sucker

Imagining everybody singing Happy Birthday to this person.  Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday to you.  Happy Birthday dear Cock Sucker Mother Fucker.  Happy Birthday to you.  Now that would’ve been a moment to cherish forever. Picture Source: Evil Milk This article was originally posted on: Steven Humour Happy Birthday Cock Sucker

The bullish crowd from Wall Street would have us believe the dollar’s fall is over and that stabilization at two per cent interest rates will spark a rally after eight months of falling rates. It would be nice to think this is true. But the dollar is going to $2 per euro over the next [...]

1219 S. 6th Ave. Arcadia, CA 91006 Asking Price $1,200,000 ::: Sq-ft 1,942 Purchased Price $1,230,000 ::: Lot Size 0.61 acres Purchased Date 2/21/2007 ::: Beds 3 Days on Redfin 166 ::: Baths 2 $/Sq-ft $618 ::: Year Built 1941 20% Downpayment $240,000 ::: Area Near Monrovia Income Required $300,000 ::: Type SFR Est. Payment* $6,067/month ::: MLS# S515166 *Estimated monthly payme

Whoah! I never had a day like this before. They just hit my pet peeve! Right directly to the perfect spot! Gaaah. I supposed to be paid two days ago, unprocessed payments are due on May 23rd and 25th, but for chuck’s sake! Neither of the two gave me a consolation. Consolation, for I haven’t [...]

Whoah! I never had a day like this before. They just hit my pet peeve! Right directly to the perfect spot! Gaaah. I supposed to be paid two days ago, unprocessed payments are due on May 23rd and 25th, but for chuck’s sake! Neither of the two gave me a consolation. Consolation, for I haven’t [...]

Asian markets are way up since March. Investors hope that the region has dodged the bullet of a slowdown in the West. A sharp recession in America could cause... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

I've been sitting at my laptop day in and day out finishing up our plans for our summer trip around the world. As I was studying my itinerary, my eyes were continually drawn to our 5.5 hour stopover in Singapore, on our way from Beijing back to Chennai. If only I could stay in Singapore for a few days.It was killing me.I haven't been to Singapore yet and I can't stand the thought of hanging out

It’s Sunday again and as customary I’ll bring my selection of some of the best personal finance articles of the past week.Starting with my picks from The Carnival of Personal Finance which was hosted by Alpha Consumer:How to Dress for an Interview @ Cash Money LifeFinancial Infidelity - The Leading Cause of Divorce? @ Million Dollar JourneyThe Festival of Frugality was hosted by Frugal for Life. I enjoyed:Saving Money Is In! The Recession Diet and The Shift To Frugal Living @ The Digerati LifeHome Maintenance Tips @ Save and ConquerFrom The Carnival of Money Stories @ Free from Broke and the Money Hacks Carnival @ Save and Conquer I chose the following posts:Do I Really Need Long Term Care Insurance In My 30s? @ Can I Get Rich On a Salary?Free Time or More Money-Which is it? @ Greener

It’s Sunday again and as customary I’ll bring my selection of some of the best personal finance articles of the past week.Starting with my picks from The Carnival of Personal Finance which was hosted by Alpha Consumer:How to Dress for an Interview @ Cash Money LifeFinancial Infidelity - The Leading Cause of Divorce? @ Million Dollar JourneyThe Festival of Frugality was hosted by Frugal for Lif

This afternoon on our walk though town, Emmett got to meet Dr. Boschert who owns the store with the small steps in front that Emmett likes to sit on and take a break when we walk. Dr. Boschert, who was locking up his store for the day, brought out a tootsie roll sucker for Emmett. Emmett was a little reluctant at first, but once he got the "go ahead" nod from mom, he decided he really liked the sucker. To prevent him from falling with it in his mouth, we carried him for the rest of the walk. After a while we noticed he had sucked the sucker all the way down to the tootsie roll part. I, for one, have never known anyone to get their sucker all the way to the center without biting it.

PR - Just when you thought you couldn’t get enough of the tube socks…The brokest game show in America is back on MTV2 with a special half hour edition set to air during Sucker Free Sunday! Tune in on Sunday, April 20th at 2PM ET/PT, as the hip hop trivia based short program hosted by none other than Buttahman hits the streets of South Beach, Miami. Watch as Buttahman and his cameraman hustle the [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

The 400 and 1,600-meter relay teammates of Marion Jones from the 2000 Sydney Games were sucker punched last week when the IOC officially a stripped their medals. Everyone in the track world knew the International Olympic Committee (IOC) decision was coming but that doesn’t change the outrage because the decision makes no sense.Marion’s teammates had no knowledge of Marion’s actions nor were they responsible for her illegal actions. The prudent move by the IOC in this scenario should be to strip Marion of her relay medal. Oh, wait—they already did that.Marion bashing is a sport that we will leave the “do-nothing” media to play as she serves a 6 month jail term. The people who have been wronged are Marion’s former teammates. Many of the runners are retired from track and are w

Online enthusiast needn't play Grand Theft Auto IV alone for longer than five minutes should they choose, because according to Rockstar, multiplayer by itself more than goes the distance.GTA IV Online: "Be careful if you're married," says Rockstar"If players want they can jump online and never even play the single-player again," said Jeronimo Barrera, vice president of Rockstar game development, in an interview with GameTap. "Online is a serious time sucker. You're going to have to be really careful if you're married."In February, Rockstar said the single-player campaign alone will "take about 100 hours to complete... if you're not in a rush." Assuming the multiplayer is as addictive as promised, GTA IV could go on to become the most enduring game of the year.Grand Theft Auto IV will incor

Do you believe in mysterious creatures? Or maybe you are an eyewitness of something like El Chupacabra is? This name means "the goat sucker" in Spanish. The reason for this name derives from the fact that the victims of this creature were usually goats who died with two puncture wounds to the throat and all of the blood was removed from their bodies. At first it was spotted in Puerto Rico in 1994, where distressed farm owners began finding their livestock in this rather garish state, since it migrated off the island and has recently been spotted in many locations including South America as well as the US. The occurrences began shortly after hurricane Hugo, and led any to believe that secret genetic testing had been being conducted by the US military, and that a facility deep i

Today's Gossip NewsHigh-level Blood-suckerAha! It all makes sense now.....obviously Sir Paul, like Demi Moore, was trying to cleanse and detoxify---this explains his association with the Dread Pirate Heather:Demi Moore recently used blood-sucking leeches to "cleanse" and "detoxify," she said during an appearance Monday on “The Late Show With David Letterman.”“I’ve always been somebody looking for the cutting edge of things that are for optimizing your health and healing, so just a week ago I was in Austria doing a cleanse and part of the treatment was leech therapy,” she told Letterman.“These aren’t just swamp leeches, these are highly trained medical leeches,” she said. “These are not just some low-level scavengers; we’re talking high-level blood-suckers.”I am not su

There’s a sucker still being born every minute apparently In our recent article, “Illinois Shaped Cornflake Fetches $1350 on e-Bay“, we mentioned the phrase, ‘there’s a sucker born every minute’. It was attributed to famed American showman, P.T. Barnum, one of the founders of the Barnum & Bailey Circus. Then it was pointed out by DBKP’s own RidesAPaleHorse [...]

There's a sucker still being born every minute apparentlyIn our recent article, "Illinois Shaped Cornflake Fetches $1350 on e-Bay", we mentioned the phrase, 'there's a sucker born every minute'.It was attributed to famed American showman, P.T. Barnum, one of the founders of the Barnum & Bailey Circus.Then it was pointed out by DBKP's own RidesAPaleHorse that this was an error: Barnum never said the phrase. He was completely right. In fact, it's been pointed out that Barnum's philosophy was more along the lines of "there's a customer born every minute".RAPH sent along a link to an interesting history site, History Buff.com which had an article dedicated to the "sucker born every minute" phrase.The article was so engaging, we decided to reference part of it--in the spirit of historical a

Cause I’m pretty sure that’s what The Small Person said to me a few minutes ago. I just went in for the third time (maybe fourth, I’ve lost count) tonight, certain that some tragedy had befallen my sweet and innocent son. But as soon as I picked him up, he stopped crying, smiled and started babbling something about how that kid in the church nursery said it works every time. I just got punk’d by an 11 month old. It’s 1:52am and I am so going to bed.

VERY SIMPLE CONTEST! Win a 5″ Portable Black and White TV with AM/FM Radio (I love this little sucker! ) Subscribe to my RSS Feed - 1 Entry Leave a Comment - 1 Entry Blog Post about the Contest - 2 Entries WINNER will be Announced on Friday, March 28th 2008! Please leave a link to [...]

Alright, much props to our dun, Panama, for landing this dope freestyle with MTV's SuckerFree Set. Check it out!! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

I’ve agreed to DD7 having a birthday party for her 8th birthday and because it’s SO much fun having a themed party, she wants to have a pirate party. We originally were just going to have family dropping in on the afternoon of her birthday (which is on a Friday) for cupcakes so we’re still going [...]

Now, I don't usually do any 'what I did today' posts, well, except for yesterday, and the day before.Oh shut up, you know what I mean....But, because I am an unadulterated muppet-man-fool type person, I decided I couldn't allow a day go by without prostrating myself at the mercy of some aspect the Dutch health care system, and that coupled with self deprecation is always good therapy.Having lived through yesterday's ordeal, I awoke this morning to (re-)discover a long standing appointment with someone whom I had been warned NEVER to visit in this country.In short, today, I visited the 'Mond Hygienist' - the 'Oral Hygienist' to you and me.I actually can't recall the details of the visit because I'm pretty sure I blacked out for about twenty minutes of it, as Hitler's secret granddaughter dr

How serious do you take your blogging? Are you a personal blog enthusiast writing about family and pet affairs? Or a social butterfly kind of blogger? A shopper blogger? Or maybe you are one of those... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Rounders, 1998Mike McDermott: Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker.Keep an eye open for players repeatedly making mistakes or stupid bets, and when the time is right try and get a piece of that action.

The waitress took one look at K and knew she had him right where she wanted him.One man with two toddlers?She would have her way with him.K had to make the seven hour drive to Virginia with The Mayor and The Rooster all by himself.Before Granny's death the mere SUGGESTION of making that drive alone with the children would throw a creepy shiver down our spines.K called me from Spartanburg."How's it going?" I asked."I'M IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!" he told me.At lunch time K searched the exit ramp restaurant offerings for something kid friendly and wound up at Denny's.[Nasty.]He herded both children into the restaurant, then to their booth, identified breaded and fried items that they might eat (or at least play with while he ate) and then the waitress came to take their order.K ordered food and drinks for himself and the kids.He took a deep breathe and decided everything was going as well as could be expected...Until the waitress, batting her eyes in feigned innocence, asked,"Would the

Shares in Ford (F) are up almost 25% this year. Toyota's (TM) are down about 15%. GM (GM) is the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Anyone who’s had a baby knows that if you aren’t well prepared you’ll often be running stairs just to change a diaper or you may even have a package of diapers and wipes laying in every room just to avoid the hassle. Since that looks, well…crappy, you’ll be very pleased to know about the SaraBear diaper caddy available from the fab online retailer The Polkadot Platypus. Available in six colours including my fave pictured at right, this well-planned basket is perfect for storing changing convenience right at your fingertips without completely ruining the flow of your decor. You know…if that’s important to you. I don’t know many people who go all the way to their child’s bedroom to change a diaper after the first few hazy weeks so why don’t we just make it easy on ourselves from the start? (You know that gorgeous hunk of wood taking-up-valuable-space changing table you bought and set up in the nursery upstairs? Do yourself

Folks, check out what Mr. Lim Kit Siang has to say about the current Lingam Tape saga. He said, quote:““Unbecoming, irregular and improper” are three adjectives which best characterize government and Independent Panel responses in the latest developments on the Lingam Tape scandal.It was the Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department, Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz who was doubly “unbecoming” in launching a tirade against the Bar Council and Malaysian lawyers for their historic march for justice yesterday from the Palace of Justice to the Prime Minister’s Department in Putrajaya despite unwarranted police obstructions and in dismissing the Bar Council’s memorandum to the Prime Minister calling for a Judicial Appointment Commission.Nazri had alleged that the lawyers’ march in Putrajaya yesterday was “unbecoming” while proclaiming: “There is no crisis in our judiciary. No crisis, no problems. I don’t seen any scandal.”What makes Nazri think it is beneath the station o

A number of home mortgage and home building stocks including Beazer (BZH) and Countrywide (CFC) are... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Quick test: Check out this page for "Fat Foe" an eggplant extract diet aid to see how gullible you are. Click on any link there to find out. You, my savvy readers, probably knew it was phony baloney when you saw the advertisement. Every day thousands of people shell out big bucks for diet products that provide false claims and cause you to lose nothing but money. Don't even read the

I didn't win when John Chow had his contest that I entered, but i know I will win the Playstation 3 in one or maybe two of the contests I entered, now all I need is a monitor to throw out my not so sexy CRT. My blogging pal over at CASH for COMMENTS is holding a blogging contest to get paid a free 24″ wide screen LCD monitor. The contest is being sponsored by Elite Baseball Instruction dot Com which gives baseball training videos in hitting, pitching, infield defense, and outfield playing. I don’t care much about baseball really, never played it probably never will but I want that 24 inch LCD!!! He is also giving away a Free 4-Hour Workweek Book to enter early and the winner will be updated on the same blog post to drive traffic to their own site. So readers of my blog who also own a blog are invited to enter as well, you never know, you might win (or not), but if you enter through my blog and win, I WANT HALF!

Ministry es una banda de metal industrial formada en Estados Unidos por el frontman Al Jourgensen en 1981, más precisamente en la ciudad de Chicago.The Last Sucker es su décimo-primer album y saldrá a la venta el 17 de septiembre de 2007 bajo el sello 13th Plantet. Fue producido por Al Jourgensen y Dave Donnelly. Este es el advance que está circulando en la web.Créditos (Extraídos de la web oficial de la banda):Alien Jourgensen: vox, guitars, bass, harmonica, programmingThomas M. Victor: guitars, bass, b/g voxPaul Raven: bass, guitars, b/g voxSin Quirin: guitars, bassJoey Jordison: drumsJohn Bechdel: keyboardsCasey Chaos: vox on "Roadhouse Blues"Burton C. Bell: vox on "Die in a Crash", "End of Days, Part One", "End of Days, Part Two"Tracklist:1. "Let's Go" - 4:522. "Watch Yourself" - 5:283. "Life Is Good" - 4:154. "The Dick Song" - 5:505. "The Last Sucker" - 5:596. "No Glory" - 3:417. "Death and Destruction" - 3:318. "Roadhouse Blues" (The Doors cover) - 4:269. "Die in a Crash"

A woman in Texas has captured a chupacabra (a legendary cryptid otherwise known as a mangy dog or grey fox) and stuck it in her freezer for evidence. I think there's definitely a sucker involved here, but it's not a goat sucker: Phylis Canion says the animal had been lurking around her ranch for years. She said it first snatched cats, then chickens right through a wire cage. “(It) opened it reached in pulled the chicken head out, sucked all the blood out, left the chicken in the cage.” Canion says two dozen chickens were sucked dry. The meat, she says, was left on the bone. Neighbors speculate the blue-colored animal that was doing all that damage was a chupacabra. The name is translated from Spanish and means goat-sucker because the creature sucks the blood of livestock. Canion says not one, but three chupacabras were spotted outside the town in recent days. All of them, she says, were blue-skinned, had no hair and had strange teeth. Although Canion and her neighbors f

Video Premiere: Hotel Motel - Sucker ManWhile not being my favorite song by this group (nor one that seems to be very representative of their overall sound), the new video for Sucker Man does give a great indication of just how cool and stylish Hotel Motel are. Lead singer Marika is simply destined for stardom.

Me too! Go visit Jody over at Iowa Geek. She is always so creative. Whether it be food, posts, scrapbooking, or sharing tips and tricks ... she is always putting a new spin on things. A contest is what's up her sleeve this time, and she's going to give away...

Завалили личку на Клике с просьбами скинуть ADS. Выкладываю здесь.All Day Sucker - это пинговалка блогов и пинг-сервисов.Features: * Allows controlled, Random Ping times * Exactly simulates blog activity * Spider does all the manual labor for you! * Multi-threading * High speed ping transactions * User Agent Masking * Proxy Detection and usage * Pro version allows for unlimited domains and batch processing * Much More!Buy Now! Only $249! (sic!)Покупать у буржуев, разумеется, ничего не надо.Инсталим, открываем вводим любое мыло,жмём ниже на урл "получить код", открывается страница, которая говорит, что данных нету. Копируем урл этой страницы, затем вставляем его в файл кейген (есть в

Back on November 23, 2001, James Butler, pissed off about losing a decision, basically decided he was never going to fight professionally again when he punched Richard Grant with a taped fist as Grant was coming over to show his respect after a hard-fought fight. Needless to say, Butler was arrested following this heinous act and hasn't been heard from since.(The Tip: Fanatic King)

Zane is obviously half Pacific Islander. He absolutely loves mangoes, bananas and even fish. I didn't start eating seafood until I went away for college. I think it's because I never had it while growing up, because nobody in my family likes it at all. Zane probably will be much more open to different foods because of his early exposure. Grace eats anything and everything and she doesn't want Zane to be a picky eater.In other news, something amazing happened last night while eating dinner at Jason's Deli (the best) in Henderson. Zane finally drank from a straw! You may think, who cares. But we've been trying for months to get him to suck through a straw. I guess he finally figured it out. Now we won't have to worry if we forget his sippy cup when we're out and about. We can just give him a drink with a straw.Rothfamilyadventures.com

“There’s a sucker born every minute”, was a phrase supposedly coined by P.T. Barnum, the American circus mogul.  In reality it was originally uttered by Barnum’s competitor, David Hannum, a New York banker turned showman.  Hannum made the prophetic statement after Barnum had successfully convinced the media that a ‘giant human fossil’ Hannum had previously unveiled [...]

Har hittat ett kanonställe vid S:t Eriksplan. Bagel Street Café. Litet, gemytligt och jordens godaste bagels. Jag är en sucker för poppy seed bagels, så första inköpet blev en sån med kyckling och pesto. Värd att döda för. Det här ska jag göra till en vana.Andra om: mat, bagel, S:t Eriksplan, café

#656: IF YOU READ THIS, YOU'RE A SUCKER My brain has taken leave of me of this afternoon. At first I was annoyed by this new circumstance, because I lost my beloved stapler and forgot the Palinode's name. I tried to write an e-mail and lost sight of my purpose after typing the lamest opening line (long time, no see!). But then, my brain hiccoughed and burped out a couple of reasonable

By David Gleeson August 23, 2006 If you are skeptical of the supernatural, as I am, you will sooner or later be confronted with an “argument” sometimes referred to as Pascal’s Wager. Blaise Pascal was a 17th century French mathematician who formulated this rationale for taking belief in God seriously: “If atheism is right, we [Biblical literalists] have nothing to lose by believing. But if we’

I received the best Christmas gifts this year. The King (who has apparently become worn on my incessant chattering) gave me a few books to shut me up. One in particular was a light and fun read that helped give me a fresh new look at my home state.The book is called Spooky California. I love a good ghost story above all other forms of storytelling. I enjoy local ones in particular, and if I can dispense with the book altogether in favor of some old codger who can tell the story as it was handed down to him by his father and his father's father before him, then all the better. I had finished reading it by mid-afternoon Christmas Day.It was neat to become reacquainted with many of the stories, most of which took place in the immediate area and are directly tied to historical events such as the 1906 earthquake, the Spanish conquest in the Americas, and the Gold Rush. The Gold Rush figures most prominently in this collection, which stands to reason since the quest for gold initiated a per

Last Thursday I was invited out by a friend to attend a DJ performance at a nightclub downtown. First and foremost, I'm not a bar or nightclub person by any means. I've been to a bar maybe three or four times this year and each time I've gone and I'm standing there sipping my Coke, I'm reminded why I don't go to the bar anymore. One, I hate dancing. Two, I'm married so—like it had been in my bar-going days—I don't ogle girls or flirt with any anymore. Three, nine times out of ten the music they play is that hip-hop-dance-till-you-drop rap stuff that's not really music at all. The reason I went with my friend last Thursday was because I hadn't seen him in a good long while, likewise those who we'd be going with. I went for the company and it cost me ten dollars at the door to do so. No problem and no worries. I was happy to be with them and it was great to play catch up and just simply hang out.So the DJ finally came on around midnight and, frankly, I wasn't

Yet another hijab Arab woman sucking her man’s cock in the car although at the beginning she sounded very pissed off that he was filming the whole thing. The couple is from Lybia (Based on info provided by the site visitors). I am not familiar with the North African arabic dialects. Note: The quality of this Arab sex short video clip is quite low but that is how we got it. Download Link :   No Pass

Sucker Fishing - Learn the facts that can help you catch the trophiesBy: Robert Benjamin The sucker fish family of the Cypriniformes order, also known as Catostomidae, is a family of freshwater fish with 80 species, native to North America, eastern Siberia and east central China, particularly in rivers but also ...