This video was sent by my husband's friend. It's kinda gross but I find it funny too! I uploaded it on youtube because I don't know how to attached video here....
Had a pretty interesting and eventful night tonight. First up, I had a little chat with the guy behind the upcoming horror site Benevolent Street, which is a site i'm gonna be writing for once it's all up. There's nothing on there yet, but he said it's beginning to take shape and should be all set fairly soon. So keep that bookmarked and i'll keep you posted when that gets up and running and I
I realise many people check up on blogs while at work, and certainly I wouldn’t want you to waste all your time doing what you’re paid for. This is called giving in, and basically it’s for losers, the craven, the cowardly, kiss asses, the terminally dull and those too dim to have a mind festering away behind the office demeanour.God knows it’s important to spend a little while being human.
Recently I took a dump on adverts of astounding shittiness. Feeling that, never having written an advert, this could be considered chicken, I decided to have a go at doing my own.For this to work, imagine some oily forty-something ‘product spokesperson’ type, like the gubers who advertise hair shit that cuts the grey out.Cut lots of teeth, a big cheesy smile, smug manner and straight to camera
Not only does this video point out the lack of decency with women, but it also illustrates just how fucking loose women are nowadays. It just went right in...fucking nuts.El Chauvinisto
i wash my face with cleanser. then 2 cotton balls and a few swabbings of witch hazel and the evidence of the day is clear. contacts out, and i am as the gods commanded, back to basic and without demands.adrian talks to his mother on the phone, a task i personally put off for my own family as long as possible. i cannot differentiate btwn duty and pleasure. and love and duty blurred the line long be
lol… I just literally fell off my chair laughing when I saw this pic. I think this is how we develop all idiotic ideas which are shitty rather…
Recently one of my friend just had a prank played over me. It was like, that person just scrapped to all of my friends in Orkut saying [...]
Apparently the only shitty thing Dane Cook likes to carry around is his act from five years ago. The “comedian” has had a complaint filed against him in a Los Angeles court because he allegedly refuses to clean up after his tiny Miniature Pinscher, Beast. (Get it? It’s little, but it’s called something big. Pet [...]
{summary}Rosco has a measles rash from the MMR vaccine he got last week. That is not to say that he has measles, just a non-contagious rash which is a side effect of the measles part of the vaccine. It looks dreadful.
We were supposed to have his pictures taken today but as he resembles a human pizza pie that ain’t happening. For those of you waiting for Snarky Family holiday cards, you’ll have to wait a week longer this year as well, because splotchy babies in Santa hats aren’t cute.
This is what trips me out:
“What side effects have been reported with this vaccine?
Fever is the most common side effect, occurring in 5%-15% of vaccine recipients. About 5% of persons develop a mild rash. When they occur, fever and rash appear 7-10 days after vaccination. About 25% of adult women receiving MMR vaccine develop temporary joint pain, although this symptom is related to the rubella component of the combined vaccine. Joint pain only occurs in wo
Most of us would not be caught dead doin some crazy stunt like this… even the Jackass dudes would probably say “hell No”… but not our boy here!
This is sick shit.. no other way to even explain this clip. OK, now I really gotta wonder how they planned this well “shit”. It is pretty funny though, hard to believe some wierd ass dude would go through the embarassment of this whole marathon event as a joke, but hey, to each thier own I guess.
We couldn't have picked a better day for our little blogger's meeting. Morten, his family and myself spent a wonderful day in and around Lucerne on Sunday, talked a lot about blogging and new bands, but - due to Morten having to drive back to the hotel later - had only one beer! But I'm sure we will have another chance to get some more of that. It was really nice nonetheless meeting the whole gang again.Then Monday came. The day was ok, but in the evening, my motorbike was collected by the police! They have caught me speeding, and since my bike should be throttled (but isn't really... :) ), I was way too fast. So, the bike was checked this morning, but they figured that it must have only been the wearout of some parts that made the bike faster over the years. Lucky for me... I only have to get it repaired now and throttle it again, and probably pay the usual fine for speeding, but I can keep the drivers license and will get the motorbike back soon. Phew!Nonetheless I couldn't thin
I'm beginning to see why it took me so long to move out of Mum's sleepout. Paying all your own bills licks ass. To say nothing of scrubbing your own piss-stains off the bathroom floor, but hell, at least you know they dribbled out of your cock. I've had to make a lot of sacrifices in the last week-and-a-half, all in the name of tightening my belt. The more astute of you may have noticed that I'm writing this on dial-up, as broadband was a sacrifice I had to make.I can live happily without YouTube, Google Video or being able to load all the flashy, animated shit on some dick-fuck Emo-kids' MySpace page, but what the hell am I going to do for porn?! For the moment, I've had to revert back to using my imagination. As it's been quite a while since I've felt, cupped, grabbed, squeezed or punched a real, actual breast, the image in my mind that I'm beating my cock bloody and raw to may not resemble a real, actual woman, inasmuch as it may resemble a monster from the Dungeons & D
OK. They are clearly trying to send the message across but hmm… isn’t this abit strange?!
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A week into the new season of our title defence, and we're already staring up the table, a massive 7 points behind local rivals, Shitty. This is an almost unthinkable position given the fact we've spent massively after winning the title last season in one of the most stylish manners possible.The inability to score is really hurting us this season. Again in this game we've looked the more likely team to score but again in this game, we didn't.....or more aptly put, we couldn't. I'm sure even the most optimistic of fans will find concern in our inability to find the net.I take everything I said about Owen Hargreaves in the off season back. He was awesome. He was literally everywhere on the pitch, making the important challenges, winning the ball and pushing the play forward. There were times I actually thought Keano had returned. Yes, he was that good. It'd probably be a few more games before I'd even come close to annointing him as the next Keano, but today he certainly earned h
This has been a really shitty week. One of the shittiest on record. I keep trying to remember that this is not my fault. That I shouldn’t feel so lousy, but I do. I feel awful and I am sick of feeling awful.I’m scared of what this is going to do to my future relationships. Am I going to be able to trust someone like I trusted him? Am I going to be open enough to this when the right guy comes by? Am I even going to be able to recognize that he’s the right guy?
I’m so excited - the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently…
It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift.
I’ll send her a surprise in return - and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable.
(I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*)
I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO*
The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 - really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world - Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other - and fast too!
Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days - the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while
I’m so excited - the Poo has finally arrived! Yeaaah! I have been waiting so unpatiently…
It’s raging wonderful aka R’acquel that has sent me this amazing gift.
I’ll send her a surprise in return - and no, it will not be anything Poosh, but yet enjoyable.
(I must make her curious, it’s more fun this way… *s*)
I must admit though, that I never thought that I should be soooo excited over a bag with Poo… *LMAO*
The Book of Poo Poostage paid was $1.85 - really fantastic if you think about that this envelope has travelled across the whole world - Australia in the south Poole and Sweden in the north Poole so it’s really on the opPoosite side of the world from each other - and fast too!
Even more fantastic is it that this book of Poo were dumped in our mailbox today of all days - the day when our plumber woke us up at 07.20 in the morning (after a bad night) to tell us that he is coming to fix our toilet that has been on a strike a while
Since some of the search words leading people to my blog include "steaming pile of shit†I thought it only fitting to talk about the Shitty Blogs Cub.
Its this club see, where you join if you feel your blog is shitty, and if you are proud of its shittiness.
Be Proud! Be Shitty! Our logo says.
Being a member of the SBC, you can win such honorable titles as Shitty Blog of the Month ( Sparky was January's SBotM), or even Shitty Blog of the Year (2006’s SBotY honor was taken by aka_Monty).
Even more fun than being able to claim a month of a year to me yours in the shittiest, there is also a little game about to start up called Shitty Blog Survivor. If you decide to participate, you will be given weekly tasks to complete, if you fail to completely them, or suck worse than everyone else, you will be "kicked off the island†so to speak. Fun times for all.
But the best part is the forum. Or, rather, the best part would be the forum if anyone ever came in there and said anyth
Warning - this post is a full blown rant that is rather long….just jump straight to the last couple of paragraphs if your short of time
As you may or not be aware, we experienced a hiccup with our net connection a couple of days ago. Well that was just the beginning. Let me tell [...]
It’s been one of those really really rough days that make you feel so horrible that you can barely find a reason to go on living… You know the ones - where everything starts going wrong from the second you get out of bed… first, one thing goes wrong and then another, then another until finally it all compounds into one super shitty day and you begin contemplating your life and how awry it has gone. It is a spiraling ball of shit that you have lost control of and the more you try to bring it out of the nosedive the worse it becomes. You begin to wonder why you even bother. You’re on the verge of giving up, but then miraculously, something happens to snap you out of it and make you feel better. You start to remember that tomorrow, after all, is another day and the problems of this day will be in the past…
Well, not today. Today, the hits just keep on coming. Technically, tomorrow will be here in about 15 minutes, but the problems of this day will still be here and just as bad a
Jess (my sis) and I got home from the hospital this morning about 4am. They admitted uncle Don. The dr said his body couldn’t decide if it wanted to have a heart attack or stroke. Last night was crazy. After we got home it took me quite awhile to fall asleep, and sure enough shortly afterwards, the damned alarm went off.
Work blew goat balls today. I was so damned tired. I skipped class tonight and took a nap. I woke up a couple hours ago and can’t get back to sleep yet so I’m spending quality time with my computer.
