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Claudia Schiffer nude and looking awesome in upcoming Vogue… wait, she’s 36? 2007-07-22 16:51:45
Supermodel, superbabe, call her what you want - ClaudiaSchiffer
is 36 and still an absolute fox. While I didn’t think I would wake up this morning to seeing her naked, I’m of course glad I did.
For those of you who are living in the Lohan/Spears/Hilton/etc. generation and you haven’t the faintest fucking clue who she is, here’s the wiki:
Claudia Schiffer
was born in Rheinberg, North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany, which is a small town just outside Düsseldorf. She was born to Gudrun Schiffer and her lawyer father Heinz Schiffer. She has two brothers, Stefan and Andreas, and one sister called Ann Carolin.
During her school life, Schiffer commented that she was quite popular but felt socially overshadowed by the other girls in her year, who all acted like stars and were very dominant. She has revealed that because she was so tall, she became very shy and didn’t want to be noticed. She was also subjected to jealousy by others as she came from a wealthy family Read more:awesome
RIP: The Weekly World News is shutting down. We will forever continue the hunt for Bat Boy 2007-07-22 15:51:42
Today we receive the sad, sad news that regular supermarket tabloid and “The World
’s Only Reliable Newspaper” the Weekly
World News is shutting down.
Publisher American Media released their decision to suspend publication of WWN but didn’t bother to tell us why they were taking away the only outlet for our Bat Boy fix. Apparently American Media has turned down more than one offer to buy WWN and keep it going.
Yes, this will see the departure of the newspaper and the website. We here at Downity tip our hats to American Media, and wave a sad goodbye to the Weekly World News. While you were rarely accurate you provided millions with some serious comedy in the check-out line.
Pick yourself up a copy of WWN if you see it around!
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NEW SATURDAY FEATURE! The Trailer Park - this week starring War, No End in Sight, Sunshine and The Golden Compass 2007-07-21 11:29:27 “In a dark underworld, ruled by fear…”
Happy Saturday you crazy bastards and welcome to Downity.com’s new Saturday feature: The Trailer
Park. Every Saturday we’re going to bring you 3-4 newly released movie trailers that you might not have had a chance to see yet along with a brief blurb from each movie. This week we have the upcoming Jet Li & Jason Statham flick War as well as No End in Sight
, Sunshine and The GoldenCompass
. Let’s check them out!
War - Lionsgate - Release: 24 August 2007: After his partner is brutally murdered by the infamous assassin Rogue (Jet Li), FBI agent Jack Crawford (Jason Statham) vows to find the elusive killer and personally avenge his partner’s death. But Rogue proves untraceable until three years later when he resurfaces to ignite a bloody turf war between Chinese mob leader Chang (John Lone) and Japanese Yakuza boss Shiro (Ryo Ishibashi). Eager to capture Rogue once and for all, Crawford leads his team of
Lindsay Lohan’s career starting to tank as hard as her personal life 2007-07-20 23:35:48
Wow, yesterday and today weren’t LindsayLohan
’s days. Thursday the possibly-reformed drunk driving cokehead bisexual slut surrendered herself to Beverly Hills police to get mugged and printed in connection with her DUI and hit-and-run charges from back in May when the dumb bitch crashed her Benz. From the Peep:
Lindsay Lohan
quietly surrendered to Beverly Hills police Thursday to be formally booked on misdemeanor charges of driving under the influence and hit-and-run stemming from a car crash last May.
Lohan, 21, arrived at the station at 4:15 p.m. and was released on $30,000 bail about an hour later, according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department Web site. She was accompanied by her attorney, police say.
Lohan was booked now because she was only cited – but not formally arrested – at the time of the incident due to her injuries, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Kelly Spedden tells PEOPLE.
A court date was set for Aug. 24 in Superior Court in Beverly Hills.
Jodie Sweetin and her luscious boobs are now married, again 2007-07-20 22:21:44
Well, now that she’s cleaned off the meth, looking awesome and sporting that rack you knew she couldn’t stay single forever. Jodie Sweetin, who we all remember as Stephanie Tanner from Full House, has decided to walk down the aisle for the second time.
Jodie Sweetin, who played Stephanie in “Full House” during the sitcom’s eight-year run, got married
Saturday at the Little Church of the West. Sweetin, who overcame a crystal meth addiction that cost her five teeth, married Cody Herpin, 30, of Los Angeles. Sweetin, 25, joins a long list of celebrities who married at the chapel, best known for the site of where Elvis and Ann Margret exchanged vows during the filming of “Viva Las Vegas.”
Well, good luck Cody. Hopefully you’re mentally set for the challenges that will come with being married to a former meth addict. For instance - have you ever seen her with her fake teeth out? I bet that looks just SUPER hot. And then there’s alw
VIDEO: Miss Klingon Empire Beauty Pageant - get these honeys while they’re hot! 2007-07-20 21:21:41
Nothing gets my hormones raging like a huge clusterfuck of nerds gathered at a convention called “Trek Trak” holding a Miss Klingon Empire
beauty pageant. Enjoy this lovely montage of nerds dressed up in ridiculous costumes, with those weird ass foreheads and all pretending to be crazy.
Hell, there’s Klingon flute-playing, Klingon drinking and of course nerds trying to be all Klingon-threatening. It’s good for a laugh but if you survive the entire 12 minutes of the video you should have your fucking head examined.
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Miss Cleo, Macho Man, Carrot Top and more to appear in season 7 of The Surreal Life 2007-07-20 03:24:19
Who doesn’t remember this phrase from television a few years back: “Call me now for ya’ free readin’”, ahh good ol’ Miss Cleo. Well, our fake-Jamaican-phone-psychic-entrepreneur is back and this time, she’ll join a pretty zany cast on VH1 for The Surreal Life:
Though VH1 has not made an official announcement on the air date and casting for Season 7 of the popular reality series featuring a group of “has beens”, “have beens”, “have really beens” and “still ares” (in the case of poker brat Phil Hellmuth), both Phil Hellmuth and Professional Wrestler Randy Savage have announced the casting.
“Macho
Man” Randy Savage, Dabney Coleman, Nikki McKibbin, Miss Cleo, Carrot
Top, and Phil Hellmuth are all slated to appear
.
It sounds great already, what a tight cast. Perhaps Macho Man will beat up Carrot Top and we can watch repeats of that shit over, and over and over. I’m voting he yel
NEW THURSDAY FEATURE! The Weekly Sausage - this week starring Shia LaBeouf 2007-07-20 00:24:43
It’s Thursday and in this week of fantastic new things we have the launch of our new weekly feature which will appear each and every Thursday: The WeeklySausage
! With the weekly sausage Downity pledges to bring you… uh… a dude. One per week, guaranteed, and don’t ask us for any more then that, ok?
This week’s sucker male star is Shia LaBeouf
, whom you may have recently seen as the freaked out kid that talks too much and somehow gets to stuff his wang in Megan Fox in Transformers.
Having a quick read through Shia’s past acting credits shows a bunch of total shit and one amazing bit part role in The X-Files in 1999. He was 13 at the time so I’m sure it was a real head turning, emmy-winning role.
Here’s some stuff from the wiki:
In 2007, LaBeouf starred in Disturbia, a thriller released on April 13. He played a teenager under house arrest who suspects that his neighbor, played by David Morse, is a serial killer. LaBeouf received posit
Britney Spears takes off all her clothes and for some reason… I don’t want to look away 2007-07-19 23:03:44 BritneySpears
stopped by the side of the road to tease the papparazzi with a little strip down to the underwear and frolic in the ocean action.
For some reason, I think Britney is starting to look better. She’s still doing all sorts of weird crap that she didn’t used to before but hey, she’s got two kids and a divorce on her hands. I think most women would lose it a bit with all the photogs and shit around every second of the day when you have that kind of shit in your personal life.
Awww!! Listen to how sappy I am. Now for the dudes reading this here’s some pics of Mama Spears doing said frolicking in underwear with a bunch more after the jump. Enjoy.
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VIDEO: Full Medellin trailer starring Vincent Chase LEAKED online! 2007-07-19 15:20:17
Here it is in all its glory, the Entourage “Medellin” trailer! If you’ve been living in a closet or you don’t watch Entourage, then you probably haven’t the faintest god damned clue what this video is all about.
Vince and Eric did “Medellin” as Vincent
Chase’s new movie project - basically the story of Pablo Escobar and El Cartel de Medellin. Pablo Escobar’s wiki, in case you’ve been living on a desert island:
During the 1980s, Escobar became known internationally as his drug network gained notoriety; El Cartel de Medellín is said to have controlled a large portion of the drugs that entered into the United States, Mexico, Puerto Rico, and the Dominican Republic with cocaine brought mostly from Peru and Bolivia, as Colombian coca was initially of substandard quality. Escobar’s product reached many other nations, mostly around the Americas, although it is said that his network reached as far as Asia.
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NEW WEDNESDAY FEATURE! The Random EuroHottie - this week starring Veronika Zemanova 2007-07-19 03:48:18
Here at Downity we’re determined to do something that actually makes this site useful and fun to read for YOU, dear reader. So starting today and for the entire next seven days we’re unveiling our BRAND NEW DAILY FEATURES! Wednesday’s daily feature is the Random
EuroHottie - and this week we kick things off with none other than Veronika Zemanova. Here’s the wiki:
Veronika Zemanová (born April 14, 1975 in České Budějovice) is a Czech model. Moving to Prague at age 18, she worked as a photographer from 1993 to 1997. When all of her equipment was stolen from her car in 1997, she switched to the other side of the camera.
Her original stage name was Eva, but due to a production error her real name was accidentally published, so at that point she dropped the pseudonym. Zemanová has appeared in a number of U.S. and UK pictorial publications (notably Playboy Special Editions and Mayfair).
In the autumn of 2003, Zemanová married a man who she said was “t
Daniel Baldwin is going to be a daddy again… after knocking up the chef in rehab!! NICE 2007-07-19 02:41:17 DanielBaldwin
- whom you may remember from arrests for cocaine, grand theft auto, crashing into parked cars on a suspended license, etc. etc. - is about to be the proud father of a fourth child. For Danny boy has knocked up the chef that was cooking up his food in rehab:
The Mulholland Falls star revealed all about his battle to get clean after 18 years of drug addiction in a series of confessional video diaries, which aired on the TV news show Primetime on Tuesday night.
However what he didn’t reveal is his live-in lover is the woman who cooked his meals during his stay at $50,000 -a-month rehab facility Renaissance Malibu in California. TV news bosses at ABC, where the show was aired, reveal the father-of-three is expecting his fourth child with the chef, who quit her job at the rehab facility after discovering she was pregnant.
That’s fucking stellar dude, congrats on being probably the only dude in there railing a staff member. Hopefully she wasn’t some fat so Read more:knocking
VIDEO: CSI star Gary Dourdan is about to get the shit sued out of him for attacking a papparazzi 2007-07-19 00:22:22
Ok, so here’s the skinny. Gary Dourdan (Warrick Brown on CSI) leaves Hyde, grabs the TMZ photog, slams him down on the pavement a few times… and leaves on his Ducati. BUT WAIT! Then he comes back, with even more people and this time chases the photog around Hollywood in a fucking Towncar. Like gangster pursuit style! Because Gary is HARD, yo.
I am not shitting you - the whole thing is videoed and all the vids are below. The poor photog was running around begging people for help and ends up fleeing the whole shitshow in a taxicab.
This idiot even threatened the photog with knowing “all the cops”. Well, he’s about to get to know the backside of a judge’s hand pretty well and hopefully he gets his ass sued for a boatload. I mean shit there’s a ton of witnesses and video evidence, hopefully this photog will pursue this one to completion. Gary Dourdan is a fucking loser.
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Canada leads the world in marijuana smoking. No wonder we politely refrain from kicking so much ass, and then giggle. Teehee!! 2007-07-18 23:06:03
Congratulations to Canada
, crowned the most stoned country in the world by the United Nations:
According to the United Nations’ 2007 World Drug Report released last week, Canadians lead the industrialized world in marijuana smoking. Canadians are four times more likely to have smoked pot in the past year than residents of nearly every other country: 16.8 per cent of Canadians aged 15 to 64 use marijuana, compared to a global average of 3.8 per cent.
Why so high?
While experts aren’t concerned about Canadians’ pot-smoking habits - they worry about abuse, not recreational use - they agree that the country’s fondness for weed says something about our national character.
We’re almost 5x as high as the global average. Frankly, I’d rather see some statistics on munchie consumption. It’s not rocket surgery as to why there’s a Tim Hortons on virtually every block. And out here in BC I’d seriously challenge that 17% number - it’s Read more:wonder
Hayden Panettiere to perform with Parkman, Mike Delfino, Dr. House, the Bachelor and Mimi 2007-07-18 21:21:42
Personally I found Matt Parkman to be the most annoying character on Heroes. Like for shit’s sake dude YOU CAN READ MINDS! All he did the entire time was whine about everything. Get over yourself, who cares what people think of you? Start using that shit to get the things you want like you did with your wife. Frankly I’d be going to the dark side with a power like that. Definitely.
Anyway, it appears that Downity favourite HaydenPanettiere
will be perform
ing with “Band from TV” - a cover band comprised of 2nd rate TV actors:
“I sang with them at the wrap party for our show,” Panettiere, 17, told PEOPLE Tuesday at a party in L.A. celebrating NBC’s fall season. “I saw them and said, ‘Anytime you guys want me to perform with you I’m totally up for it.’ ”
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Decadence: Gisele is much, much richer than you. Here’s the top 15 earning supermodels for 2007 2007-07-18 20:18:39
According to Forbes, which released its “2007 World’s Top Earning Models” report today, Gisele
banked $33 million USD last year - which was far, far ahead of 2nd place Kate Moss at $9 million USD:
1. Gisele Bündchen ($33 mil.)
2. Kate Moss ($9 mil.)
3. Heidi Klum ($8 mil.)
4. Adriana Lima ($6 mil.)
5. Alessandra Ambrosio ($6 mil.)
6. Carolyn Murphy ($5 mil.)
7. Natalia Vodianova ($4.5 mil.)
8. Karolina Kurkova ($3.5 mil.)
9. Daria Werbowy ($3.5 mil.)
10. Gemma Ward ($3 mil.)
11. Liya Kebede ($2.5 mil.)
12. Hilary Rhoda ($2 mil.)
13. Shalom Harlow ($2 mil.)
14. Doutzen Kroes ($1.5 mil.)
15. Jessica Stam ($1.5 mil.)
Gisele Bundchen tops Forbes.com’s 2007 list of The Top Earning Models in the World, raking in $33 million, more than triple the $9 million banked by Kate Moss, who came in second. The 15 models on our list were ranked primarily according to estimated earnings over the past 12 months.
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Tara Reid bikini pictures, showing off her 12 pack of ripped abs 2007-07-18 02:42:55
Oh yeah, baby… here’s Tara Reid
at the beach making all the boys get a stiffy. What I don’t understand is how or why she would pay for a breast enhancement but leave her stomach looking like a someone took a cheese grater to it?
Do you think she actually knows it’s like this? Maybe she can’t see past her tits and she has no clue. Or - and this is a huge one - she has relegated herself to the ranks of us regular people and actually doesn’t give a shit what we think of her anymore.
Personally, I’m hoping that’s the reason. Although if she came up to me in a bar or something I’d still not hit it due to that stomach. That’s a ghastly mess. More of it after the jump.
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CBS defibrillates the Price is Right and signs Drew Carey to host 2007-07-25 02:40:52
Last night on Letterman he confirmed it: Drew Carey
is the next host of the Price is Right
. Our take is that they should have let this show go with Bob Barker and his retirement. After all, it wouldn’t be all that difficult to find a new daytime game show and shit, CBS could still have Drew Carey host it. He’s going to be hosting two game shows simultaneously for them anyway.
Drew talks about the money and schedule in this clip, and you have to wonder what they’re paying him since they were giving Bob $10 million a year… but I digress.
What are your thoughts? Drew Carey is going to be a great replacement, or should they just have let the show pass on into TV hall-of-fame history?
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Guess what? Your favourite TV Stars make a crapload of money! 2007-07-25 01:39:13
Defamer outed a bunch of TV stars and their exorbitant wages today and we figured that it’s info fit to share with you. Now some of this might not seem out of the ordinary, but some of this is downright retarded. Check it out:
· OPRAH: $260 million per year (includes what she earns from Rachael Ray, Dr. Phil, and other programs)
· SIMON COWELL: $45 million per year (for American Idol and other projects)
· JUDGE JUDY: $30 million per year
· KATIE COURIC: $15 million per year
· ZACH BRAFF: $6.3 million (for 18 episodes of Scrubs next season)
NETWORK PRIME TIME (all salaries are per episode)
William Petersen (CSI): $500,000
Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men): $350,000
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU): $350,000
Chris Meloni (Law & Order: SVU): $350,000
Hugh Laurie (House): $300,000
Julia Louis-Dreyfus (New Adventures of Old Christine): $225,000
Ellen Pompeo (Grey’s Anatomy): $200,000
Eva Longoria (Desperate Housewives): $200,000
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Lunch Quickie: The Lohan Update 2007-07-24 14:28:47 In the famous words of Jack Bauer I HAVEN’T GOT MUCH TIME so here’s a quickie update:
1) Lindsay’s arraignment is set for August 24th at 8:30. Luckily for all us Lohan
junkies covering this - it’s the exact same day she’s due in Beverly Hills court to be arraigned for her Memorial Day weekend DUI / Mercedes cash / coke bender / etc. All in the same day makes it easy!
2) You may have heard that the vehicle she was chasing after this morning was her assistant Jenni Muro. However, according to TMZ that’s a crock of shit:
TMZ has learned that it was Lindsay’s second assistant who was on the scene, and from what our sources tell us, she had been relieved of her duties last night — exactly why, we’re not sure.
3) Lindsay could earn herself anywhere from 0 to 6 years in jail. Her two DUIs carry a max of 1 year each, and the cocaine possession is 3 years. Now remember, the two DUIs are being judged in separate courts so not much chance Read more:Lunch
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BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan arrested AGAIN for DUI, possession of cocaine… SHE’S GOING TO JAIL, FOLKS!!! 2007-07-24 10:05:58
Oh, the hilarity that is this piece of trailer trash. LindsayLohan
(freshly rehabbed and wearing an alcohol monitor anklet) was arrested
in Santa Monica early this morning for DUI, driving under a suspended license, and she was actually busted with cocaine in her possession. I can’t make this up, it’s too good. She is definitely going to the slammer for this one:
The actress, 21, was also subsequently searched in the police station – where cocaine was found on her possession, says Sgt. Robert Hernandez, of the Santa Monica Police Department.
Lohan – who wears an alcohol detection anklet – was booked for DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license, said Hernandez.
Detailing the arrest, Hernandez told PEOPLE that on Tuesday at 1:34 a.m., Santa Monica Police Department responded to a call of one vehicle chasing another vehicle. Both, he said, were SUVs.
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NEW MONDAY FEATURE! The Monday MILF - this week in tribute to Faith Hill, a timeless beauty 2007-07-24 01:14:56
Redbook can take it’s overphotoshopped cover and shove it up its own pretentious ass. Here at downity.com we’re proud to debut the Monday MILF with none other than Faith
Hill, country singer and mother of three. First, we define MILF thanks to UrbanDictionary:
1. milf - “Mother I’d Like (to) Fuck”
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn’t mean that they don’t need a spark in their love life. If they’ve ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises). MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family.
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Jezebel’s $10,000 Unretouched Cover-Image contest has a winner… and you’ll be shocked. 2007-07-23 22:46:20
Look at it. Then look at it some more… then just keep on looking. That’s what happens with nearly every magazine image you look at these days, and it’s sad. Congrats to Jezebel
for uncovering this - but it goes on and on…
What’s uncanny about this cover is that when the image was passed our way, we had just been flipping through Redbook, reminding ourselves that we’d stop hating women’s magazines as soon as our lives became shitty enough to warrant reading Redbook and our husbands and immune systems suddenly replaced celebrities and consumerism on our personal Most Toxic lists, when we paused to think, “Wow, Faith Hill is really hot.”
This morning the Today show hosted a segment including a number of visiting magazine dignitaries - including this gem of a quote from Redbook’s own editor Stacy Morrison:
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Science proves that Kelly Brook is the perfect woman, and who are we to disagree? 2007-07-23 22:16:18
Scientists around the world have been diligently working to figure out why Kelly Brook has the appeal that she does - and it turns out the 34E/24/34 knockout is - in the realm of men’s tastes - the perfect woman
. Check it out:
THE HAIR
Kelly has been blessed with naturally long, thick chestnut curls. Hair extensions are definitely not required. Shiny locks have long been a marker of health and therefore make a woman instantly more attractive to men.
THE FACE
Dr Ben Jones of Aberdeen University’s Face Laboratory said: “Men from all cultures are drawn to a babyish face with big eyes and arched eyebrows which seem consistent with high oestrogen levels.” Kelly ticks all the boxes.
THE BOOBS
Her 34E bust has no need of a silicone boost. But there are plenty of women who would kill for such curves…or at least pay a plastic surgeon to get them. One, Lisa Sacks says many of her clients beg her for boobs just like Kelly’s.
THE WAIST
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