In a blatant and shameless attempt to boost my stats on humor-blogs.com, I hereby give you a re-posting of my very best motivators, LOL’s, and other funny pictures. Just so this isn’t a total rehash, I’ll also include a few new ones at the end. If you like any of these, please click here and [...]
If Diesel can re-post his best stuff, then I can too. I am nothing if not derivative and repetitive. (Would that make me a second derivative?)
This is something I posted in the earlier days of The Stinker, so many of you may not have seen it. If you like it, please click on this link [...]
I have accepted a job offer from a company in Houston, Texas. Starting on July 28th, I’ll be working at Johnson Space Center on the Constellation program. (For those of you who are unaware, the Constellation program is NASA’s project to develop a next generation of spacecraft that will replace the Space Shuttle and also [...]
Dear Blogosphere,
I could really use your advice.
The government of Palau just contacted me about an opportunity to lead their fledgling space program. They want to interview me for the position of Administrator of the Palau Indigenous Space Service (PISS) — Palau’s equivalent of NASA. They are a pretty ambitious bunch of people for a country [...]
How. (That is Native American way of saying “Oh, hai.”)
Me Chief Engineer of Stinker Industries. Guest poster for today because paleface CEO too busy trying to find new humor muse. Tells me guest posting falls under category of “other duties as assigned.” Typical white man trick.
Chief Engineer. Get it? Ha! I slay-um myself, big heap.
Real [...]
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306 unique visitors yesterday, bitches! This, after breaking 200 for the first time just last week. Okay, it didn’t hurt that I got a boost of 50+ extra visitors thanks to my post from yesterday appearing in the humor-blogs.com running list of funny recent posts.
And, I celebrate this news on my birthday. Yep, June [...]
It was just a couple months ago that The Stinker broke 100 unique visitors per day for the first time, as I posted about here.
Now, check out my stats from Tuesday (May 27th).
I not only broke 200 for the first time, I blew right the hell by it and all the way up to 274, [...]
Anna has come to know and trust her mom as a pit checker. This means that if she is in any way concerned that she might be a little funky, she presents her arm in a salute and I do a quick damage control assessment. And sometimes I have to slap some deodorant on her pits after she has had an energetic day at school, because my girls don't get baths every day... they both have very dry skin and eczema. :/Since nothing is sacred in this house, especially any alone time a mother could wish for ( ie: restroom breaks), Anna barged into the bathroom and asked that I do a pit check. From the throne I leaned forward and took a whiff, gasped, coughed, then took another whiff.Upon seeing what I can only assume looked like shock, horror and/or utter disbelief, my darling 7 year old began to laugh hy
Ibland undrar man vad de gör på dagis. Idag kom Peo hem och luktade fisk i skallen. Gamla sopor i lockarna liksom. Fisk till lunch. Ner i badkaret, svabba, svabba. Men fiskdoften satt kvar. Nu undrar jag bara vad det är för äcklig fisk som stinker genom schampot. Den måste ju vara supernyttig.* What's wrong with this picture? Go fish.Andra om: barn, mamma, föräldrar, familj, fisk, lukt, doft
Pete Doherty has reportedly presented Kate Moss with a gift that stinks. The Babyshambles frontman sent his former lover a brooch with a deceased rodent attached to it, claims the Daily Star.The rocker was apparently inspired by Hole singer Courtney Love, who gave one of her friends the same gift.A source commented, “Some people might find it disgusting but it’s still art, if in its extreme sense. Nobody baulks when Damien Hirst puts a shark in formaldehyde and this is very similar. It’s become the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan, but Pete is trying to emphasise how he feels without Kate — defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal.”Doherty had planned to marry Moss, but in July 2007 the couple broke up. A report claims that Doherty cheated on Moss with a girl he met in a night-club. Doherty was seen leaving London’s Crystal night-club with a South African brunette named only as Lindy. A removal van arrived to take away Doherty’s possessions out o
NSFGPlain awful if you ask me. They conveniently went on a holiday after another pathetic showing. The month of May brought up a stinker to the tune of -15.04%.To make things worse with all the on-goings with e-gold, there would be no deposits (like anyone in the right mind would do so) and no withdrawals. Wonder what happened to the bank wire option?Infinity SharesAfter changing brokers and getting used to the new brokers, they have finally started trading again. Nothing much to divulge here since they have gone mostly private. Now, in order to join them, you would have to post in their forum and let them know who introduced you to them.Again with e-gold and, generally, the US government acting the goat, now is not a good time to join them. Nothing wrong with the trading here, just no deposits until the whole e-gold crap sorts itself out....if ever.Local ExchangersNothing much to report here except the rates to sell are crap. I've more than triple my e-gold hoard with no place to sel
With every business, there are good days and there are bad days. The other day was expecially poor. Luckily, those days are few and far between, and I've seen other companies have their share of "bad" days too......So I'm fueling up the boat, and when I walk around the back of the boat I heard a "tink". I looked around and didn't see anything on the ground but did notice I'd walked over the parking lot drain grill. After I finished I paid and went back to the truck to take off and found I had no truck key... apparently it was 7 or 8 feet down in the parking lot sump along with several inches of oil and other yuck. We couldn't get the grill up, looked like it hadn't moved in years, so it was time to call Bob and let him know what happened and let the customers decide if they wanted to cancel the day or stick around. They were all good humored about it and waited for the locksmith to do their thing (darned electronically chipped keys these days) and eventually we were off, wa
It all sounds fabulous - a rainy Paris night, French couture and a glamorous celebrity - but the commercial for Sarah Jessica Parker's new perfume, Covet, is causing a lot of boos and hisses from, er, fans who find it downright silly.
"SJP has a completely maniacal look on her ...
