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Blackburn Earthquake Appeal 2008-02-28 10:09:00 An earthquake measuring 5.3 on the Richter scale hit Blackburn
in the early hours of Wednesday. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Fooockinell". The tremor decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived.Rock FM 974 reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Blackburn. One resident - Tracy Sharon Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 5 said, "It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes come running into my bedroom crying. My y Read more:Earthquake
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Recollections 2008-02-22 07:53:00 I am of the nature to grow old; I cannot avoid ageing. I am of the nature to become ill; I cannot avoid illness. I am of the nature to die; I cannot avoid death. All that is mine, dear and delightful, will change and vanish. I am the owner of my karma; I am born of my karma; I live supported by my karma; I will inherit my karma; whatever I do, whether good or evil, that I will inherit. Sources: 1 |
I Love You 2008-02-21 10:37:00 Ever since I first laid my eyes on you, I was in love with your and wanted the world to know. I guess my love was not strong enough to be with you forever and ever... but if I ever get the chance, no matter where you are and which country you live in, I would not hesitate to say it all over again in all the languages of the world:English - I love youAfrikaans - Ek het jou liefAlbanian - Te duaArabic - Ana behibak (to male)Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)Armenian - Yes kez sirumenBambara - M’bi feBangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashiBelarusian - Ya tabe kahayuBisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimoBulgarian - Obicham teCambodian - Soro lahn nhee ahCantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney aCatalan - T’estimoCheyenne - Ne mohotatseChichewa - NdimakukondaCorsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)Creol - Mi aime jouCro
The last kiss 2008-02-21 07:53:00 This picture brought back some pleasant as well as some sad memories. Little did I know at the time that it would be the last time I ever see her...Sources: 1 |
No sex tonight 2008-02-20 08:30:00 I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”I said “WHAT??!! What was that?!”So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”Realizing that not
Tahiyat lakum, baladi al-habibi 2008-02-20 03:51:00 Tahiyat lakum, baladi al-habibi. Greetings to you, my beloved.And the rest of ya all mere beings in this universe enjoying my misery. I have finally landed in the jungle of buildings - a completely different world when I last left it 14 years ago! Mind you people change and this is the city of change - so who am I to grumble for missing the desolated desert that I had left behind?I am always amazed by the fact that just when I think what could be worse than this, life would somehow manage to throw a curve ball and take me to strike three - and suddenly you're out sitting on the bench with that glum look on your face!One of my primary reasons to leave the freezing warmth of UK was to dump the burden of some, correction - all of the memories of you that have been engraved in my grey matte
Marhaba Dubai, bye bye UK 2008-02-13 05:37:00 Fingers crossed, my next post on this blog will be from the white sands and blue waters of Dubai
!Well, if not there then definitely from hotel I am staying at: The Shangri-La.Its almost 14 years now leaving Dubai and I am having goosebumps thinking about my flight tomorrow, for as an added bonus to myself I will be doing a stopover in the city of love! Yes, this year my Valentines would be in Paris!O giddy! I just can't wait for tomorrow to happen!So long, suckers! ;-)
News I like to F&#k 2008-02-07 06:46:00 Ever noticed news is no longer news, but a parade of hot looking babes? You are not listening to news, but watching those lovely and gorgeous models.Don't believe me? Then watch this:Sources: 1 |
Punjabi Elvis 2008-02-06 03:52:00 I know sometime ago I vowed that I would be staying away from copy, cut and paste sessions, but dire circumstances has forced me to make some amendments to my originalingus bug...You have just got to see the King dance to this Punjabi
track!Sources: 1 | Afz (via email)
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Shitsenders 2008-02-05 07:09:00 Seriously I did not believe when I stumbled upon them. Nah, I am not talking about the favourite British soap, Eastenders... but there is this website in the hidden corners of the world wide web that actually will send an elephant's shit to anyone you care to send it to... ofcourse there is the packing and delivery charges involved, but the joy of seeing the face of the recipient would be priceless! ;-)Currently they have only got three varieties of crap: cow, elephant and gorilla - but I am sure they will not mind taking special requests if you really insisted.So guys and gals, got anyone that special in mind to send crap this Valentines? I know I do.Visit them by clicking on the link: SHITSENDERSTags: SHITSENDERS
The Waiting Room 2008-01-28 08:04:00 Lonliness and the sheer boredom of sitting in the hospital waiting room can put strange thoughts in your head. You can only so much flip into the decade old magazines on the coffee table before committing each and every page to memory. One only need to look out the room to see his or her miserable future walking with bottles of liquids whose names you cannot pronounce, tubes danglining down your bottoms wearing a bio-degradable gown slit from behind. And don't even let me get to the black hairy asses on display for others. There were few white asses too... but that is not what I wanted to write about. At least now.Such is the human cycle of life that you start with the hospital room (atleast the decent few of us) and you end up in the hospital room. So, I guess the crux of your whole Read more:Waiting
Heartaches 2008-01-25 20:55:00 I always wondered what was down the whirlpool. How can events so small create forces so strong that it can suck even the most mighty in its belly? What lies beneath the blue ocean? Is there any peace there? For I am a tormented soul restless in search of tranquility.Days seem a drag nowdays. Nights are sleepless nightmares. Each new face that I come across is a mirror of my deeds. Their eyes filled with hatred for me. Their hearts empty with love for me. Never have I felt so alone in a crowd filled with family and friends. Never have I sat alone in the hospital waiting room anxious for someone to come and tell me its all over.I was a born loner as far as I can remember. I was never the soul of the party nor the subject of any hot gossips. I preferred to live my life as the aver
Choices... 2008-01-23 07:54:00 I can wait for her phone call or I can get my work done…I can sit and drool over her memories or I can take that long overdue shower…I can ogle all day over her photos on Orkut or get out for some fresh air...I can gorge on all the junk food lying around depressed or I can go to gym and get those calories off…I can wish that we would be together again or I can just face the reality of it never happening and get on with my life…Choices, choices, choices...Mean while in the parallel universe…Do I curl my hair or straighten them?Do I go to Starbucks or that new place which serves the Chocolate ice cream?Do I wear the green sari or go for the western look?Do I take the car or ask the driver to drop me?Choices, choices, choices...
Friends Indeed 2008-01-21 08:59:00 Times have been hard and trying for me lately, because of the ripple effect that my breakup has caused. However, I thought I would have my friends to rely on... after all the true testing time for friendship comes when your buddy is down in drain...Apparently, my friends seem to have forgotten the sacred rules of friendship.Mind you after my recent experience I should have realised that people change in seconds once you have nothing to offer them. Can't blame them. For someone who would feel like fish without water if I did not call... suddenly got no time! I guess those tanks were finally built where fishes can live out of water... So *uck (with the Capital F) you too!Then there are those miserable sods who for the sake of not being rude gives you an occasional miss call or drop in from t Read more:Friends
Chaos Theory 2008-01-18 22:20:00 Life is a crazy thing to be in. Each moment is like being on a roller coaster - going high filled with love and excitement and then come crashing down to misery and depression.Guess what?Sleep deprived, depression filled I am really sucking at life at this moment.
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सोया था में चैन से 2008-01-17 19:22:00 सोया था में चैन सेआवाज जो तेरी आई कहीं सेहवा के झोके की तरह आई तू हर तरफ सेहोश मेरे तू उदा गई चुपके सेदीवाना बाना गई तू अपनी बातों सेचैन उदा गई मेरा तू अपनी हसी सेरुके न रुकी तू अपनी मुहब्बत सेबाज न आई तू लाख समजाने सेगलती थी मेरी, कैसे बताये आप सेआज गिर गया में सबकी नजरो सेऔर आप छोड़ चले मुझे आपकी शादी की खबर से
Withdrawl Symptoms 2008-01-16 20:31:00 Coming out of a relationship in my opinion is no different than coming out of an addiction. You suffer withdrawal symptoms. The longer the addiction, the painful the withdrawal.I wish their were patches for relationships like they have nicotine patches for smokers... life would have been lot simpler and the withdrawal less painful.Ah! The wishes I wish, the dreams I dream.Sniff.TECHNORATI KEYWORDS: LOVE, DREAMZUNLIMITED, SAJID PATEL
Ai Zindagi, bewafaa tu nikli 2008-01-15 10:55:00 Aaj kisi ne muh pe zor se maara tamachaKar ke apna status changeDard dena hi thaTo kyun di aasha?Jaan leni hi thi To zindagi kyun thi bachaai?Tha mein khush tere bina…Zindagi mein aake kyun pareshaani badaai?Jaa to jee apni zindagiSwear palat ke bhi yaad na karunga tuje!Yaad aayegi to kahunga dil seJisse ki tune wafaa,Aaaj woh hi bewafaa ho gai!Tags: ME ME ME, POEM, A SAD DAY
Meri Ajeeb hai khaani 2008-01-15 06:03:00 Meri ajeeb hai kahaaniMuje khud ko aaye na samaj…Jisko chaahta tha meinHo gai kisi aur ki aaj!Kal tak the uske wade pakkeAaaj ek pal mein toot gayeYahaan meri jaan jaayeWahaan kisi aur ko who anguthi pehnaayeMeri ajeeb hai daastaanKisko jaake mei sunaau?Jisko chaahta tha meinHo gai kisi aur ki aaj!Kal tak thi lammbi lambi kahaaniyaanPhone pe ganto khaati thi meri jaanAaaj mere tadapne per bhiPhone se nahi aai koi aawaaj!Meri ajeeb hai kahaaniMuje khud ko aaye na samaj…Jisko chaahta tha meinHo gai kisi aur ki aaj!Tags: POEM, A SAD DAY, ME ME ME
Every dog has its day 2008-01-14 19:55:00 Once suicide was out of the question, junk food was the only shoulder that I could lean on in this most testing and depressing moment of my life. But after days (I lost count ages ago) of self pity and brooding in my own saliva, the Dominoes finally gave up into a state of stale, shrivelled up fungi infected bread which even the rats now refuse to relish. The famous chocolate Ben & Jerry’s now adorn the once green carpet into waves of brown glory goo as painted by the child Picasso himself. Like the Alps, my furniture lay covered in layers of crisps and chocolate bar wrappers. In the middle of this grand remodelled sty I was stupedified like a radish on a wedding cake staring at the spider on the ceiling. I am hazy on the details or the rules, but I am sure the game was to sta
P.S. I Love You 2008-01-12 22:25:00 My dearest darling, How I wish I could be there sitting right beside you just now. How I wish you’d blow in my ears as you used to and how I wish I could tickle you all up right now. How I wish I could hear your voice right now. May be wishes are all I have left now. May be this is what I deserve. I do not if you will ever get the chance to read this, but I really do miss you. I did not understand what missing someone meant until right this very moment in time. I knew this day would eventually come where you would bid me farewell. I tried to prepare myself all this time - to be heartless so that I may never experience the pain. But I just can’t help but feel this pain. Missing you is taking my breath away, and you know what happens to someone who stops breathing... Each pas
My dil goes mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... (part drei) 2008-03-12 22:03:00 My dearest No-longer Girlfriend,It's 03:01 am out here and while you must in sweet slumber dreaming of your happy future with your new partner I must have read and re-read all the emails that we have exchanged over the past two years.. some nice, long and romantic and some pretty much boring one-liners!But as I looked back upon those moments and ponder on each word that you had written, on each alphabet - I remember the moments when you and I shared in a spirit of love. The bond of affection far beyond the realms of definitions which was there - alas no longer exists. I stare at all your pictures that slide before me and listen to all the tracks that you have dedicated to me... but all that remains is me all alone. Call it what you may, but this is the irony of life.Today incidently als
Always Maxi pads 2008-03-18 08:49:00 This is a letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling after the first paragraph.FYI, PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best web mail-award-winning letter. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your ‘Always’ maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak Guard Core or Dry-Weave absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favourite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can’t tell you how safe and
My resignation as an adult 2008-03-17 11:57:00 I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of a 5 year old again. * I want to go to McDonald's and think that it is a four star restaurant. * I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples in a pond with rocks. * I want to think M&M's are better than money because you can eat them. * I want to lie under a big oak tree and watch the ants march up its trunk. * I want to run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. * I want to go fishing and care more about catching the minnows along the shore than the big bass in the lake. * I want to think the world is fair. * I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all I knew about were colours, multiplication tabl
UFO Mobile 2008-03-19 11:43:00 I envy the people who can digitally transform one ordinary UFO ship into a sleek and elegant mobile: reminds me of the girl who was transformed into a queen.. whats here name... o yes, Cinderella.Watch the modern fairy god-mothers at work:This one is way old now, but it somehow fitted appropriately in this entry. How a banger like Citroen was changed into a dancing robot! Now why would I want a car, that likes to dance... what were they thinking!!!
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Fallen Art 2008-04-03 08:02:00 There are times when the horrible person within you takes over and you are compelled to act on feelings that can compare you to Hannibal Lecter.You know its wrong. You know its against all the morals that you were brought up with. You know deep within you need to stop - but you just can't control that feeling. Its as if someone has taken over your body.Here is an animation to what I am feeling today:The background the story is: An old, forgotten military base somewhere in the Pacific. Soldiers who lost their minds, due to the hardships of past missions, and ... all exemplary officers the Army can't yet get rid of are sent there. There, far away from civilization, laws and rules they nurture their insanities.Love the saxophone and the dance steps, by the way... (evil laugh sounding in Read more:Fallen
Is your jar full? 2008-04-03 06:44:00 When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar......and the beer. A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.So the Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He aske
Fallen Art 2008-04-03 08:02:00 There are times when the horrible person within you takes over and you are compelled to act on feelings that can compare you to Hannibal Lecter.You know its wrong. You know its against all the morals that you were brought up with. You know deep within you need to stop - but you just can't control that feeling. Its as if someone has taken over your body.Here is an animation to what I am feeling today:The background the story is: An old, forgotten military base somewhere in the Pacific. Soldiers who lost their minds, due to the hardships of past missions, and ... all exemplary officers the Army can't yet get rid of are sent there. There, far away from civilization, laws and rules they nurture their insanities.Love the saxophone and the dance steps, by the way... (evil laugh sounding in Read more:Fallen
Is your jar full? 2008-04-03 06:44:00 When things in your life seem almost to much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar......and the beer. A Professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.So the Professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.The Professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He aske
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