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Balls in Ass Theory. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw this picture today with a guy who had his balls in his ass. He was bent over and he took his scrot and balls and just popped them in his ass and kept them there. With his 2 eggs in there, it was kind of like some sort ...
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, Theory
The Descent. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I don’t know which one of you assclowns reccomended to me that I should see the movie “The Descent
”. I was looking for something that was a “Decent Modern American Horror movie”, and one of you yelped out “The Descent”. Next time I won’t use the word “Decent” to ask ...
Police Priority. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today I realized what is great about America. We have freedoms. Did you know the police have freedoms? Did you know that you sort of do? Did you know that cops have the freedom to pull someone over and take a cellphone call in the middle of asking for license ...
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Condoleeza Rice. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I swear to god I just saw Condoleeza Rice at McDonalds. She was taking bites that made the cheeseburger look like an asscrack. She would bite into it and the gap in her teeth put a perfect line of cheeseburger down the middle. I bet eating chicken wings is easy ...
W.A.S.P. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 W.A.S.P. is musically the equal of George Thorogood and Jesus Christ having a child.
A really great concept.
Bad casting. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today on Spike TV, they had blindfold kickboxing. It is very clever, I must admit that. The only problem is with the cheaters. You can tell when the guys walk around with their face pointed to the sky to try to look out of the bottom of the blindfold. I ...
Physical impossibility = The new Black Plague. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 One problem at a time folks. You heard it now.
America is sitting back waiting for the next Black
Plague. People just sit there and watch while George W. Bush knits afghans over Baghdad. Fortunately this isn’t the real problem. It’s the new Black Plague that’s the problem. The new Black ...
YouTube Douchebag Petition Guild. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 This can’t be just me. Ever watch a YouTube
video that is funny or even not funny for 4 seconds and you decide, hey I should give this some time, something might happen. Then, nothing happens. The microsecond that you decide to leave, you log the time of the video ...
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Dogs look like their… 0000-00-00 00:00:00 They always say that Dogs look like their owners. I have found other things to be true.
Dogs shit like their owners - This is true but it doesnt translate exactly to both parties shitting. The face when the dog shits is like the owners face when they talk. This is ...
Hennessy. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Hennessy, It’s hip-hop without the bullshit. It’ll get ya drunk tho.
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Future Subway Directions. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today while waiting at the 14th Street Station at 14th and 8th, someone asked me for directions to Christopher Street. The correct thing to say was, take this train one stop to West 4th and walk a few blocks North. Instead I turned to him and in my best Russian ...
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, Subway
, Directions
Unfortunately it’s me. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 My farts smell like dead animals. This is supposed to happen to other people.
I hate you Jesus.
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Poker anyone? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I got this friend, and he’s gay. I like him cause he gambles. Not like like, but you know what I mean. He’s got good stories most of the time cause he’s not that whimsical swishy fag type. Our dialog was as follows.
Me : So how was Atlantic City?
Gay : ...
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Black Ice. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The term Black
Ice is racist as fuck. From now on you should all say “Ice you can’t see but it’s really there.”. Either that or “Watermelon Ice”.
If you have a good substitute term/phrase for Black Ice, please put it in the comments section.
Cat Poemetry. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Today my cat told me,
That he likes Terra Blue Chips,
By eating the whole bag off the table when I was in the bathroom.
Do’s and Non’t’s. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I heard a new word today. It was spoken by some young black men on the train. I guess it could be ebonics. It was Non’t, a clever jamming of two negative logical words into one illogical double negative contraction.
“Non’t you be takin my ipods.”
I never knew you could put ...
Found! 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Body research is natural for me. I’m always seeking out something. Today I sought out those hard to find Glands. The really hard ones to find in the human body. Aside from some lint, pencil shavings and other unwanted debris, I actually found something!
Yes, that’s right, I finally found my ...
Sugar. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 It’s candy without the bullshit.
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Why I’ve never stabbed someone. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I was sitting around thinking about knives and shit, and I asked myself that age old question, “Why haven’t I stabbed anyone?”. This is a complex question. This is a question that can be answered in only one way, and with one word. Trees.
Yes, thats right. Trees have kept me ...
The Tazmanian Dildo. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Feel like goin down under? Who better to trust than your old buddy taz?
Guaranteed to make you sound like him when he’s wiggin out.
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Totally American. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I love that i’m American
. I guess i’m more of a soft-spoken Hexpatriate but today I really realized I reached the American Dream. I was laying on my couch watching the new Superman movie and eating cookies and milk. I felt like I was a 12 year old American boy ...
Gaydio Station. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Introducing the worlds first Gaydio Station
. 102.9 WGAY. That’s of course on FM; Faggotry Modulation.
Female Masturbation Slang. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Here are some new takes on the old classics when discussing FemaleMasturbation
.
Playin catch with Otto Von Hammerheart.
Oiling the Foxhole.
Goin to Corsica via Sicily.
Laying down with Misstress Barbara.
Converting Euros to Pesos.
Katzin the Deli at the Harry met Sally Table.
Gettin outta Chelsea.
Watching Rocketman at IMAX.
Havin a drink with good ol ...
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Celebrities - The Anna Paquin Experience. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 The other day the F train arrived and I noticed the actress Anna Paquin sitting by the door. She was sitting quietly by herself like everyone else. Since every F Train is always so packed, I made my way into the car so everyone else could get in. There were ...
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101 Crostini Jokes. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 From the makers of Sticky Hand comes another can’t live without product.
101 Crostini Jokes
Yes that’s right 101 jokes about Crostini’s. Just when you though the hilarity was over it’s only just begun.
19.95 and i’ll send them all in notebook format.
Hit me up on Crostinispace.org
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