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sea of disfunction
2008-03-20 14:23:51
once upon a time there was a little boy who was on the swim team who couldn't swim but nobody told him he couldn't swim. when the gun went off he'd dive into the water and appear to be winning until he stopped in the middle of the pool to catch his breath cuz he couldn't breathe. by the time he caught his breath he of course couldn't catch up to the rest and just like that went from appearing first to assuming last place. he has a stack of fourth place ribbons in a box in the basement. bummer.


what's the deal
2008-03-23 10:53:32
if you buy a new phone and you get it home to find it is scratched and has a history of numbers three weeks old on it aren't you buying a used phone?


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