of east Oakland.
3. Expansion of Greater Fort Hood confidence course, in search of the original Ugly...
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CBS News plans for Memorial Day 2007 2007-05-27 19:27:00 1. Re-up with pride the annual office subscriptions to Rolling Stone, Mother Jones, and The People's Daily.
2. Pit Iowa Guard & Reserve All-Star Mom Tag Team versus Andy Rooney, in Mothers Of All...
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More sure signs that Senator O'Bonga never served with, near, or for the U.S. armed forces... 2007-05-25 16:15:00 1. Thinks Pensacola probably tastes a lot like Pepsi, only with half the calories.
2. Overheard recent House armed services committee discussion about Fort Lewis, immediately started humming "Heart...
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Frantic HILLARY 2008 Campaign Promises, for Sprucing Up Her Already LOST IOWA 2007-05-24 00:28:00 - All known cows to be spray painted Day-Glow Yellow, for added safety during upcoming autumn tipping season.
- New York City funded, pre-Chapter 11 "Trump Grain Silo" as secular gift for downtown...
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Proposed DNC Substitutes for Lately Just Liberally Unpopular "War On Terror" Terminology (subject to Skimmy Tedwards) 2007-05-23 13:33:00 = War On Hair Gel
= War On Hawaiian Raised Ear Lobes
= War On Raised Hawaiian Ear Lobes
= War On Martha's Vineyard Whenever Another Unannounced Bimbo Shows Up For Thanksgiving Dinner
= War On The...
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Hillary, By The Numbers (subject to fairly frequent familial disappointments and sycophant staffer scum lines)... 2007-05-14 21:10:00 - Number of local soccer games ever coached... ZERO
- Number of local soccer games ever attended... ZERO
- Number of local soccer moms ever sucked up to... All
- Number of innocent Cuban kids sent...
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Answers to Bill Clinton's Crossword Puzzle in Sunday's New York Times 2007-05-09 06:59:00 1 Across: HORNBLOWER
2 Across: HAS-BEEN
3 Across: TUBESTEAK
4 Across: BUBBETTE
5 Across: PECKERWOOD
6 Across: TWINS
7 Across: OBAMA
8 Across: HEARTBURN
9 Across: RETCH
1 Down: HOOKER
2...
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Signs that Paris Hilton has started solitary confinement near you 2007-05-06 12:10:00 - Fully laden Tarts R Us delivery vans observed in prison yard this morning
- Smell of stale brie and Chanel No. 5 wafting through cell block
- Camera store located down the street from county jail...
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Rejected Fawning Media Nicknames for Barack Obama 2007-05-06 10:33:00 = Shrillo The Magnificent =
= Voyage To The Bottom Of The Beltway =
= Not Joe Biden =
= The Integration of Church & Hate (sorry, that's actually Hillary) =
= Metrosexual Market Maker (for Crest &...
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IMPEACH THESE LIARS, NOW... 2007-05-04 17:36:00 "Hussein has chosen to spend his money on building weapons of mass destruction and palaces for his cronies ... What happens there matters a great deal here ... for the risks that the leaders of a...
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DNC HQ 2007 May Day Festival Schedule (subject to DC Madame press release) 2007-05-01 10:33:00 6 AM - Imported 1971 SURRENDER ACCOMPLISHED banner found by Sucks The Cat in long-missing Rose Law Firm shoe box. Will be hoisted over Foggy Bottom's next large intern in time for The PBS News...
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Updated List of Rejected Hillary Clinton 2008 Campaign Slogans (abridged) 2007-04-28 18:35:00 .. When America builds a better sex toy, I'll be the third to know.
.. Rest assured, I will do for this weak, sycophantic nation what I did for Somalia, er, South Beach, uh, Greater San Jose.
.....
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Time Again for ASK SENATOR SHIKSA 2007-04-17 11:00:00 Dear Senator Shiksa:
Q: During the American Civil War, U.S. President Abraham Lincoln temporarily set aside parts of the Constitution's otherwise inherent protections, in order to fight a more...
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Latest Links from HILLARY 2008 Web Site (subject to almost hourly change) 2007-04-13 14:42:00 We will return to BRIDGE OVER THE RIVER IMUS after this important massage...
Uncommon Courtesy Links from the newly New Jersey Contributor Enhanced HILLARY 2008 Web Site
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- Contact point for loving...
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Statement by Elisha Parserer, CEO, MoveBowels Inc. 2007-09-23 21:56:00 "We got busted pink handed cahooting on more lib lies with the New York Timid, and we'll sadly have to pay up, just like all Clinton clones and Kos klods sadly righted by the actual law if sadly not...
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Highlights from the new & impoverished HILLARYCARE, PART DOUCHE 2007-09-17 19:35:00 Potential pie-in-the-intern cost savings to include...
/// AARP Medicare Supplement Plan to be outlawed, replaced with mandatory Elder Summers In Paris, France deluxe one-way travel program.
///...
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Grating Quotations from Anarchist Leftist Loons on Military Shivery (Audit Bureau Edition) 2007-09-14 08:05:00 "I'm sorry General Patton, I doubt your American tank idea will really work, especially in Europe across our awfully daunting hedge rows and stale hookers." - French Field Marshall Vichy LaFoosh,...
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Terms of Servitudes (Rev. Y3K) 2007-09-14 07:08:00 DISCLAIMER: Site contents and web links are for mature conservative term unlimited wild adult flaming heterosexual airport bathhouse entertainment only, and not intended as any specific legal, moral,...
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THANKS TO AMERICA'S ARMED FORCES 2007-09-11 16:53:00 Your selfless work is very much appreciated. You are in our thoughts and prayers, always.
God bless you, your loyal families, and your supporting friends & communities.Courtesy links are not an...
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