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Clown Boss 2008-03-17 02:32:50 Many years ago I worked at RYC Industrial Steel, a company designed to supply the raw materials to businesses looking to make heavy use of steel. Car companies, plane companies, construction companies, and so forth. In any event, it was a pretty good place to work; pay wasn’t bad, not too stressful, nice people. Well, [...] Read more:Clown
Birdnard the Sharpshooter 2008-04-01 01:47:20 This bird may not fit the traditional definition of a sharpshooter, but where he fails in precision, he more than makes up for in showmanship. You see, this bird is the host of the yearly wacky shooting festival in Ohio, where which a number of marble pigeons are arranged on a stage, and shot at [...]
George Clooney’s Fish Children 2008-04-13 16:24:07 George Clooney
was hatched in 1793 from an ostrich egg in American Samoa. He was only the second man in American history to marry a goldfish. The goldfish, Petunia, was a Chinese college professor in the field of astrophysics (quite ahead of its time). Petunia met Clooney in one of her classes – Clooney was [...] Read more:George
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Sheriff versus Astronaut pt. 2 2008-04-25 00:56:57 The new documents have finally been deciphered, and I have updates on the famed SheriffversusAstronaut
story (part 1 of which can be read here: -versus-astronaut-pt-1/ )
First, some background on the astronaut. From the photo, it’s very clear that Marvin Clusterfield is a legitimate psychic. It’s true that a number of psychics are indeed [...]
Darby the Space-Man 2008-05-14 00:05:23 Darby McLannahan is one of Ireland’s most cherished heroes. He was born after a drunken 3-way between Peter O’Toole and a couple of whores. No one knows who the mother was – Darby was born in an alley, and the birth was witnessed by only a few people, all of whom are now dead due [...] Read more:Space
Carlyle and the Train 2008-05-30 01:09:02 Carlyle is a rare subterraneous bird, living several miles beneath the earth’s surface. He is one of a small colony of these birds that first appeared several centuries ago. Scientists speculate that their origins can be traced to a demented horse defecating on some radioactive fleas. I’m not sure how that exactly translates into the [...] Read more:Carlyle
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Quinn Quinine 2008-06-29 01:31:17 Quinn Quinine is 116 years old, and is the father of Carlyle ( -and-the-train/ ). He recently secured a high-profile recording contract for him and Carlyle’s new rap album. They have already written several songs, including “The Oak Tree That Cries at Night,” “The Inside-out Dinosaur-face,” and “Featherweight Tampon Eyeballs.” Neither of them has any [...] Read more:Quinn
The Cursed Gargoyle 2008-06-21 01:53:13 I don’t think I’ve ever seen an obese gargoyle, but there’s a first time for everything. This particular bird is, in fact, a gargoyle. He was sculpted by a brilliant artist around 500 years ago. This particular artist, Canned Ham (in fact, today’s canned ham, the food, is named after this artist), had been exiled [...]
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