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The first time I heard it I nearly fainted from the tectonic plate shift in my worldview. A member of the female persuasion confessed...no, it was not a confession. She said, lust blindingly gleaming in her eyes and reflecting off her rosy cheeks, that Barry Manilow is sooooo sexy. And normal, even attractive women -- not Hausfrau moms and bicycle-riding spinster aunts -- have confirmed the

One of the really grand things about writing for Lesbiatopia is that we have press credentials, so we have access to places and people you would not really expect a bunch of dykes with day jobs and a blog to be able to go to and speak with.We also tend to turn up in some of the darnedest places, so I am pretty sure that former President Bill Clinton certainly did not to expect to encounter one of these dykes in rural Eastern North Carolina asking him about his past sins on LGBT issues in an open press session.Lest any of you have missed the news in the past couple of weeks, my home state of North Carolina has become one the two critical states in the Democratic Primaries for President of the United States, so we have been seeing a lot of the candidates and their proxies. So today I took an

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Before anyone presumes to judge me on basis of this thread, I ought to point out that most times, I’d gladly don a long leather coat and join the Taste Police in seeking to neutralise the influence of Lionel Richie. It is unfortunate that the man is still recording music. He was a scandal when every professional football player would list him, along with Phil Collins (an singer who will never

OK, I'm cheating a bit. There are factions of the Taste Police who adore Karen & Richard's music. Read this post as pissing off those branches of the Taste Police who would prosecute their Carpenters-loving colleagues.It is a little odd that the same members of the Taste Police who will defend the Carpenters are quite prepared to heap scorn on far edgier acts -- for lacking edge. Let's face it, you can't really screw to the Carpenters ("Song For You" and "This Masquerade" being exceptions), they were mostly a cover act, and fans of the Carpenters are likely to like James Blunt as well. And many Carpenters song were utter crap. But when the Carpenters were great, they were indeed great. Richard's arrangements could be exquisite. Perhaps the Taste Police forgives that. But Richard Carpenter, surely, is the least rock 'n roll man ever to have worn the pop mantle. All I'm left with is Karen Carpenter: one of the finest vocalists in pop ever, blessed with an astonishingly beauti

Hi, just now after finishing my dinner, though of writing a post about another online earning opportunity but before that I though of checking my mails and just found a mail stating that my money bookers account is suspended due to some shitty reason which I am not intrested at all in explaining. If you want it have a look at it in the picture above. I was really shocked to hear this from them. The mail also consists of a link stating "Reactivate Your Account".For a moment I though of clicking it but suddenly rememberd that this is not the email that I am using for my money bookers account. Then I typed the URL of that site and logged in to find every thing is fine with them. The email is so realistic that if I got my email linked with them, I could have clicked it. Really this is the most bizarre spam I have ever met with. Even I though of placing this in my lens regarding Spam and Fraud Emails but right now I am sleepy so got to start this work tomorrow.Even though this not a post re

Billy Joel is the big kahuna in the Pissing off the Taste Police stakes. I’ve copped hideous abuse for confessing my love for some of the music of Billy Joel, without embarrassment (because apologising for enjoying certain music is for losers). Oh, I can see why people might hate Billy Joel’s music, or even the man. “River Of Dreams” and “We Didn’t Start The Fire” are appalling and should never be heard again. When I say I like Billy Joel, I’m talking about his golden years, stretching from Turnstiles (1976) to Songs In The Attic (1981), with the patchy Piano Man (1973) and 1982's The Nylon Curtain (and perhaps some of An Innocent Man from 1983) bookending that phase (and ignoring 1974's Streetlife Serenade, except for its fine title track). And even then, there are some tracks that leave our man open to abuse: the overplayed “Just The Way You Are”, for example, or almost all of 1980’s rubbish Glass Houses. And yet, there is so much that Joel’s haters tend to

While we wait for the final two installments of the Songbirds series, let's piss off the Taste Gestapo by focussing on one of the most underappreciated groups of the '70s: America (who have just released their first studio album in 20 years, incidentally).Yeah, I know, "Horse With No Name" has no cool factor, and remains the butt of many jokes. Oddly, I can't think of any other #1 hit about drugs that enjoys so little credibility as "Horse". Probably because it isn't a very good song. Alas, because it is America's best-known song, the group's entire folk-rock legacy is tarnished. And that is a great shame, for there is much in America's catalogue that is, at least within its genre, admirable. And if America was good enough to be produced by George Martin, who are we to argue?Granted, America didn't set out to shift musical boundaries. Indeed, they were in a large measure derivative, owing much to the various groups that donated their frontmen to Crosby, Stills & Nash (and, for

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Kudos to MTUC! Their persistence in fighting for a minimum pay of Malaysian Ringgit $900.00 and a standard COLA (Cost of Living Allowance) for Malaysian workers in the private sector has finally gained the attention of the number one person in the Malaysian Human Resources Ministry today.According to the latest newsflash by TheStar Dot Com, Datuk Seri Dr Fong Chan Onn has decreed that the government is willing to sit down with MTUC and talk about setting up some sort of wage review councils by sectors as starters. MTUC’s decision to hold a nationwide picket scheduled at 1700 hours today has definitely caused some kind of unwanted commotions among politicians and Datuk Seri Dr Fong Chan Onn today has called upon MTUC to cancel the scheduled nationwide picket.Frankly speaking, I think that MTUC should go ahead with the scheduled nationwide picket. This would send a very strong message to the ruling government that employees in the private sector are seeking for a quick justification in

Today’s the day! I am so excited about my trip to Portugal, it’s finally here! So many firsts I will experience in these coming weeks - going on a plane, travelling abroad being the main two, and the rest an offshoot of those (using a foreign currency for one). I’m sure you’re all thinking “Good god Rhys, grow up, it’s not that special” (quote from Guy & about half the Circle Line service after I went on the London Underground for the first time), but it is in my mind - it’s going to be brilliant. I have actually finished packing. I had no form of hand luggage, so I bought a very metrosexual manbag which could class as hand luggage. I’m keeping my wallet, keys and phone in my pocket, but everything majorly important and things I need for the flight is going into my manbag. Incidentally, the books I plonked for are To Be the Man, which is Ric Flair’s Autobiography and She Stood There Laughing the story of the pain and torme

When I was in London for my holiday late last year, I spent a lot of time actually on the internet. No, I’m not sad, I mainly did it because meeting up with Guy, Celeste and Han meant - to arrange times - I found it easy if I used the net at the hostel to speak to them online, rather than ring them all up. However, one thing I couldn’t stand was the software used by the hostel. It was some open source instant messenger program (that wasn’t Gaim) that was just clunky, unresponsive and just horrible to use. I had recently switched to Gaim from Windows Live Messenger, and the software the hostel was using tried my patience in the worst way. I then read somewhere about digital condoms. Digital Condoms are USB sticks containing your programs and settings. The reason for their name is more of a privacy issue. You plug it in to a public place, do your business, and then withdraw without leaving anything of yours behind. This single handedly makes it the greatest technical d

As mentioned earlier in the week, my major concern (besides the drinking water) of Portugal is the Language. Thanks to Paulo Martins I’ve picked up a few words (namely how to say “I want to rape you”. Of all my kinks however that isn’t one of them). I have therefore rectified it somewhat by purchasing this Pocket Portugal Guide. It’s brilliant! It’s like a travel guide and phrase book in a handy pocket sized book (and it is pocket sized, tried it on my jeans, fits as snug as a bug in a rug). Of course, large amounts of it is useless for me (I’m not much of a sailor, and haven’t got time to go fishing nor play golf), but there are a few useful words and phrases. I decided that it was better to get one, rather than do my preferred method of listening to translation podcasts, as I may be able to speak the lingo, but if it comes to reading it off a menu I’d be screwed (I’m like that with Welsh, I can understand it fluently, I can

Hey everybody! Hope everybody had an ace Bank Holiday weekend. Mine was spent watching Power Rangers: The Movie, then buggering off to Llandudno for a look round, and a few ales. It was fun. I’ve also been quite disturbingly busy on my blog, posting a few articles (which I didn’t plan on, but meh). So, for those people who went camping, diy’ing or simply had more important things to do this weekend, below are the three articles you’ve missed. Paypal Me Poison - Buy Me a Beer Wordpress Plugin Buy Me a Beer Plugin, Welsh Rugbymen are Heroes, Welsh Footballers are Embarassing The GATR and Friends Guide To Creating Awesomely Ace Mybloglog Avatars So, go and comment! Give your thoughts! Or just ignore them, either way’s good. So, onto my today’s post, and the thought that this time next week, I’ll be in Lisbon - Portugal. I was excited a week ago, but now I’m more, scared. It’s my first time abroad (yes, I’m 23, it sucks), and I&

==========Men vs. WomenThe Perfect Day for Her: * 8:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses * 8:30 Weigh in 5lbs lighter than yesterday * 8:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange juice and croissants 9:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac bath oil 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer * 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out * 12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe * 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has gained 30lbs * 1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit * 3:00 Nap * 4:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist, card is from secret admirer * 4:15 Light workout at club, followed by gentle massage * 5:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before the mirror * 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by dancing * 10:00 Hot shower (alone) * 10:30 Make love * 11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling * 11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms The Perfect Day for Him! * 6:00 Alarm * 6:15 Blow

======================Whos'e Egg Is It?A Scotsman and an Englishman lived next door to each other.The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning he would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg.The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the testicles and time how long it takes for you to get back up. Then you kick me in the testicles and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg."The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman put on the heaviest pair of boots he could find. He took a few steps

===================Water, PleaseA couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.The woman says to her husband: "let's have sex right here".The hudband says: "You are crazy. people will hear and see us"."But everybody is asleep", claims the wife, "I will prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody answers me and nobody even hears what i'm saying".So the woman says in a low voice: "Can I have some water please?". But noone answers. So the husband starts having sex with her.After the plane lands, a man runs to the steward and says: "quick, give me water. I have been so thirsty for the last 5 hours".The steward gives him water and asks him: "why didn't you ask for water during the fligh?".so the guy says: "No way, a woman two rows in front of me asked for water and you won't believe what they did to her!".

TMZ has learned that the rap group Three 6 Mafia was booted from their home after a member of their entourage peed on Jennifer Love Hewitt’s lawn. The Oscar-winning rap group recently moved into the same Toluca Lake neighborhood of the busty “Ghost Whisperer,” and marked their new territory by having one of their assistants relieve [...]

CreditwrenchExpert Member Joined: October 16 2004Location: United StatesOnline Status: OnlinePosts: 1513 Posted: August 19 2006 at 11:21am | IP Logged Lawdog wrote: Creditwrench wrote: So who thinks it is offensive? You? I think it is offensive and you know it is,otherwise you would be using that word atyour own board. So click on the rotator and you can piss and moan about it to your heart's content.Go ahead, try it. __________________

This was sent to me by a fellow homeschooler. It prompted me to respond with the following: oh my God! If you could see me now . . .tears running all the way down my chest. (really, they are) My grandmother always said she never saw anyone whose tears traveled like mine do. This was the saddest thing I have ever read at almost 3 in the morning. The whole time, I was saying to the lady, "just quit what you're doing and be with your kids." Seriously, that was what I was saying. She was pissing me off. I know a few people who really need to read this. Just yesterday, I created a new "schedule" in hopes of doing more with the kids. Yes, cleaning is on there, but not much. I actually made a two week schedule to get the house in order. I was supposed to start today, but I just didn't get to it. :) The kids wanted to finger paint! And we had to do it outside! And they had to change their clothes a kagillion times (because Parker is many, many different superheros . . .) An

Not a day goes by at the University that I do not see this tile when I am taking a piss. It looks to me as if it is Josef Stalin. I have meant to photograph this for quite sometime and today as I graduate I finally did.

This couple both shares in the golden streams of fun, as the man offers up his cock full of warm piss, and the woman hovers over him to shoot her golden stream on her awaiting lover. He then plows her sweet pussy before returning to receive some more piss.

Duration: 01:25:22 Size: 2 CD Format: XviD Audio: VBR MP3 Resolution: 640 x 480 Source: DVD Original Format.: PAL Genre: Adult/Peeing Studi: Hightide Language: English Prodyear: 2001 Released: 2008-05-09