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Poker anyone? 2007-07-10 03:27:53 As you all know I play poker and deal for my brothers club/company. I have been having alittle trouble explaining the basics to new people, but thankfully I stumbled accross a poker site which helped me out alot last night.
macpokeronline is a awsome online poker database (in a sense) which offers not only the latest sign up deals but also allows people to read up on even the most basic rules and tips, this is a big help to people like myself who have been playing a long time who want to teach others to play but find it hard to keep the pace at the right speed for new players.
When I found macpokeronline for the first time it was suprised at the simple and friendly layout, also the classic poker green is easy on the eyes, after looking at the site for less then 10 seconds I knew it was worth its weight in gold, Go onto the site, and just check out all the promotions!
I will say, most people do not like these sites as some are con’s but macpokeronline isnt, YA HEAR ME, complete Read more:Poker
I r teh bax0rz 2007-07-09 10:05:53 Hello my lovers! a weird day, gone very quick but hell . You will notice over the next few days that the site’s layout will be changing, will be adding one or two banners, this is about 40p incoming a month, but hell after a while it add’s up.
Also you will notice the “Donation” thing which side!
I know most people dont want to, but I know some people out there are nice and like to read this pointless website. So, please, if you enjoy it and have to much time and money on your hands… well you know the rest.
The money earned will goto:
- Beer
- More Bandwidth
- Less advertising
- Beer
- A night out for the team who attempt to write but get nothing done
Thats that, now for more things:
Updates:
-New layout coming very soon
-Random add’s (not pop ups) located will be changing
-Not so black!
-More short stories (funny ones)
-More hobo’s
News:
-I have been going out with my lovely lady for almost 10 weeks yey
-I have no legs
-I am looking for peo
What…the…fuck… How stupid can you get? 2007-07-05 05:14:38 Ok, I know I keep saying things like this, and this isnt a dig at Americans… but wtf?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/crossing_continents/6266558.stm
After reading this about 3 times I was thinking wtf.
Overview:
After the recent school shootings and gang warfair over in america a group of people have decided that it would be a good idea if the Government allowed them to carry guns in places like churches or schools…
SCHOOLS!?!?!?
WHAT THE HELL?
I know abit about the last school shootings in the last 10 years, not as a sick hobby, but things like that stick in your head.
My opinion:
This is a really bad idea, its also a really easy way for people who are mentally unstable or who want to mug/rape/what ever people.
Im all for protecting youself, but for the love of fuck..
My reasoning for this:
“If someone comes into my class with a gun I want to protect myself”
No mate, by the time you have gone for your gun you would be shot. In the space of 4 seconds ge
Its ladies night oh what a night 2007-07-03 05:01:29 For the love of god I feel ill, 2 days without smoking and I couldnt sleep, well thats a lie, I fell asleep at 7am today and woke up at 8am. Good huh concidering I got into bed at 11:30pm…. Early night for me..
Anyway, I have attempted to give up smoking and failed, I failed myself and even worse I failed the monkey who lives in my hair.
I am sorry about the lack of updates, had a few intermails regarding my lack of posts, thanks all makes me feel happy that Im needed. Well… not needed, just laughed at .
More to come after lunch
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Scray Story By AJ. please comment 2007-06-26 07:07:20 The Ruin of Angels
I could hardly walk thru what I assumed was mud, I couldn’t see much in the dim light coming from cracks in the rocks above. Dull light Flashed on what look like tortured faces beneath my feet.
I find the energy to keep running as the scurrying limbs and teeth snap at my neck, hot breath and screeches of agony and ecstasy for the taste of flesh.
I stumble over a pile of slippery soft rocks that give away under my feet and make cracking noises like bone.
Their getting closer to me and I can hardly breath thru the Smokey thick foul stench in the air.
My heart almost exploding from my chest im so exhausted but I have to get away from the creature behind me. Im telling myself to wake up, its got to be a bad dream. I glance behind to see contorted monstrous inhuman things with lustful eyes.
Images of the creatures in my mind Evan without seeing them, attacking raping and mutilating winged humanoid creatures crushed under their feet.
WAKE UP I cant keep running, I fal
behe-moth (by joe) 2007-06-25 22:09:46 I have just been attacked by a huge white moth. Its body was the size of half a cuban cigar and its wings were almost equal to my handspan. I scared a young filling-station attendant half to death by screaming loudly and girlishly whilst doing various ninja moves to get the fucking thing off my head. In this time of global unrest, with so much focus on fighting terrorists that never seem to materialise, what I would like to know is WHY THE BASTARD HELL ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING TO STOP ME BEING ATTACKED BY GIANT MOTHS. I HAVE NOW BEEN PERSONALLY ATTACKED NO TIMES BY TERRORISTS, BUT ONE TIMES BY A BIG MOTH.
It is ironic that this should happen in a petrol station, where such a high percentage of the money charged for their main products (fuel and fags) is taken by the government in tax. SO WHERE THE HELL ARE MY TAX DOLLARS GOING? BALLS TO INVISIBLE TERRORISTS, IF I’M GONNA SHELL OUT NEARLY 6 QUID FOR A PACK OF FAGS AND 97p PER LITRE OF PETROL, I WANNA
Eh what? huh? 2007-06-25 04:16:37 For some reason, and I still have no idea people keep visiting this site, so far in the short time we have been up and running we have had 6262 visits (not hits…VISITS) thank you all for reading (please note the over all number was around 13451 but I had to deduct bots etc which thankfully plugin’s have helped me do).
I only wish we would have more feedback, its not like people come here then leave, a large number of visiters stay on for some time readnig the random shit we post. Thank you all
Please leave feedback if you love or hate our posts
Whats with all these stories I keep writing?! 2007-06-21 04:55:48 My epic dream: By Steven age 22 and a half
(Crayons at the ready – Please note I will type this in a strange story format not just tell you my dream – but its cool!)
It all started off on the day of my stag do, was a lovely day, we had spent the day shooting each other with rubber bullets, was a awesome way to see my single days off, we had been staying in some sort of castle, big walls, only one way in, it was getting late, as the moon appeared over the great walls of the castle we all sat around a camp fire drinking heavily speaking of times passed.
Everyone was their, Nathan and James were talking about a Golf machine they had won £1000’s off of, little stu and martin there not drinking as they were “driving” home the next day, Adam and Chris were wasted talking about computer games and I was there leading the drinking..
“Gentlemen, Thank you all for coming today, it has been the best thing I could have asked for, now I shall keep this short as time escapes us, You guy Read more:writing
Short Story (horrorish) 2007-06-20 05:47:49 The smell of death hung in the air as they approached a blood stained door, they didn’t know how they got here, they didn’t know who or what was making the blood curdling sounds which awoke them from a dark slumber. 4 strangers had awoken in the dark to the sound of screaming, each telling themselves as the progressed deeper into this maze of a house not to trust anyone or anything they may see.
“Your turn to open the door” one said to another, they had not asked for names, they didn’t see the point, 4 social outcasts, the lowest of the low, when you had been that low you no longer had use for a name.
“Screw that, cant you hear that thing?”
Another scream was heard, unlike any they had heard in the gutter, the lonely gutter, many had been known to go missing, some mangled bodies found but this was different, the scream came to a abrupt end as a thud was heard behind the door. They approached with care, as soon as the scream had stopped they could make out a few words from Read more:Short
My rant: Banning of computer games 2007-06-19 10:49:47 As you all know a few years ago someone was killed because of the game “Manhunt” in the end it turned out the person who killed him never owned the game.
Today, the release of the newest Manhunt has been stopped in the UK, meaning cos of some crossed wires and some social problems SANE people cannot play the game. Now I have expressed my opinions on the BBC news website (hoping they will be published.) but, in case they dont here we go:
Full story: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/leicestershire/6767623.stm
Banning
the new Manhunt game developed by rockstar is a stupid idea not only will people then order the game online from America it will just make the game more popular.
The death of stefan was tragic and I understood at the time that the killer played the game and was mentally unstable, but it turned out that Stefan owned the game not the killer.
Its just a scape goat to blame violence on games, music, tv, films and the internet has anyone taken a step back and said w
Another day another $$ 2007-06-19 10:15:17 Lo all, just a quick update on whats going down in da hood of the government agency I call home:
1. Im bored
2. Im hot
3. Im sleepy
4. Im bored
I might not make any more updates for the rest of the week as I cant think of anything funny to say… so… bye!
Never a good time for Cat Stevens 2007-06-18 04:24:28 This was the greatest comment ever from Joe last night.
My dear readers, I am currently death in my right ear. Which is good in a sense as I dont have to put up with random comments from one or two people in the pub as I face the other way.
But this is hell for me in my current job, which is stupid as I can just answer the phone normally but it still feels really weird!
On that note Im going to go explode
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NEWWWWWWWWWWW layout 2007-06-14 04:36:53 God damn it lochness monster stay away from my children!
I aint giving you no tree fiddy!
As you can see the site has been revamped, Im thinking about slapping the style sheet around soon but hell I cba.
If you like the new layout
please leave feed back, if you hate it please leave feedback if you love pie please leave feedback
Time to waste time! 2007-06-13 10:39:20 Between You and Chris Brooker
Chris Brooker
Today at 2:51pm
um………… alrite !!!! nice beard
Steven Skelhorn
Today at 2:54pm
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IM A NINJA PIRATE
Chris Brooker
Today at 3:00pm
i have seen not what you have seen , i have heard not what you have heard , who is the wiser ?
Steven Skelhorn
Today at 3:01pm
I have no idea, but I like pie
Chris Brooker
Today at 3:04pm
pie is what makes the world go around ? EAT PIE …. LIVE LONGER
Steven Skelhorn
Today at 3:07pm
This is a interesting fact you have brought to the table sir, I suggest we muse on this further whilst attacking hobo’s with stick
Chris Brooker
Today at 3:12pm
AAH yes let us hit hobo’s in synchrony , i actually was handed someones rythm stick , he kept asking me to hit him but i couldnt do it!! HIT ME he said HIT ME ! but no , i did not hit , and i ate pie , thus living longer
Steven Skelhorn
Today at 3:18pm
Jolly good show old chap.Living longer allows for m Read more:waste
Another kiss and you’ll be mine! 2007-07-13 08:31:46 As you have noticed these random posts with no meaning have song lyrics, they have nothing to do with the post itself but I have to write it down to get it out of my head.
Be thankful it wasnt Spring time for hitler!.
I really cba today, hung over so I’ll leave you with this…
In the song Oasis - Wonderwall they sing about random things…
What is a wonderwall..
And also when in a car and you smell something funny..why do you turn the radio down?
Doo whap! 2007-07-12 05:34:40 Good morning all, and what a fun morning its been, in the space of 1 hour I had my new bed dropped at my door, took apart my old one, put up the new one, dropped alot of stuff on my foot for comical value (shame no one was around) decided to jump out my window to keep things interesting and arrived at work only 1 hour and 30 english minutes late!
Tonight is a busy night, for magic taxi will be playing once more in the holy shine of the railway at 8 onwards and I as a loyal drunk will be there cheering them on… and compereing or how ever you spell it.
As for me, the rest of the day I better try and do some work, I mean slacking off is fun but after a while its boring, I might even try to BLOG tomorrow which will be fun, not just type random jibberish and remember:
You may have won this time……
Greatest Group Prank EVER! 2007-07-11 05:10:36 ONE WORD! LOL (well I know thats not a word but hell it made me laugh in the office!)
Video might not work because youtube sucks! lol
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2 new bann0rz!!!!!!! 2007-07-10 10:25:53 Hello again, 3 updates in one day, gotta love it, this time it is for money and money only, a big thank you to the 3 people who have donated to the site, currently standing at £12.50, believe me, thats alot in todays market, that money will go towards this site.
But, now for money for me, I dont believe in get rich quick schemes… well not much, but I would like to believe I have a chance.
As you can see there are 2 new banners on the site, william hill and etribes. If you have a few mins to kill, please goto the etribes link and sign up for the free account.
Etribes is kinda like myspace and face book, without the annoying people (well some annoying ones). You can upload pic’s into a safe place and share them with loved ones without the worry of some idiot getting hold of them and photo shopping them, the cost?
Free
What does the fat cat st-evo get out of this free sign up…. 40p! yes 40p, but hell that goes a long way, if all the people who visited this site signe
Monkey monkey monkey monkey fish! 2007-07-10 04:02:12 Monkey fish,
Monkey fish,
Does what ever a monkey fish can,
Shits its self,
Does a Oook,
Then decides to chuck it at luke,
Look out,
Here comes the monkey fish!
I hope you like my poem of doom.
Updates a-comin you crazy kids!
Bandeoke and beyond 2007-07-16 05:38:14 Bonjour y’all, its me, your not so lord and master st-evo of skelhornshire. Im back for another week of boredem and looking up lolcats for no reason what so ever. Its been a interesting weekend in which I shall document for you over the next few words - please note I will start from thursday to sunday:
Thursday: Bandeoke
The night started off badly (before the band got on) I had showed up for work behind the DJ booth only to discover that:
1. The stage wasnt going to be used
2. The CD’s which I use had been misplaced (jury still out on this one due to 2 parties saying it was the other ones fault but I didnt care)
3. It was dead….
So safe to say it wasnt the greatest start to the night, after speaking with the band and the land lady we decided that if there wasnt enough people to sing that the band would just do a full set and we could all go home early.
Pint 1 - After the meeting with the band and the landlady I got my first pint in
Pint 2 - The band were setting up
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Cluster maps! 2007-07-18 09:59:36 gotta love that little map thing, shows all the crazy people who visit this site, Im not gonna post a biggen today, just a short post to say how I feel:
- I am shattered, worked all day and night last night
- I need sleep, badly
- I didnt notice that the ash tray at work was on fire
- I forgot how to spell Answer
- I got asked a crazy marketing question about a CD for hold music by adam
- I I I I I I I I I dont know why
IM GONNA BE A MUMMY! and go mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Really need sleep
In the morning you know he wont remember a thing 2007-07-17 03:24:21 No not a thing, in the morning you know its gonna be alright!.
Now onto my next question, why is it alright? why not alleft? I know thats a crazy word but hell, it wouldnt be crazy if right was left and left was right… or right was Green and left was The bible.
Admittadly this would get confusing after a short while, but if you vote for me then I will make all my dreams come true, no beer tax, smoke where ever you want (appart from places which its just common sense not to smoke… like the pub :/), tax the super rich and give tax breaks to the poor (who have job’s).
I really should do some work…
Crushed but still going 2007-07-20 06:29:54 Long story short on the title… bugger.
Will post the full story at the weekend, boss giving me grief for being on the net to much. Errrr
Heres a funny one for you:
Blind man walks into a pub and says ouch
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Another day wasted the second! 2007-07-19 08:28:04 Yeah right, another site like this? That won’t be happening in a long time. I think its time I thanked someone whom I may I said thanks to already but hell without him I wouldn’t be posting the stupidest things I could think of.
Thank you to Barry my brother and boss, he runs www.sussex-poker.co.uk and he loves every second of it, without him I would still be sitting at work… Well I am but sitting at work doing less then I am doing now, I know I don’t do much but I love it. More and more people viewing this pit of insanity.
3 months ago this site had 5 visits a day, now its hit 200, some may say not a big increase but for a site with NO meaning and no value what so ever (a blog worth £330 now). Thank you all for making me believe that my random comments make sense.
I leave you with this quote:
“Your brain is like a car crash…. There’s bits flying everywhere”
RELENTLESS 2007-07-25 04:31:22 I have 3 minutes to write this, so might as well give it hell. WAZZUP ALL, currently on a rentless high GO ME! Its like drinking pure coffee and makes you want to explode. 4 days off after today so its all good. Im gonna keep this short and sweet in case I crash out and explode. I’ll leave you on a real question:
What possible use is there for bendy pencils?
Sites back… 2007-07-24 11:15:36 After a long trip up the mountains to muse on the idea of monkeys with shoes on I have returned to attack the ‘man’ and also the idea that for some reason when I see ‘words’ like that I think of a little man doing this o/ and screaming WOOOO! Over and over until my head explodes. It has been a trying time for me, I have had ups and downs in the last few days, hating work more and more. It got to the point Monday morning where I was so bored with work that I actually DID some. With a constant watch on my internet activities (most likely due to the fact I typed in “David Copperfield” into Google they might think I’m a terrorist) I am unable to look at even the most pointless websites, you know, ones which have no meaning…. Like the BBC website.
Im currently sitting at my desk writing all of this into a e-mail on outlook, I hope someone gets this, well… it’s a simple way to write up another pointless post without people going “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” or “START THE Read more:Sites
Hello, is it me your looking for? 2007-07-27 06:33:51 Well after reading joe’s post I have to say I agree, he says he has no proof but thats just to make the people in question think they have got away with it.
I personally believe that joe should post here every day until his head explodes or he gets a job, with some of the e-mails I have recieved from people they love him! go joe!
Back to bed!
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army (by joe) 2007-07-26 11:01:14 We all know Jeremy Kyle cares about the children. How oft we see Jeremy Kyle berating ugly people who take pleasure in hurling poo at each other in front of a live audience, and telling them that his real concern is for their equally ugly children. Jeremy Kyle hates the thought of children being stuck in the middle. “But why?”, you don’t ask. The answer may not be as obvious as you think.
Jeremy Kyle is secretly building a child army made up of the children of the people he brings onto his show. As anyone who has watched Jeremy Kyle’s show will testify, Jeremy Kyle actually has no real interest in solving anyone’s problems; he uses the time instead to spew his hateful bile over everybody he meets. His unbridled rage generally ends up focussed on the “unseen damage” his guests may be doing to their children.
Jeremy Kyle always sends couples away for a DNA test, telling them he’ll bring them back at a later date to reveal their
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