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You know you are an expat kid when 2008-02-19 15:11:00 You know you are an expatriate kid when 1. You flew before you could walk 2. You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?" 3. You have a passport, but no driver's license 4. You watch National Geographic specials and recognize someone 5. You run into someone you know at every airport 6. You have a time zone map next to your telephone 7. Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to..." five times 8. You speak with authority on the quality of airline travel 9. National Geographic (or the travel channel) makes you homesick 10. You read the international section before the comics 11. You live at school, work in the tropics, and go home for vacation 12. You don't know where home is 13. You sort your friends by continent 14. Someone brings up the name of a team,
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You know you are Moroccan when 2007-04-03 13:50:00 1) You watched Captain Majid. And you wanted to be just like him. (Guy)2) You were in love with Captain Majid and wished you could be friends with Saly. (Girl)3) You spoke French with some of your friends, your parents sometimes. But with your grandparents, it was Darija or Shel7a, Soussia, Rifya.4) You’d call the maid from the kitchen to bring you a glass of water or a blanket just a few feet away from you (It’s sad I know).5) You think Moroccan
food is the best, French food is second.6) Gas is by the liter and you don’t pump it yourself, some one does it and you pay them.7) Having an AC at home was a luxury, besides, in the summer, you just stayed downstairs, especially if you had “la cave”.8) You wanted Morocco to go all the way in World Cup 1998. Brazil lost on purpose agains
You know you are a biker when 2008-04-11 15:03:00 You know when you're a biker when...1. You do not plan to buy a car, ever.2. You look foreward to gasoline going for more than $10/gallon.3.You consider 100 miles to be biking distance.4. You laugh when you see traffic jams.5. Your bike rides are longer than most bus routes.6. Entire transit systems are within your biking range. This includes regional transit.7. "Spare The Air" means nothing. You've been doing this all along.
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