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Mars & Earth about to kiss!! 2007-08-14 12:50:13 Skribe just sent this trippy bit of info to me over adium:
SKRBE:
Yo. Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August.
It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65M miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this
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Dope Sh#t - adidas Consortium: Oddity Confusion Pack 2007-08-14 12:38:20 adidas previews two more hot buttas from the Consortium
Series kicks, the Oddity Confusion Pack. The line will include the Grand Slam (Material Oddity), Forum Hi (Color Oddity) and the ZX 700 (Fade Oddity). Word is that adidas will release 2-3 sneakers a month until December 2007 as part of the Fall/Winter 2007 Consortium Series. Dope......
Dope Sh#t - Most Expensive Paintings in the World!!! 2007-08-13 15:24:18 Ever wonder how much your paintings could really be worth? Check the Top 10 Most Expensive Paintings
in the World
!! Check some of our faves!! Dope......
1948 by Jackson Pollack ($140,000,000?)
Unconfirmed rumors buzzing in the art world now place this painting at the top of the list, at least temporarily. If true, the $140 million price tag would be the highest ever for a painting,
WTF!! - Christian Boot Camp Counselors Drag 15yo Girl Behind Van 2007-08-13 14:59:46 Arrest warrants have been issued for two officials, Charles Eugene Flowers and Stephanie Bassitt, at Christian
boot camp, Love Demonstrated Ministries, of San Antonio, who are accused of dragging a 15-year-old girl behind a van after she fell behind the group during a morning run, authorities said.
The two were accused of tying the girl to the van with a rope then dragging her, according to an
Get on the VIP list for new BETAs!!! 2007-08-13 14:48:51 Tired of your Gmail father holding it over your head that you were not one of the pillars of the Gmail BETA?
Well, spawn your own underlings - INVITESHARE puts you on the VIP of BETA testers, where invited BETA members share their invites and generally keep you on the cutting edge of the hot new sh#t before they open up to everyone else!! Become a BETA parent here.......Dope......
Dope Sh#t - Nike 3-Way Commuter (read: PIMP) Bag!!! 2007-08-13 14:36:28 For the globe-traveling sneakerhead, Nike released its 3-Way Commuter Bag, a backpack/shoulderbag/briefcase for all your travel essentials. The compression molded frames creates a safe vault to protect all your electronics, a bunch of pockets for everything else, and a dope sneaker compartment for your fresh new J's!!! Dope!!
Retailing at $269 @ foreign dope spots like Shelta.....word!!
"The Crutchmaster" featured in RJD2's new video "Work It Out" - DOPE!! 2007-08-13 13:03:36 Dope producer RJD2 teams up with Bill Shannon for the video
for "Work It Out." Crazy thing is, Bill, featured in the video, was born with a degenerative hip condition that forced him to live on crutches. So what does Bill do? "The CrutchMaster" creates an entirely new art form that combines Bill's invented a unique technique for dancing on crutches—the Shannon Technique—that derives from his
Taking the whole Nintendo thing too far..... 2007-08-13 12:45:50 Who does this sh#t? And where were his friends? There's probably not a girlfriend in this scenario, but damn man....you gotta explain that at 60.....
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Simian Drugs - Cat Slut.....WTF! 2007-08-13 12:37:46 Jumpoff, jumpoff, the girl is a jumpoff, let her snort a mountain, a she gets jumped off.....WTF!!
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Get your voice IN GTA IV (if it ever comes out!!) 2007-08-10 13:19:56 Yeah, we admit, we were a little bummed to hear that GTA IV got pushed back until 2008, but hey, we found the silver lining - Rockstar's WKTT Radio is offering a chance to get on Talk Radio IN THE GAME!!
Baby Momma working your nerves? Can't stop scratching that rash that appeared out of "nowhere"? Something wrong with America’s youth you need to get off your chest? Marilyn Manson's newfound
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Dear Diary - When I Was A Rock Star!! 2007-08-10 13:18:57 It was 1994, and our band was called Jesus Squid. Naturally, we described ourselves as "Grungy." For three years we played in the basement of the MaJaFra house--so named because Matt, Jason, and Frank lived there--and refined and tuned our sound. We went from amateurish, to jammish, to cultish, then back to amateurish. We weren't of the genre "Grunge"--we were of the lifestyle. 10 people
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FACT - Girls who b#tch too much end up depressed and anxious!! No sh#t?? 2007-08-10 12:44:33 Amanda Rose, a researcher at the University of Missouri-Columbia, has scientifically confirmed what men have thought since the beginning of time - girls who talk extensively about their problems with friends are likely to become more anxious and depressed.
The six-month study, which included boys and girls, examined the effects of co-rumination – excessively talking with friends about problems
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"Two Truths & A Lie" REVEALED!!! Bobby the Superboy Throws down the gauntlet!! 2007-08-10 12:29:53 Hello my public, my ridiculously smart, bullshit detecting public. Well, you handed it to Bobby
The Superboy in this, the inaugural week of my column. The answer was story B, the lie was "Justin" and just a little under half of you guessed it right.
Plainly put: I got treated.
How you gonna do a fella like that on week one? Well, I may have a few ideas, anyway it won't be nearly as simple
World Famous Graf Artists TATS CRU get a movie!! Dope!! 2007-08-10 12:19:16 When I was coming up, bombing in abandoned train yards and throwing up "Hello My Name is" stickers in train stations, I was only trying to be like the legendary Bronx TATS CRU. This graf crew not only revolutionized the world of graffiti, but urban art in general. Unfortunately, most folks in the States, outside of New York, know about them. Well now's your chance - "TATS CRU: THE MURAL KINGS"
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Shop Bargains? Stack paper!! - Bless yourself!! 2007-08-09 18:55:32 We get people asking us all the time, "How do you stay so fly with a non-profit religious organization?" We lie and say that we are funneling black market profits of bootleg DVD sales to off-shore accounts, but the real dope is, we bargain hunt like there's no tommorow.
Well, we were feeling nice today, so we wanted to share some of our treasure chests with you, the people, in an effrot to keep
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, paper
, Bless
350 Internet TV Channels to watch on your browser!! 2007-08-09 18:45:43 Tired of watch
ing the same sh#t on TV day in and day out? Yeah, us neither. So we found more ways to waste your time and passively pack on the pounds!!
Check 350 Internet
Channels that you can watch on your browser
at LikVid.com!! Some of them (like DeeJay TV, MLB TV and Earth Channel) don't even suck too bad!! Word....
The World's Richest Man is Mexican and named SLIM!!! There's hope after all!! 2007-08-09 18:32:08 Mexico Slim overtook Bill Gate's as the world's wealthiest man, worth about 59 billion. Slim owns Latin America's largest cellphone company, America Movil, among other businesses. All toll, his businesses make up 1/3 of the Mexican
stock market, while his family holdings made up 5% of Mexico's Gross Domestic Product!!
In typical aloof billionaire fashion, Mexico Slim said, "It's water off a
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Learn how to Lucid Dream 2007-08-09 18:18:20 Ever wake up from a crazy ass dream, and be like, "Wouldn't it be dope if I could be awake and dreaming at the same time?" Yeah, its called being a rapper, actor or millionaire, but if you weren't one of God's beloved children, then we found a solution for you!! Lucid Dream
ing!!
Lucid dreaming is essentially being aware that you are dreaming without breaking the dream trance, which is much
Watchdog teaches CHECK FRAUD!! Can you say "Catch Me If You Can?" 2007-08-15 14:19:24 DISCLAIMER: We are not saying do this, we are saying that this is weird and out in the public space so we are sharing. We are not condoning becoming criminals, despite how easy this "watchdog" makes it seem. The Church has no bail money in the account for goofies that don't listen.
According to TeleCheck, annual losses from check fraud total more than $6 billion, and its growing (up 11% in
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Dope Sh#t - Japanese Punk, Streetwear and Toys!! TOYPUNKS VOL. 1 Teaser!! 2007-08-15 14:19:01 TOYPUNKS has released the trailer to their first installment of their documentary examining the unique relationship between Japanese
punk rock, streetwear and toys. The teaser previews interviews with Hikaru Imanaga (creator of Bounty Hunter) as well as other supporting cast such as Hiddy from Secret Base, Frank Kozik and Balzac. The video offers a look into what makes Hikaru tick and the
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Download CLASSIC COMIC BOOKS from the Internet!! 2007-08-15 14:04:46 One of the saddest days of my abbreviated childhood was when I came home and asked Momz, "Where my comic books at?" Guess what she said? That's right, she threw them out. She tried to lie and say there was a flood, which had to be bullsh#t because we lived on the 8th floor. But its all good, here's why - the Internet
!!
On the Internet there is a large group of people that scan and upload
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Dope Sh#t - Latest 2k by Gingham T's!! 2007-08-15 13:47:50 The latest t-shirts by 2K by Gingham!! 2K has always considered the t-shirt as one of the best forms of expression and have in the past enlisted popular artists to design their shirts. This latest batch features collaborations with Genevieve Gauckler, Michael Leon and M/M. Check it......
Ah, the sacrifices Angelina Jolie makes for her man 2007-08-15 11:44:53 Angelina Jolie
says, "I've never hidden my bisexuality. But since I've been with Brad, there's no longer a place for that or S&M in my life." Damn......as you already know the 32-year-old hotness admits to carpet munching women in the past, including a 10-year relationship with model Jenny Shimizu, and has also confessed to experimenting with knives during sex. But I guess that's all over now..
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