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We had another dentist appointment scheduled for Peanut this morning. (For those of you who aren't familiar with Why We Hate The Dentist, the refresher course is here.) I went to bed last night with a 7 item mental time line that went as follows:1. Wake up @ 7:15 to beat Dr. V. into the shower.2. Wake kids up @ 7:45 and feed, dress, etc.3. Call pharmacy when they open @8 to beg for quick Valium

Sinopse Durante dez anos, o diretor Stephen Woolley pesquisou sobre a vida e morte do homem que criou uma das bandas de rock-and-roll mais importantes do mundo: Brian Jones (Leo Gregory), que ficou conhecido por ter criado The Rolling Stones. O filme mostra sua trajetória desde o começo, ao lado da banda desconhecida, até sua decadência por conta das drogas e do ego inflado, que culminou em s

According to Shadi Sadr, a lawyer and women’s activist, eight women and one man convicted of adultery are set to be stoned to death in Iran. Shady Sadr: “Six of the nine were convicted based solely on judges’ decisions with no witnesses or the presence of their lawyers during their confessions. Most of the nine come [...]

Lee Stone makes his directing debut for Madness Picture in a phenomenal new series crated around one of the industry's most aggressive male performers. This movie features five powerful scenes with six of the hottest women and mind-blowing energy.

Born in 1904, Coleman Hawkins started out playing the piano and cello. He started playing tenor saxophone at 9 and was playing at school dances when he was 12. That means he was doing gigs in 1916. That’s a long time ago. (Leave it to me to be blown away by the obvious.) Coleman Hawkins is [...]

I have gone on and on and on about the merits and joys of a barely seen film called Smiley Face. It's directed by Gregg Araki...and stars the always hilarious Anna Faris. It's about a day in the life of a stoner...and I was beside myself when I saw it.Above is my favorite section...which is - hands down - the best filmed example of the stoned mind at work. Oh, how the minor wanderings of the min

DISCLAIMER : This article(as far as women are concerned) is extremely S.T.A.L.E - STay Away for the Love of Earth, R.A.W - Read, Away Women and C.H.E.A.P - Chase Her highnEss Away. Period. (no pun intended). Its content can be considered highly inappropriate for women in general, and especially women with weak hearts or S.T.A.L.Er mouths. I take no responsibility for any emotional harm or broken

I didn’t post, reply to your comments or vote for anyone at Fuelmyblog for two days. I know… some of you are thinking to yourselves… Stupid Bitch I’m sorry. You see, I was stoned, and I just couldn’t. Did I become a hypocrite and go on a Salvia smoking spree? Not quite. I, for reasons some of you will [...]

I can’t use a mouse at all… Helll I can barely seee my screen… I’ve got a real cool movie of the inside of my heart though…  I’ll post it soon Vive la painkillerts!!! addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Floscuatroojos.com%2F2008%2F06%2F06%2Fi-have-been-stoned-out-of-my-gourd-all-day%2F'; addthis_title = 'I+have+been+stoned+out+of+my+gourd+all+day%21'; addthi

Spark up a fatty for today's tune...... because it's some classic reggae from Legalize It, Peter Tosh's debut solo record, which is, you know, pretty famous & stuff. I don't think he mentions weed in this particular song, but I'm too stoned to tell. Just kidding... or am I? Peter Tosh - Igziabeher (Let Jah Be Praised) (ysi)This Jah guy sounds pretty swell... anyhoo, I must also give Peter Tos

Artist: Martin ButtrichAlbum: Stoned Auto PilotLabel: Planet ECatalog: PE65296-1Released: 17 March 2008Genre: Electronic Style: Tech House, Minimal Quality: 320kbps / 44,1kHz / Joint-StereoUrl: : 51,4 MBTracklist1. Stoned Auto Pilot2. Cruise ControlDownload

This one is gonna end in a kasket VERY soon, if she continues that way.Last night, Amy Winehouse was out and about again... She even headbutted at man who tried to help her get a cab, and allegedly punched another man in the face...Later on Amy threw a hissy fit in a bar. She threw drinks around while screaming "I am a legend...I want to take drugs"How adorable...A little discreet joint

The first movie starring stoner legend Ellen Feiss, the break-out star of Apple’s “Switch ads,” will air online on Monday, April 21. But don’t get too excited: it looks like a turkey. Bed & Breakfast, an indie movie shot in France, will air at 9:30PM ET / 6:30 PM PT on TheDigitalLifestyle.tv, a 24-hour Apple-related Web [...]

Another trip down the ol’ archive alley. As many know, I’m a huge Friends addict. Remember the episode with Jon Lovitz? The stoned guy from Season 1? If you haven’t seen it, it’s hysterical. I wonder how much of it was ad libbed? Enjoy! Ah yes, I remember those “munchie days.”

If you don’t know who A-Trak is by now, well kudos for finding WFGC before knowing who A-Trak is. His story is legend now. Canadian born, money from bar mitzah, buys DJ Gear with it, locks himself in his room, comes out a few years later wins a whole bunch of DMC’s and DJ Contests [...]

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AKI -- According to the Pakistani daily, Dawn, this is the first incident of stoning carried out in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas on the border of Afghanistan.In the past, couples found guilty of adultery by militants or tribesmen were executed by firing squads.The woman, identified as Shano, had allegedly eloped with Daulat Khan Malikdeenkhel on 15 March.Quoting Dr. Asad, a spokesman for the militants, Dawn said that Shano was a married woman living in Peshawar’s Deen Bahar colony.He said a complaint had been received from her family that she had been abducted by Daulat Khan. But later it was reported that she had ran away with him.He said that some members of the Taliban captured them when they were returning from Karachi.

1. Break On Through - Stone Temple Pilots 2. Riders On The Storm - Creed 3. Light My Fire - Train 4. Peace Frog - Smash Mouth 5. L.A. Woman - Days Of The New 6. Love Me Two Times - Aerosmith 7. Under Waterfall - The Doors 8. Wild Child - The Cult 9. Roadhouse Rap - Jim Morrison 10. Roadhouse Blues - John Lee Hooker/Jim Morrison 11. Is Everybody In? - William S. Burroughs 12. Hello I

Contrary to popular belief, I don't smoke pot. Now I realize that some people may not believe this - including people who have actually seen me smoke pot - but it's true. I don't smoke pot, and if you think...

Give a spider some drugs and see what happens to it's web making ability - I wish I'd become a NASA scientist. The images below show webs made by spiders on caffeine, sleeping pills, speed, marijuana and drug free.Image 1 Image 2 Image 3 Image 4 Iimage 5 Image 6 The spider on marijuana began making it's web normally but began to lose concentration half way through.The web created with the spider on speed was completed quickly but lacked planning.Caffeine caused the spider to randomly sew together just a few threads.Image 1 = Caffeine, Image 2 = LSD, Image 3 = marijuana, Image 4 = Drug Free, Image 5 = Speed, Image 6 = Sleeping Pills

Time to jump into the time machine, once again. Let’s ride back to year 1989. Back then Stone was a great trash metal band in Finland. One of the members of Stone, Roope Latvala, plays in Children Of Bodom nowadays. Check out the video below. It is a live recording of Stone gig back in 1989. Look at those tennis shoes and white socks. Heh.. pretty funny. Yep, those were the good old days of trash metal. Check out also my previous Stone post, No Commands.

New InfoA batch of laptops pre-installed with Windows Vista Home Premium was found to have been infected with a 13-year-old boot sector virus.Those of you with a long memory will vividly recall the year 1994: Nirvana's lead singer Kurt Cobain died, South Africa held its first multi-racial elections, and Tony Blair became leader of the Labour party. Oh, and Microsoft's operating system was the quaint, pre-NT Windows for Workgroups.Click here to find out more!But it was a year that also saw the arrival of a boot sector computer virus known as Stoned.Angelina which moved the original master boot record to cylinder 0, head 0, sector 9.It would appear that this teenage virus has not yet been consigned to the history books.According to Virus Bulletin , the consignment of infected Medion laptops – which could number anything up to 100,000 shipments – had been sold in Danish and German branches of retail giant Aldi.The computers had been loaded with Microsoft's latest operating system V

Crime in the UK went up this week, at least by one crime anyway; and the Rolling Stones broke it. What heinous crime was this? Rampant drug abuse? Destruction of property in a hotel room? Violating a small mammal? No, it was smoking. I know, what a let down. As the band were performing at London's O2 Arena as part of their Bigger Bang tour they lit up on stage. Technically that's a work place, and to smoke there means you're liable to a £50 fine. Yes, a whole £50. That'll teach these multi-millionaires a thing or two. I'm torn on this one. I don't know if they're really out of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit www.newsplus.co.nr for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Her nose was snowing cocaine, my heart was pumping blood, stoned she stoned she stoned my heart, lost I found sadness standing in the middle of the street was full of madness and happiness was nowhere to be found, nowhere to be found. Tel-Aviv of empty streets, with empty people, in empty cars, in empty bars, with empty veins, with empty veins, with empty veins, her nose was snowing cocaine, my heart was pumping blood, stoned she stoned, pumping blood, stoned she stoned, pumping blood, stoned she stoned, pumping blood. check out Cocaine Naive - same incident, different eyes

I turn back the clock and have our party redo the fights against Baigan and Cagnazzo. Things go much smoother the second time through. Cagnazzo falls quickly when we hit him with the “Baio” spell in... This full article can be read at http://www.gamingtales.com/finalfantasy.

Does anyone actually think that Jimmy Fallon is funny? This guy is pretty much the reason that I stopped watching Saturday Night Live. I can’t stand him (or the rest of the cast, actually) so I don’t watch. Simple. But now, NBC is looking to move Fallon into Conan’s chair on Late Night once Conan moves into hosting the Tonight Show in 2009: NBC has targeted Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan O'Brien in 2009, according to people familiar with the talks. Fallon is NBC's favorite to take over from O'Brien, who currently hosts Late Night With Conan O'Brien after The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. NBC late-night chief Rick Ludwin says he doesn't expect to make an announcement until sometime after the first of the year, but he confirmed that Fallon is on the top of the network's list. "I think he'd be terrific, and he is at the top of our short list," Ludwin says. HEY SHITHEAD! Time to get a longer list. And move Fallon from the top to say… the middle

I just read a news item saying that the 2007 World Drug Report produced by the UN Office on Drugs and Crime reported that Canadians use marijuana at four times the world average. Being a Canadian, that brought something to my mind. Believe it or not, despite entering my teens in the mid-1960s, I have never even tried marijuana. Not once. I didn't have to avoid inhaling (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) because I never put a joint to my lips. Never.I know that seems pretty amazing considering the age in which I grew up, but if you think that's amazing consider this question: How stoned is the guy who's pulling up the Canadian average in order to make up for my abstinence? Man, I don't want to get between him and some snack foods. He's got to have one monster case of the munchies.

What’s the deal of defending this motherfocker homophobic?I don’t get it.This stupid petition is not gonna go anywhere.These stupid brainless gays should be ashamed of themselves!!Shut up bitches !Let this Homophobic asshole have what he deserves!! ISAIAH Washington is getting some unexpected support in his bid to return to “Grey’s Anatomy” - a petition drive spearheaded by a prominent lesbian and gay activist who insists he shouldn’t have been axed for his homophobic remarks against co-star T.R. Knight. Jasmyne Cannick, who worked with Washington on the Pan African Arts Festival, said she’s infuriated ABC booted Washington from the show’s upcoming fourth season for calling Knight a “faggot” during a scuffle on the set and believes it smacks of racism. So she’s launched a petition - which had 1,233 signatures as of last night - to get the actor his job back. The petition says Washington’s firing “further

I’m on a Rolling Stones kick. I recently got my hands on their latest DVD release, The Biggest Bang. It’s a four disk DVD set with over 4 hours of concert footage from their 2006-07 tour for The Biggest Bang, their 2006 Superbowl halftime performance, and two behind the scenes documentaries. I’ve had the DVDs playing all week non stop and am finally, 47 years after the band was formed, a true believer in the gospel of The Stones. My toddler Penny, on the other hand, thinks differently. “This music makes me want to leave,” she says, and storms out of the room in a huff.I’m not too worried though. I’m sure when she’s 25, she’ll attend her first Rolling Stones concert and finally appreciate the joys of geriatric rockers shaking their bon-bons. After all, Mick and Keith are only 64. They still have time to woo a few more up and coming generations. I've never been to a live concert but thanks to these DVDs, I finally understand why this band is still just as alluri

Using a format similar to that of his previous work, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, Troost creates another comical and touching travel memoir. Troost and his wife, Sylvia, move from busy Washington, D.C., to Vanuatu, a nation made up of 83 islands in the South Pacific. As Sylvia works for a regional nonprofit, Troost immerses himself in the islands' culture, an odd mix of the islanders' thousand-year-old "kastoms" along with imperialist British and French influences.This really means that Troost gets to live in a nice house while he gets drunk on kava; dodges "a long inferno of magma and a cascade of lava bombs" at the "world's most accessible volcano"; and checks out the "calcified" leftovers from one of Vanuatu's not-so-ancient traditions, cannibalism.At the end of the book, the couple move to Fiji so that Sylvia will have state-of-the-art medical care when she gives birth to their first baby. While modern-day Fiji provides little fodder for Troost's comic sensibilities, the bir

This report from aina.org, translates an account of this story: Video Captures Stoning of Kurdish Teenage Girl, that first appeared on Jebar.info. Excerpt: Mosul, Iraq — According to the Kurdish website Jebar.info up to 1000 men from the Yezidi Kurdish community of Mosul killed a teenager who’s only crime was running away to marry a Muslim man whom she loved and converting to his religion.For four months the girl had been given shelter by a local Muslim Sheik. It was reported that in the last few days her family persuaded her to return home, convincing her that she had been forgiven by her parents and relatives for her mistake. In a short mobile video clip which appears to have been taken by locals at seen of the murder, the girl is seen being ambushed on her way home by a group of up to 1000 men who were waiting for her to return; the men killed her in the most brutal way possible, by throwing large stones on her head. The following clips show that while she is alive and

Iraqis Protest Against Honor Killings & StoningsFlopping Aces has a video of this horrific event. So a 17 year old girl was stoned to death by members of her own family and local religious leaders for loving a boy of the wrong religion. He was a Sunni muslim and she was Kurdish. This is what they call an "honor killing" and has been an accepted practice in the muslim world for centuries. The "religion of peace" my ass. Can we call these people savages now? ~RJH Daily Mail story link The moment a teenage girl was stoned to death for loving the wrong boyLast updated at 18:28pm on 3rd May 2007 A 17-year-old girl has been stoned to death in Iraq because she loved a teenage boy of the wrong religion. As a horrifying video of the stoning went out on the Internet, the British arm of Amnesty International condemned the death of Du’a Khalil Aswad as "an abhorrent murder" and demanded that her killers be brought to justice. Reports from Iraq said a local secur

A TEENAGER took part in an attack on a Huddersfield taxi driver because he did not want to get stick from his friends, a court heard. The 17-year-old, who cannot be named, told jurors yesterday that his role in the ambush of Mohammad Parvaiz in his Lockwood taxi on July 22 was to throw a brick [...]

{mosgoogle right}GIFU -- A foreigner accused of stealing a woman's car and injuring her and a passenger was cleared of the crime after a court found that he was under the influence of drugs and was mentally incompetent at the time.However, the 34-year-old defendant, Jamshid Mohammadi, was found guilty of violating illegal drug and immigration laws, and was handed a suspended prison sentence in the ruling at the Gifu District Court on Monday.Presiding Judge Mihoko Tanabe [...]