How to speak about women and be politically correct:
she is not a “babe” or a “chick” - she is a “breasted American.”
She is not “easy” - she is “horizontally accessible.”
She is not a “dumb blonde” - she is a [...]
“America. Land of the free. Home of the brave. Not to mention the whiniest bunch of tree hugging, thin skinned sissy girls I’ve ever seen.”–Mikey777
To please all you Liberals out there, I’m officially changing the names of many familiar items, people and places to those that are politically correct. Wouldn’t want [...]ShareThis
Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy." Hardy: "Aye, aye sir." Nelson: "Hold on, that's not what I dictated to Flags. What's the meaning of this?" Hardy: "Sorry sir?" Nelson (reading aloud): "' England expects every person to do his or her duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.' - What gob
If nothing else in the past couple of days the people behind TheRealTGO have accomplished at least one thing. He’s dying to know who it is. He’s formulating theories on who it is, theories that make no sense at all. I also predicted that once someone made another site like this against him and I [...]
Rocky: I'm sure all my fellow felines have experienced how politically incorrect our humans are when they speak to us. Therefore, I have compiled the following list of 13 proper, politically correct terms we can use to educate them when they insult us:1) We do not "yak hairballs" ... we are Rug Redecorators.2) We do not "scratch" ... we are Skin Regenerators.3) We are not "shedding machines" ... we are Hair Relocation Stylists.4) We are not "ruthless hunters" ... we are Wildlife Control Agents.5) Do not call us "dope addicts" ... we are Catnip Connoisseurs.6) We do not "break things" ... we are Gravity Implementors.7) Do not call us "bed hogs" ... we are Mattress Assessors.8) We are not "yowlers" ... we are Advisors.9) Do not call us a "lap fungus" ... we are Sleep Study Experts.10) We are
At least, Neha Oberoi is politically correct. The sizzling new star of Woodstock Villa will be seen, not heard in the film. No, she isn’t playng dumb, in fact she seems to be pretty intelligent, and is being intelligent about the whole thing. What we mean is that Neha Oberoi’s own voice is not what we get to hear in her debut film, it’s a professional dubbing artiste’s voice. Though she signed Woodstock Villa first, destiny ruled, as with many others before her, that her second movie, Dus Kahaniya, released first. Neha confirmed that her voice was not used. "Yes, it’s true that I have not dubbed for it," she admitted. "But why I have not been dubbed for it only the director and producer can answer." Producer Sanjay Gupta on his part explain
What do the 2008 Presidential election, the Iraq War, and religion have in common? All these issues provoke a strong reaction in people and should be avoided when staging your home. The purpose of home staging is to transform your house into a product that is pleasing to a wide variety of buyers. For example, how many consumers boycotted Heinz ketchup when John Kerry was a presidential contender? That condiment was banned by some when associated with a political figure whom they opposed. Similarly, sellers may unintentionally sabotage a sale if they insist on showing their support to one cause or another. Obama, Hilary, McCain, and Ron Paul will not help you sell your home. When you are preparing to sell your house, be sure to remove all political signs and other propaganda from your resi
actually this is rather old.wonder if men would find this pleasin to the ears?peace yo!He does not have a beer gut.He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.He is not a bad dancer.He is overly caucasian.He does not get lost all the time.He investigates alternative destinations.He is not balding.He is in follicle regression.He does not get fallin-down drunk.He becomes accidentally horizontal.He is not afraid of commitment.He is monogamously challenged.thanks ate gemz, this is a good one! =D
People are going overboard (way overboard!) with political correctness, and now, dogs in Wales are following suit. The UK’s K9 Magazine is reporting that North Wales Police are now training their police dogs to headbutt rather than bite criminals.
Officers say the toothless tactic provides a safer way to tackle uncooperative offenders, and dog squads may soon adopt it across the country. But critics say it is another example of political correctness gone mad - putting the rights and safety of criminals before cutting crime and protecting the public.
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‘Instead of biting, the dog is muzzled and launches itself like a missile at the midriff of the target,’ said Deputy Chief Constable of North Wales, Clive Wolfendale.
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The scheme was launched after the Association of Chief Police Officers published a paper for dog handlers on human rights. In it, police dog handlers in a position where they are considering setting their dog after a suspect should ask a
When I arrived The Rooster was wearing a hand painted, paper and pipe cleaner pilgrim bonnet.[The latest in haute pilgrim!]While the girls wore bonnets, the boys in Rooster's class donned tall, stiff pilgrim hats made from black and white paper with exaggerated front buckles. The Rooster led me to my seat at the daycare Thanksgiving lunch.At my seat a brown paper turkey placeholder said "Guest of The Mayor and The Rooster." The Mayor was already seated.The Mayor and all his classmates wore headdresses, brown construction paper bands with three different colored paper feathers stapled to the back.I assumed I was dining with a band of tiny pilgrims and a slightly taller group of Native Americans. "Do you like my hat?" Rooster asked."I do!" I told her. "You make a great pilgrim."Not wanting to be left out, The Mayor said, "Do you like my hat too?" "I do!" I said. "Are you a Native American?"The Mayor rolled his eyes. "No, Mom. I'm a turkey butt!"Ah, yes. I guess I knew that.
Many of you know what I think of the Yukon Government as a corporate entity. From the former heroin trafficker Premier to the nationally-famous hiring practices, I have nothing good to say about it. That’s why I’m very pleased to see a new blog devoted to airing the dirty laundry that originates there. The first post at Yukon Confidential confirms it as a regular on my browsing list.
The reason that I used the term “the Yukon Government as a corporate entity” is that my dealings with the front-line employees at several offices have been consistently positive. Despite the conditions they work under, there are some fine Yukoners working at Motor Vehicles, Highways, Land Titles and Community Services in particular. But having worked for the government for 4 years, I know the other side, and that bad taste will never go away.
Last Wednesday was Halloween, but there's still something very scary out there. It doesn't wear a mask, it doesn't say "Boo!" and it's not hiding under your bed. Chances are, it's in your kid's school. I'm talking about the Politically Correct Educator. You know the one... the person who bans plastic swords or laser blasters from Halloween costumes. The one who says "the world has become too dangerous" for kids to dress up like a cowboy, or a pirate, or a soldier. The one who...(read more)
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Leviticus 19:15 Do not pervert justice; do not show partiality to the poor or favoritism to the great, but judge your neighbor fairly. (NIV)
I am terrible about judging competitions. I tend to root for the underdog, instead of dealing with things fairly. In the past I’ve judged Halloween costume contests, cutest pet awards, and cake tasting competitions. A couple of years ago
"Stupefacente rampante socialista
Stupefacente asfissiante progressista
Stupefacente stanotte resto fuori
Vado in macchina al mare
Vedo di rimorchiare
La dolce vita"
(Noia, CCCP)
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He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.He is not a CRAP DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.He does not SLEEP AROUND - He is HORIZONTALLY OVER-GENEROUS.He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.He is not a CRADLE SNATCHER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He is a SWINE EMPATHIZING BIGOT.He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.He does not STINK - He has HYGIENE AVERSION SYNDROME.He is not a GROPING PERVERT - He suffers from COMPULSIVE HAND MOVEMENT DISORDER.He is not OBSESSED WITH TELEVISED SPORTS - He has AN ATHLETIC TELEVISUAL ADDICTION.He does not IGNORE YOU - He has ATTENTION SPAN DEFICIT DISORDER.He is not a LAZY, MESSY SLOB - He LACKS HAND-VACUUM COORDINATION.He does not tell ENDLESS, BORING, UNFUNNY JOKES - He
This is a piece written by Michelle Malken. In it she describes how some schools are holding mock terrorism drills. Sounds like a good idea, doesn’t it? We can gauge our preparedness for such an event. The only problem is that political correctness has crept into them. Instead of radical Muslims they are using wacko homeschoolers, and radical right wing Christian Republicans. What is wrong in this country when you can’t call the terrorists what they are? I don’t know if this is being done for PC reasons,or if it is just another attack on Christianity. Christianity is the only religion that it is okay to attack.
Look what this type of appeasement has led to in Europe. A judge in Belgium ruled a Muslim man could beat his wife because it was in the Koran. This is sharia law, and it is now legally practiced in a non Muslim country.
England cannot fly her flag at Heathro airport, or over prisons so they won’t offend Muslims.
England is starting the process of elimi
Studying NLP or hypnosis it usually gives an extra dimension to the appreciation of language. NLPers become increasingly aware of embedded commands, hypnotic suggestions or unwitting implications that slip into their own and other people's language.This is great. It allows for really precise communication, sometimes...On the other hand since some NLPers can be relentlessly positive there can also be a shadow side to this. Intelligent, sensitive aware people who are still often human in some of the most petty ways. So just like the euphemisms used in Human Resources or the military, I have observed some interesting ways of hiding barbs in NLP based language.Below are some examples of the correct NLP way to say something, and its translation into something more... sincereNot all NLPers do this, and not allo f the time. But when they do you can usually tell by the slightly forced quality of the smile they put on while speaking. 'Your map is different from mine' = 'You're wrong!''
