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Daytime: The Stupidest Show on TV 2007-07-19 12:36:00 As usual for Thursdays, I went to my trainer to work out. I thought we would do legs today, but we did arms. Maybe my trainer wasn't bluffing, and we'll never ever do legs ever again. That would be just awful. Maybe next time I'll just tell him that my arms hurt also, and we can spend the whole 30 minutes eating bonbons, and laughing, and talking of memories past. I got there early, so while C was working out, I did the treadmill, and looked out the window at babes at the pool. There was some older woman who had a fair amount of cellulite on her legs, but I like that. She had quite a low cut bikini top on, and was showing some decent cleavage, so that was fairly nice to see. There was also some fat kid at the pool, who was nuzzling up to some woman that he was with. It was hard to see from my angle and distance, but if I didn't know any better, I would say that it was a family member. It just didn't seem like a girlfriend. It was quite freaky, but of course I had to look Read more:Daytime
My Experience with Blog TV 2007-07-19 10:21:00 I've been seeing some ads on this blog for Blog TV, so I finally decided to take a look at it. I would have sooner, but I guess I assumed that it was some kind of pay site. I ended up spending about 4 hours watching it...lol. It's a brand new site, so there were very few people on. Basically, anyone can transmit their own show with a webcam and microphone, and people can watch it. There's a chatroom for every show, and each show can have a co-host that transmits video in a smaller window. I got somewhat hooked on this one woman who was getting drunk, and asking flirtatious. She was just interesting somehow, and I felt compelled to keep watching her. Then there was some other lady who was talking a bit naughty, and squeezed her boobs through her clothing a bit, so that was exciting. I don't think they allow nudity, but it still made for interesting viewing. I guess that there is a certain voyeur aspect to the whole thing. I have to get ready to go to my trainer now. We'l
Huge Asses in the Park 2007-07-23 14:59:00 This morning the maids came, and so I had to go and busy myself somewhere. Of course, there was that one time when I stayed home in my office upstairs, and pleasured myself while they were right outside my door, much to my amusement, but I digress. Today I went to a local park that I like to call Turtle Park. I call it turtle park, because, um, well, there are turtles in the lake. It's quite nice, and I saw a bunch of them. They jump in the water if you walk towards them, or even if you just look like you're thinking of doing that. There is a two mile path all around the lake. I did the whole thing at a quick pace, and now I feel kind of sore. Good thing I'm not doing leg exercises with my trainer anymore...lol. So here is the recap of my park adventure. I saw a fair amount of MILFs, some even with their toddlers in strollers. One lady was displaying "pokies," which is always a treat, one lady's boobs were bouncing quite predominantly while she was jogging, and many lad Read more:Asses
Stepped Down As Organizer of the Game Group 2007-07-23 10:05:00 Hi turtle fans. There’s so much to update, so it will take several postings. First, an update on the game group, and I’ll first bring everyone up to speed. We’ve been running a game group for about two years. The group has gone through very many phases, but for the most part 95% of the members never show up to any events, or they show up once and never again. The 5% that does show up is mostly comprised of a bunch of anti-social misfits. They are either nasty, or crazy, or both. Unfortunately, of the very few that I like, many are just busy with other things, so we don’t see them much. What also happens is that people end up at tables with a bunch of asses, and so they think twice about whether they want to attend an event. Many of our members have to drive 45 minutes in traffic to get to our events, so it’s quite an investment in time and energy to end up at a table of nasty or retarded misfits.With that said, I suppose that I have to think of the positive. There a Read more:Organizer
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Various Updates 2007-07-22 20:49:00 Today I had an upsetting issue related to the stupid game group that I organize. It requires a post in and of itself, so I'll do that tomorrow. Aside from that issue, I went to my personal trainer today, which is always a good thing. I decided to start going 5 times a week like I used to. I also decided to start taking my weight loss very seriously. I get like that when I get pissed off at something. Today I weighed in at 198.5, and I ate very well today. Just two protein shakes and a healthy meal out. I went out for Chinese dinner with my friend CMJ. I ordered steamed chicken and vegetables. That's the healthiest thing that I ever ordered in a restaurant. I feel a tiny bit hungry, but I'm going to wait until tomorrow morning to eat anything more. It's all mind over matter. Nothing much else is going on. I'm doing some work on the computer and watching the Playboy Channel in the background. I don't understand what is so special about Jenna Jameson, but then again, I
Bye Bye Google Adsense 2007-07-22 20:07:00 I decided to get rid of GoogleAdsense
on this blog. I found that it was too inhibiting. On many sites, I'd see public service ads just because the site had one "dirty" word in it, and on others, I'd see all sorts of sexy videos, and dirty talk, yet actual ads are appearing. The whole thing just doesn't make sense. Now that it's gone, I'm free to use this blog to talk about whatever I want, and I don't have to censor myself. For example, instead of staying "booty," I can say "tight little nasty shithole." Instead of saying "make love," I can say "fuck.". And most importantly, instead of saying "lady's private part," I can say "twat," or even "cunt." It's very liberating. Now there is no limit to the type of things that I can discuss. For example, if I ever have a wet dream in which I'm sucking whipped cream out of Katie Couric's 50 year old asshole, I can blog about it, and not have to worry about waking up the next morning and seeing an ad for the Bush-Clinton Katrin Read more:Bye Bye
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