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$70 million for emotional distress because homosexuality cast as sin Oh really, sue the bible because Christians folks find the gay fudge packing lifestyle repulsive and equate that with devil stuff. He dude if you are seeking $60 fucken million then I should get twice that because as a child I saw a bunch of naked nasty [...]

Deuxième rapport d’évaluation de l’action du G8  Le G8 en retard dans l'application de ses engagements anti-corruption  Transparency International (TI) publie son 2ème rapport d’évaluation sur l’action du G8 en matière de lutte contre la corruption, fruit de la collaboration des sections

re·tard Slang: Disparaging. a. a mentally retarded person. b. a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard. *********** Since I was criticized for using such an offensive term towards Barack Obama I figured I should post the definition. I specifically use the term for a reason. Again just think about the Maxine Waters video [...]

Was listening to Rush talk about this topic on his show today. In a stunning display of liberal media deception you now have this piece of shit liberal pundit hack denying that he had anything to do with perpetuating the Michelle Obama “whitey” tape rumor. Time lies. The NYTimes slimes. AP distorts. ABC News, the Guardian, [...]

This is by Neal Bortz from the Nealz Nuze section Barack Obama has been toying with the idea of imposing a tax on windfall profits on US oil companies, and it will definitely be a part of his presidential platform. Take a look at this latest statement he made in Raleigh, North Carolina. He said, “I’ll make [...]

A lot of people in the world are stupid. We, however, may have found the dumbest. Some huge bag o'douche called into a Detroit radio show to discuss how he plans to sue the Red Wings the NHL for animal cruelty. First, he starts by saying he doesn't watch or follow sports whatsoever and never has. This means he's gay. There's nothing wrong with that, but just let the record show that he is. H

Calculator reveals when your share of Earth’s resources fully consumed The Australian Broadcasting Company has created a “green” website that tells you when you should die, based on your usage of Earth’s resources. The PlanetSlayer site, which the network calls the “first irreverent environmental website,” includes “Professor Schpinkee’s greenhouse

This from Michelle Malkin Today is the 64th anniversary of D-Day. Two items for you to commemorate. 1) First, read Ronald Reagan’s unforgettable Pointe du Hoc speech on the 40th anniversary. 2) Watch this brilliant video produced last year by The Combat Report on how today’s media would have covered the 1944 Normandy invasion. Dead on: ********** Fight at Omaha

Was going through the stats and saw this: That’s one of the funniest search engine referrals I’ve seen in a long time lol honestly, do your really need Google to tell you if your girlfriend is a retard or not?

This just figures - I barely start posting here and Uwe Boll shows up twice! The gifted merchant of video-game-movie death has rebutted against a surge of signatures on an online petition urging him to stop. He even remarked that if it reached a million, he’d do just that. Unfortunately for him the list ballooned [...]

“Downtown was crazy…  We took our kids down there and all was well until some idiot decided to walk on my car and another jumped on the van in front of us and was playing with himself. Freaked out my 9 year old to the point where I had to call 911 for an escort out [...]

Here is a lovely pic of our network admin: Our host is freaking retarded…even more so than us. Sorry for all users experiencing speed issues, here is the letter they wrote to us. ___________________________________________________________ Hello, Sorry about the continued problems for those of you in the XXXXXXX cluster. The status update on this problem is that the moves [...]

Ted Turner, on what will happen if global warming is not addressed immediately: Not doing it will be catastrophic. We’ll be eight degrees hottest in ten, not ten but 30 or 40 years and basically none of the crops will grow. Most of the people will have died and the rest of us will be cannibals. [...]

Obama’s Pastor Slurs Italians in Latest Magazine By Penny Starr - CNSNews.com Senior Staff Writer (CNSNews.com) - Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., pastor emeritus of Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago where Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) has been a member for two decades, slurred Italians in a piece published in the most [...]

Ok, so my girlfriend knows that I continuously forget everything, especially in the mornings, things like coffee, lunch and clothing seem to be completely forgotten before the day star rises and ruins my day… So in her complete understanding of my lack of brain power in the wee morn she so kindly did the following [...]

(No offense meant to actual retards reading this) Spending a quiet Sunday with the newspapers is just not the same when one is distracted by mediocre copy. Where’s the apostrophe? Surely they missed an apostrophe? I might be wrong, but I’m pretty sure breathtaking is one word. Not nearly as bad, but I would prefer them writing three, and [...]

First off, why would you use an ‘87 Datsun to pull a big ass palm tree out of the ground? Second, get a fucking longer rope next time, pal. This is why I leave the landscaping to the pros. Share This

This morning I was next to a girl on the train who was wearing sunglasses. It was 7:30am and dark on this November morning. In designer gear, I’m confident she wasn’t wearing sunglasses for medical reasons. Utter pillock. 

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Remember that post I wrote about the Special Olympics of Grocery Shopping? I figgered you didn't, so hit the link and catch up. I know, I'm Snatcherella today. Deal. Or flee.This afternoon my sister and I hit our new grocery store because we banned the SOGS store. The manager was an assholic prick about the mentally challenged. After you tell a manager you see on a daily basis that they're stupid and offensive, better to stick to your guns and not give them your business, right? Right.I am here to say that there is an explosive retard revolution happening in the retail grocery industry in shlock angeles that I was not aware of. It's about fuckin' time if you ask me. The lines are longer. Bagging is a cooperative endeavor and if you're paying by credit or check card, you're gonna have to swipe twice on a good day, three on a bad day. Doable, honey. Do-a-ble.Walking into the store today was like going to a sports arena to watch The Norms vs. The Tards in their final game of the se

Standing on a bus, my hand inches above the button that calls for said bus to stop. To my west, a window; my east, what I thought was an unirritating woman. Looks, like Paul Daniels, can indeed be deceiving.I see my stop. I move my hand to the bell. I notice the woman to my east was also preparing to get off the bus.I push the bell to call the bus to a halt. Nano-seconds later, "to-the-east woman" also rings the bell. Twice the bell has now rung. Twice, in mere fractions of seconds."Oh, hi, you're the woman who was standing to my east? Nice to meet you. Oh wait, hang on; you were the one who rang the bell immediately after I did, aren't you? Ah... awkward... y'see, er, I don't talk to complete retards. Toodle-pip, east lady".And as I leave the bus I realise just how petty a man can be when he's tired, hungry and weighed down by bags from Sainsburys.Perhaps tomorrow, just an average Thursday, I'll meet east lady again. Perhaps tomorrow, just an average Thursday, I'll still think

Horreur, malheur, les psychopathes car-jackers que sont la majorité des joueurs console vont devoir attendre un petit peu avant de suivre le destin d’une frappe à New York. La date de sortie initialement prévue pour novembre 2007 s’est donc évaporée aux dires de Strauss Zelnick de chez Take Two. Cela peut-être une bonne nouvelle pour les joueurs qui disposeront ainsi d’une version bien finie mais pour Microsoft et Sony qui comptaient vendre le paquet de consoles en Bundle, ça fait un trimestre noir à manger des nouilles en plus. Take two

Entre 300,000 et 400,000 civils tuésEntre 2,500,000 et 4,000,000 réfugiés et déplacésPlus de 3,200 villages détruitsDes milliers de cas de violsLe drame a commencé en 2003 et continue encore .. Mais, à quand l'intervention des Nations Unis au Darfour? Pourquoi ça tarde,? Est ce parce que c'est gens n'ont rien à donner après?SOS - Darfourenvoyé par MumusePS. La vidéo contient des scènes qui peuvent choquer

Today i found a website that realizes comics, drawings, jokes or whatever you want to call it, the content its a little bit…. lets say its not recommended for people under 18 years old. Website exists since 5th May, 2007, and the owner updates it with new comics like once a week. 9th of May, 2007 his hosting (he said because they were jew) closed his website because a group of christians reported the content of the website. 18 days later, website came back with another hosting making sure nobody could take off his website again. Website includes a disgusting forum, a little racist too… and its not recommended for sensible people, i told you! Are you ready? sure? Electric Retard Its not getting that funny, i found out Electric Retard author has another website (in process) called Spree Killers in which he shows a ranking of people who killed more persons in the history, with their rspective gun and information of the event. Im starting to thing this guy has several problem

A teacher in Italy who forced a student to write “I’m a retard” 100 times, has been acquitted of abuse charges. Apparently it would only have been abuse if it wasn’t true or the student had been forced to write it more than 100 times. The teacher punished the 12-year old boy...

internet advertisingIn the latest issue of Life magazine, featuring Chris Rock on the cover, Rock was asked, "Is this country ready for an African American president?" To which he answered, "It's ready for a retarded president, why wouldn't it be ready for an African American president?"Rock went on to say that he likes Al Gore, and that he doesn't expect to see a black president in his lifetime. Technorati tags: Chris Rock Bush entertainment Celebrity

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