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I found these male urinals from the web.San Francisco based artist Clark Sorensen brought the guys' peeing experience to a whole new level. Who would have thought that urinals could become a work of art. And maybe it would not be as odorous as the average looking ones.But why is it that he didn't design urinals for women?If you are angry with George Bush, now is your time to get back at him. Buy

It seems that calling out Patrick Burns (a.k.a. Terrierman) over his apologist whitewashing of the bigot Jeremiah Wright is still a sore spot for my fellow dog blogger. Not only did Pat immediately remove his link to my blog from his blogroll, he deleted several of my comments on that post and others and has since vetoed all new comments on his blog and removed my comments on the Bark Obama site

. Rock legend Rod Stewart is going to play concerts in South Africa, the morning radio DJ announced breathlessly. In our celebrity-starved land, that is big news. Amplifying the public joy is the certain knowledge that it will be the real Rod coming to our shores, not a tribute act pretending to be the real article, as happened when “Earth, Wind & Fire” toured the country. Our boy Rod is a

... It was inevitable that the Bay City Rollers would be regarded as the apogee of uncool, even in their pomp. The screaming, barely pubescent girls at their concert one might have overlooked – after all, the Beatles survived that. Even the outfits – tartan and stupid sock revealing bell bottoms – might have been forgivable. But the juncture of both was too much to accept for the self-respec

The Taste Police does not seem to have a cohesive position on Counting Crows (the lack of a “the” in their name is an irritant). But the groundswell seems to suggest that “loathsome” is an adjective which would accurately capture the mood in some platoons. The notion of Counting Crows being the subject with which I aim to piss off the Taste Police will have tipped off the attentive reader

Apparently the Namibians are quite strick about rogue peeing. The picture is taken in a place called Walvis Bay. Not going there for my holiday! (I like to have the freedom to pee wherever and whenever thank you very much!) via

Here’s a cred rehab I never thought I’d perpetrate, yet here I am, giving qualified props to Mick Hucknall, the much reviled MOR-soul merchant of supermarket and megastore premier shelf space, whose CDs in many households reside alongside those of Céline Dion, Kenny G and Michael Fucking Bolton (as his mother calls him). Even before he hit the big time in 1985, he was called "the most r

Add this to the list of poor money and time management HGL received. It turns about according to a post by FSS10 they were actually were starting to develop HGL for the Xbox 360. I‘m not joking this time. There was a semi-working version running on a Xbox 360. Run, jump, shoot, monsters, etc. Sure it [...]

The cover of his first Greatest Hits album tells you everything you already think you know about John Denver. Looking like a feckless country boy (a status he thanked God for in song) dressed up like a scarecrow, wig and all, he does that boyish, goofy laugh which your granny found so reassuring. All that’s missing is the piece of straw clenched between his hick teeth. Released in 1973, the albu

Apparently, the Catholic Church hasn’t forgotten the firestorm of controversy that The Da Vinci Code (book AND film) dredged up a few years ago. According to new reports, the team behind the upcoming Angels & Demons film adaptation, including director Ron Howard and actor Tom Hanks, have been banned from filming in two churches because the movie “does [...]

  AP Entertainment Writer MANCHESTER, Tenn. — Kanye West’s late night performance at Bonnaroo was delayed nearly two hours, angering the festival crowd who responded by chanting “Kanye sucks” and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks. West had been scheduled to take the main stage at the [...]

Introducing the The UroClub™:The UroClub™ is intended to eliminate anxiety and any feeling of uneasiness on the course. It can be emptied at the nearest restroom or later on, when the golfer returns home. Capacity: Over half a liter, twice the volume commonly urinated. Length: Like a standard 7 IronProduct page

I have never understood golf courses. They love to send cute chicks around to sell you beer, but if they catch you watering their foliage after you’ve had 4 or 5 beers they get their panties all in a bunch. As a result booze loving golfers end up in a jam. You can’t pee outside [...]

Found link via Politik Ditto - Post from the LA Times Blog Shocking Fox News video: Guest chuckles over killing Osama, Obama Does this Fox News contributor, Liz Trotta, really suggest what it sounds like she suggests — the assassination of both Osama bin Laden and Barack Obama? And then laughs! Where is the outrage?  And the apology? (UPDATE: [...]

The first time I heard it I nearly fainted from the tectonic plate shift in my worldview. A member of the female persuasion confessed...no, it was not a confession. She said, lust blindingly gleaming in her eyes and reflecting off her rosy cheeks, that Barry Manilow is sooooo sexy. And normal, even attractive women -- not Hausfrau moms and bicycle-riding spinster aunts -- have confirmed the

One of the really grand things about writing for Lesbiatopia is that we have press credentials, so we have access to places and people you would not really expect a bunch of dykes with day jobs and a blog to be able to go to and speak with.We also tend to turn up in some of the darnedest places, so I am pretty sure that former President Bill Clinton certainly did not to expect to encounter one of these dykes in rural Eastern North Carolina asking him about his past sins on LGBT issues in an open press session.Lest any of you have missed the news in the past couple of weeks, my home state of North Carolina has become one the two critical states in the Democratic Primaries for President of the United States, so we have been seeing a lot of the candidates and their proxies. So today I took an

Outdoor urinating rule #1: never piss on a fence that has a big sign that says "Electric Fence" on it.Watch videoOutdoor urinating rule #1: never piss on a fence that has a big sign that says "Electric Fence" on it.via

Yup, that’s the chick from “The Office.” I never knew she could be that hot when she applied herself. That is what I’m talking about. Check out the cleavage. The Best of Today Jenna Fischer is hot when she wants to be - Busted Coverage Anit-Poleez Hides that Alcohol Stench - COED Magazine A Lovely [...]

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And so with the end of NaBloPoMo ‘07 comes the beginning of an even more troublesome task… Christmas shopping.

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The whole image is really funny… The little asian boy does not care about anything… When you have to do something you have to do it…

Hi, just now after finishing my dinner, though of writing a post about another online earning opportunity but before that I though of checking my mails and just found a mail stating that my money bookers account is suspended due to some shitty reason which I am not intrested at all in explaining. If you want it have a look at it in the picture above. I was really shocked to hear this from them. The mail also consists of a link stating "Reactivate Your Account".For a moment I though of clicking it but suddenly rememberd that this is not the email that I am using for my money bookers account. Then I typed the URL of that site and logged in to find every thing is fine with them. The email is so realistic that if I got my email linked with them, I could have clicked it. Really this is the most bizarre spam I have ever met with. Even I though of placing this in my lens regarding Spam and Fraud Emails but right now I am sleepy so got to start this work tomorrow.Even though this not a post re

Brady still wearing Yankee cap (Post)Tom Brady wearing a Yankee cap and politely holding the door as he and his supermodel girlfriend, Gisele Bundchen, strolled into the IMG building at 54th and Seventh.R&A official causes uproar over racist jokes (Golf)A Royal & Ancient rules official started his dinner speech with a fantastic impersonation of Seve Ballesteros, which segued to a series of racial and ethnic jokes.Bonds' trainer sits in jail while slugger pursues record (AP)Anderson will remain federal inmate No. 93389-011 until he testifies under oath about Bonds' alleged use of steroids, or until the term of the grand jury investigating the perjury allegations expires.Weis takes stand in malpractice suit (AP)Charlie Weis gritted his teeth on the witness stand on Wednesday as he recounted telling a priest, "Don't you dare," when weight-loss surgery left the Notre Dame football coach a candidate for the last rites.STUB HUB: The Safe Way to Buy & Sell Tickets Online

 By: Joe Rispoli Here are 13 tips to follow when setting up your website. 1. Avoid Pop Ups. They come in many different varieties: entry pop ups, exit pop ups, delayed, small, large, multiple, flying, scrolling, browser locking, surf stopping, must be cleared to move on. Web surfers hate pop ups! So why do they continue to appear all over the Internet? Simple. They work. 2. What good are Splash pages anyway? Why would you put up your company logo and make your visitors hit a click here to enter link when there is no reason for them to not have entered already? Get to the point! You only have about eight seconds to interest the typical visitor so do not throw any obstacles like splash pages in front of them. (more…) content, internet, link, links, tips for developing your website, visitor, visitors, web surfers, website designcontent, internet, link, links, tips for developing your website, visitor, visitors, web surfers, website design

Kudos to MTUC! Their persistence in fighting for a minimum pay of Malaysian Ringgit $900.00 and a standard COLA (Cost of Living Allowance) for Malaysian workers in the private sector has finally gained the attention of the number one person in the Malaysian Human Resources Ministry today.According to the latest newsflash by TheStar Dot Com, Datuk Seri Dr Fong Chan Onn has decreed that the government is willing to sit down with MTUC and talk about setting up some sort of wage review councils by sectors as starters. MTUC’s decision to hold a nationwide picket scheduled at 1700 hours today has definitely caused some kind of unwanted commotions among politicians and Datuk Seri Dr Fong Chan Onn today has called upon MTUC to cancel the scheduled nationwide picket.Frankly speaking, I think that MTUC should go ahead with the scheduled nationwide picket. This would send a very strong message to the ruling government that employees in the private sector are seeking for a quick justification in

Today’s the day! I am so excited about my trip to Portugal, it’s finally here! So many firsts I will experience in these coming weeks - going on a plane, travelling abroad being the main two, and the rest an offshoot of those (using a foreign currency for one). I’m sure you’re all thinking “Good god Rhys, grow up, it’s not that special” (quote from Guy & about half the Circle Line service after I went on the London Underground for the first time), but it is in my mind - it’s going to be brilliant. I have actually finished packing. I had no form of hand luggage, so I bought a very metrosexual manbag which could class as hand luggage. I’m keeping my wallet, keys and phone in my pocket, but everything majorly important and things I need for the flight is going into my manbag. Incidentally, the books I plonked for are To Be the Man, which is Ric Flair’s Autobiography and She Stood There Laughing the story of the pain and torme

As mentioned earlier in the week, my major concern (besides the drinking water) of Portugal is the Language. Thanks to Paulo Martins I’ve picked up a few words (namely how to say “I want to rape you”. Of all my kinks however that isn’t one of them). I have therefore rectified it somewhat by purchasing this Pocket Portugal Guide. It’s brilliant! It’s like a travel guide and phrase book in a handy pocket sized book (and it is pocket sized, tried it on my jeans, fits as snug as a bug in a rug). Of course, large amounts of it is useless for me (I’m not much of a sailor, and haven’t got time to go fishing nor play golf), but there are a few useful words and phrases. I decided that it was better to get one, rather than do my preferred method of listening to translation podcasts, as I may be able to speak the lingo, but if it comes to reading it off a menu I’d be screwed (I’m like that with Welsh, I can understand it fluently, I can

Hey everybody! Hope everybody had an ace Bank Holiday weekend. Mine was spent watching Power Rangers: The Movie, then buggering off to Llandudno for a look round, and a few ales. It was fun. I’ve also been quite disturbingly busy on my blog, posting a few articles (which I didn’t plan on, but meh). So, for those people who went camping, diy’ing or simply had more important things to do this weekend, below are the three articles you’ve missed. Paypal Me Poison - Buy Me a Beer Wordpress Plugin Buy Me a Beer Plugin, Welsh Rugbymen are Heroes, Welsh Footballers are Embarassing The GATR and Friends Guide To Creating Awesomely Ace Mybloglog Avatars So, go and comment! Give your thoughts! Or just ignore them, either way’s good. So, onto my today’s post, and the thought that this time next week, I’ll be in Lisbon - Portugal. I was excited a week ago, but now I’m more, scared. It’s my first time abroad (yes, I’m 23, it sucks), and I&

==========Men vs. WomenThe Perfect Day for Her: * 8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses * 8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday * 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer * 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out * 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe * 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs * 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit * 3:00 Nap * 4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer * 4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage * 5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror * 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing * 10:00 Hot shower (alone) * 10:30 Make love * 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling * 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms The Perfect Day for Him! * 6:00 Alarm * 6:15 Blow

======================Whos'e Egg Is It?A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps

===================Water, PleaseA couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.The woman says to her husband: "let's have sex right here".The hudband says: "You are crazy. people will hear and see us"."But everybody is asleep", claims the wife, "I will prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody answers me and nobody even hears what i'm saying".So the woman says in a low voice: "Can I have some water please?". But noone answers. So the husband starts having sex with her.After the plane lands, a man runs to the steward and says: "quick, give me water. I have been so thirsty for the last 5 hours".The steward gives him water and asks him: "why didn't you ask for water during the fligh?".so the guy says: "No way, a woman two rows in front of me asked for water and you won't believe what they did to her!".

TMZ has learned that the rap group Three 6 Mafia was booted from their home after a member of their entourage peed on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lawn. The Oscar-winning rap group recently moved into the same Toluca Lake neighborhood of the busty “Ghost Whisperer,” and marked their new territory by having one of their assistants relieve [...]

CreditwrenchExpert Member Joined: October 16 2004Location: United StatesOnline Status: OnlinePosts: 1513 Posted: August 19 2006 at 11:21am | IP Logged Lawdog wrote: Creditwrench wrote: So who thinks it is offensive? You? I think it is offensive and you know it is,otherwise you would be using that word atyour own board. So click on the rotator and you can piss and moan about it to your heart's content.Go ahead, try it. __________________

This was sent to me by a fellow homeschooler. It prompted me to respond with the following: oh my God! If you could see me now . . .tears running all the way down my chest. (really, they are) My grandmother always said she never saw anyone whose tears traveled like mine do. This was the saddest thing I have ever read at almost 3 in the morning. The whole time, I was saying to the lady, "just quit what you're doing and be with your kids." Seriously, that was what I was saying. She was pissing me off. I know a few people who really need to read this. Just yesterday, I created a new "schedule" in hopes of doing more with the kids. Yes, cleaning is on there, but not much. I actually made a two week schedule to get the house in order. I was supposed to start today, but I just didn't get to it. :) The kids wanted to finger paint! And we had to do it outside! And they had to change their clothes a kagillion times (because Parker is many, many different superheros . . .) An

If you haven't seen Jeff Dunham perform, you gotta watch this, so funny, oh so funny: [youtube] . . .

Girls open their mouth for a warm golden shower.

This couple both shares in the golden streams of fun, as the man offers up his cock full of warm piss, and the woman hovers over him to shoot her golden stream on her awaiting lover. He then plows her sweet pussy before returning to receive some more piss.

If you haven't seen Jeff Dunham perform, you gotta watch this, so funny, oh so funny: [youtube] . . .

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Nissan's taking a hit where it didn't expect, thanks to their failing full-size truck sales. According to the Madison County Journal, when Nissan built their plant in Canton, Mississippi, the automaker struck a deal with the county for accelerated depreciation on machinery. The company claimed it would depreciate faster, as it would be "used more [...]