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Cursor 10 2008-02-28 22:08:22 Once again, I have about seven projects I should be working on but am instead focused on the internet.
Don’t ask me what’s so addictive about this game, but I don’t foresee myself getting any work done tonight. Thanks, internet! Read more:Cursor
Breakin’ It Down, the You Asked For it Edition 2008-02-25 23:28:58 I’ve done a number (4 I think) of these Breakin
’ it Down articles, and I’ve consistently been harangued for one thing (though granted, less and less): I keep picking on “nice” bands and “nice” songs.
Of course, when a person picks on a nice song, it must mean they listen only to evil [...] Read more:Edition
Best. Birthday. Ever. 2008-02-23 22:28:58 I know I know, videos. They are a curse!
But I think not sharing this would make me the devil. It’s a lousy time of year, spring is taking FOREVER to get here, and it seems everywhere we turn there are just spoiled brats, jerks, and morons filling up the internet.
So it’s [...] Read more:Birthday
Don’t try this at home. 2008-02-20 22:53:57 I hate to post another “Top 5 Videos” so soon, but this one hits me close to home.
Not as nearly as close as it hits these guys coming up. I for one am just about tired of the coke-and-mentos phenomenon that has swept the universe, and so I dedicate this post to the top [...]
More Unfortunate Ad Placements! 2008-02-18 16:35:47 it’s always fun to go searching for these! Here are some I’d never seen before:
This one just seems a bit mean.
Somehow I don’t think they’ll be getting the message intended…
Yuck. Not so much unfortunate ad placement as…unfortunate mud placement.
Oh, now…that’s just not right.
Sometimes I wonder if a portion of resources should be removed [...]
I’m Sorry, We Don’t Accept Meth Here. 2008-02-13 14:09:24 I’m not exactly sure what kind of savings account this woman thought she had, but it turns out that banks specialize in money, not illegal, addictive drugs.
Apparently a woman went to make a deposit in an ATM and submitted an envelope of money, as well as a bag of meth.
How many [...] Read more:Accept
SayNoToCrack’s Top 5 Drivethru Songs 2008-02-12 00:48:52 So apparently some people have enough spare time on their hands in groups that they actually write songs and sing them.
To squawk-boxes. At drivethrus. I’m a fan of fast food and a fan of music, and have always wanted a soundtrack to my life. But I don’t think I’ve taken any of [...]
A Snow Update. 2008-02-06 11:01:51 Well, whoever it concerned took my suggestion seriously. After writing that letter in the last update, the temperatures where I am skyrocketed. A few days of forty and fifty degree weather melted snow so rapidly a thick fog developed. I don’t know if you have seen thick-as-soup fog over a foot or [...] Read more:Update
We take hair seriously here. 2008-03-10 22:13:43 So I’m thinking about getting a haircut, and am looking for a good place to get it done.
I know you don’t care but who’s driving this boat? That’s right. Mr. Stevenson. I’ll go up and ask him to slow down and in the mean time you can look at this. This [...]
Cat of 1,000 Faces 2008-03-07 20:48:01 I know it’s been a slim week for quality updates, and to distract you let me throw a lolcats video at your face:
I promise Quality, Words, and Not Videos will be here very soon. It’s been a rough midterms season.
An Open Letter To Song Writers 2008-03-12 19:29:16 To The Writers
of Songs:
Hey. I’d just like to start off saying, congratulations. You do for a living what high school students everywhere fill whole notebooks with in hopes that their “deep” and “inspired” lyrics will one day make them rich, or at least cool. This, as you probably know, never works, [...] Read more:Letter
Caption Contest! 2008-03-18 14:55:45 Let’s go again! Caption
this picture. Funniest caption wins (after voting, of course).
Do your best. I’m looking forward to seeing what you guys think! Read more:Contest
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Pick your winner! 2008-03-19 20:25:00 There were a lot of great captions this time around. Pick your favorite now! Winner announcement happens after voting!
Here’s the picture:
Which Caption is the Best?
"Before he became an artist, M. C. Escher was a geometry teacher." - Trevor J
“My legs don’t match my hips. Man I suck at Phototshop"- Jaan Kanellis
"Superman ‘dat– OH!” [...] Read more:winner
And the winner is… 2008-03-22 00:10:36 ProfessorTom! Congratulations!
Here’s the picture and his winning caption:
“When the regular Physics instructor failed to appear, “Professor-in-a-Box” automatically inflated and took over the lecture.”
This was a great contest. You guys all had awesome submissions. They were so good. Round of applause for you! Read more:winner
Emergency Call Hilarity 2008-03-25 01:43:54 Sometimes, you are faced with an emergency. Things are looking bad, and there’s only one number you can think to call. The emergency hotline, for these people, 911. Just a nice insight into the world of subjectivity, and what some people consider qualifies as an “emergency.”
I didn’t mean the police!
…But this isn’t [...] Read more:Emergency
No…it’s a medicine, I promise! 2008-03-27 14:27:23 A Texas man is under arrest for selling alcohol under the guise of it being a medicinal tonic…it’s life-healing benefits, however, might be contested by the dead rattlesnakes preserved in every bottle.
Unfortunately, medicine, beverage, or crazy snake potion, it’s not legal to sell alcohol without a license.
+ = $$$
It’s a brilliant [...] Read more:promise
Screams like a Girl Man 2008-03-31 22:17:58 Okay, okay, okay. I was sure that I was paranoid. I was sure it was just me.
But I’ve noticed in films with anything like an action scene, there’s always that one guy…with that one girly scream…and it sounds exactly the same in every movie. In my head and to my friends, I [...] Read more:Screams
You should feel ashamed. 2008-04-03 13:12:07 You should. You, you person reading this. You should all be ashamed of yourselves, unless you are this guy.
Shortened version? A man gets off the subway to enjoy a nice meal at his favorite diner. Suddenly a teenager with a knife demands his money. The man complies.
Then, as the teen [...]
Have you seen these guys? 2008-04-07 12:57:00 Right now I’m having trouble just organizing my closet for spring cleaning. I can’t even imagine the trouble it must take for these guys to organize their events so wonderfully.
Improv Everywhere has been around for a long time, so I’m not even going to pretend that this is hip and new. But it [...]
Funny PSAs 2008-04-10 13:50:39 Parody is comedy gold. Nothing is quite as funny as a well-executed satire. And there are few targets quite as fun as Public Service Announcements. Here’s a handful of my favorite PSA videos to be found on the internet.
#1 -Snuggling. I like this, it’s a clever idea…they just took it waaaay [...] Read more:Funny
Happy Postaversary. 2008-04-11 21:20:35 So! One year! I’ve been posting here at SayNoToCrack for a whole year now, and I must say, it’s been a load of fun and I’m looking forward to more.
Lessons I’ve learned in my year at SNTC:
LOLanimals never stop being awesome to some people (like me).
Apparently there are people [...] Read more:Happy
Stealing Candy? Bring your Baby! 2008-04-15 12:30:26 So. A couple people decide they want to steal some candy from a candy shop after hours. They break the window and enter, fill their pockets and child’s stroller with hundreds of dollars worth of candy, then leave.
Here’s where it’s worse. Remember the cornflake lady? These guys take the same route, [...] Read more:Stealing
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More Crazy 911 Calls! 2008-04-17 20:43:56 And, even nicer, all condensed into a single video, and not many. Read more:Crazy
A lesson in Sequels 2008-04-18 23:32:33 Remember Charlie the Unicorn? Remember how it was pretty much funny mostly if you’re in the right mood for it?
There’s a sequel now.
I’m so sorry.
The lesson
? Don’t make a sequel to something that was ok unless you originally planned on making a sequel.
Miracle Herb 2008-04-22 13:27:12 I know I spend a lot of time away from you all. I don’t know what the average age/career of the Saynotocrack reader is, but here on my end, I’m a student, and it’s FINALS TIME. I’m sorry, that lacked appropriate tone, let me try again.
It’s
And so as my brain slowly dissolves into [...]
The Laughter of Babies 2008-04-25 12:44:48 Sometimes, a joke will make a person laugh. Sometimes a funny picture or video will. Sometimes a clever song, a dramatic accident, the misfortune of others…nothing is ever guaranteed to make everyone laugh. Except for the sound of babies laughing.
Try to make it through all of these videos without at least chuckling [...] Read more:Babies
Caption Contest 2008-04-28 12:27:03 Before you tell me, I’m already aware the photoshop nature of the photo. But I think it is quite appropriate for a caption contest. I know it hasn’t been that long since our last one, but finals have got me down and it always cheers me up to see the hilarious stuff you [...] Read more:Caption
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