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Superhero Movie Tom Cruise Scientology parody 2008-03-25 08:41:00 Goddam! I love a good parody
of freaky fucknut Tommy Cruise
and his completely mental Scientology rant. There have been some good parodies over the year and all the best have been posted here, but this one nails it down like a crucifixion of a carpenter. I'm gonna love Superhero
Movie... Read more:Tom Cruise
Expelled - April's Fools 2008-03-31 04:26:00 April's Fools
Perhaps the greatest danger posed by the creationists results from their almost universal lack of a sense of humor and their incredible credulity. They never laugh when they read each other's books, and they easily can be made to believe almost anything. A society where everyone is gullible will not survive for long, and a world without humor is indistinguishable from hell. I fear that creationist dominance of the schools is leading to a generation of Americans who have no training in critical thinking and will believe anything -- a generation which has never been allowed to laugh at preposterosity.Read the full story about the HOAX expedition for Noah's Ark HEREGoogle bomb? Don't mind if I do...Expelled Expelled Expelled Expelled Expelled Expelled Expelled Expelled Expelled E Read more:April
Legion of Geeks discuss God 2008-03-30 06:31:00 Dennis Quaid has joined the cast of LEGION. Tyrese Gibson, Charles S. Dutton, Lucas Black, and Paul Bettany will also star in this tired old storyline where Mankind's only hope rests with a group of strangers who must deliver a baby they realize is Christ in his second coming. This is after God loses faith in humanity, not learning his lesson after drowning everyone in the Noah incident, and then again with Evan Almighty.Demi Moore did this crap... Arnie did this crap... Keanu Reeves... Walken etc. The sometimes self-titled geeky talkbackers at Aintitcool had this to say - (I love religious commentry with pop-cultural referencing):* If God existed, how would an angel and a bunch of humans be any match for him? He's GOD! And, don't you think God be aware that Jesus was coming back, since Go Read more:Legion
, Geeks
, discuss
Tip the pizza guy 2008-04-19 05:45:00 While scraping for money, working all sorts of odd jobs, from boxing up fish to department store Santa, the worst of them all was pizza delivery. I worked for Pizza Hut and, man, did that company suck. I don't know how they get away with paying their drivers so little. At least the drivers were allowed to eat undelivered pizza, but even this was ceased by head management.Anyway, tip the drivers. Give them a tip. If you don't tip pizza delivery drivers, there's a special level of hell in store for you after you die that includes canned meat and post 2003 britney Spears video clips.The following story is from TIP THE PIZZA GUY (check it out - some bloody funny stories) and isn't this one just typical of the 'me me' mindset of big Christian churches:One time I had to deliver to a huge megachu
Touched by an Atheist 2008-04-24 22:46:00 Found at Ex-Christian.net - Not guy bustingly funny, but it's aint-christian humour, which we like at this blog:In this short video, the American sketch comedy television program, MADtv, parodies the American television series, Touched
by and Angel. George Carlin even takes the Pope to heaven. Read more:Atheist
Hannah Montana is doing it for Jesus 2008-04-29 03:50:00 Everything this 15 year old chick does, she does for Jesus
, so says she a couple of months ago. And the "I've just been fucked" look is front page fodder for Vanity Fair? Holy Crap man, my daughter is this age in a couple of years! Of course, she's just a kid with little capacity for thought, and the blame rests in her idiot father who seems interested in selling her out to the white trash celebrity crowd rather than having her give her achey breaky heart to Jesus.I think it's pretty bloody stupid of her and embarrassing to Disney Christians for her to make the following statements and then go topless (implied) for a glossy mag. Do we need more Lohans?"Yes! We love Jesus!" says Cyrus, 15, as she nods her head in agreement. "Happy Easter, by the way. He died for our sins. That's how awesome Read more:Hannah
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10 Best reasons Gay Marriage is wrong: 2008-04-29 08:18:00 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce c Read more:Gay Marriage
Offensive Youtubes - Funny, but not Christian friendly 2008-05-04 23:54:00 I've been cleaning my blog out after noticing how many Youtube links were dead. There were heaps! It's safe to go looking through them now, as I've fixed most of them. It's gonna take a while to get to all of them, and then I'm gonna be stressing out rechecking them again in the future as videos get deleted or moved. It's a tough job, eh? The following clips are funny, but offensive to any of my Christian
friends, so be warned: If anybody else goes trawling through the following categories of videos I've embedded here and find dead links, give me a yell. Youtube (33)Youtube - Animated Anti-Religion (1)Youtube - Bizarre (2)Youtube - Funny
(5)Youtube - Interesting (1)Youtube - Offensive
ly funny (6)Youtube - Very Funny (6)
Links to some very funny Ex-Christian Comic Strips, Parody and Satire 2008-05-04 06:34:00 (Comic
strip & more) Russell's Teapot(Comic strip) After? Conversations with God(comic strip) Atheist Eve(Comic strip) By the Book Comics(Comic strip) Jesus and Mo(Comic Strip) Which Circle?(Comic) Jack T Chick dissections(comics and more) Freethunk thought: Games, pics, vidsCan you find Jesus? (Where's Wally homage)Church of the Flying Spaghetti MonsterChurch sign generatorChurched ad hoc: a divine comedy (photo sets)Comedy JesusCult Construction KitFundingo - Fundy BingoGiant Squid own the earthGod is for suckersGod the comicHow to be a Christian
ApologistInfidel GuyJesus vs. JeezusJesus' found on dog's bottomLark News: Christian NewsLinks to more atheism humourLOL Jesus: Dedicated to damnationLost Laughs - Ancient humourMessed-Up Bible Stories: Adam and EveShip of fools: The magazin Read more:Strips
Everyone loves Iron Man apart from these two Christian idiots 2008-05-07 05:52:00 Obviously, not all Christian
s are dickheads, and I know any reasonable religious person loves a good comic book movie. I've got to wait ages for this to come to my backwater cinema, and I already know too much about it. I'm trying to lower my expectations as much as possible so that it will not fail the hype in its wake.That leads me to reading negative reviews... for fun... check out the following review I found from a Christian movie review site. And if you think that was funny, you should read the reviews on there of Tom Green's 'Freddy Got Fingered'! I couldn't find Debbie Does Dallas anywhere...The 'Idiot Christian' Iron Man
Review:"My husband and I went to see Iron Man. We left after about 15 to 20 minutes into the film after having heard the Lord's name used as a swear word and havi
What Would Jesus Do? (Sexy, funny and offensive - the perfect Youtube) 2008-05-12 07:32:00 Youtube blurb: A music video to watch while you skip church this Sunday. Written and performed by Julie Wittner (co-creator of "2 Hot Girls in the Shower") and Ryan Smith (a staff writer for "Mad TV"), and directed by Kim Evey (creator of "Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show"). This song started out as a live sketch at the ACME Comedy Theatre in L.A. If you like sharp, Daily Show type political sat Read more:Jesus
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