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Saturday Night Live Show — 05/10/08 >> LateNight Jokes of The Week REFERENCES: 1. Seeds of Destruction — The Clintons have never understood how to exit the stage gracefully. Their repertoire has always been deficient in grace and class. Now the Clintons, in their desperation to find some way — any way — back to the White [...]

GENEVA, SWITZERLAND—An international peace-crimes tribunal commenced legal proceedings against former U.S. President Jimmy Carter for alleged crimes against inhumanity Monday. "Jimmy Carter's political career includes a laundry list of anti-war-making offenses," said chief prosecutor Charles B. Simmons. "Carter's record of benevolence, diplomacy, and respect for human life is unrivaled in recent geopolitical history. For millions, the very sight of his face evokes memories of his administration's reign of tolerance." The former president, whom Simmons described as "relentless in his naked pursuit of everlasting global peace," has been sought by peace-crimes officers in the international war-making community for decades. Police apprehended Carter on July 25 in South Florida, w

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Recently delivered: Someone calling himself Orion Archibald, writing for the University of Utah student paper, Daily Utah Chronicle, has produced a rather flat satirical description of Pope Benedict's visit to the U.S.:Move over Gandalf: There's a new wizard in town!Ending a week-long tour of the eastern United States, the Grand Magical Wizard King -- known to mystics by his native wizard title "Pope Benedict" -- held what many in attendance could describe as "a magical event" inside Yankee Stadium.The ceremony, hailed by the Wizard King's followers as a "mass," sought to bestow the powers of the Magical Wizard King and his apprentices onto the lay followers gathered within the stadium, bringing to a close several days' worth of magical powers and spells cast by the Wizard King in both Wa

V Vinayak’s Film to Make Satire on Congress Ace film maker V V Vinayak who has been ruling the roost with his mass masala entertainers might just be getting onto a different track with the launch of his latest film. It is known news that his next film is with none other than NTR Jr. The film [...]

Indecision 2008 (satire) Old School Gamer Responds to "Campaigning in the World of Warcraft …Indecision 2008 (satire) - 35 minutes agoWe stirred up a shitstorm with our recent article "Campaigning in the World of Warcraft." Here to respond to your comments, the writer of the piece, … Written by Google Inc. and Powered by WordPress

High School Musical Remake In WorksThe Spoof (satire), UK - 29 minutes agoMiley Cyrus would reprise the role of Gabriella Montez, while current American Idol contestant David Archuleta would step into Efron's place. ...

High School Musical Remake In WorksThe Spoof (satire), UK - 2 hours agoMiley Cyrus would reprise the role of Gabriella Montez, while current American Idol contestant David Archuleta would step into Efron's place. ...

Dasari Planning To Make Satire Film Dasari Narayana Rao, the high flying union minister and a very big director has been literally brought down to the ground suddenly. He was sacked from the union cabinet. This came as a big shock to not only him but also to all his camp followers as well. Dasari has been [...]

FAIRFAX, Va. (CAP) - In an effort to bolster sagging revenue and spur increased fervor among gun enthusiasts, the National Rifle Association has announced a new attraction at its national museum in Fairfax, Virginia where visitors will be invited to literally attempt to pry firearms from the cold, head hands of the corpse of former spokeman Charlton Heston. "The kids are just going to love it," said NRA official Buckshot McQuarters. "But, let me warn you, it's not as easy as looks." ~ more... ~  

While meeting with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki in Baghdad recently, Speaker Nancy Pelosi presented her program for ending the violence and for making Iraq a respectable, civil nation in the world community.

Scorched over the past few days by allegations that she embellished a 1996 visit to Bosnia, Hillary Clinton received at least a partial vindication today when it was revealed that Sniper Fire was indeed present at the Bosnia airport when she and her entourage touched down. The neo-polka sextet Sniper Fire, that is. "We got a call first thing in the morning. Hurry up, get your instruments, there's going to be a big thing at the airport," recalls Sniper Fire percussionist Ebid Durakovic. "And sure enough, we get down there and it's Mrs. Clinton and her daughter, what's-her-name." ~ more... ~

Starting with the man GWB - the leader who really listens Come on fools… recognizzzze - Ode to Eliot Spitzer What does Spitzer’s downfall prove?  That you don’t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite. Ode To Eliot Spitzer By Madeleine Begun Kane Though Spitzer has said he abhors Prostitution, he paid to use whores. And one of his cons Was [...]

In case anyone needed to keep up-to-date on Liberal Fascism around the world, New Zealand's politicians just banned the use of photos taken from their debating chambers that could later be used as satire. It is interesting watching the logical extent of "Progressivism" around the world. Too bad most of the American public is too enamored watching American Idol. Apparently, New Zealand's... Click the Headline Link to Visit Copious Dissent and Read the Full Story.

Montgomery County, MD — Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. Chevy Chase, American actor and comedian, put his career to one side when he decided to visit a small town in Maryland named after him. On arrival, he booked into a hotel, connected his laptop to the Internet and read [...]

Seeking to bolster its reputation as the planet's foremost proponent of peace, the Bush administration yesterday announced plans to solve a conflict that has been simmering for centuries. While novel and breathtaking in its approach, the solution may prove to be a hard sell to all parties involved. "We propose to settle the Kurds on one of Alaska's Aleutian Islands," announced Sec. of State

Well, actually there’s justice in this world. The New Bombay president of Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (whose founder is Raj Thackeray) KR Gopi has assured North Indians in the satellite town in which... This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more!

Area Eccentric Reads Entire BookGREENWOOD,IN—"Instead of spending hours on YouTube every night, Mr. Meyer, unlike most healthy males, looks to books for gratification," said one psychologist.

Context hidden messages have always been of the most powerful journalistic weapons against most kinds of censorship. Israel has an active by-law military censorship since it was founded and Israeli journalists have been practicing this strategy since that very same day. Whether the nature of the restriction is political, military or commercial, the context in which a certain information item is

“Gulliver’s Travels” is a great work of social satire. Swift’s age was an age of smug complacency. Corruption was rampant and the people were still satisfied. Thus, Jonathan Swift tears the veil of smug complacency off which had blinded the people to realities. In “Gulliver’s Travels”, there is a satire on politics, human physiognomy, intellect, manners and morality.In the first voyage to Lilliput, Swift satirizes on politics and political tactics practiced in England through Lilliputians, the dwarfs of six inches height. He satirizes the manner in which political offices were awarded by English King in his time. Flimnap, the Treasurer, represents Sir Robert Walpole who was the Prime Minister of England. Dancing on tight ropes symbolizes Walpole's skill in parliamentary tactics and political intrigues. The ancient temple, in which Gulliver is housed in Lilliput, refers to Westminster Hall in which Charles I was condemned to death. The three fine silk threads awarded as p

BBSpot (satire) Apple iPhone vs. Google GphoneBBSpot (satire), MI - 1 hour agoBy Brian Briggs The iPhone has been out for months, but the Gphone doesn’t exist yet. That might be a problem for other sites, but not here. … Read the entire original post via

Bush Calls For Mideast Truce So U.S. Can Attack Iraq From the horses ass in Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) — Complaining that the window of opportunity was closing, an exasperated President Bush today called on Israelis and Palestinians to declare an immediate cease fire in order to allow the United States to invade Iraq. “Look, I understand you guys have problems, but the more you fight, the more awkward it is for us to get Arab support,” Bush said. “So if you guys could just hold off for a few days, we’ll run in there, do our thing, and get out.” In telephone conversations with Bush, however, neither Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon nor Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat appeared to be moved by the President’s further lament that America now has 80,000 troops in the region, “and the catering bill alone is killing me.” Instead, Sharon suggested Bush seek approval from Arab nations by blowing up Arab nations, while Arafat suggested

Yesterday, The Onion was on point early with an Alberto Gonzales man-on-the-street piece. Plenty of folks in stand-up comedy will have a couple of jokes at the ready regarding recent news, but they typically don’t have to deliver them until 8:00 p.m. at the earliest. Getting even three jokes together, as The Onion did, very [...]

Let’s get physical: I’ve been writing too much about The Daily Show. We’ll do more of that — and soon, I’m sure — but news and humor meet for drinks and go home and make poor decisions together in a variety of other places, too. Some of our recent discussion truly cries out for a segue [...]

"The latest foreign medical applicant whose picture matched his passport. The GMC failed to notice the obvious clue that he was a terrorist"The issue about doctors is this, most think they are super brilliant but in reality they really are just bookworms. I believe this was the problem in the failed bomb plot. Cookery lessons and chemistry lessons had clearly been missed by said doctors. The failed mobile phone detonators during poor signal in the rain stated as follows " The terrorist bomb you are calling is switched off, please try again later". A much more amusing satire was written by the Daily Mash.BUPA TAKES OVER STRUGGLING NHS TERROR CELLPRIVATE health care firm Bupa is being parachuted in to take control of the NHS’s failing British terror campaign, the Daily Mash can reveal.Dr Malley has been with Bupa since 1996The current NHS atrocity management team is to be removed immediately following a series of embarrassing terror blunders in London and Glasgow, and day-to-day contr

Ahhhhh.... yes, the Internet, you have to love it. So many tools at our fingertips, information gathering in a matter of seconds! I was browsing through You Tube looking for videos and ran across these. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!Donald Rumsfeld and his "quirky" sense of humor....A Toe Tapping good time. ;)"Lil Bush"Oh, God, I CAN NOT wait!!! Next week is the season opener! These next few are just to funny not to share!Pilot~ "Hot Dog""Nuked""Evolution"View blog reactions

A slight case of  writers block, and a lack of available time, has prevented my writing any feature articles. So in the mean time I’ll post interesting new items I come across. What Islamabad’s don’t know how to have fun? Pakistan bans staging play satirising burqa ISLAMABAD - Irate Islamist lawmakers persuaded the Pakistan government on Thursday to stop a theatre group staging a satirical play about the burqa, the all-covering head-to-toe garment worn by conservative Muslim women. “Burqavaganza” played earlier this month during an arts festival in Lahore, the eastern city regarded as Pakistan’s cultural capital, and home to some of the most liberal and most puritanical parts of the Muslim nation’s society. “The burqa is part of our culture. We can’t allow anyone to ridicule our culture,” Culture Minister Sayed Ghazi Gulab Jamal told the National Assembly. The minister announced that the government had barred the play, which had already ended its run

My previous two post (click here for the first and here for the second) listed reasons to buy my book, BYTE-ing Satire: A light-hearted poke in technology's eye. Here are still more reasons, but these are the last ones I'm going to provide. By now I've probably convinced you to buy it. Any more reasons would be superfluous and boring. And no, thank you very much, I don't want to hear any comments about these and the previous ones being boring. Jerks who think that owning a cell phone gives them an unrestricted license to be an obnoxious, loud-mouthed boor in public places deserve to be ridiculed. BYTE-ing Satire does that. BlackBerry addicts who think that some text on their puny little screens is more deserving of attention than their family on evenings, weekends and vacations or friends who go out of there way to join the addicts at a pub or café deserve to be ridiculed. BYTE-ing Satire does that.

My previous post listed the top 10 reasons to buy my book, BYTE-ing Satire: A light-hearted poke in technology's eye. Obviously, there are more than just 10. For example, here are some additional reasons. The cover includes an illustration of a clown with a computer on his lap. Who doesn't love clowns, computers and, especially, clowns with computers? They are, after all, the mainstays of modern businesses. Many of the world's largest pools of oil and gas lie in unstable countries that are located in turbulent regions. Consequently, a severe energy crisis at some point in the future is not entirely out of the question. If that happens and you have a copy of BYTE-ing Satire handy you can burn it in your fireplace for warmth. If not, you might freeze to death in winter. Come to think of it, you should probably keep a few copies handy, just in case. (If you don't have a fireplace, indoor fires are not

People ask why they should buy my book, BYTE-ing Satire: A light-hearted poke in technology's eye. Here are the top 10 reasons. My mother thinks it's funny. She wouldn't lie about something like that. I have three friends who think it's funny. That makes the appraisal unanimous among my friends. My editor thought it was so good that she actually paid for a couple of copies to give as gifts. Then again, I mentioned her prominently in the acknowledgments, which might have influenced her purchase. BYTE-ing Satire is user-friendly, employs an intuitive interface and does not require batteries or an electrical connection. What's more, you don't need an owner's manual to figure out how to use it. Unlike a cell phone or pager, nobody will ask you to silence it if you carry it with you into a cinema or a swank restaurant. You might, however, be asked to stifle your laughter.

Members of the groundbreaking political satire Republik Mimpi (Republic of Dreams) defended themselves Friday from government efforts to pull the plug on the TV show. Effendi Gazali, the brains behind Republik Mimpi, which is aired on Metro TV, dismissed accusations by Information and Communications Minister Sofyan Djalil that the show represented a"negative political education" for people.He added that the family of former president Soeharto said they were bemused by the show, and that former president Abdurrahman "Gus Dur" Wahid openly supported the show. Effendi also pointed out that the comics who portray former presidents B.J. Habibie and Megawati Soekarnoputri have appeared on other shows. Related:Official finds no humor in TV satire:Information and Communications Minister Sofyan Djalil accused the show of providing a negative political education, the Jakarta Post reported. The show on Metro TV has also been attacked by a group accusing it of unethical conduct towards ethnic Chin

A blog carnival, if you don’t know, is sort of the equivalent of a blog magazine — several bloggers submit their posts on a given topic to a “host” (think editor) who then throws them into one space every week, two weeks, month, whatever. So today the Carnival of Satire came out and it has a bunch of satire from around the Web, including an entry from little ol’ DaveBurdick.com.

Satire papers are a matter of your imagination. Depending on how crazy it is, the success will be more or less obvious. But when it comes to writing a satire paper, the most common question is: what am I going to satirize about, and how am I to do it? Any brilliant, well-written satire can become a total disaster after one clumsy step. To prevent you from failing, here are tips on what you can write about. Yourself. This is the most fruitful way to relax and entertain your readers. They stop seeing themselves as an object for satire, but recognize themselves in you, and this is the best way to make fun of typical habits. The main thing about satirizing yourself is sticking to truth, and being as realistic, as possible. One famous writer once said that every being on Earth is able to tell the story about Earth. In your case, if you describe your typical actions that are so familiar to everybody else, you win. A reader will be reading your paper and nodding his head, kinda saying, "Ye

If you want your child socialized, you will have to send him to school. While he is getting ready, you'll have to pack his lunch. When he gets to school, the children will probably stare at him because he isn't wearing the same brand of jeans. Math will probably be review for him, so he'll know all the answers. The children will call him "calculator" and the teacher will give him extra