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Not exactly a cupcake
2008-03-30 16:27:20
Our new masthead brought to you by my girl, Fenny. Well, not the sprinkles of course. I put those on myself.


Please, please, please
2008-04-03 00:06:47
I don't ask much of you dear readers, but I must DEMAND that you do the following.... Watch Oprah on Friday. If you never read this blog again, or if I have to come to your house and make dinner...


Wife Swap
2008-04-02 15:48:29
Tonight is Fav Show Night here at the House of Insanity! This weekly occasion calls for well exercised and tired dogs, leftovers for dinner, and the one hour a week that PG and I sit on the couch and tune...


I like paint.
2008-04-05 18:17:02
And this is why. Ingredients 1 - Plastic dog with nice lines but ugly coloring 1 - Can of spray primer 1 - Can of hammered copper spray paint Apply primer. Have a Coke. Apply first coat of copper. Call...


Road Rodent
2008-04-04 04:09:34
Somehow when I left crime fighting, I thought my days of witnessing death and destruction would be over. It would be all Martha blue/green and flowers in vases. But no. Because for some reason, I'm a tragedy magnet or something....
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Need a slogan
2008-04-17 15:21:35
I need a slogan ...ok I want a slogan...that best states why you should fix your pets. Gimme funny. Gimme racy. The winner gets fame and fortune and will be mentioned right here, ya'll!! Deadline is Monday!!


No title
2008-04-21 01:51:07
Being Sunday, PG spent most of the day working on some kind of work-related stuff. Meanwhile I dallied around the house and dropped heavy sighs to indicate my displeasure at watching a workaholic in action. And somewhere around the point...


Controlled Burn
2008-04-23 17:24:59
I haven't submitted a Photo of the Week on a particular forum in a long time. But the minute I heard the theme...fire...I knew it had to be tobasco and birthday candles!!


No thanks, Mr. Realtor
2008-04-25 18:18:23
What exactly is wrong with this realtor and his company? Who sells 70 dogs in a real estate transaction? Well, I'll NEVER use them. Ever. Ever. And I encourage you to do the same. And I'll be letting the realtor...
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Funny!!
2008-04-25 00:04:56
If you're not at work, and want to see the BEST video evah....click here. Not necessarily for younger audiences (language). (And thanks to the gentleman on a certain forum that posted this. It REALLY made me chuckle all day!)
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Wait, what?
2008-04-27 23:55:59
As some of you know, I'm somewhat of a suburban redneck. An old-school pinto beans with vinegar and sugar girl stuck in the land of sprouts and pomegranate juice. I was raised with weed pulling, sponge curlers and wicked farmer...


Spring at ye olde homestead
2008-04-26 14:43:45
In my area it simply wouldn't be spring without a little snow to dust the blooms and blossoms that appear on branch and stem. This is what greeted me on this fine Saturday.
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Shed Makeover Part One
2008-04-29 00:02:09
What does it take to make an ugly yard structure into something that one might be a touch proud of? This is the recipe.... One Ugly Shed A generous helping of barn red paint (ok, so its officially called "Cherry...
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The Freshman
2008-04-30 02:24:33
Since the shed painting project was horribly delayed today (thanks to yours truly and her grand ideas)...here's a little something different. You'll either love me for it, or hate me for it. And unless you spent most of the 90's...
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Cuisine du Lame
2008-05-01 17:56:27
Shit. I promised PG that I would make this for dinner. Because, like, occasionally he likes to see the wonders that I can emit from the kitchen. But somehow, ya know with all the duties that Wife of the Year...
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The more I think about it....
2008-05-04 23:12:47
The more I think about Friday's poker game, the more I realize just what I learned. Not about poker, but about myself, and life in general. See, those of us that play a lot like certain hands. Pocket Aces. Ace-King....


Tired and Wired
2008-05-03 22:45:16
Yesterday brought sadness, joy, a sore butt, and adrenaline that I couldn't beat off with a stick. I played the longest single poker tournament of my life. Eight Freaking Hours. Eight. That's 28,800 seconds of grueling, all-in madness. But more...
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The "N" Word
2008-05-05 22:27:04
Here's a little known fact about me. There are certain words that hit my ears like a flaming rabid wasp and make me cringe. Like the "C" words. (clutter, cramps, cosmetologist) And the "P" words. (Prim, proper and penile implant)...


Blowing vegetables
2008-05-07 02:45:35
Seriously... Beeg Size. Mouse Piece.


The heart of the matter
2008-05-06 15:12:49
I joke a lot about rescue and the poop scooping duties and the other stuff that goes along with it. But truly there is a side of it that tests people beyond what should be expected. I have a crew...
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Rip Van Wrinkle
2008-05-08 01:21:54
Tonight I took PG and his little brother out for a bit of a photo shoot. It was for a mother's day gift for their mom. Ya know, the mom that has everything. Including a salad spinner. Anyway, PG thought...
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Chinese Buffet
2008-05-10 01:06:49
A few notes on a Chinese buffet. I like shrimp. Even if it means that I can eat an entire animal in one bite, I still like 'em. But what I don't like are their little legs. I find it...
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Song of the Day
2008-05-08 23:57:10
Grab a cold one and a pool table. This one is perfect for it.


One Happy Mother
2008-05-11 13:39:45
Happy Mother's Day...you Mothers!!! May all your diapers be clean, and your teenagers be home on time. Here's to all of you who've stepped barefoot on Legos, cleaned up puke, and love your kids with every bit of your hearts....
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Party Planning
2008-05-11 03:18:43
Nearly a year ago, we had a visitor that came to us from the local authorities. She was homeless, on the run, and had no place to call home. She didn't speak English at all and we had no idea...
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A letter to Odds
2008-05-10 15:19:00
Dear Mr. Odds I just want to say thank you for the education in poker yesterday. I didn't realize, while scooping so many of your chips into my stack, that I was in fact such an uneducated card player. And...


No title
2008-05-12 22:31:41
When I quit my job exactly eight months ago, I had no plans of being a housewife for any extended length of time. I thought it would be nice to take a few months off, then get right back into...


Job Offer (or do I LOOK crazy?)
2008-05-14 01:05:52
Ok, so the job is a no go. Now I'm not a snob when it comes to pay and also realize that the past eight years of very specialized work has made me somewhat...specialized. My work experience has left me...
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Another gourmet offering!!!
2008-05-15 22:22:09
Let's just pretend for a second that you've been busting your butt all day getting ready for company over the weekend. No wait, not just all day, but all week. You've washed and ironed curtains, you've cleaned upholstery and dusted...
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Wiley Coyote
2008-05-14 23:33:44
I know I say a lot of things that may lead you to believe that I should be under a doctor's supervision. But when I say that I freaking live on the set of Wild Kingdom, you should believe it....
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