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mothertrucker!! 2007-07-30 03:13:55 Good monday all and how are we? uhuh… uhuh… oh really? hmmm, yes, no, hahaha, you had a good weekend too then reader? uhuh, yes…
Anyway back to business, as you can all see joe has had a rant, I will give the reason so people dont seem so upset by it.
Joe smells of poo mwahahahhahahahhahahhaha
myspace is full of motherf###### prostitutes - REDUX (by motherf###### joe) 2007-07-29 19:47:43 [PLEASE REFER TO ADDENDUM AT THE END OF THIS POST]
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and not just motherf###### prostitutes. motherf###### weirdos as well. motherf###### boys with long hair. motherf###### with one blurry picture of themselves, then 17 professionally taken photos of their motherf###### cat. fat motherf###### sunbathing on motherf###### boats. and i’ve had enough. i can’t browse around anymore without it being all “disturbing motherf###### mental issues” this and “hint of motherf###### boob” that.
YOU PEOPLE ARE MOTHERF###### SLAGS.
also: “lol”. if you really are “lol-ing” every motherf###### time you type it, then you oughta be asking yourself some motherf###### questions. i am genuinely concerned for your wellbeing. especially when, upon reading what you’ve written myself, i struggle fruitlessly to feel
How to attract the ladies part 1. 2007-08-03 04:39:09 Sorry, was reading something which told me to appeal to the sad individuals online so I used this title, I know its abit harsh, but remember, Im sad too! Only difference is I have a lovely other half so I dont need to impress her!
Now to business, after moderating yet another bunch of hate mail and spam I came accoss this one, now this isnt the whole thing as it had loads of links, but here we go:
“はソースコードの最適化や外部及び内部の手段で検索エンジンを馴染むように修正して上位を目指す一連の施策っていうこと”
As you can see someone has sent me a coded msg, so far I have worked out that a retarded cat with 5 eyes is stuck in a monkey factory somewhere down town and also that the ransom of the cat is over 50000 yen and 2 shoes covered in ninja hippies attached to a donkey carrying 5 midgets in clown costumes.
Thats all I can get so far, any ideas? Please send your suggestions to:
54 FAKE street
Fakelfield
Fakessex
Fake Read more:ladies
Another win for me! 2007-08-08 05:16:30 Morning! Steveo here trying not to explode, how are you all? Good to hear it.
Im sorry about the lack of updates lately have been working really hard… Well… Ok I admit it, Ive been really hung over.
One day soon I hope to post a long interesting post….
Until then, I leave you with this:
Why do trucks have “is my driving ok? 0800 453 434″ numbers when they know its illegal for someone to use their phone in a car….
When you call these numbers you can only report them if you can still sea the truck and if your the driver behind them…
Bit of a fudge up eh?
Spppammammamamamma 2007-08-06 17:49:49 Spamalamadingdong. Wont keep you long, wasted watching red dwarf s.2 (holly hop etc) Good weekend? me too. Paintballing is fun, will tell you about it tomorrow
Going offline until the weekend?!?! 2007-08-13 07:44:18 Hi all, lack of updates is due to the amount of work I now have to do, will start updating soon, most likely once a week
Read more:Going
5 mins to post! 2007-08-16 07:59:59 Morning all, better make this quick, really pissed off with work today, will explain when I get wasted and pass out on Tiff as she tries to carry me home.
Got my team leader talking about kicking a cat up the arse, which is always funny, new member of the team after the last one left, Lauras back with avengance!
Bored now, still got 4 mins to write!
Errrr…
I HAVE GREEN CARD YES? the saying which was started by myself, adam and chris in the pub with our GM and DM when they asked what we talk about to customers.
Needless to say…
They didnt like it one bit…
But Im still working some how, still doing my thing news in my life:
- Im completely debt free meaning I have over £800 a month for beer
- Im going to be looking for a new job
(1 min left)
- Im offically sick of phones, I want to get out there and do…anything else……
- My bed is still standing
- Its now 4 months today since I started going out with Tiff (posted 2 times on this site I think)
- I
I shouldnt but I do! 2007-08-21 06:15:59 Morning once again! I have been working hard at work.. No really I have, so yet again I havent been able to sort out the site.
This weekend see’s my last weekend alive, Im going to prague for my brothers Stag do and have been told NOT to go near strip clubs by my other 1/2…
Sorry tiff… Dont think I can resist
As you can see the post before this was another bit of advertising, well… need to pay the bills some how
Cheaper Than Hotels 2007-08-21 06:10:08 Now I’m not one to review holiday websites, but lately I have been thinking more and more about them due to my upcoming stag do.
I have been talking to a work colleague about Australia, she has just come back from a 6 month tour of the place, when I asked her about it she loved it and she also suggested I go, so there I was looking on the net as I normally do at work when I came across a site. - Now I know what people are saying, another holiday site but this was the one that Laura used, she found it easy and useful but after looking at it I was amazed by the prices, the choices are all there!
Cheaper than hotels AU is so easy to use, simply load up the URL, find where you want to go, a few clicks later you have got the hotel of your dreams sorted out for a life changing trip around one of the most beautiful countries around. Even better than how easy it is to use is the simple fact its cheap, and Im not talking cheap and tacky, AU$90 for a 4 ½ star hotel, that’s a deal in my book Read more:Hotels
Judgement day is nye…road..monkey 2007-08-23 06:43:11 Yet another day is 1/2 done and my life couldnt be better..
Well that was the first lie of the day, my life could be better… I could be rich and live in some exotic land like…….errr…… Scotland!
Who is scott and why does he have so much land? over to you talking puppet hand:
“I like cheese”
and now sports!
———————————————-
That aside, I jet off for Sun Sea Sex Beer Monkey nuts tomorrow, meaning I have to be awake at something called 7am, I have no idea what this 7am is, but I am open minded to new things (unless it involves Hippies) to fly to prague, go me!
I will post pictures of the horribleness which is drunk people on stilts
Read more:monkey
Smorty the one and only 2007-08-28 15:58:35 Morning all, as I write this I am currently watching ‘Allo ‘Allo, but on a side note I need to talk about something which is making my life some what easier.
Its name is Smorty, no, not some sort of drug or small transparant monkey child of doom. Smorty, is a really simple to use service, must admit the easiest one I have seen. As most people know I love blogging, and I love to post random things, but to get paid for it is just awsome.
I have tried a few in my time but none are this easy and good to use. I dont like to brag about things like this, but to get paid to write, but to get paid weekly is awsome.
Every little helps really
I have already suggested to a number of bloggers who e-mail me, just hope they are smart enough to take this up.
get paid to blog
Justice By Tomato Cage 2007-08-28 15:06:45 There comes a time in every parent’s life when they must introduce their little angel to a retail establishment. In the case of a lawn and garden center, parents must keep a close watch. You see, justice is swift for a child who wrestles with the wrong piece of merchandise.
In your local garden center, it’s a wonder adults can make it out alive. There are scads of serrated blades, poisons, fertilizers, and eye-poker-outers at every turn. So, it is always astonishing to see parents release their offspring into this house of horrors without even a second glance. That was until a day not unlike today.
A man in his forties came in with his daughter, “Jennie”, who was about six. The man gave off the impression that he was newly divorced, and that this was his awkward weekend outing with Jennie. The purpose of their trip was to find some house plants. My guess was his new place needed to feel more like home.
The man scrutinized the dracenas and pothos w Read more:Justice
, Tomato
The P word! 2007-08-28 04:41:59 Our adventures in Prague part 1.
Friday:
6:05 – Woke up to the sound of alarm bells, it was time to get up and get ready for a awesome weekend
6:10 – In the shower
6:20 – Out of the shower
6:30 – Had something to eat
6:40 – Made sure I had all my gear
6:45 – Put shoes on
6:50 – Decide to put my own shoes on
7:00 – Left the house and made my way down to the BP garage at the bottom of my road
The start of Friday in a way kinda sucked, I had forgotten there was a 6am, so seeing it for the first time in a year made me confused and loud, we waited for the mini cab for around 30 minutes before the stag decided to call the mini cab, soon we would be off to Prague
and beer which would almost kill me.
So when it showed up… our Holiday
> begun!
9:15 – We arrive at the airport
9:16 – We found a pub
That’s right the first thing we done, we got to the airport and found a pub, after a few drinks land side and air side it was time for our flight…
We were off.
To Prague
After
A Bolt Of Blue 2007-08-27 14:53:55 Does your wife make you watch Oprah? Can you distinguish a box of your wife’s favorite tampons from twenty feet down the aisle? Well, Christmas has come early this year. Never will your manhood be questioned again thanks to what can only be described as man’s best use of injection molding.
I encountered my first set of “Truck Nutz” on my way home from work today. It had just started sprinkling. The whole world seemed gray.Then, as I watched my windshield fill with drops, I was struck by a bolt of blue-blue balls that is. They were attached by a chrome chain to the bumper of the pickup trunk in front of me. “Are those? Cause they sure look like. On a truck?” I asked myself. Alone in my car, I pulled my cell phone out to take a picture, only my windshield wipers were on, and it came out too dark! The light changed and traffic began to move. I watched the blue scrotum make its way through the intersection, past the Krispy Kreme (where my h
something nice and simple with no responsibility 2007-08-27 10:22:35 The tag line of my life!
Ladies and Gents Im back from prague and im shattered. Landed at 6pm sunday, got back home at 8:30pm, left my house at 8:35, got to the pub for 8:55 and worked until 1:00am…then came back home with the misses and went to sleep around 4am.
Been a very good weekend with strippers, guns, steak, beer and singing. I will be writing up a massive blog soon for it, so happy reading until then love you all.
cya
Read more:something
The P work part 2 2007-08-31 06:25:45 Saturday! (Prague part 2 installment 1 – to big to have 1 post!)
I awoke to the sound of “ARRRHAHHTRAHJAHAHHAHAA$$!” I was kev, he had just woken up in a foreign place and it must have scared him shitless, it might have been the over powering sight of my beard or sexual hair. So I got up and walked to the door to find 1000’s of ninjas standing in the hall way, then I realized I was still drunk from the night before, also I’ve never seen a fat ninja before (sorry Barry).
After a torrent of comments about my hair and how “shit” I looked I attempted to put some jeans on and head for breakfast, I suspected Kev’s “likes” for a long time so when he sat down with a plate of sausage I prayed to god that I wasn’t raped the night before, thankfully I wasn’t, but I have a feeling that mark had been.
- The night before Mark had attempted to sleep in the same room as Baggins and Big Gay Bear (Barry), no one had told them Barry snores like a…well…. Picture a bomb bein
A story by chris! 2007-08-30 08:53:22 The tale I tell, is a tale indeed , not the kind of tail a fellow dog would wag or a cat would use to balance but a tail of woe , a tale of wisdom , a tale of MAGIC . well not so much magic but still . there was once a young farmer , farmer Joe was his name , a fairly mediocre chap with a mediocre life and no real ambition .He worked in the empire state building , and had a big hat . every day his colleagues would pester him about bringing his animals into the building , as last time he managed to lose his fish nemo , but that’s another story
. it was worse than a zoo sometimes !! one day his elephant was standing in the corridor as usual , waving his trunk at passers by , when suddenly a fairy appeared , a devil fairy , with these firey ( but sexi ) eyes , dragons wings and a mood to match my bird on stella , yeh its possible . the fairy flew around the offices causing a nuisance , the workers thought the disturbance was the poor elephant , they attacked it with pencils and rulers
Smorty the one and only 2007-08-28 15:58:35 Morning all, as I write this I am currently watching ‘Allo ‘Allo, but on a side note I need to talk about something which is making my life some what easier.
Its name is Smorty, no, not some sort of drug or small transparant monkey child of doom. Smorty, is a really simple to use service, must admit the easiest one I have seen. As most people know I love blogging, and I love to post random things, but to get paid for it is just awsome.
I have tried a few in my time but none are this easy and good to use. I dont like to brag about things like this, but to get paid to write, but to get paid weekly is awsome.
Every little helps really
I have already suggested to a number of bloggers who e-mail me, just hope they are smart enough to take this up.
get paid to blog
Justice By Tomato Cage 2007-08-28 15:06:45 There comes a time in every parent’s life when they must introduce their little angel to a retail establishment. In the case of a lawn and garden center, parents must keep a close watch. You see, justice is swift for a child who wrestles with the wrong piece of merchandise.
In your local garden center, it’s a wonder adults can make it out alive. There are scads of serrated blades, poisons, fertilizers, and eye-poker-outers at every turn. So, it is always astonishing to see parents release their offspring into this house of horrors without even a second glance. That was until a day not unlike today.
A man in his forties came in with his daughter, “Jennie”, who was about six. The man gave off the impression that he was newly divorced, and that this was his awkward weekend outing with Jennie. The purpose of their trip was to find some house plants. My guess was his new place needed to feel more like home.
The man scrutinized the dracenas and pothos w Read more:Justice
, Tomato
The P word! 2007-08-28 04:41:59 Our adventures in Prague part 1.
Friday:
6:05 – Woke up to the sound of alarm bells, it was time to get up and get ready for a awesome weekend
6:10 – In the shower
6:20 – Out of the shower
6:30 – Had something to eat
6:40 – Made sure I had all my gear
6:45 – Put shoes on
6:50 – Decide to put my own shoes on
7:00 – Left the house and made my way down to the BP garage at the bottom of my road
The start of Friday in a way kinda sucked, I had forgotten there was a 6am, so seeing it for the first time in a year made me confused and loud, we waited for the mini cab for around 30 minutes before the stag decided to call the mini cab, soon we would be off to Prague
and beer which would almost kill me.
So when it showed up… our Holiday
> begun!
9:15 – We arrive at the airport
9:16 – We found a pub
That’s right the first thing we done, we got to the airport and found a pub, after a few drinks land side and air side it was time for our flight…
We were off.
To Prague
After
A Bolt Of Blue 2007-08-27 14:53:55 Does your wife make you watch Oprah? Can you distinguish a box of your wife’s favorite tampons from twenty feet down the aisle? Well, Christmas has come early this year. Never will your manhood be questioned again thanks to what can only be described as man’s best use of injection molding.
I encountered my first set of “Truck Nutz” on my way home from work today. It had just started sprinkling. The whole world seemed gray.Then, as I watched my windshield fill with drops, I was struck by a bolt of blue-blue balls that is. They were attached by a chrome chain to the bumper of the pickup trunk in front of me. “Are those? Cause they sure look like. On a truck?” I asked myself. Alone in my car, I pulled my cell phone out to take a picture, only my windshield wipers were on, and it came out too dark! The light changed and traffic began to move. I watched the blue scrotum make its way through the intersection, past the Krispy Kreme (where my h
something nice and simple with no responsibility 2007-08-27 10:22:35 The tag line of my life!
Ladies and Gents Im back from prague and im shattered. Landed at 6pm sunday, got back home at 8:30pm, left my house at 8:35, got to the pub for 8:55 and worked until 1:00am…then came back home with the misses and went to sleep around 4am.
Been a very good weekend with strippers, guns, steak, beer and singing. I will be writing up a massive blog soon for it, so happy reading until then love you all.
cya
Read more:something
Judgement day is nye…road..monkey 2007-08-23 06:43:11 Yet another day is 1/2 done and my life couldnt be better..
Well that was the first lie of the day, my life could be better… I could be rich and live in some exotic land like…….errr…… Scotland!
Who is scott and why does he have so much land? over to you talking puppet hand:
“I like cheese”
and now sports!
———————————————-
That aside, I jet off for Sun Sea Sex Beer Monkey nuts tomorrow, meaning I have to be awake at something called 7am, I have no idea what this 7am is, but I am open minded to new things (unless it involves Hippies) to fly to prague, go me!
I will post pictures of the horribleness which is drunk people on stilts
Read more:monkey
I shouldnt but I do! 2007-08-21 06:15:59 Morning once again! I have been working hard at work.. No really I have, so yet again I havent been able to sort out the site.
This weekend see’s my last weekend alive, Im going to prague for my brothers Stag do and have been told NOT to go near strip clubs by my other 1/2…
Sorry tiff… Dont think I can resist
As you can see the post before this was another bit of advertising, well… need to pay the bills some how
5 mins to post! 2007-08-16 07:59:59 Morning all, better make this quick, really pissed off with work today, will explain when I get wasted and pass out on Tiff as she tries to carry me home.
Got my team leader talking about kicking a cat up the arse, which is always funny, new member of the team after the last one left, Lauras back with avengance!
Bored now, still got 4 mins to write!
Errrr…
I HAVE GREEN CARD YES? the saying which was started by myself, adam and chris in the pub with our GM and DM when they asked what we talk about to customers.
Needless to say…
They didnt like it one bit…
But Im still working some how, still doing my thing news in my life:
- Im completely debt free meaning I have over £800 a month for beer
- Im going to be looking for a new job
(1 min left)
- Im offically sick of phones, I want to get out there and do…anything else……
- My bed is still standing
- Its now 4 months today since I started going out with Tiff (posted 2 times on this site I think)
- I
Going offline until the weekend?!?! 2007-08-13 07:44:18 Hi all, lack of updates is due to the amount of work I now have to do, will start updating soon, most likely once a week
Read more:Going
Another win for me! 2007-08-08 05:16:30 Morning! Steveo here trying not to explode, how are you all? Good to hear it.
Im sorry about the lack of updates lately have been working really hard… Well… Ok I admit it, Ive been really hung over.
One day soon I hope to post a long interesting post….
Until then, I leave you with this:
Why do trucks have “is my driving ok? 0800 453 434″ numbers when they know its illegal for someone to use their phone in a car….
When you call these numbers you can only report them if you can still sea the truck and if your the driver behind them…
Bit of a fudge up eh?
Spppammammamamamma 2007-08-06 17:49:49 Spamalamadingdong. Wont keep you long, wasted watching red dwarf s.2 (holly hop etc) Good weekend? me too. Paintballing is fun, will tell you about it tomorrow
How to attract the ladies part 1. 2007-08-03 04:39:09 Sorry, was reading something which told me to appeal to the sad individuals online so I used this title, I know its abit harsh, but remember, Im sad too! Only difference is I have a lovely other half so I dont need to impress her!
Now to business, after moderating yet another bunch of hate mail and spam I came accoss this one, now this isnt the whole thing as it had loads of links, but here we go:
“はソースコードの最適化や外部及び内部の手段で検索エンジンを馴染むように修正して上位を目指す一連の施策っていうこと”
As you can see someone has sent me a coded msg, so far I have worked out that a retarded cat with 5 eyes is stuck in a monkey factory somewhere down town and also that the ransom of the cat is over 50000 yen and 2 shoes covered in ninja hippies attached to a donkey carrying 5 midgets in clown costumes.
Thats all I can get so far, any ideas? Please send your suggestions to:
54 FAKE street
Fakelfield
Fakessex
Fake Read more:ladies
mothertrucker!! 2007-07-30 03:13:55 Good monday all and how are we? uhuh… uhuh… oh really? hmmm, yes, no, hahaha, you had a good weekend too then reader? uhuh, yes…
Anyway back to business, as you can all see joe has had a rant, I will give the reason so people dont seem so upset by it.
Joe smells of poo mwahahahhahahahhahahhaha
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