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A rough season comes to an end 2006-12-06 00:32:00 Last night marked the end of my brutal fantasy season in our Braves Journal League. I missed the play-offs by 2 games and instead of taking responsibility for my horrible management, I'm basically blaming everything on Peter King. Why do ask?
Well, let's take a look back at how all of this came to stand.
Phase 1 : The Horrible Fantasy Draft
Things started off very bad that faithful August night. I had no plan, no draft rankings, no idea of what I was going to do and the result was an anal fleecing. In a deep league where you need to get the best value for your picks, I ended up with 2 kickers along with Bubba Franks, Mike Anderson and Travis Taylor. Even Matt Millen saw how messed up that was.
Matt Millen : "Shit son, that draft was messed up"
Davey : "Sigh..."
Phase 2 : Denial
This is where I started to reason positively about my picks. I sat for hours and hours trying to look at the bright side and convincing myself that I actually did a good job.
"Well, Edgerrin James is g Read more:comes
If Reggie McNeal finds out he's wrong he'll punch you in the chest... 2006-12-05 21:15:00
What's it been, like a month, a month and a half since a Bengal was arrested? Well what's a winning streak without a felony, that's what I always say. I'm sure Reggie
was just doing his part to ensure that we keep this streak going.
Reggie McNeal is a rookie wide receiver out of Texas A&M. Early Sunday morning he was arrested outside of Houston night club, The Red Door, after he was refused entrance into the club.....because it was closed. Well apparently Reggie felt that the club should still be open and the two police officers that denied his entrance were in the wrong. So instead of walking away he decided that the best thing to do would go up to the officers and punch one of them in the chest. So not only are you a back up at a position that you don't even play, now you are going to get charged with resisting arrest in a city that you probably should'nt be in....ok, just making sure I have everything in order.
So, just for shits and giggles(still no idea where I hear
Updated Heisman Picture 2006-12-05 21:14:00
1. Troy Smith QB(OSU) IDLE
Troy Smith is going to win the Heisman
, I don't think that their is any doubt about that. Throughout the whole season he has been very consistant through the air and the ground. He has transformed himself into a pure passer that has the ability to escape. Last year he had 16 passing touchdowns, this year, he has tossed 30. Passing yards, he's only up around 300, but he has really proven that he can stand in the pocket and let plays develop, if you don't believe me then look at his rushing yards. Last year he had 136 carries for 611 yards and 11 TDs, this year, he only has taken off 62 times for 233 yards and 1 touchdown. 2006 Heisman winner= Troy Smith.
2. Darren McFadden RB(ARK) 21 car 73 yds, 2 rec 27 yds, 1-3 2 yds 1 TD, 1 INT
To be completely honest with all of you, it took me quite a few games to see the light. Well, I have seen the light, and it can do it all. Run, pass and catch, the next LT. McFadden is only a sophomore, so he has at least Read more:Picture
Mario who??? 2006-12-05 21:14:00
Last April when the Houston Texans had the number draft pick, everyone thought they would take Reggie Bush. Well everyone but the Houston Texans. When it came time for them to make their pick they chose Mario
Williams, defensive end out of North Carolina State University. WHAT??? You pass up the Heisman trophy winner and future great, Reggie Bush for a good lineman?
So far this season Reggie Bush hasn't been, as a whole, great. But he has been very good returning kicks and slowly but surely inching closer to that receptions for a rookie record. But he hasn't really shown what we all thought we would. The multiple touchdowns, the ankle breaking moves, the type of runs that make you say "wow". Well....he's back.
Entering Sundays game vs. San Francisco, Reggie Bush's numbers have been good, not great but good. But he blew up that stat books with his crazy game against the niners. 10 carries 37 yards 3 TDs , 9 receptions 131 yards and 1 TD and 4 return yards. 142 total yards, 4
Come on, let's say it together " Playoff"!!! 2006-12-05 21:14:00 Real quick here is the list of all of the Bowl games and I guess i'll go ahead and make my picks...San Diego County Credit Union PoinsettiaTCU vs. Northern IllinoisMy pick: TCUPioneer Pure Vision Las VegasBYU vs. OregonMy pick: BYUR&L Carriers New Orleans BowlRice vs. TroyMy pick: RicePapajohns.com BowlSouth Florida vs. East CarolinaMy pick: South FloridaNew MexicoNew Mexico vs. San Jose StateMy Pick: San Jose StateBell Helicopter Armed ForcesTulsa vs. UtahMy pick: TulsaSheraton HawaiiArizona State vs. HawaiiMy pick: HawaiiMotor City Middle Tennessee State vs. Central MichiganMy pick: Central MichiganEmerald Florida State vs. UCLAMy pick: UCLAPetroSun Independence Oklahoma State vs. AlabamaMy pick: AlabamaPacific Life Holiday California vs. Texas A&MMy pick: Texas A&MTexasRutgers vs. Kansas StateMy pick: RutgersGaylord Hotels Music City Clemson vs. KentuckyMy pick: ClemsonBrut SunOregon State vs. MissouriMy pick: MissouriAutoZone LibertyHouston vs. South CarolinaMy pick: South Car Read more:together
Top 25 (Week 14) 2006-12-05 21:13:00
1. Ohio State 12-0 (Big 10 Champs)
2. Florida 12-1 (SEC Champs)
3. Michigan 11-1
4. LSU 10-1
5. Louisville 11-1 (Big East Champs)
6. Wisconsin 11-1
7. Boise State 12-0 (WAC Champs)
8. Oklahoma 11-2 (Big 12 Champs)
9. USC 10-2 (PAC 10 Champs)
10. Auburn 10-2
11. West Virginia 10-2
12. Arkansas 10-3
13. Virginia Tech 10-2
14. Notre Dame 10-2
15. Wake Forest 10-3 (ACC Champs)
16. Texas 9-3
17. Rutgers 10-2
18. Tennessee 9-3
19. BYU 10-2 (MWC Champs)
20. California 9-3
21. Texas A&M 9-3
22. TCU 9-2
23. Nebraska 9-4
24. Boston College 9-3
25. Houston 10-3 (C-USA Champs)
Other Conference Champs:
MAC- Central Michigan 9-4
Sun Belt- Troy 7-5
It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... the Virginia Tech defense? 2006-12-05 21:12:00 Damn skippy! I have a new title for the awesome Virginia
Tech Hokie defense, The Fantasic Three( I could only afford three jumpsuits...).
1. Xavier Adibi = Superman
Xavier Adibi makes Superman look like Adam Morrison after that loss to UCLA last year. Not many people know this, but Adibi is Superman's love child, Adibi was conceived after a late Duran Duran show in Topeka, Kansas.(That's how he rollzz)I'm super duper serial!!! Go ahead, take a close look, you'll see the resemblence. "X" can do it all, when he's not forcing opponets to contemplate retirement he flies(did I mention that he can fly? Hmm, probably should mentioned that, oh well) over to differant countries just to have sex with only the most gorgeous women and pillage those countries and take their gold and shit (and that hasn't happened since like 1850, so you know they were like " what the does pillage mean? I think it's a type of biscuit, then why is he taking your watch?...but you know, in differant accent
Time to remind you how kick-ass that Dolphins defense is 2006-12-01 23:08:00
In my last post I casually mentioned how the Orlando Magic will stomp on your groin and steal your lunch money because they're awesome and no one can stop them. Well, now it's time for me to tell you a little bit about the titanium bending, atom splitting machine of destruction known as the Miami Dolphins
defense.
You want to know how brutal Miami's defense is?Miami's defense is so brutal that it makes Chinese kids get seizures. Ru Paul was a man before he saw Miami's defense. As was Marylin Manson. But look at them now. They can't handle all the manly testosterone that flows from this defense.
Miami's defense also hits very hard. Channing Crowder hit Larry Johnson so hard a few weeks ago that Priest Holmes re-injured himself while watching the game on tv. That's how hard this defense hits. They will hit you and they will then hit your mother and father for conceiving you.
You want to know what Jason Taylor is doing right now? He just sacked Superman. Before that he tackled t
Just one of those days at the office... 2006-11-30 23:55:00
Have you ever been searching on-line and you stubble across a story that just grabs your attention? Well that happened to me with this one.
The story is basically just talking about how Rex Grossman was talking shit to Darren Sharper and Dwight Smith after a game winning touchdown that Grossman threw wehn he wasn't breaking a fibula.
I don't know exactly what Rex could've said that would get to Sharper and Smith, I mean look at them. Sharper is a three-time Pro Bowl safety, Smith is...well he's an ok guy.(never met him, but what the hell). Rex is a good quarterback when he's not in rehab(not for drugs, but for injuries...but then again, i'm sure he took pain killers, and those are sorta like drugs, I know they are drugs, but they're not drug drugs. Does that make any sense? Probably not, but whatever, bare with me. Anyways, back to the post....I know, I know.) But seriously, Rex must of said something that irked Sharper(probably a yo momma joke)if he's going to the media Read more:office
The Magic will stomp on your groin 2006-11-29 03:49:00
Take a guess at who has the best record in the Eastern Conference right now. Yes, my Orlando Magic
son. Even though this has been probably my worst sports year ever, the Magic are busy putting a smile on my stupid face.
Orlando beat the the Utah Jazz, the top team in the West last night, and are now 11-4 to start the season. Yes, not even Carlos Boozer and his bionic chest hair could stop the mighty machine that is known as Orlando Magic basketball.
Dwight Howard scores and rebounds while he sleeps, and when he's not doing that, he's helping old lady's cross the street and solving murders. Look at him in that picture. He's bored right there. The game of basketball has become too easy for him. He's just completing a Sudoku puzzle in his mind, just to entertain himself.
The Magic will run up and down and score on you at will. Jameer Nelson runs so hard that he makes Ben Wallace take of his headband. And don't forget about Grant Hill. Yes, Grant Hill is back and he's going to ki Read more:groin
More bad news for Miami Athletics. 2006-11-29 03:33:00
Nothing else could to Miami
, right?
From Si.com:
CORAL GABLES, Fla. (AP) -- The unarmed man shot to death by New York policehours before his wedding was the nephew of Miami basketball coach Frank Haith.
Haith called the death of 23-year-old Sean Bell a "tremendous shock to me andmy family."
"Sean was a good kid who was looking forward to getting married and beginninga new chapter in his life," Haith said in a statement. "Our family isdevastated, but I would prefer to wait until all the facts are known beforecommenting further."
Bell was killed and two of his friends were wounded Saturday after hisbachelor party at a strip club in Queens. Suspecting one of the men had a gun,police fired 50 shots at the group's vehicle. The men were unarmed.
Haith will attend Bell's funeral Friday, the school told The Miami Herald onMonday night. Haith was expected to coach the team when it played atNorthwestern on Tuesday. He is scheduled to return to the team for its AtlanticCoast Conference ope Read more:Athletics
10 ways to ruin your Fantasy Football team. 2006-11-29 03:33:00 10. Crack is a hell of a drug!
9. Never, under any circumstances, take my advice. Davey can verify that for you. He asked me if he should take Lee Evans, I said no, because he has J.P. Losman throwing to him. And he promptly goes for 265 yards and 2 TDs.
8. Never decline a trade with an insucure league manager. Ever since I declined his trade, I have been on a 5 game losing streak...coincidence...I think not.
7. Pre-Draft rankings/gameplans before you draft are stupid. If you are anything like me(if you are, i'm sorry.) I spent along time ranking my players, trying to get last second inside information...as soon as the draft started...I started sweating, stuttering and much like my performances in the bedroom, it just ended with crying, appolgizing and criticism about my decision making.(Sorry Amber, I thought you said you were into trying differant things)
6. When you are selecting a league to join, I would suggest joining a league that you know absolutely no one....it hurts less whe Read more:Football
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Updated Heisman Picture 2006-11-29 03:32:00
1. Troy Smith QB(OSU) Look, I have had him #1 the whole season, he's going to win.
2. Darren McFadden RB(ARK) 21 car 182 yds 2 TDs,2-2 33 yds,1 rec 7 yds
3. Brady Quinn QB(ND) 22-45 274 3 TDs , 11 car 74 yds
4. Ian Johnson RB(BOISE) 31 car 147 yds 3 TDs
5. Ray Rice RB(RUTG) 23 car 107 1 TD Read more:Heisman
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Top 25 (Week 13) 2006-11-29 03:32:00
1. Ohio State 12-0
2. USC 10-1
3. Florida 11-1
4. Michigan 11-1
5. LSU 10-2
6. Louisville 10-1
7. Wisconsin 11-1
8. Boise State 12-0
9. Arkansas 10-2
10. Oklahoma 10-2
11. Aurburn 10-2
12. Rutgers 10-1
13. Norte Dame 10-2
14. Virginia Tech 10-2
15. West Virginia 9-2
16. Wake Forest 10-2
17. Texas 9-3
18. Nebraska 9-3
19. Tennessee 9-3
20. BYU 10-2
21. Hawaii 10-2
22. California 8-3
23. Georgia Tech 9-3
24. Texas A&M 9-3
25. TCU 9-2
Fighting Gobblers-17 Hoo's-0 2006-11-29 03:32:00 I had a great post written but my computer froze up before I got to save it, so now you have to deal with this....
Another dominating game for the Hokie defense. We held UVA to 112 total yards, allowed only 5 first downs and forced 2 turnovers. I said earlier that I expected Branden Ore to play and of course he didn't. But that's ok, I want him to have all the time that he possibly can for our Chick-Fil-A bowl game. In his absence was freshman runningback, Kenny Lewis. Lewis was very good today, going for 19 carries for 79 yards. George Bell also got playing time and played very well, he racked up 41 yards on 14 carries and got the only rushing touchdown of the day. Sean Glennon made 1 mistake today, an interception early in the first quarter that resulted for nothing for the Cavs. Other than that one bad throw, he was very accurate and went 12-18 for 148 yds and 1 TD, he also chipped in with 31 yards on the ground.
Brandon Pace added to his Virginia Tech record with his 22nd str Read more:Fighting
Chick-Fil-A or bust... 2006-11-29 03:31:00 Well when I was browsing around ESPN this evening, I stubbled upon this. It's a list of all the bowls this year and the projected teams that will play in them. Some I agree with, some I disagree with. And by disagree I mean, I hope it doesn't happen. Here's a small list of thoughts on this, enjoy.
1. The FedEx Orange Bowl
The projected matchup is Georgia Tech vs. Louisville. First of all that would mean GT would win the ACC, which I would rather not happen(some of you may remember, I had a couple of choice words about GT's effort against my Hokies). Although I am positive Louisville would come out victorious, I would prefer nothing good happen to GT(such as a BCS bid).
2. Chick-fil-A Bowl
Ok, this is apparently our bowl. Both Ivan Maisel and Mark Schlabach have predicted My Hokies to play in this bowl, but there is a dispute on who we will play. Maisel says Tennessee and Schalabach says Georgia. Honestly I don't care who we play, I feel our defensive and our speacial teams
Random Observations, week 12 edition 2006-11-27 18:27:00 I was too busy destroying my future yesterday to do my "Random
Observations" during the games, but I guess I can do them now.
Eric Mangini has bigger boobs than most of the women that I know. Really, that's just not a very good look.
That was a crazy hit that Bart Scott put on Big Benjamin. That's the kind of hit that would make me say "Fuck this" and just quit playing football all together. Maybe next season someone on the Steelers offensive line could actually try to block or something. I dunno, just a suggestion...
I don't think that anyone wants to play the Baltimore Ravens right now. They're defense is brutal, the offense is running the ball again and Steve McNair is making good decisions in the passing game.
Tom Brady isn't supposed to be faking out Brian Urlacher like that. Brady has the mobility of my arthritic dog and he put a groin tearing move in the open field on one of the top 3 defensive players in the league. Ulracher didn't get any poo
A day in the life... 2006-11-26 15:02:00 Tomorrow is Sunday and since it's football season, it's basically my favorite day of the week. Now, you might wonder how I spend my Sunday's and if that's the case, there's something very wrong with you. Either way, I'll take the trouble to take you through an average day in my pathetic life.
8:00 am - Abruptly wake up when the sunlight starts pounding me in the face.
8:01 am - Curse at the sun. Contemplate moving to Alaska...or atleast Oregon.
8:03 am - Violently masturbate.
8:39 am - Make way to computer and check fantasy team status. Notice that I crushed Jay again in our fantasy basketball league.
8:40 am - Send Jay profanity laced e-mail where I proclaim my greatness.
9:25 am - Masturbate violently again while taking shower.
9:30 am - Regret second dosage of violent masturbation when the pain starts kicking in.
9:41 am - Get dressed. Look in mirror and realize why I have no friends...
10:47 am - Attempt to make breakfast but fail yet again. Settle for some cookies and
Miami finishes with win, Coker still fired 2006-11-24 20:08:00 The Miami
Hurricanes ended their regular season with a big win over Boston College but it wasn't enough for coach Larry Coker
to keep his job. Coker got fired the day after Miami snapped a four-game losing streak and became bowl-eligibleCoker's firing wasn't surprising but I'm still not sure how to react to it. One the one hand, you felt that a change needed to be made because there was just too much stuff going on. There was the Peach Bowl brawl with LSU, the brawl with FIU, the off-field incidents involving Ryan Moore, Brandon Meariweather and even the unfortunate death of Bryan Pata.But on the other hand, Coker was the guy that came in and won his first 24 games as Miami's coach, led them to a National Championship and should've won a second against Ohio State. Coker seems like a good guy and his players liked him and it was evident that played last night for him.I guess it just comes down to the fact that a 9-3 season is considered a dissapointment in Coral Gables and the p
That's just wrong... 2006-12-08 00:51:00
Most of the people that visit this wasteland come here via some sort of search engine and the wonderful part is that I can see which keywords they typed. Yes, much like unprotected sex with Mike Vick, the internet can be a very dangerous thing...
Now, most of the searches are pretty normal stuff. "Eli Manning can't read", "Stupid Davey blog" or "Eric Mangini bra-size". But every so often you get confronted with very morbid searches that make you lose your appetite and question why you were even born. As was the case last week. Take a look at these gems that were chucked across some search engine and onto my lap.
"Rex Grossman masturbate", "Drew Brees masturbate" and "Peyton Manning pregnant".
Now, I know there are plenty of people out there that are interested in Drew Brees' masturbational habbits but yours truly is not one of them. I want Brees to go out and throw manly touchdown passes so that my fantasy team can give the rectal assault instead of being on the receiving end o
Top 25 (Week 12) 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. Ohio State 12-02. Michigan 11-13. USC 9-14. Florida 10-15. Arkansas 10-16. Notre Dame 10-17. West Virginia 10-18. LSU 9-2 9. Louisville 9-110. Wisconsin 11-111. Boise State 11-012. Texas 9-213. Oklahoma 9-2 14. Aurburn 10-215. Rutgers 9-116. Georgia Tech 9-2 17. Virginia Tech 9-2 18. Boston College 9-219. Tennessee 8-320. BYU 9-221. Wake Forest 9-222. California 8-323. Clemson 8-3 24. Nebraska 8-325. Hawaii 9-2
Updated Heisman Picture 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. Troy Smith QB(OSU) 29-41 316 yds 4 TDs 1 INT, 4 car 12 yds2. Brady Quinn QB(ND) 22-30 218 yds 4 TDs 1 INT, 5 car 32 yds3. Steve Slaton RB(WVU) 23 car 215 yds 2 TDs, 6 rec 130 yds 2 TDs4. Darren McFadden RB(ARK) 26 car 84 yds, 1-1 16 yds 5. Ray Rice RB(RUTG) 18 car 54 yds 1 TD*Ian Johnson RB(Boise) did not play(injured) Read more:Picture
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The Forgotten Game Recap 1970-01-01 00:59:59 I haven't done a Hokie recap in awhile, I don't really know why, I just haven't. But since I can't find anything exciting to write about, what the hell, i'll do one now.#19 Virginia Tech-27#14 Wake Forest- 6Ok, this was another dominating victory for the Fighting Gobblers. We had to do this one with out future Heisman hopeful, Branden Ore though. After having a very impressive 3 straight games with at least 2 touchdowns snapped last week against Kent State, Ore only had 1 carry for 5 yards against Wake Forest. At the end of that carry, Ore's left leg folded awkwardly underneath him as he went down, and he was helped to the sideline where he pounded his fist on a table while being examined by team officials. He stayed on the sidelines on crutches for the rest of the game, but should play in the Hokies final regular season game this Saturday against rival Virginia.Elan Lewis led the way with 74 yards on the ground and even George Bell got playing time.(he quit the team for awhile b Read more:Forgotten
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Big week in Baseball. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Well as you may know, this week was one of the busiest/frustrating times in baseball. The Winter Meetings. It's basically when GMs gather in a hotel and make deals and god only knows what else. I'm not saying that they aren't doing their job, i'm just saying shit can happen when you get a couple of prune daiquiris in ya. This year the meetings were held at Disney Land. That way the GM's could attempt to feel young again by riding roller coasters, stay up past their bed times(8 pm), etc. I'm sure they had the time of their lives in between trades/signings. Those GMs are all old(except for Epstein...he's young so he doesn't count) so I would imagine this was their average days...3:30 AM: Wake up at the crack of too damn early.3:32 AM: Try and find your tentures so you don't scare the little kids.3:45 AM: Get dressed in their finest suits and finest suspenders(John Schuerholz...) and start to walk downstairs to catch breakfast.3:58 AM: Still walking.4:25 AM: Stop for a potty brea
The Final Heisman Update. 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Before we get started, I made a mistake. I said earlier that I had had Troy Smith #1 on my Heisman
list the whole season. Well, I just checked all my Heisman post and was shocked to find out that in Week 4 I had Adrian Peterson ranked #1 and Smith #2. It's not a big deal, if you look at the stats, Peterson deserved it, but I was pretty sure I had Smith #1 the whole time, oh well.At 7:55 PM, one of Troy Smith's biggest dreams came through. He was awarded the 2006 Heisman Memorial Trophy. He deserved it, after the season that he had, it was hard to argue that he shouldn't have received it. But the most important stat that you won't see in the stat books, the one stat that won him the most highley regarded award in all of College Football, was his leadership. When Jim Tressell needed someone to step up, Troy was there, whenever The Ohio State needed a score, Troy was leading them.I have been watching the Heisman presentation for many years now and never have I heard a speach quite lik Read more:Final
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David Pollack has stabilizing halo removed... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Cincinnati Bengals linebacker, DavidPollack
, finally got his stabilizing halo removed
on Thursday. He had been wearing it for the last 3 months, when he broke his neck in week 2 against the Cleveland Browns. It has been very hard the last 3 months for the Pollack family. David hasn't been able to shower, driver, or move from his waist up. David's main goal was to be out of the halo by Christmas so he could turn his head to open presents. When asked how it felt to take a shower for the first time in 11 weeks and 3 days. "I stayed in the shower until I was good and pruned," Pollack said. "I think I washed my hair and body seven times."But getting the halo removed is just the fist step. The Pollack family will still have to wait till Friday to find out if he will have to have spinal fusion surgery. If he has to have the surgery, then his career would be over, if he doesn't then their is still a chance. I hope he doesn't not only because he's one of my favorite players, but I don't
Devin Hester is fast, scary fast 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Last night, as is my custom on Monday's, I sat uncomfortably slouched in my chair and drank some juice straight out of the carton while watching some Monday Night Football. Yes, that should accurately portray my level of "coolness" for you.Either way, Jay and me were discussing Tony Kornheiser's pathetic comb-over, the current state of the economy in Lithuania and the horrible noises being made by Jim Belushi.Jay : "Damn, did you see Kornheiser's comb-over?"Davey : "Yeah. I don't know what's worse. His hair or his commentary..."Jay : "He still gets more poon than you though"Davey : "Martin Grammatica gets more poon than me. That stiff-arm that Steven Jackson just put on Charles Tillman is the most sex I've had in quite some time."Jay : "Why do I even talk to you..."But then DevinHester
decided to take the game over. Hester returned 2 kick-offs for touchdowns on the night as he single handedly saved Rex Grossman's job and secured a first round-bye for the Bears. And yeah, you kn Read more:Devin Hester
Top 25 (NCAAB) 1970-01-01 00:59:59 1. UCLA 8-02. Pittsburgh 10-03. North Carolina 7-14. Ohio State 8-15. Florida 8-26. Duke 9-17. Wisconsin 9-18. Connecticut 8-09. Alabama 8-110. Witchita State 7-0 11. Arizona 7-112. Kansas 8-2 13. Texas A&M 7-214. Washington 7-115. LSU 5-216. Gonzaga 9-2 17. Oklahoma State 11-018. Butler 10-119. Memphis 7-220. Air Force 10-121. Nevada 7-122. Marquette 9-223. Michigan State 9-224. Oregon 7-025. Clemson 10-0 I'm going to talk a little about my Huskies, the Connecticut version. When I first saw what the starting roster was going to look like this season, I was a little worried. I never lost faith, I just thought they would come in 3rd or 4th in the Big East. We only have 1 senior on the UConn roster and he doesn't even play, we have 1 junior, much like our lone senior, he doesn't play either. But we do have alot of talent, we have tons of great atheletes that have alot of potential. We lost our whole starting line-up and even the best bench player in the nation last year. Rudy Gay,
Well it's almost that time.... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Well it's almost that time. I am going to be turning 18 next month and I have been told....several times that it's about damn time I find a job. Well I wouldn't go as far as saying I have any job "skills" or actually any skills at all.(unless being able to leave cops and doctors speechless...I decided it would be a brilliant idea to be the first person to race a vacuum cleaner naked inside of a jiffy lube...long story short it ended with 8 stitches on my no-no part, a broken fibula and 10 years of thearpy.)I have it narrowed down to potential career paths for myself.1. Professional Chipmunk WranglerNow I know some of you may be wondering what exactly a PCW is. Well it's only the coolest most awesomest job there is and I get to wear that sweet ass uniform. Basically you sit in this truck and you wait until you see these little demons come out from their lairs to cause all sorts of shenanigans.(including shoving nuts that don't belong to them in their mouths....no not those nuts...g
Fast Times at Redneck High.... 1970-01-01 00:59:59 Well since nothing is really happening in sports right now, let me take this moment to present to all of you....Fun With Google: The Redneck
additionFirst off, this was a very special day for me and Davey. It was our prom and we took these lovely ladies. I'm the dashing fellow on the left in the snazzy white suit that my Grandfather was buried in....don't ask me how I got....let's just say alcohol was involved. Davey's date couldn't find a dress, and she was debating on going nude, but her Pa thought that would be in bad taste, so he took down his confederate flag and made her that sexy little number.As some of you may know, it's hard out here for hick. So obviously Davey and myself couldn't afford the "traditional" jacuzzi. So we came up with this brilliant idea. We filled Davey's truck with water and drove it down the bumpiest dirt road we could find.Here I am on a hot date. It's hard to complain when this is the alternative.Now when some of you go out to check out women, yo Read more:Times
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