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Questions of Insincerity Could Invalidate Treaties 0000-00-00 00:00:00 A current United States president, speaking under the conditions of anonymity, told our people today that he and senior oval office staff are looking into the possibilities that several long-standing treaties and agreements with numerous European nations could be invalidated due to "the generally insincere natures of the indigenous peoples."
"Look," ...
Shot Recipies You Gotta Try! 0000-00-00 00:00:00
Sex on the Beach? A Blow Job? A Buttery Nipple? An Orgasm?
Forget those same ol' shooters, our mixologists are shaking up fresh quaffs just in time to kick of your summer of saucin'. Try one of these great shots tonite!
Lucky Nutsack
2 oz. Bailey's Irish Crème
2 oz. Frangelico
2 oz. Dry Sack ... Read more:Recipies
, Gotta
Introducing the OriginalUnoriginal ou-Phone: Haul Your Life Around With You 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Holy shit. America has been talking about it for the last six months.
When we lifted the prototype from the vat of molten lava in which it was forged, even we were knocked on our asses. Our designers went back over the blueprints. "We designed it," they said, "but who made ... Read more:Introducing
Iphone To Have Built in Enema Function 0000-00-00 00:00:00 How nifty is the new iphone?! It does everything. You can phone your friends, text message them, email them, chat with them; listen to your music, watch your movies, surf the web; use the built-in swiss army knife to open beers, and 8 or 9 later stab a friend; and ... Read more:Built
AFGHANISTAN — the musical! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Yes, Afghanistan. For years, we've loved it as a country, dreamt of its sexy culture, and marveled at its global standing as a leader in agriculture, industry, and diplomacy.
"It's the perfect marriage of modern dance and Al-Jazera!" raves Shelly Fanouk of the Godless Infidel Sunday Shopper.
Created by Mahmud al-Mahmud Shakka ... Read more:mdash
Sopranos Viewing Party Ends in Bloodbath 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Hoboken, NJ -- A Sopranos
viewing party ended in a bloodbath Sunday at the home of a local teamster, Cosimo Mancini. The fighting apparently began after disappointed friends began arguing about the controversial ending to the popular HBO show about a mob boss and his family.
Jimmi "Iron Leg" Ferralano apparently ... Read more:Viewing
, Party
, Bloodbath
Small Town to Eagerly Welcome New Dork 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Ferretsville, SC -- In what is being hailed as "the best thing to happen around here in over a decade", the township of Ferretsville (Pop. 421) is welcoming Myron Wilburforce Tuppley (14, and small for his age) and his parents, Preston and Doris as new residents. "I'm especially happy for ... Read more:Small
, Welcome
, Small Town
Police Search Home of French Prime Minister 0000-00-00 00:00:00
Politics are the same everywhere you go...occasionally it gets interesting.
Police
searched the home of Dominique de Villepin, the former French
Prime Minister
, yesterday as judges appeared close to charging him with conspiring to implicate Nicolas Sarkozy, now the President, in a corruption scandal. Criminal charges are thought likely after examining ... Read more:Search
Man Marries Same B**ch 5 Times 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Apparently it could happen:
If there were something you could take after experiencing a painful or traumatic event that would permanently weaken your memory of what had just happened, would you take it? As correspondent Lesley Stahl first reported last fall, it’s an idea that may not be so far off, ... Read more:Times
Al Gore III Busted For Marijuana And A Medicine Cabinet Full Of Goodies 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Al Gore's son was busted yesterday for pot and a wealth of prescription drugs that would make Rush Limbaugh cringe.
The 24-year-old son of former Vice President Al Gore was arrested for drug possession on Wednesday after he was stopped for speeding in his hybrid Toyota Prius, a sheriff's official said.
Al ... Read more:Busted
, Marijuana
, Medicine
, Cabinet
, Goodies
Shock: 21 Year Old Punk Smarter than Al Gore 0000-00-00 00:00:00
This when I had lost hope for the next generation. Filed under "Who The Fuck Are The Artic Monkeys". Also, as it happens, the name of one of their albums:
"It's a bit patronising for us 21 year olds to try to start to change the world," said Arctic Monkeys drummer ... Read more:Shock
Salt Water As Fuel? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Could this be the answer to our energy problems?
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6vSxR6UKFM]
Gay Porn Producer Struggles to Name Sicko-Inspired Parody 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Lance Turkwood, President and CEO of the Society of Homosexual Revelry In Motion Pictures (SHRIMP) is trying to determine the best title for his next film, a 60 minute, direct-to-DVD gay pornographic feature inspired by Michael Moore's health-care-industry-skewering documentary Sicko
.
"Right now, we're struggling between Dicko and Sucko. Fisto and Swallo ... Read more:Producer
, Inspired
$150 Million Found Hidden In Mexico Mansion 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Mexican politics at its best:
The Mexican government vigorously denied this week the accusations of a Chinese-Mexican businessman who is wanted on drug charges here but who asserts that $150 million found hidden in his mansion came from members of President Felipe Calderón's party, including the secretary of labor.
Zhenli Ye Gon, ... Read more:Hidden
, Mexico
, Mansion
I A Kicked Burning Terrorist So Hard In Balls That I Tore A Tendon 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Priceless:
A HERO cabbie who took on the Glasgow Airport terror suspects told yesterday how he booted one of them in the privates.
Alex McIlveen, 45, kicked the man, whose body was in flames, so hard that he tore a tendon in his foot. Read more:Burning
, Terrorist
, Balls
Bull Will Avenge Father’s Death in San Fermín Festival 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Every year, the San Fermín Festival
in Pamplona, Spain brings hundreds of drunken Spaniards pressing their luck against angry bulls. The event involves hundreds of lunatics trying to outrun pissed-off bulls down a half mile stretch of cobbled streets. This year a bull named Inigo Montoya will avenge his father’s death.
“He ... Read more:Father
Gay Porn Director Makes Sicko Decision 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Vacillating between Dicko and Sucko as titles for his Sicko
-inspired feature, all-male film producer Lance Turkwood fooled everyone, naming his soon-to-be-released feature Slick-Hole.
"It's fabulous. It just came to me," explained Turkwood . . . without a hint of irony.
Read the original story here. Read more:Director
Hunter S. Thompson’s restaurant review 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It was sometime before 8 PM when I entered the swanky new French restaurant
, Le Rongeur Precieux, with my buxom escort, Lola, and a satchel full of emergency supplies. As the maitre d came to welcome us, I put him in a hammerlock.
"Listen, you pigfucking degenerate!" I barked in his ... Read more:Hunter
, Thompson
, review
Wake the Fuck Up 0000-00-00 00:00:00 http://www.doingitwrong.com/
Couple On Jet Ski Catch Major Air Over Flooded Spillway 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This looks amazingly painful. Having been personally beaten around on one of these things in the surf of San Diego, I can tell you these people will be in serious pain for days.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOnDMEzKpk] Read more:Catch
, Major
66 to 1 Odds Paris Hilton Does Cover of Jailhouse Rock 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sounds like a great bet. Are there seriously people who bet on this?
On Friday, Paddy Power had switched its celebrity betting back solely onto Hilton
's likely 2007 fortunes. She merited a 5-to-4 chance of ending up in a rehabilitation clinic by the end of the year, while a return to ... Read more:Paris
, Cover
Porno Pizza? 0000-00-00 00:00:00
I'd heard rumors from up north and decided to do a little online research on this one. Turns out you just get a grease covered picture of pie under your pie.
A new Winnipeg pizza place is delivering more than pepperoni with its pies.
Corey Wildeman has launched Porno Pizza
, a delivery-only ...
Special Olympics Logo Kicks Regular Olympics Logo’s Ass 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The recently unveiled 2012 London Olympics
logo was put to the test Monday in a head-to-head competition with less ambitious but elegantly understated Special
Olympics logo.
The Special Olympics logo kicked the other's ass, according to contest organizer Liv Paisley.
"It wasn't even close," Mr. Paisley said. "The regular logo ... Read more:Kicks
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