Funny SMS
2007-07-20 14:50:00
A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attenders are..Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox, monkey, but it has not yetstarted.. Why!!!!! Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this SMS
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Funny Urdu SMS
2007-07-20 14:39:00
He: Ander gaya kya ?She: ha! GayaHe: Dukha kya??She: Zara bhi nahiHe: Aur ek baarShe: Ab isme daloHe: Acch laga!!She: H! ! a.. bahutHe: OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO!!!!
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New Latest Urdu Sms
2007-07-18 13:15:00
ganpat.. chal sms bhej..a ganpat.. chal sms bhej..a jada joke, serious thoda kum bhej..a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..a ganpat ganpat...a ganpat ganpat...COMEON COMEON COMEEVERYBODYCOMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDYCOMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY{send a sms.>send a sms.>send a sms.>}IN THE Mobile.. ALL OVER INDIA...WE ARE THE BHAI..WE ARE THE BHAI..Sms-Sms chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..koi flirting koi chatting karta hai idhar..SMS-SMS chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..a ganpat ganpat...a ganpat chal... SMS bhej
Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu
2007-07-15 14:05:00
Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny
Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms UrduBhag Kar aya wohBhag Kar aya wohBhag Kar aya wohAur bola.............Jaldi se dejiye mujhe...2 Coca cola :) Mere dil,jigar,kidney,liver ho tum,Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,Doob kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,Mere jeevan main ab tu forever ho tum.
Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu
2007-07-15 13:59:00
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, patharDharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !tihathar is on leave )kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata haikabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahiDoor se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...Door se dekha to paani baras raha thaDoor se dekha to paani baras raha thaPaas gaya... to bheeg gaya...Door se dekha to sher thaDoor se dekha to sher thaIs liye paas gaya hi nahi...ADVERTISEMENT SERIES :Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye>>> > >> Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliyeTum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,Tum har raat mujhe Kuch na batao,Melody khao khud jaan jao...Main hu yahan, tu hai wahanMain hu yahan, tu
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Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu
2007-07-14 14:07:00
Reason behind creating this blog is to share the urdu sms with all you guys.You can copy paste this urdu sms and send it to your friends and folks to make them laugh. or make them happy.I am poting some famous urdu sms now.1) Message pe message bhejte ho,Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!2)ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ1234567890!:..#?%*+;-Allah Ka sukr hai mere mobile ke sare buttons sahi se kam kar rahain hain,Sorry to disturb you. :)3) Murga SARDAR tha!!!A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
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Sms Questions
2007-07-28 12:53:00
The Mind Bending Dollar3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?
Sorry some english Jokes
2007-07-28 12:51:00
Good news or the bad news?Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient: What happened?Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?Patient: Give me the bad news first.Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.
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Love Sms - Urdu Love SMS
2007-07-30 16:01:00
LOVE SMSChod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.Bhul jayenge aap hume,bhulne wale hum nahi...Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahiThe height of pain in life is to sit near the personu love d most .....knowing that the person can neve b urs ...!!!!!Never Ignore a person whoLuvs uCares 4 u &Misses UBcozOne day u may wake up frm ur sleepAnd realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!!Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.Bhul jayenge aap hume,bhulne wale hum nahi...Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahiRet pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahinYou are like the sunshine so warm,you are like sugar, so sweet...you are like you...and that's the reason why I love you!Love is PureLove is SureLove is sweet poisonthat Doctors can't cureI Hide my tears when I say ur nameButThe pain in my heart is still
Funny SMS Joke - Shayari SMS
2007-07-29 17:01:00
Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KADeti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KAKyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.Arz kiya hai:I am a dog and u r a flower,gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!
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Friendship Day SMS - Urdu Friendship SMS
2007-08-07 13:17:00
Rab se apki khushi mangte hain,duaon main appki hansi mangte hain,socte hain kya mange apse?chalo umr bhar ki dosti mangte hainhappy friends ship day
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Urdu Sms For Eid - Eid Sms - Sms For Eid
2007-10-12 15:01:00
Woh Nazar aya Chand Eid KaAur Tumhari Yaad Bhi Ayi HaiHum Tu Aye Bewafa Tere LiyeJhote Hi Mehendi Lagayi Hai--Eid Mubarak Hu Tumhe Is TarahHum Ne Chaha Tha Tumhe Jis Tarah
Urdu SMS - Diwali SMS - Happy Diwali SMS
2007-11-06 00:09:00
Diwali SMS
- Deepawali SMSHonton pe hansi, ankhon main khushiGham ka khanin nam nahu,ye "Diwali" laye app ki zindagi main itni khusiyan,Jiski Khabhi sham na huHappy
Diwali To ALL
Urdu SMS - Romantic Urdu SMS - Pyar Urdu SMS
2007-11-30 20:42:00
Urdu SMS
- Romantic Urdu SMS - Pyar Urdu SMSpuuraa dukh aur aadhaa chaaNdhijr kii shab aur aisaa chaaNditane ghane baadal ke piichhekitanaa tanhaa hogaa chaaNdmerii karavaT par jaag uTheniind kaa kitanaa kachchaa chaa.Ndseharaa seharaa bhaTak rahaa haiapane ishq mein sachchaa chaaNdraat ke shaayad ek baje hai.nsotaa hogaa meraa chaaNdOne moremohabbat ke kuch aise arma bhi hote hainjaagti aankhoon main bhi khuwab hote hainkaun kehta hai ke ghum main hi aasoon nikalte hainin muskurati aankhoon main bhi seilab hote hain
urdu sms - urdu sms shayari - urdu sms sher
2007-11-30 20:32:00
urdu sms - urdu sms shayari - urdu sms sherkuchh ishq thaa kuchh majabuurii thii so maine jiivan vaar diyaamain kaisaa zindaa aadamii thaa ik shaKhs ne mujh ko maar diyaaye sajaa sajaayaa ghar saaqii merii zaat nahiin meraa haal nahiinai kaash kabhii tum jaan sako jo us sukh ne aazaar diyaamain Khulii huii ik sachchaaii mujhe jaanane vaale jaanate hainmain ne kin logon se nafrat kii aur kin logon se pyaar kiyaavo ishq bahut mushkil thaa magar aasaan na thaa yuN jiinaa bhiius ishq ne zindaa rahane kaa mujhe zarf diyaa pindaar diyaaik sabz shaaKh gulaab kii thaa ik duniyaa apane pyaar kii thaavo ek bahaar jo aaii nahiin us ke liye sab kuchh haar diyaamain rotaa huuN aur aasmaan se taare TuuTate dekhataa huNun logon par jin logon ne mere logon ko aazaar diyaavo yaar hon yaa mehboob mere yaa kabhii kabhii milane vaaleik lazzat sab ke milane mein vo zaKhm diyaa yaa pyaar diyaa
Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu SMS - Sardar sms
2007-11-30 20:28:00
Urdu SMS - Funny
Urdu SMS - Sardar
SMS3 sardars were going on a motorcycle.Policeman gives hand to stop....sardar shouted : Oye Pagal hai kya tu teen pehle hi bahite hain tu kahan bhaite ga....
Urdu SMS - Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu Hindi Urdu SMS
2007-12-05 02:36:00
Urdu SMS
- Hindi
SMS - Funny
Urdu Hindi Urdu SMSWife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab HunHusband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif hai Dairy Hoti To har sal change kar leta
Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Urdu Joke SMS
2007-12-05 02:06:00
Urdu SMS
- Urdu Funny
SMS - Urdu Joke SMSWada To Nahi Karte Dosti Nibhaneki,Koshish Yahi rahegi aapko nahi satayenge,zarurat aa padi to dilse pukarna,hum hagte bhi hunge to bina dhoye hi chale ayenge
Urdu SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Eid SMS
2007-12-24 05:22:00
Urdu SMS
- Urdu Funny
SMS - Eid SMSKhuluRokothik haibahut achasuru karothik hai123EID Mubarak
Urdu SMS - Urdu Free SMS - Urdu Funny SMS - Hindi SMS
2008-03-27 06:44:00
Urdu SMS
- Urdu Free SMS - Urdu Funny
SMS - Hindi
SMS Ham tumko chaand kehty magar usme daagh hai,Suraj kehty usme to aag hai,socha tumko Bandar keh doon....magar us kambakht mein bhi Dimagh hay..;-)
Urdu SMS - Hindi SMS - Free Hindi SMS - Free Urdu SMS
2008-03-27 06:33:00
Urdu SMS
- Hindi
SMS - Free Hindi SMS - Free Urdu SMS Jab hota hai tera didar..Dil darakta hai bar bar..Jab hota hai tera didar..Dil darakta hai bar bar..Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab mang lo udhar.. ;->
Urdu SMS - Free Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS
2008-03-27 06:07:00
Urdu SMS
- Free Hindi
SMS - Funny
Urdu SMS - Free Urdu SMSPe-peep Pe"peepPe-peepPeep peep Pe'peepPe,peepGhng ghnggP-peepPe'peepPe"peepPe'peepSAMNE SAYHATJASMSAA RAHA HEYAAP KOo?o. ;->
Urdu SMS - Hindi SMS - Free SMS
2008-03-26 06:22:00
Urdu SMS
- Hindi
SMS - Free SMS - Love Urdu SMSNazron main basi hai surat Tumhari....In Sason Mian hai Khusboo Tumhari...Dil nahi lagta hi nahi hai tumhare binaJahan Dekhon Nazar Ayer Surat Tumhari
Urdu SMS - Urdu Joke SMS - Funny Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS
2008-03-29 15:38:00
Urdu SMS
- Urdu Joke SMS - Funny
Hindi
SMS - Funny Urdu SMS1) Jo Jaldi mile woh hai gum,Jo juldi mile woh hai gum,jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar,jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP Ka SMS :)2) Life is like math...Life is like math....Friends ko plus kro ,dushman ko minus kro,khushyon ko multiply kro,Gham ko divide kro,aur hamesha muskraoplease post all your Urdu SMS/ Hindi SMS Here in the comments with your name, I will post them with your name on my blog....
Urdu SMS - Urdu Joke SMS- Funny Hindi SMS - Funny Urdu SMS
2008-03-29 15:32:00
Urdu SMS
- Urdu Joke SMS - Funny
Hindi
SMS - Funny Urdu SMS 1) Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ajj Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha2) Dosti Karo College wali se,Dosti karo college wali se,Ishq larao office wali se,Flirt karo pros wali se,Pyar karo dilwali se,ankh larao sali se,........aur maar khao ger wali se.
Urdu SMS - Urdu Free SMS - Urdu Funny SMS
2008-04-12 03:35:00
Urdu SMS
, Urdu Free SMS, Urdu Funny
SMSMere pass Mobile hai, nokia, smasung, black berry, n series hai,Tumhare pass kya...............................................................................................Mere Pass.....Mere Pass Sim Card Hai....
Urdu SMS - Hindi SMS - Urdu Free SMS - Urdu Funny SMS
2008-04-12 03:24:00
Urdu SMS
, Hindi
SMS, Urdu Free SMS, Urdu Funny
SMS - Bhidu SMSYe "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASHYE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:)
Urdu SMS - Hindi Sardar SMS - Hindi Funny SMS - Urdu Funny SMS
2008-04-27 14:42:00
Urdu SMS
- Hindi
Sardar
SMS - Hindi Funny
SMS - Urdu Funny SMSAuto Wala:Saab!30 Rupee Hue Sardar:Le 15 Rupee Auto Wala:Saab,Ye To Baimani He Sardar:Abe Baimani Kaisi?Tu Bhi To Saath Beth Kar Aya Hai__________________________________Sardarji, Tell MeWhat Is The Meaning Of SMS?Sardar Angrily Said:I KnowIt Means..S - Sardaron KeM - Mazak Udane KiS - Service
Urdu SMS - Cute SMS - Hindi SMS - Lovely Sms
2008-04-27 14:36:00
Urdu SMS - Cute SMS - Hindi
SMS - Lovely
SMS - Urdu Funny SMS,////,( “._.” )>”)(”
Urdu SMS - Funny Urdu Joke Sms - Free Urdu SMS - Free Funny Urdu SMS
2008-05-17 03:48:00
Urdu SMS - Funny
Urdu Joke Sms - Free Urdu SMS - Free Funny Urdu SMSAlwaysHansoJiyoMuskuraoKia Pata""""""Kal""""Daant Hon NaHoon'****'((@..@))( )He He He...
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