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Dancing Robot 2007-08-17 17:45:00 I just go this sent to me it is a small robot dancing to Spoon. Keepon. Watch and seeit is so funny for reason I don't know why.....Maybe going crazy(again)
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Good Tee Time 2007-08-23 17:52:00 This picture explains why we good great Tee Times at the local Course. Of course if you lose a player your have to take a penalty.
Biker slower 2007-08-23 17:39:00 Here I am no my new bike, I thought It would be faster to get around but it is not. The bikes say it can go up to 150mph but I can only get to 45mph and I don't understand where all the sparks are coming from. I have already bumped in to 75 car trying to get round them.
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Alcohol Warning Labels 2007-08-23 16:43:00 1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.3. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.4. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to strangle you.5. Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.6. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that your ex is really dying for you to call them at 4:00 in the morning.7. Consumption of alcohol may cause serious rug burns on the forehead and chin area.8. Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really big guy named Bubba.9. Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.10. Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to disappear.11. Consumption of alcohol may result in pregnancy.12. Read more:Alcohol
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Bearforce 1 2007-08-23 11:06:00 You got love the Internet especailly when you stumble on something like this. Bearforce 1 is a european gay band and just watch and get ready for all the laughing. I don't know anything about them but I am too scaried to find out more.It is like the Village People when they are old.This is part of the song that I had wipe the tears from my eyes."Give a bit of uff to me and I will give a bit of uff to you "(ENJOY)
Having a bad day 2007-08-23 10:57:00 So you thing you are having a bad day well just be thankful you are one of these guy. They are have a really bad day.I double dog dare you!!!!
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24 get new star 2007-08-23 10:54:00 Is 24 is going to become a comedy. Janeane Garofalo is joining the cast of 24 for the Seventh Season. She will be playing an FBI Systems analyst. I don’t know what that means. But my guess 24 is the producers want new blood and maybe a new direction. While Kiefer Sutherland is running round saving the world Janeane Garofalo can keep thing light. And the next time Kiefer Sutherland has a terrorist to interrogate Janeane Garofalo can tick the information out of him and if that does work then Kiefer can always beat the information out of the terrorist.Click here to read the whole story
Colombian Actress Relax without an cloths 2007-08-23 10:41:00 Catalina Sandino Moreno is a Colombian actress from Marie Full of Grace. The movie is about a drug mule. I have never seen it but it did earn her an Oscar nomination in 2005. She is done with that serious role and wants to relax and how does is relax well by taking off her cloths.She is due to star in “The Hottest State” Where Catalina Sandino Moreno will do her first nude and sex scenes. Click here to read the whole story.That was an ok story but what really got me was title Reuter used.Colombian actress Moreno swaps heroin for nudityBoy does that sound so juice gossip. I pictured in my little brain cell that this was for real. Maybe some Actress chose to get naked in exchange for Heroin charge to be dropped. I thought is this how that young actress dodges the drug charge yesterday? But no I was wrong. But I still think my version is better. But you got to hand to Reuters for giving a blockbuster headline
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Lesson From Noah 2007-08-23 09:30:00 Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done.Build on high ground.For safety's sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.If you can't fight or flee -- float!Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.Don't miss the boat.No matter how bleak it looks, if God is with you, there's always a rainbow on the other side.Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Dickerson 2007-08-22 17:11:00 Here sign is more of a threat then to get attention. I would pay money for her to keep her cloths on.
LIndsay Lohan all better 2007-08-22 16:12:00 Lindsay Lohan
is all better
now. She so better that she invited OK mag for a photo shoot at the Utah rehab center. The issue will hit stand today. I am so glad I was afraid this would be a problemClick here to read the whole article Here she tring to Focus on the words
Bill Murray drunk on course 2007-08-22 15:34:00 Bill Murray
(Stripes, Caddyshack, and Lost in Translation) was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in a golf cart. No body should drive drunk
but any time on any golf course
90% of people driving the cart are going to be drunk. Golf and Drinking is what the whole sport is based on. Do you think Bill Murray
will have to Golf Cart Traffic School. Bill should have kept his out for all the cops on the Freaking Golf Course.It seems like they are out to get him. Click here to read the whole artical
Trans"&*&^$%#ing"Formers 2007-08-22 14:36:00 The Cast of the Transformer Uncensored and answering all the tough questions....Like how was the robot golden shower
Beyonce Flash crowd(oops) 2007-08-22 11:33:00 Beyonce got way too excite that in the middle of her dance she lose her top and flash crowd
. She just makes a good comeback and does not show much boobs
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Drank too much 2007-08-22 10:58:00 15 Signs You Drank Too Much 15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile. 14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles. 13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday. 12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli. 11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal. 10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes. 9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the automobile. 8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam. 7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer. 6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle. 5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!" 4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you t
Who's the Boss 2007-08-22 10:56:00 Who's the Boss? A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. He said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your trousers." she said. "That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in this family." With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. "Hell," he said. ''I can't get into your panties!" She replied, "That's right...and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes."
Jessica Beil 2007-08-22 10:48:00 Jessica Biel on the set of (I don't what movie") and not wearing too much else. she looks good with short hair and a long shirt.
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Mimi need clothes 2007-08-22 10:38:00 I forget is Mariah Carey the Singer or the pornstar? I know she got made a the porn star that has a smiler name as her. My Guess is she is mad because she want to be known a the nude Carey
Swim in Japan 2007-08-21 10:53:00 Have you see this video. It is of a wave pool in Japan
and it so over crowed. It looks like a Disaster read to happen.
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