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Brains Out? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Friend -That girl is hot man, I’d fuck her brains out.
Me -You like to assume alot of things, don’t you.
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My Basic Instinct. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Somehow the second Basic
Instinct movie came up today. It reminded me instantly of the original, which I had on tape almost immediately after it came out. I don’t remember where I got it, but I was 13 and I loved it. I specifically remember the interrogation scene where she ...
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Bluetooth replacement. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I don’t have a bluetooth earpiece, so now I talk on the actual phone and just flip everyone off.
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Pissckles. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I got a veggie burger at this place today and it came with a pickle. I finished the burger and took a bite of the pickle. It tasted weird. I kept thinking, what the hell does this taste like? Oh uhm, it kinda tastes like piss. I put the pickle ...
Spearcatchers. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I ran out of names to call people, so, like I always do, I made something up.
Me - “Stop being such a spearcatcher and get me a beer.”
Friend - “I think you mean spearchucker.”
Me - “No I didn’t you fucking racist.”
Not Right. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 How come when you’re just finished with a blowjob and the girl is still working it, you have to tell her to stop cause it feels like you’re getting attacked by the tickle monster.
Life ain’t fair.
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Famous Quotes. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today a new record was set. It was set as a human repeated a common quote for a determined amount of time set by me rounding off some numbers.
Today a phrase was set into the record books. Today, A quote was said for the #5,000,000,000th time in the recorded history ...
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United Fart Championship. UFC. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Sometimes when I watch the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), I get mad. Hitting is cool, but I think the wrestling is completely false. One male fighter gets taken down, spends an eternity on the ground; wrapped up with another man. Everyone knows all you have to do is fart ...
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Best thing Music. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I found the best thing ever today in the form of music. It is as follows..
ARTIST: Gangsta Fag
TITLE: America’s Worst Nightmare
LABEL: Snitch Records
GENRE: Hip-Hop
SOURCE: CD
I am not sure what exactly to hate about this the most. Let me at least list the things.
1. He is a rapper.
2. He is gay.
3. ...
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Blow Jobs? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Is a Blowjob the same as Blowing Jobs?
Geicko. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I had a Gecko once, but he ran away when I cancelled the policy.
Nervous Priest. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I hope that when I get married, the priest isn’t nervous. Then again it might be hard to find someone who will do nuptuals when you’re doing it doggystyle to your about to be wife. You know how I roll.
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Handsfree. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 First off, I hate fuckers who use handsfree adapters for their cellphones. It’s just really annoying to me. How do I know who you’re talking to? The funniest ones though, are the ones that are actually wired to the cellphone. Nice work on the handsfree guys. I have never, not ...
Ass writing. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw this chick today with those pants that have a slogan across the ass. I’m not really against them because now you have an excuse to be staring at a girls ass, but today I saw something that bothered me. She had these sweatpants on that said “Pink” across ...
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The guy with the AIDS. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I went to a bar tonight. It’s right by my work so it’s in gay Manhattan aka Chelsea. It’s an Irish bar so the gay is repressed enough to make it seem straight. In the bathroom they have those ads that you look at when you’re going to take a ...
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My first born. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When I accidentally get a girl pregnant i’m probably going to freak out. I know this will probably happen at some time. It would be hard to have her have an abortion that would be my fault. I know that it’s really her choice. That’s why I have prepared myself ...
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Grandma Sickness? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Have you ever had GrandmaSickness
? Whether it’s the smell of mothballs or dull accompaniment we have the solution.
Yes that’s right, Gramamine is made for before you get sick at Grandmas. Take two and call me in the morning.
This is in no way affiliated with Gram ‘a’ mine, the ...
Operators are standing by. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I turned on QVC last night for a quick laugh. I find the channel absolutely hilarious. Especially when they have those 120 pc knife sets that make great gifts. They are dead serious, but I have never known anyone in my life to need a knife, let alone 120 of ...
Real Krispies. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The Real Rice Krispies.
The Real Cocoa Krispies.
No lie. This is how they intended it.
Clock Blockers. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I don’t know about you guys, but every time I go to look at the time before i’m about to meet a girl, some dude steps in my way. I’m gonna call it “Clock
Blocking” for lack of something better to call it. Why do these guys keep blocking my ...
Corn Fairy. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I think that someone must be slipping corn in my ass while i’m sleeping or something. It keeps coming out in my poop. Is there a corn fairy?
Pennsylvania Commandments. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I went fishing in Pennsylvania
this weekend. It was all good except for the tick episodes which I will write later. We went to this place on the side of the road and I took this picture because I found it so amazing.
So this is a sign at a place ...
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Bells on. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My friend called me and asked me if I was gonna be around for the Sopranos finale. I told him yeah and that I would be here with bells on. Then I wondered if maybe he was picturing me on the couch in some bondage leather reindeer straps with bells ...
Hey, save some energy. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Lately I have been bombarded with energy saving commercials both on the subway and tv. Energy saving also means conserving fuel. I don’t drive but I gotta hear about this shit all the time. I remember hearing about the “Not buy gas day” on May 15th and thinking, Wow. You ...
PBS Calls. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 One of my favorite pastimes is calling PBS when they’re selling something (asking for money). I saw something today about Animusicals or something. It was basically like computer animation and some music over it. They were asking the modest price of $150 for 2 DVD’s and a mousepad. What a ...
KFC’s Chicken Chokers. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 New from KFC, the Chicken
Choker! If you can’t choke it, it ain’t Chicken.
Losing Weight. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Me - Hey man, how ya doin? Long time no see. You actually look like you lost some weight!
Stranger - I actually did lose some weight! How are you?
Me - I’m fine as always. Have you tried re-tracing your steps?
Stranger - I’m not sure what you mean.
Me - To find ...
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