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Toys ‘R’ Us Kid. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 To this day I have never met someone who is still a Toys ‘R’ Us kid. Everyone is all grown up.
What a load of shit that commercial was.
Bill the Great….Alcoholic. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Bill the great is an alcoholic at a place we go to. The question is… where is he from? Riverside? Long Island City? no.. well maybe, but what about Cennunctah? South Philly? The truth is he is from everywhere, and he wears it on his houndstooth sleeve.
He carries himself with ...
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, Alcoholic
Owner of 4Comedy fucks dogs. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 As it turns out, the owner of the 4Comedy
website actually fucks dogs.
JOHN YIORKATZI
3074 45 st 1rl
ASTORIA, NY 11103
United States
That’s right. John Yiorkatzi was actually caught in a threesome with a German Shepherd and a Dachsund. He was dick deep in ...
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Never, ever. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Never, under any circumstances, say to a girl “I want to get in your pampers”.
It’s just not right.
What’s worse? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 What’s worse than garbage?
French garbage!
Trust me, i’ve been there. That place doesn’t smell all that great.
STDs, My PSA. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I’m not one to sleep around. Mostly cause no one wants to sleep with me. The other day I had an opportunity I couldn’t pass up. I was at the movies with this girl and we were taking it to the next level. I didn’t have any condoms, but I ...
Steve Miller Band on a Apple IIe. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 10 THIS HERE’S A STORY ‘BOUT BILLY JOE AND BOBBY SUE
20 TWO YOUNG LOVERS WITH NOTHIN’ BETTER TO DO
30 THAN SIT AROUND THE HOUSE, GET HIGH AND WATCH THE TUBE
40 AND HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED WHEN THEY DECIDED TO CUT LOOSE
50 *ANOTHER INTERLUDE WITH MUSIC OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED*
60 THE HEADED ...
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, Miller
, Apple
5 second rule. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I always knew it as the 5 second rule because my families were clean. You know, the amount of time that you had to pick up something on the ground and eat it after you dropped it. I knew this kid who had a 33 second rule. Actually I think ...
Apple IIe Baseball. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 10 GET ON BASE
20 STEAL THE BASE
30 GET TO THE NEXT BASE
40 GET TO THE NEXT BASE
50 IT’S CALLED HOME PLATE
60 RUN
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Godaddy.com for Domains. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 You can buy your domains really cheap online from Godaddy. It’s not a secret that I go to GoThirdCousinRemoved for my domains. He’s younger, cheaper and won’t kick my ass when he gets drunk.
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Dora the Good Woman. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 ‘Dora the Good Woman’ is my latest cartoon. I swear I am not copying ‘Dora the Explorer’. She doesn’t talk and will only go to the grocery stores, do laundry and clean. Once you take the ‘Explorer’ part out it is totally more feasible, and watchable!
Google Maps Street View. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Google Maps now has a “Street
View” setting on it. It is really neat but I can’t wait to get that “Skateboard View” setting. I heard it was coming. I read it on some blog
I’m gonna thrash this city like a mother duuude.
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, Google Maps
Horoscopes. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Horoscopes are really good at making me fuck things up. I have something right in front of me and then i’m like, “Oh yeah I gotta remember to have perseverance about that unexpected opportunity around the corner since Venus is in line with my penis. I dunno, Maybe that was ...
Blood Hair. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Did any of you know that in India they are scalping women for their hair to sell? Those women with the long manes. Even the horses were jealous up ’til then.
I heard this from a friend the other day and then it occured to me that the extension that ...
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Pugchasin. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Seriously this shit is pretty fucked up. Hide your Pugs from gay men.
If you missed the joke, click here.
Gay Parent. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw a copy of Gay Parent
magazine on the street today. I was inclined to pick it up since i’m neither gay nor a parent. Maybe I could have a laugh. Just as I went to pick it up and had a flashback to my youth. Damn we sure ...
RATM. A look back. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Rage Against the Machine. They used to be my favorite band. That was 15 years ago since their first album came out and I was 14 years old. I would listen to it and just go nuts. Social injustice and teen angst were some combo. I’m 29 now. Yesterday I ...
Deaf Lepper. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 What did the Deaf Lepper say to Def Leppard? I’m your drummer.
Satan & Satan LLC. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I wonder if there are box seats in hell for personal injury lawyers that advertise. There really should be.
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Math Problems. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 If Timmy has 4 buttplugs and a tub of boy butter and Tommy has 2 dildos and some mineral oil, exactly how gay are they?
For extra credit, where did their parents go wrong?
When I feel down. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 When I feel down, I have a sure fire cure. I go to the closest cemetary and lay down on top of a grave. Stare up at the sky and rip a huge fart. Then I start laughing about farting on dead people.
It really works. Try it sometime.
Cockroach Man. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Do you think that Cockroach Man would be as popular as Spider Man? Probably not with superpowers like…
Able to scurry under anything at the flick of a light.
Able to survive an atomic bomb.
Able to worsen asthma symptoms.
Super creepy.
I guess i’ll stop writing that script now.
SLOMMING. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I saw this god awful anti-drug commercial the other day. It was a bunch of kids in school who put leeches on themselves cause everyone was doing it. Basically the peer pressure aspect was showing that if people thought it was cool, other people would do it. They called ...
Extra Money. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I’m really short on money so I went Today I went on the street and tried to handle pans for money. I had a sauce pot and a frying pan and a pressure cooker. I started off in the subway station in Times Square and I handled all the pans ...
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, Money
Don’t get Jumped. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 One of the things you have to watch out for living in Brooklyn is getting jumped. I haven’t experienced it or seen it but I know it’s out there. I heard people on the subway talking about getting jumped the other day. The craziest shit is that the only place ...
Am I Racist? 0000-00-00 00:00:00 I can’t tell what is racist anymore but I need to ask here.
Am I racist if I hate the entire human race?
If so, call me a racist.
I do however like the following races.
Seahorses
Salamanders
Lemurs
Kitties
Fishies
Horsies
Hopefully you are one of those. If not i’m sorry.
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Wheat Pennies. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 All the kids now are collecting Wheat Pennies
. I used to collect them too. I would put them up my ass and a whole loaf of bread would come out.
Looking back, maybe that wasn’t bread.
Mario teaches typing. 0000-00-00 00:00:00 Mario teaching typing is a great game. I’ve actually never played it, I’ve only warped to the end. Pipe style.
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