I have thought that pick-up lines are so corny that one day if a guy said it to me, I would probably burst out laughing. Nevertheless, I do like reading them to get my daily doses of giggles. Pick up lines for me, are more joke materials than anything else. Of course use wisely they [...]
Sicuramente in molti già lo conoscono o lo usano, per chi invece non ne ha ancora sentito parlare, segnalo Witty un client free per Twitter. Scritto usando WPF (Windows Presentation Foundation), funziona sia su sistema Windows Vista che Windows Xp. Tra le varie feature da sottolineare la possibilità di personalizzazione attraverso l'uso di skin oppure la presenza di un servizio di
Britain has really picked up on using reusable bags. This story by Alice Fisher from a recent issue of the Guardian suggests that using plastic should become like wearing a fur coat - something that makes you embarrassed. And it is happening. Up and coming new designer David David says ‘The shopper is a billboard [...]
A young trial lawyer, known for being witty, was defending a man accused of burglary and tried yet another one of his creative defenses. The judge, while not known for having a sense of humor, decided to hear the young lawyer out.“My client admits he did, in fact, reach his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. However, his arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can pun
It was bullshitty in the first place that Jerell even had to compete for a spot in Bryant Park. He won that last challenge and by the rules of the competition that should have guaranteed him a spot.Unfortunately for him, the producers just couldn't leave well enough alone.Which, come to think of it, is also a pretty good way of describing this dress. Jerell just couldn't leave well enough alone.We
Media NewsNew Delhi, September 16. 2008In this special episode, Rocky & Mayur announce the third edition of the 'Naan- Polluting' Awards… spanning from the most overrated to the most overwhelming dhaba’s.Join them to find out what type of food and what kind of mood makes an impression on our highway heroes. Don’t miss ‘Highway on my Plate’ this Saturday, September 20, 2008 at 5.30 pm
Director Frank Miller is giving a rather special tongue-in-cheek tone to the upcoming movie adaptation of Will Eisner’s The Spirit. To understand what I mean Just watch the bootleg preview clip of the Spirit at Io9 (here or click the picture below). It shows a bizarre fight between the Spirit (Gabriel Macht) and his nemesis the Octopus (played by Samuel L. Jackson).
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Kathy goes on a fantabulous adventure on her hit show My Life On The D-List.
Destination: dreamy TahitiThat's where I'd like to live.
Click on the links below to watch the whole episode:
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
Ok, so has everyone returned safe & sound from BlogHer ‘08? Will the BlogHer ‘08 talk now cease? LOL
Seriously, from the pics of unnamed people I’ve seen, they look like they had a good time. I know I can rely on my friend Jennifer to give a realistic view of the conference, and of [...]
Snappy Answer #1A stewardess was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, “Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.” Snappy Answer #2A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn’t find one big enough for her
CHICAGO – So far in the 2008 summer animation season we’ve seen cuddly martial artists (“Kung Fu Panda”) and robots in love (“WALL-E”).
Rating: 4.0/5.0
But where are the monkeys and how long before the first joke about flinging their poo? Both desires are satisfied in the playfully visual and wryly funny “Space Chimps,” which is anchored by the vocal talents of Andy Samberg (
Yay, I finally have buttons that we can use for our happy/grateful/bragging day. I'll make more options for next week. I found these great graphics on allposters.com and made these cheeky buttons for ya! Or maybe a less off-color choice? After such a crazy week, I wanted to keep today's post light and funny. Remember my cousin the ER doctor I've been visiting? I found a continuing education CD on
Hi Friends of Fussy! Welcome to the first ever "Insert-Witty-Title-Thursday." The super cute graphics and a permanent name will just have to wait a few weeks while we are in limbo. So please insert your own witty title for our Thursday happiness post, K? Some favorites from last week are here. All the possible titles are great. I especially loved "Things-Don't-Suck-As-Much-As-I-Thou
Thanks for the bloggity advice, everyone. I think that I have come up with some good ideas to see if they balance my life a little better. I’m sorry if it came off as whining…just know that I am damn grateful to be read by so many. In a lot of ways this is [...]
I was lurking around google code if there is any project that is interesting regarding Twitter, sure enough I found this cool looking Twitter Client called Witty.
Test it and let me know if you liked it.
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I thought before that Advertising and Marketing in business management is one and the same, but I was wrong. I have learned that Advertising is the paid, public, non-personal announcement of a persuasive message by an identified sponsor; the non-personal presentation or promotion by a firm of its products to its existing and potential customers while Marketing is the systematic planning, implement
Not only was Churchill one of the greatest leaders of the 20th century, he was one hell of a witty guy. These are a few of my favorite quotes and anecdotes attributed to him:
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
In war it does not matter who is right, but who [...]
Hahahhahahhaha, wtf! nipples clogs, called the Witty Titties. It is a hand made clogs from Amsterdam. You can choose plain, or with piercing or tattoos. Now suck it guys. Lol. Hey, that’s a cool stuff man. €55 for normal while the one with tattoo or piercing will add another €11.
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There is a crisis of insults on the Web. On one hand, the volume of flames is very high yet the quality is poor. Gone are the days of the razor-sharp wit of Oscar Wilde and Winston Churchill*, only to be replaced by a string of four letter words typed in ALL CAPS [...]
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Thanks to guest photographer, Zoe, I have something to post for today's photo.
It's been a day. You know the kind.
I've told you she was a creative genius and this proves it, in my opinion. Her radio has been missing an antenna for quite some time and she has been spitting mad to miss out on public radio's jazz hour when she goes to bed at night. All the static was giving her
Witty, is a Twitter client for Windows Vista. It is powered by the Windows Presentation Foundation and runs like a "real" application. It can be minimized to the system tray too. Witty lets you post updates, view timelines, view replies, respond to direct messages, and open links in your browser.
Ecorazzi offers Eco-friendly celebrity gossip. They are quite witty with their captions and I enjoy getting a good dose of celebrities gone green from them. One of the Editors posted an entry about the Green Book by Elizabeth Rogers and Thomas Kostigen.
The Green Book offers green solutions for your life but also infuses stories [...]
This is absolutely hilarious, and does makes you wonder why America doesn’t have shows like this. Hmm… Perhaps its because the everyday American is allergic to physical activity… Check out the video after the jump. (more…)
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It has been a long day today and Gumby was just what I needed to finish my day off on a good note. There is something about Gumby that just makes me smile. I don't know what it is.Tags: gumby, youtube, video, videorambler
Back in middle school I had a friend that when I spent the night over at her house, inevitably we would go to church in the morning. Not just the normal Methodist/Presbyterian boredom I was used to, but instead it was the wacky, completely different world of Mormons. Sunday school had sections where it was split by gender, they cross their arms to pray and it was an all-day affair. Or so it felt. But I remember in one of the Young Life classes a conversation about the word 'fool'. I was always brought up with the word 'fool' meaning as a clown, typically Shakespearean. In this class, I discovered, the people were taught that calling someone a fool was a method of damning them to hell. It seemed a bit contrary to other standard Christian beliefs, but then I reminded myself, these were Mormons, not just the typical Prodestants. I was confused and bewildered, but of all the things I remember about those days, I learned the ease of damning someone to hell.So on that note. I find today
aqua bear cd mem Well a lots been happening the last few days. Last night and today mostly. I can’t and wont say details here because its none of my business but its bad! Its like a sin and I’m just so glad I’m not the hated one! heh. I might post it on my lj under my special friends cut but tbh I cant be bothered right now. I’m so ill, I’m still not right from Saturday!
This has been cheering me up all week! I wanted to bring you a witty post but I cant! I woke up at 4 this morning with the worst headache ever, so much pain I was reduced to tears and we know the headaches we get from crying don’t we. I’m crippled.
A photo before the night went…wrong.
The husband has been off work this week, and so I’ve been spending a tad bit of time with him. A tad bit meaning most of my time when I’m not at work. I’m being internet deprived!
This week I’ve climbed up (and back down) 178 steps of a lighthouse. And various other stairs in a couple of forts.
The highlight was the live alligator I got to see in the moat of one of the forts.
I’ve got some pitcutres. Actually, a lot of pictures. Eventually I’ll be putting them on some sort of web page, so that my aunt can see my many pictures (and I dont want to put them all in my flickr) and I’ll probably share that link here for anyone who wants to see a lighthouse and a fort or two.
Meanwhile, I’m working closing shifts for the rest of the week (the rest of the week consisting of today and tomorrow) and boy, how I hate closing shifts. Of course, I dont have a big love for opening shifts either.
And what sucks more is that the assistant manage
According to Forbes, for the first time, all 400 of the richest people in the world are billionaires, not just regular ordinary old millionaires.Originally, my punchline was going to be "I suppose that's why I didn't make the cut," but I've reconsidered.In light of today's news, the appropriate joke is "But at least they can still afford to buy their coffee at Starbucks."Carry on.
Credits go to flaming_iles of the CFC Forums for sharing this hilarious headline with everyone at the Humor and Jokes board.
The link was the funny part -- click it.
-MFC
