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Extreme deer crossing 2007-08-21 10:47:00 Here a new sport that dardevil deers a doing. Deer Jumps Over BikerPosted TodayA biker survives a close call with a deer outside of Sturgis, South Dakota when the critter jumps plum over his motorcycle.
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Work 2007-08-27 17:25:00 Job Appicaltion(cick to make it bigger)
2007 Teen Choice Awards 2007-08-27 15:24:00 Picture of at the Teen ChoiceAwards
Kelly Clarkson Megan Fox Jessica Alba Hillary Duff Furgie Avril Lavigne
snake bites jimmy kimmel 2007-08-27 14:52:00 I did not see this when it was first relased but just watch Jimmy Kimmel Bitten by SnakePosted May 23, 2006Jimmy Kimmel is bitten by a deadly snake and gets taken to the hospital on live TV!To find out what happend click hereand find the Gray Anatomy show towards the bottom
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Top Wackiest Conspiracy Theories 2007-08-27 12:18:00 I am a conspiracy Nut. I think there is something going that People are not talking about (gov't) So here is the top ten theories.Click here to read them
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connie has talent 2007-08-27 11:16:00 glumbert.com - Connie's Got Talent
Miss Carolina 2007-08-27 11:00:00 glumbert.com - Miss Teen South Carolina
answers a question
Funny Aussie Commerical 2007-08-27 10:50:00 First let me explain Nandos is a restaurant. And that's all the explanation needed
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Jennifer Aniston Surf lessons 2007-08-27 10:32:00 Jennifer Aniston was caught taking surfing lesson in very small bikini. She is show her skill on a board as well as her ASSets
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talk of the town 2007-08-27 10:13:00 I missed talk of the town yesterday so here it is
It not the size but how much it cost!!! 2007-08-27 10:05:00 An auction house tried to sell this ancient walrus penis bone. The price they wanted was 16,000 us. Dollar but only got 8,000. The buyer was not other then Ripley’s Believe or Not. They plan to display it all round the country.
Alien Vs. Predator 2 Requiem 2007-08-25 16:44:00 It was going to happen no matter what you say. Two Horror Giants are going to fight again. I would put money on the Alien
s to win this round because if you were one of the three people who saw the last movie you would know that Predator
won. In the third movie they can go to a rubber match and sell more tickets. Then when the winner can that on other horror up comers like Micheal Myres (halloween) or Freddy or Jason.
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Lazy 2007-08-24 17:26:00 I am all about being lazy but this lady takes the cake. If she owns a Segway then she could hire a nanny. but it seems like it would be more work to do this method
The Zune Phone 2007-08-24 11:04:00 Microsoft will not be beat by Apple's i-Phone. Just release a video for the up coming Zune
Phone
Weekend 2007-08-24 10:41:00 Well the weekend is here and it going to be sunny weekend. I just got invited on my friend's boat. I always have a blast on the lake. The only time I did not enjoy my self was a few times ago. Here is me on that bad boat trip. Look at the picture and you will understandSad to say this is reason I get invited all the time on my friend's boat. I think my friend is hope lighting will struck twice and if not at least they have the picture to prove i had a bad time. I am still picking bits of my suit out of my crackThat time really sucked. I did not have a change of clothes and when we got back to land I had buy myself a new suit.
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Sign of bad job 2007-08-24 10:35:00 It is friday And i don't feel like working so here are stuff about work( that should count as work rigth?)If you are on the job market you should make sure you can find a job you want. Here are some sign that these job will be a nightmareCompetitive salary: We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.Join our fast-paced company: We have no time to train you.Casual work atmosphere: We don't pay you enough to expect that you'll dress nicely.Must be deadline oriented: You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.Must be flexible: On many occasions, you'll be asked to bend over and grab your ankles.Some overtime required: Some time each night and some time each weekend.Duties will vary: Anyone in the office can boss you around.Must have an eye for detail: We have no quality control.Career-minded: Female employees must be childless (and remain that way).Apply in person: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.No phone calls pleas
Thing you can do to in a meeting 2007-08-24 10:21:00 Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.During a meeting
, each time the boss makes an important point, (or at least one he/she seems to consider important), make a little noise like you are building up to an orgasm.Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the 'real' reason this meeting has been called.Give a broad wink to someone else at the table. In time, wink at everyone. Sometimes shake your head just a little, as if to indicate that the speaker is slightly crazy and everybody knows it.Arrange to have a poorly-dressed young woman with an infant quietly enter the meeting, stare directly at the (male) speaker for a while, burst into tears, then leave the room.Bring a small mountain of computer printouts to the meeting. If possible, include some old-fashioned fanfold paper for dramatic effect. Every time the speaker makes a point, pretend to check it in one of the printouts. Pretend to find substantiating evidence Read more:Thing
Hayden Panettiere in FHM Mag 2007-08-24 10:16:00 Hayden just turn 18 some last week I think and now she is everywhere. Not only only hit TV show(heros) but on every printed magazine and ad. Here she is in the FHM Mag. Here she is in here Got Milk ad
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Strange Job Interview Behaviour 2007-08-24 10:15:00 Most managers and supervisors (and HR people) have had experiences interviewing candidates for job openings. I'm sure each of you has, at one time or another, been baffled by interviewee behaviour, but we're betting you haven't faced some of the behaviours that we list below. Certainly head-scratchers, and amusing (at least to read about). Strange
but true.Based on a survey published via the Internet, here are some of the odd things reported by HR professionals.1. "... said he was so well-qualified that if he didn't get the job, it would prove that the company's management was incompetent."2. "... stretched out on the floor to fill out the job application."3. "... brought her large dog to the interview."4. "... chewed bubble gum and constantly blew bubbles."5. "Candidate kept giggling through serious interview."6. "She wore a Walkman and said she could listen to me and the music at the same time."7. "Balding candidate abruptly excused himself. Returned to office a few minutes late Read more:Behaviour
18 Signs You're Flat Broke 2007-08-24 09:03:00 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.4. You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.5. Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.6. Your rob Peter... and then rob Paul.7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.9. You give blood everyday... just for the orange juice.10. McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.11. At communion you go back for seconds.12. You wash your toilet paper.13. You have to save up to be poor.14. You're in college.15. On thanksgiving your dad would bring home a picture of a thanksgiving meal.16. You owe yourself money.17. You are sterilizing your urine for reconsumption.18. Your imaginary friend has more money th
Office Promo 2007-08-30 11:06:00 I am a big the office fan and can not wait for it start up again this Sept 27. But for now I will have make due with office promos like this one
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Disappionted 2007-08-30 10:52:00 A man sits in a bar, reading a newspaper. Suddenly he is tapped on his shoulder by another man: "Excuse me sir, but do you know Mrs. Appleblossom?"The man folds up his newspaper, coughs slightly and replies: "just a moment sir", after which he takes out a little black notebook. "A, A, A... [finding the name in the book] yes, actually I do know Mrs. Appleblossom.".He puts the notebook back into his inside pocket picks up the newspaper and continues reading. The other man taps his shoulder again: "Excuse me sir, but have you been to bed with Mrs. Appleblossom?"The first gent puts the newspaper down again, finds his notebook and checks: "B, B, B... ahh, yes, I have been to bed with Mrs. Appleblossom"He starts putting the notebook away when he once again is tapped on the shoulder: "Excuse me sir, but I am Mr. Appleblossom, and I am very disappointed""D, D, D... ahh... yes sir, so was I!"
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