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    Owner: Apache
    URL: http://oapache.blogspot.com
    Join Date: Sun, 01 Oct 2006 15:03:39 -0500
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    (Bilingual) Indescribable! A unique approach on some serious and non-serious matters. Some nice pictures and, now and then, some good photos with my personal touch. Don't expect too much from this blog, but give it a chance and you'll probably… like
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The True Americans
2006-12-07 00:50:00
Rewriting HistoryIn 1492, Native Americans discovered Christopher Columbus, the first illegal immigrant, lost at sea. No passport, no green card, no visa ... You know the rest! Os verdadeiros Americanos - Reescrevendo a HistóriaEm 1492, os índios americanos descobriram Cristóvão Colombo, o primeiro imigrante ilegal, perdido no mar. Nem tinha passaporte, nem carta verde, nem visto... O resto já vocês sabem!


The right to reply
2006-12-04 17:00:00
About this comment To Brad Dear co-blogger, First of all, this blog is mine, so I do as I please.Second, "fuckhead"- the derogatory remark you used to qualify me in your comment- was a little inconvenient, to say the least. Around here, you don't have to curse to be heard. I should get a restraining order against you, for verbal assault.Have you ever heard of a button called "volume"? Do the words "on" and "off" ring you a bell? If not, I advise you to buy some earplugs.I'm not a vindictive guy by nature, so I forgive you, in spite of the unfriendly language you used! It's always great to have some feedback from my visitors, regardless of what they may think or write. This blog of mine is a true democracy, as you can see.Anyhow, if you have a specific musical preference, just let me know, I will be delighted to put on your favourite song. No hard feelings ! Greetings from Cochise, a Citizen of the World, somewhere in Portugal!.
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Era uma vez…
2006-12-02 23:55:00
A Branca de Neve, a Bruxa Má e o Pinóquio encontram-se na floresta. Sou a mais linda do mundo!- diz a Branca de Neve.Sou a mais malvada do mundo!- diz a Bruxa Má.Sou o mais mentiroso do mundo!- diz o Pinóquio. Para comprovar as afirmações, decidem visitar o Grande Sábio da Floresta, o possuidor do Espelho Mágico da Verdade. Entram na sua caverna, um de cada vez. A Branca de Neve é a primeira a entrar e sai felicíssima:- SOU MESMO A MAIS LINDA DO MUNDO! A Bruxa Má entra logo a seguir e sai toda sorridente:- SOU MESMO A MAIS MALVADA DO MUNDO! O Pinóquio entra por último, mas sai logo de seguida, furioso e aos berros:- F...-SE! ALGUÉM ME SABE DIZER QUEM É O SÓCRATES????


Gato por… leão!
2006-12-02 01:54:00
Sporting 0 - Benfica 2 Neste jogo, cumpriu-se a tradição: ganhou a pior das duas equipas. Confesso que fiquei desapontado com o meu Sporting, pois, perante a desvantagem, quando foi preciso aparecer o leão, só vi... um gatinho. Parabéns aos meus amigos(e só a esses!)benfiquistas.


Sporting - Benfica
2006-12-01 18:20:00
Hoje vai haver derby e o meu coração está dividido: metade é verde e a outra metade é... branca!
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Para uma amiga muito especial
2006-11-30 15:03:00
Já temos muitas saudades tuas! To a dearest friend We miss you so much already!
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Don't ask me why
2006-11-30 01:32:00
I don't feel like posting, today!


Meet my squaw
2006-11-29 00:03:00
She's gorgeous, isn't she? A little on the rebellious side, but no one is perfect!


Wonderundies - Size does count!
2006-11-27 15:01:00
Size really does count , just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.Since the launch, seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of "Wonderjock," mostly on its Web site and a handful of stores around the world."The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down toward the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby."There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.Great! First they did it to the "melons", by creating the Wonderbra, now someone has decided to hiperbolize… the "bananas"! O tamanho importa mesmo, se não, perguntem ao fabricante de cuecas AussieBum , que lançou um produto chamado "Wonderjock", para homens que - dizem eles - querem parecer maiores.Desde o seu lançamento, há sete dias, a AussieBum já vendeu 50 mil pares, grande parte através do seu


To all my visitors
2006-12-09 01:02:00
Have a great weekend! Um fim-de-semana em cheio para todos os que me visitam!


Laugh to dead!
2006-12-11 23:03:00
YOU GO LOOK MY MOVIEFILM - IF IT NOT SUCCESS I BE EXECUTE!!! My name is Borat Sagdiyev, I son of Azambala Sagdiyev and Bogtok the Rapist. I am former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, who was daughter of Marianne Tuliakbi and Bogtok the Raptist. My hobbies is disco dance, table tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet without their knowledge. Why not? They don't know. ... I have three childrens: Bilak, Biram and Hooeylewis, who is 12 years old; he has two childrens. Bilak, who is 13, have American pen friend called Mr. Foley; he says all the time, "Come, come visit me, I come visit you, arrange, we pay, we meet in hotel room. Why not? It's very nice!" My sister make my family very proud by being the number-four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan, and she recently receive award from Kazakh minister of industry for Best Sex in Mouth… Click here to watch the trailer BORAT - O FILME VÃO VER MEU FILME - SE NÃO SUCESSO, EU SER EXECUTADO! O meu nome é Borat Sagdi


Laugh to death!
2006-12-11 23:03:00
YOU GO LOOK MY MOVIEFILM - IF IT NOT SUCCESS I BE EXECUTE!!! My name is Borat Sagdiyev, I son of Azambala Sagdiyev and Bogtok the Rapist. I am former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, who was daughter of Marianne Tuliakbi and Bogtok the Raptist. My hobbies is disco dance, table tennis and also taking photographs of ladies doing toilet without their knowledge. Why not? They don't know. ... I have three
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Dear God (2)
2006-12-14 00:42:00
A nun asked her Sunday School junior class to write notes to God. One of the kids wrote: Dear God ,Today, we learned in school that Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School they said You did it.So, I bet he stole Your idea! Uma freira pediu aos mais pequeninos da catequese que escrevessem bilhetes a Deus. Eis o que um deles escreveu: Querido Deus,Hoje ensinaram-nos na escola que foi o Thomas Edison que inventou a luz. Porém, na catequese, já me tinham dito que foste Tu. Aposto que o gajo Te roubou a ideia!


Gone with the Wind
2006-12-16 00:50:00
"Gone with the Wind", a film by David Selznick, adapted from Margaret Mitchell's 1936 novel of the same name, probably the most popular film of all time and the most enduring symbol of the golden age of Hollywood, went on to win ten Academy Awards, and has been dubbed by the American Film Institute as fourth in the top 100 American films of the 20th Century. As of 2006, Gone with the Wind is the highest grossing film in box-office history, adjusted for inflation.The two lead stars, Vivien Leigh (as Scarlett O'Hara) and Clark Gable (as Rhett Butler), both received nominations for their performances. But while Leigh took home the Best Actress statuette, Gable lost to Robert Donat's performance in "GOODBYE, MR. CHIPS", at the 1939 Academy Awards.The film premiered in Atlanta, Georgia, on December 15, 1939, 67 years ago, today. No dia 15 de Dezembro de 1939, faz hoje precisamente 67 anos, estreava em Atlanta, Georgia, nos Estados Unidos, o filme "E Tudo o Vento L


Apache humor
2006-12-18 23:08:00
OK, if you insist!
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SMILE!
2006-12-21 00:56:00
YOU'RE BEING WATCHED!!!


Merry Christmas to all!
2006-12-22 00:51:00
Christmas is supposed to be a time of peace, love, hope and goodwill to all. But I know, everybody knows, things aren't just like that. What a difference it would make if we were willing to have less, so that others could have enough! And it costs so little to help so much.God bless you all and, please, listen to you heart and be kind and generous these holidays!
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INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
2008-03-07 18:11:00
I dedicate this post to all the women on the planet, especially to those who keep honoring me with their visits to this humble blog I own. May your days be filled with love, contentment, peace, serenity, joy and happiness.


Ladies, a little provocation
2008-03-03 17:40:00
1. Marriage changes passion: suddenly you're in bed with a relative.2. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.3. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.4. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women, somehow, seem to deteriorate during the night.OK, I know I’m a dead indian, but I was curious to know what you think about these… points of view.
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Universal Language
2008-02-29 18:36:00
There are hundreds of languages in the world, but a smile speaks them all. Just put your best smile on, will you?Ok, I know it's been a while, but it’s been a busy crazy week!Have the weekend of your lives and may Manitou bless you all!
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Sense and sensibility, I guess...
2008-02-25 16:59:00
I was about to make a joke about the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman, using the picture above, but I gave up pretty fast. Why? I don’t really know why. But the fact that more than 70% of my visitors are women… may explain a lot.Well, you know, I may be a savage, but I’m not stupid!
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How shiny are you today?
2008-02-21 17:18:00
There are two kinds of light: the glow that illuminates and the glare that obscures. On the other hand, in the right light, at the right time, everything (and everyone) looks extraordinary.Have a great weekend and may the light of the Great Spirit shine upon you all!


Don't ask me why
2008-02-20 12:38:00
I don't feel like posting today!


Fidel Castro quits, after almost 50 years
2008-02-19 17:51:00
Adios, Fidel! Ola, democracia? No lo creo!!!
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Apache Dark Humor
2008-02-18 17:39:00

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Sweet little lies
2008-02-15 17:58:00
THE 5 TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK - AND THEIR ANSWERS1- "What are you thinking?"2- "Do you love me?"3- "Do I look fat?"4- "Do you think she is prettier than me?"5- "What would you do if I died?"What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed toexplode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly.For example:1- "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you." Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things
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Happy Valentine's Day!
2008-02-13 18:15:00
HEY, GUYS, MAKE LOVE, NOT... BLOGS!
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Here is the proof that…
2008-02-11 09:39:00
… a good terrorist is a dead terrorist!(Go get some painkillers, because you‘re going to laugh till... it hurts!)


This blog has been hijacked!
2008-02-08 14:28:00
Have an awesome weekend or the indian dies!


Apache humor
2008-02-07 17:30:00
Relax, lady!!! Our clients can be assured of total discretion and confidentiality. It's delivered in a plain brown wrapper, see!?!
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