Owner: The Metamorph URL:http://themetamorph.com Join Date: Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:42:12 -0500 Rating:0 Site Description: Personal diary in which I discuss life, liberty, the pursuit of happiness, and Harry Potter. Am all too frequently finding myself in the midst of making life altering decisions these days, let's see how wonderfully I can muck it all up. Site statistics:Click here
Because I am secretly 12 years old 2008-07-11 21:56:32 Isn’t it nice to know that there is an ENTIRE STORE dedicated to fighting Ailments of the Arse? It’s in Historic Corydon, Indiana, if the Preparation H just isn’t working for you.
And because I CANNOT make these things up, town legend states that the owners of this Pharmacy named their daughter Anita. Yes, Anita Butt. Say [...] Read more:secretly
Surfing 2008-07-28 18:36:46 In spite of a tweet earlier today in which I complained about not even being interested in shopping, I did manage to favorite seven pages worth of stuff on Etsy today - lots of jewelry and some art. I also shopped around on other sites trying to find a particular necklace that I saw when shopping with [...] Read more:Surfing
Two bits of yayness 2008-07-26 21:57:52 1. El Boyfriend, home for the weekend, has discovered the joy of pulling down wallpaper. “I can’t believe you did this,” he said, eyeing the wall next the the refrigerator where it all started. He found an edge of the Floral Monstrosity starting to peel away and began to pull. He didn’t stop pulling for a [...]
Musically speaking 2008-08-15 12:16:30 I’ve come across a couple of songs that need to be added to my workout playlist. Which might come in handy on the day I actually walk back into a gym. Anyway.
“When I Grow Up” by The Pussycat Dolls. This one is a guilty pleasure, as I don’t really like any other PCD songs, but the [...]
Might be a good idea to drool-proof your keyboard 2008-08-13 15:22:54 Today is my one day off this week and I’m spending it being all domestically busy and stuff. It kinda sucks, but I’m getting yummy food and clean underwear out of the deal, so at least there are payoffs. The weather is lovely enough that I have the air conditioner OFF - in the middle of August, in [...] Read more:keyboard
y=thesis(reasons - x) 2008-08-25 21:28:11 Bet you’ll never guess who had her first day of school today.
Surprisingly, it is not the Algebra homework that I gave up on this evening. It took me approximately four hours, but I did indeed complete all of the math homework - even though it is not collected or graded for credit. All that hard work [...]
Making up some of those lost Girl Points 2008-09-16 12:10:46 by baking.
Banana Crumb Muffins. The recipe is here. I followed the recipe almost exactly; the only thing I did differently was to use 1/4tsp cinnamon in the streusel topping instead of the 1/8tsp cinnamon the receipe called for. I don’t have a 1/8tsp to measure with and was too lazy to try to just use [...] Read more:Points
Also too incapacitated by headasplodey to form a snazzy title 2008-09-15 15:37:10 Martha Stewart is, at this very moment, heading up a committee to have my Membership to the Female Gender revoked because of the very bad job I’ve done wrapping up some gifts for a co-worker’s baby shower. Basically, I just pulled all of the gifts out of the shopping bags in which they were packaged, made sure the price [...]
If my choice is between Hell and Palin as VP, I’ll take Hell, thanks 2008-10-05 22:29:10 I’ll support women, Ms. Palin. I’ll support any woman who wants to grab you by the uterus and drag your ridiculous ass back to Alaskan wilderness.
She is quite plainly inferring that any woman who doesn’t vote for her is not supporting other women, and is therefore going to Hell. If she wants my opinion, people who [...]
Babblelicious 2008-10-02 15:39:54 So I decided not to head out to Eureka Springs today. I may regret that this weekend when I am flipping out at work because OMG PEOPLE WILL NOT STOP ASKING ME FOR THINGS! (why yes, I AM in the wrong job, thanks for noticing) but today’s been nice, regardless. I woke up very stuffy [...]
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