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It's Been A While... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 ...since I posted something. In fact, its been a while since I've been "normal". The irregular posting started about a month ago, and I've ever since been trying to figure out what the problem is. Self analysis is boring, and its something I can do without. I'd rather prefer a nagging girlfriend. But heck, I'm doing it anyway.Below is a little "checklist" I'm making to analyze the possible reasons:Bloggers block - Can't be. I have shitloads of material to post, some of them I can't because its not "news" anymore. Depression. Laziness - Hell yeah! I've always been lazy, more so recently because of the depression. Deprsssion. Lack of interest to post - No! Depression. Too much time spent on fixing and updating the template - I can't help it, I'm a perfectionist... almost . Depression. Overtime on achieving xHTML validity - That is a bitch, but I had about 350+ errors which I've narrowed it down to 10. Depression - I know I sound emo here, but fuck you! I am depressed!I need pr
Wisdom of the Slim - 2 1970-01-01 00:59:59 English teacher: "In English, a double negative forms a positive. But there is no language where a double positive can form a negative."Smartass Slim: "Yeah, right."Technorati tags: Smartass, English, Language, Humor, Humour, Funny, ROFL, LOL Read more:Wisdom
20 Reasons I Want to be a Dog 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. I could pee anywhere I want to, and no one would complain.2. No one would complain if I grow/don't shave off hair in "unusual" places.3. I could wake up and go to sleep anytime I want4. There would be no stupid rules in "dating games", like "oooh, you gotta be handsome and wear tight leather pants and have a 15 inch schlong to get laid". Even a pug is considered cute.5. I could fuck any random bitch (no pun intended) I want.6. I could eat whenever I please. I'd just have to wag my tail at my dumbass "master", make a puppy face and I've just got my meal!7. I don't have to take the pains to bath, someone will do that for me.8. I just do some stupid tricks in front of chicks, and I've got myself some hotties for fans.9. There are no everyday human worries. I'd get to lie around all day in my doghouse.10. I'd get to bite random people who I find stupid.11. I would have atleast one best friend if I were a dog.12. I could pant and drool over chicks as much as I want to and they wou Read more:Reasons
Funny Ads 2007-02-28 19:09:00 Google Ad's these days errr... actually contextual Google ads these days are really random. And hilarious. So hilarious, it gets me - a moderately depressed lonely guy - rolling on the floor, laughing out loud. I could have put it ROFLOL, but I like typing long sentences. I'm nerdy like that..Cap's advice to me on depression generated a couple of really hilarious ads. Well, it was hilarious to me atleast. Contextual ads do have a purpose... to entertain and make people roll on the floor and laugh their ass off. But not for generating $$$, as I found out the hard way . Perhaps Google should rethink their product name... Google AdNonSense seems like a good idea .Technorati tags: Contextual Ads, Contextual Advertising, Google, AdSense, Funny
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World Cup: A Preview 2007-03-09 18:55:00 Cricket's biggest event is just four days away, and I can't wait! It seems days away, though its very close. It's like when you want to pee urgently, you don't want to hold it in any longer and just want to open the flood gates, but the restroom seems miles away. That's how I'm feeling at the moment! That Australia got anally raped by England first, then New Zealand makes things more interesting, because this one wouldn't (hopefully) be a one-sided event like it was the last time around.This is probably India's best chance at winning the Cup, since most sides are plagued by injuries. It was a miracle that India got through to the finals the last World
Cup with a weaker side than the present one. Plus, the momentum was missing last time, after the team was anally raped by New Zealand (not that there might be a coincidence of the Aussies getting into the finals this time around). But this time, we're the only team along with South Africa, England and New Zealand to go into the W Read more:Preview
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Fence Plowing. Wow. 2007-03-11 18:13:00 "Fence plowing". It's the new in-thing amongst American teenagers with no life. First, it was Ghostriding. Just when I thought it was the lamest idea anyone could come up with, someone outdid their retarded self and came up with this fence plowing (Actually, it was me. Everyone everywhere knows that, but one Adam Schwarzenneger-something got his 15 minutes of fame before I could call up Fox news ). Here's the video:AhEm ... Two things... First, Fox news is groundbreaking. Any channel that interviews the lowest common denominator of the society is groundbreaking. Way to go. Give the producers a cookie. Second, like this one commenter on YouTube points out:Perhaps somebody should point out that, a few weeks ago when the story first aired on FOX and they were saying it's "the latest teen craze", there were only 7 returns on you tube and 94 on Google when I search "Fence plowing". Up until that point, I've never even heard of the thing. "Now there are a whole bunch of fence plowers on Read more:Plowing
The Importance of Thumb 2007-03-16 18:06:00 I didn't realize the thumb was so important for everyday life. Actually, I never cared about the thumb... until I cut myself. No. It was not out of an emo moment. It was an accident. Honest! If you don't believe me, screw you! I was trying to cut the damn tag with a blade from this new shirt I bought, and whamo! I was in a hurry and didn't realize I should be taking it slow, and that I should have had my fingers away from the direction the blade was "travelling".Anyway, I just realized the importance of thumb, even though it has no use in derogatory gestures. I can't lift a damn spoon properly, can't dial a number, can't lift things. Heck, I can't even move the mouse properly without my thumb. The only thing I could possibly think of doing without the thumb now is taking a shit. And then just now, with some trouble, I made a little GIF to humor myself. Here it is:And by the way, I'm going to sue the shirt company for having 495783452 damned tags on their shirt.Technorati tags: Read more:Thumb
Chicken Eating Cow! 2007-03-21 15:10:00 Lal the Indian cow has good taste in a meal. Who likes dried grass, or damp hay anyway? That's exactly what the cow thought. And Lal, the non-vegetarian cow from Calcutta decided to treat itself to its master's chicken. After a few rounds of chicken, the cow really fell in love with having chicken for lunch. And dinner. And breakfast. The cow kept chowing down and the chicken kept disappearing. The farmer family decided to stand guard at night at the cow shed, after 48 chickens went missing in one month. And they had the shock of their life when they caught their family cow red handed... err... red feeted?.Perhaps Lal is one of the cows in this picture...An expert vet says the cow's strange behavior is due to "lack of vital minerals in the body". Whatever that means . I think the cow was a tiger in its past life, just like the villagers believe. Villagers are always right. Apparently, there are videos of the cow achieving this feat, but I haven't found one yet. It would have been t Read more:Chicken
About 2005-01-01 19:10:00 The author:Hello, I'm Slim. I hate being called by my real name (it's Balu, if you're interested). I'm from India. I'm a computer nerd. I love hot chicks. Can't live without them. I'm a cricket fanatic, and half-arsed "cricket lovers" piss me off. I have no life. I spend almost 10+ hours on the 'Net everyday, apart from eating, sleeping, bathroom breaks, studying a bit and other usual stuff.I like to help people out as much as I can. I'm the "good guy", so I don't get the chicks. I'm a music freak, basically a metalhead. I don't have favorite bands, I listen to shitloads of bands (I'm more of a genre person). Hmm, what else remains? Oh yeah, I LOVE hot chicks, chicks, cute chicks, pretty chicks, beautiful chicks. And did I mention foxy chicks?[Profile]The blog:Random /ˈrændəm/ [ran-duhm]Proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern.Dumb /dʌm/ [duhm]1. Lacking intelligence or good judgment; stupid; dull-witted.2. Lacking some usual property,
FAQ's 2005-01-01 15:31:00 1. Ey, who the fuck are you?!?!A: Yo! No swearing. And respect please, 'cause respect is everything. Well, maybe not. But anyway, I'm Slim and you can find more about me in the About page.2. Tell me this isn't another one of those "Oh n03s!!!! Life iz a bitch, and itzz s0 cruelz to m3 *cry* *sniff* *sob*" kind of blog!!A: It isn't. Now that was simple, wasn't it?3. Why the hell do you blog, and 'specially why are you making this FAQ? ...As if people are going to read it...A: I figured this is one way to show off my writing skills (?!), wit (?????) and sense of humor. About the FAQ thingy, simple... I have no life. Also, I find a lot of FAQ sections popping up in blogs where conceited authors ask questions themselves and answer them. So I thought "What the hey! Why not make a FAQ for my blog and join the bandwagon?" and here I am, asking questions and answering them myself.4. Y ONLY FIREFOX SUPRTD BLOG?!?!?!?! Y NO INTRNT XPLORER>!!>!?A: This blog can be viewed in any browser, but
Disclaimer 2005-01-01 09:39:00 This blog contains explicit language. If you get offended by "explicitness" easily, this blog is not for you to read. I will not be held responsible for you getting a mad fit, a broken monitor, a very sticky keyboard (if you jack off to one of the random chicks on my sidebar), for getting spanked by your momma for reading "senseless crap" or the like. Commenting on posts is open, so expect a comment war, either from me or from other readers.Reproducing of any posts in - whole or part - is strictly prohibited. Well, not really (who would want to copy my works anyway?!). If you are interested by one of my posts, feel free to post it on your blog. But don't be an asshole and take credit for the material. Link to me!If you agree to the above disclaimer, WELCOME ABOARD, Stranger!!!! Start reading my posts, dig through piles of shit in the archives and comment on the posts! On the contrary, if you don't agree to the disclaimer, click that little "x" button on the top right corner. KthxLas
Awful Movie Stunt 2007-03-26 20:00:00 If you watched the movie "Hercules in New York" and thought the stunts in it were awful, you are right. I certainly did, especially that awful scene where Arnold fights with a bear... and you can clearly see the retard under the bear costume. Anyway, just when I thought it couldn't get goofier, one of my online friends, Trevor, sends me a stunt clip from an Indian movie... which is indeed goofier. Here's the clip...Funny as hell, isn't it? Technorati tags: Video, Goofy, Humor, Funny, Movie, Stunt, Horse, Indian, India, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hercules, New York, Humour, ROFL, LMAO, Awful
Cricket at its Worst 2007-03-25 13:30:00 We're just two weeks into the Cricket
World Cup '07 in the Carribean, and there is just too much news about it... for all the wrong reasons. This World Cup was slated to be the most boring of all since it began in 1975, but it has been making a lot of news, again for all the wrong reasons. It has been filled with controversies, from a funny one like the fallen sight-screen at a practice game to a horrible one like Pakistan team's coach, the great Bob Woolmer's mysterious death, especially soon after the shock defeat of the team to minnows Ireland.Add to this, the early exit of "Team India" after losses to Bangladesh and Sri Lanka, the excitement reduces a fair bit. And the controversies seem to be happening away from the Carribean as well. Pakistan captain Inzamam's retirement probably was forced, both by the Pakistani management and the "passionate" cricket loving public of Pakistan, after their shock defeat and eventual exit from the Cup. The Indian public seem to be at the sam
Smartass Google 2007-04-21 15:36:00 Google can be such a smartass sometimes. To experience this yourself, go to Google Maps, and click on the Find Directions tab. Type in "New York, USA" in the start address box, and "Paris, France" in the end address box. Hit get directions, and scroll down the search results into the 20's and see why Google is a smart ass . Technorati tags: Google, Maps, Google Maps, Funny, Smartass, Humor, Humour, New York, Paris, France, USA, America, Directions, Pic, Hilarious, ROFL, LMAO Read more:Google
Ending Hiatus and Sudoku for Dummies 2007-06-19 15:30:00 Whew! It's been quite a while since I blogged about something. I think I have taken a long enough break, and I think its that time now what people say "It's back to business". To be honest, I've completely forgotten how I've my blog coded for certain features to work, so designs and posts might be a little sloppy for some time. Old readers, hopefully you're keeping an eye for new posts in my blog, and welcome to any new readers out there. I hope you'll find some fun reading my blog! For my comeback, I thought I'd start off with a funny pic I made. Here it is:Technorati tags: Funny, Humor, Pic, Comeback, Sudoku
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