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Guess who’s gonna be homeless? 2008-02-27 03:15:07 I’ll give you some hints:
- Single white glove, for some reason.
- Famously incendiary hair.
- A lot of hits, and a lot more misses.
- Reputed, although not proven, child molester, anti-Semite and Elephant Man devotee.
Have you guessed it? If you haven’t, your lack of awareness of 20th century pop culture indicates that you’ve probably been living [...] Read more:Guess
, gonna
, homeless
Yo Oscar. 2008-02-26 02:08:57 Hey y’all,
Apparently last night there was some manner of awards show. I don’t have all the details, but I hear that it was a gathering more or less of prominent members of the film community, all showing up at an auditorium in impractical outfits to give each hearty claps on the back and little statuettes [...] Read more:Oscar
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup! 2008-02-23 02:48:24 Hey y’all,
I promised to be more positive this week, and by Momma
, I think I succeeded. Any week when I come across some actually funny snaps on the site is a success in my book. So what did we touch on in this, the week that was? Well, on Monday we couldn’t resist commenting on [...] Read more:Weekly
Debates, debates… 2008-02-22 01:51:46 So as y’all may be aware, the big Democratic debate between Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama went down tonight in Austin. The truth? It was pretty damned boring. I mean, it’s a debate about the issues between politicians, never a profession noted for not attracting blustery windbags, so it ain’t like boredom wasn’t exactly the [...] Read more:debates
A grammar lesson. 2008-03-14 00:55:30 Hey y’all,
Okay. You know what? I’ve reluctantly come to accept that a lot of snaps posted on YoMomma.tv aren’t going to be what people in the academic pursuits would refer to as “at all, in any way, funny.” That’s fine. Mediocre battlers make the great ones shine all the brighter. There couldn’t have been a [...] Read more:lesson
Getting up close and personal with a Yo Momma champion. 2008-03-13 03:59:16 Hey y’all,
We assume that you watch Yo Momma
the show as religiously as you participate in those fierce battles on YoMomma.tv So if you love the show as much as we do, you’d probably jump at the chance to get to know a little about what inspires a titan of dozens. Thanks to the Asian [...] Read more:champion
How did we miss this one? 2008-03-12 03:25:45 Hey y’all,
We love to see references to the dozens out there in the wider world - that is, the world outside the virtual graffiti-daubed walls of YoMomma.tv - but so far we haven’t seen the whole “yo momma” concept make its debut in the ludicrous world of fashion. Well, not until now.
Urban Outfitters, the [...]
The highest-rated snap on YoMomma.tv 2008-03-18 00:46:58 Are y’all ready?
If democracy works, this should be the very best snap on YoMomma.tv, a dozens apogee, the perfect crystallization of the efforts of thousands to create the most cutting and most hilarious diss in the known universe. So prepare yourself, and let’s see if the snap lives up to expectations…
Okay, funny…but the best? What [...] Read more:highest
Yo momma’s so topical… 2008-03-20 01:08:28 Hey y’all,
I…I just gotta admit it. I love a good, clean scandal. The kind full of titillating details. The kind full of sordid developments. The kind that you like reading about, not the kind that makes you hold your head in your hands and want to cry a little. And man, I gotta say that [...]
Mommas in the news: Halle Berry 2008-03-19 02:06:53 Hey y’all,
I don’t know if you’ve been following celebrity news - and it’s probably better if you don’t, since not following celebrity news leaves you time to go and do more important things, which range from outdoor activities to idle scratching - but apparently HalleBerry
popped out a kid the other day.
So that got [...] Read more:Halle Berry
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup! 2008-03-22 02:17:19 Top-rated snaps. Beaming new mommas. Trenchant commentary. More beaming new mommas.
Ladies and gentlemen, last week on the Yo Momma
blog!
See you Monday!
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Mommas in the News: J. Lo 2008-03-21 01:50:41 Hey y’all,
Try this snap out for size: “Yo momma so black-heartedly avaricious that she charged a cool six mil for your baby photos.”
Seem a little left-field? A little unbelievable? Maybe for yo momma or my momma…but if you slung that diss at one of Jennifer Lopez’s new babies, you’d be spot on.
Yeah, new momma Lopez [...]
Mommas in the News: Britney Spears 2008-03-25 01:11:24 Hey y’all,
Alright. If someone asked you, right there on the spot, to name the worst mother in America, what would you say - other than “yo momma“? Chances are you’d say “BritneySpears
” - and while you may not be technically correct, she’s definitely the worst momma in the public eye.
So what’s the complementary snap? [...] Read more:Britney Spears
Straightfaced snaps. 2008-03-27 05:42:05 Hey y’all,
I’ve been thinking lately. Usually the best jokes rely on deadpan and playing around with people’s expectations. So I figure, that whole outlook can be applied to playing the dozens. Like so:
Yo momma so fat her doctor warned her that she was at an increased risk for heart disease and diabetes.
Yo momma so ugly [...]
DMX on Barack Obama’s Momma 2008-03-26 02:20:59 Hey y’all,
You know that we faithfully follow news developments about significant mommas here on the Yo Momma
Blog, and surely one of the most important mommas out there today has got to be presidential candidate BarackObama
’s momma. Man, that’s got a ring to it. Who can resist?
Anyway, the subject of Obama’s momma came up [...] Read more:Barack Obama
Regarding an online repository of mommas 2008-04-03 03:27:17 No, I’m not talking about YoMomma.tv. I’m talking about the new blog Postcards from Yo Momma, started by one of those wags from Gawker. It’s a collection of goofy e-mails from mothers that readers sent it. There’s gotta be some prime dozens material somewhere in there. Check it out.
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Pluggin’ them ringtones. 2008-04-02 04:29:58 Hey y’all,
I bet you got a cellphone, unless yo momma happens to be so poor that that she just wrote “Nokia” in Sharpie on an empty can with a string on it. And I know you love Yo Momma, the finest show ever to grace television screens in the history of broadcasting. Therefore, it’s a [...]
Back atcha! 2008-04-01 08:10:36 Hey y’all,
I noticed it. You noticed it. The Yo Momma Blog, font of all Yo Momma wisdom in the Internet, got all messed up last week. Apparently it had to do with malicious bots. But I have my own suspicions as to what caused the meltdown. I think a worldwide coalition of mothers, sort of [...]
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup! 2008-04-05 09:31:32 Hey y’all,
Can you smell spring in the air? Or does the powerful stench rolling off yo momma’s haunches overpower it?
What did we cover this week on the blog? Mostly stuff from the news, as I recall. We recovered from an attack of futuristic Internet robots bent on our destruction. We turned you on to some [...] Read more:Momma
, Weekly
Everybody loves Lucy-Desi Days. 2008-04-04 07:57:50 Hey y’all,
Here’s some of that hot-off-the-presses, vital-matter-of-national-security news you all come to the Yo Momma blog for. Are you sitting down?
It appears that Wilmer Valderrama, the creator of Yo Momma, and also apparently famous for appearing on some show about some bygone decade, will be putting in an appearance at a festival devoted to one [...] Read more:Everybody
The last season. 2008-04-08 09:05:09 Hey y’all,
Hope you all had a most enjoyable weekend, full of the sorts of low shenanigans veteran dozens battlers are prone to get up to. No matter who you are, no matter what you’ve done, the Yo Momma blog will still be there for you when the sun rises on the new week.
I wanted to [...]
Mommas in the News: 50 Cent’s Baby Momma 2008-04-10 13:59:07 Hey y’all,
Here goes some news about mommas that I just feel in the bottom of my soul that you’ll enjoy.
50 has won in his eviction case against his ex-girlfriend/baby mama. Even though they split up years ago, Shaniqua Tompkins, thought she had the “right” to stay in a house that 50 Cent purchased — without [...] Read more:Momma
Elucidation, please? 2008-04-09 14:15:45 Hey y’all,
I stumbled on this and hoped it would shine a light on a heretofore-unexplored multicultural dimension in Yo Momma snaps, but instead I just got sort of confused…
Comic Relief has learnt that since the appointment of Daei to the head coaching position of TM, an entirely new style of jokes has been created by [...]
The Yo Momma Weekly Roundup! 2008-04-12 22:54:46 Hey y’all,
Another week gone by here at the Yo Momma
blog, and you’ll notice that we managed to do it without even mentioning the death of Charlton Heston. Very restrained on our part. No, we stuck to the kind of news way towards the back of the newspaper, because, hey, we’re a niche blog. First [...] Read more:Weekly
Charles Barkley goes all Yo Momma 2008-04-12 22:46:09 Hey y’all,
CharlesBarkley
, former NBA great, has found a second career as a color commentator. And apparently when he was covering a Golden State Warriors game a couple days ago, his hosts weren’t exactly inviting. But ol’ Charles knew how to come back in style.
Barkley on Golden State’s video screen comparing him to Jabba the [...] Read more:Momma
, Charles Barkley
Just another manic Monday 2008-04-14 16:00:40 Hey y’all,
I hope everyone had an indescribably fine weekend, just being with good people and eating good food and getting up to some good shenanigans.
Today, I just have to share with you a snap I stumbled on while going through YoMomma.tv. It stood out from all the repetition and poor spelling and questionable content. [...] Read more:Monday
Yo momma should know 2008-04-15 21:15:33 Hey y’all,
We can all agree that the Pharcyde’s “Ya Mama” is the pinnacle of musical expressions of the dozens, but musicians have been slinging yo momma snaps for much longer. Even - this may be hard to believe - the Beatles got in on it with the sort of politeness that might be expected from [...]
Yo Momma…hockey? 2008-06-30 22:01:39 Hey y’all,
Okay, as I’m sure everyone is aware, there is no sports sponsorship of the concept of the dozens. There is no official sport or team of Yo Momma
. But if you think about the cultural milieu of momma jokes, the font from which the dozens sprung forth, certain sports seem a more appropriate accompaniment [...] Read more:hockey
And we're back. 2008-06-26 20:33:06 Hey y’all,
Technical difficulties derailed this sweet, sweet blog, which means you’ve probably spent the last two months spending time with your family, soaking up some much-needed sunlight, building closer relationships with your lovers and friends, and all sorts of worthwhile pursuits. But all your personal growth and all your smiles were a sham, weren’t they, [...]
Let’s class up Yo Momma. 2008-07-12 02:43:57 I mean Yo Momma
the TV show of course. Nobody could class
up yo actual momma, because she’s so trashy that when she stands at the end of your driveway the city sends a couple dudes to take her to the dump. Yo momma so trashy that you get Christmas cards from Oscar the Grouch. [...]
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