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BMW has come up with a new idea to stop your dog from peeing on them. They have designed an electric sting of two hundred volts to help prevent your dog from taking a leak on their wheels.BMW calls it the Canine Repellent Alloy Protection system, I kinder have to laugh at this. You know as well as I do, if a dog has got to go he’s going to go. I wonder if they will change the name of the cars to

weird factsThe morning of April 4, 2000. Sergei Zaletin and Alexander Kaleri pays tribute to tradition, irrigation wheel of the bus. Astronauts make a stopover on the way to rocket, that is at the final stage before the flight. There do not allow any foreign person. Snapshot - a consequence of the adventurism of the cosmodrome worker and the only documented existence of the urethra tradition.

picture:engadgetPeeing need not be boring anymore. You don't need to face the stained urinal bowl or the wall doing it while gazing at the wall or your same old dick draining itself. Yes, now peeing is fun. Now you can play video game while you're pissing. The game is called Place To Pee. A specially designed booth for two players at a time. It offers two kind of games. One is feature a ski race

Security camera footage at Mont-Joli airport in Quebec Canada captures footage of some poor guy peeing on an electric fence and getting the shock of a lifetime. The way he falls is pretty funny - idiots are everywhere.

Super Pii Pii Brothers: Amazing new virtual pee gaming experience for the Nintendo Wii. According to the Japanese text on the box "Super Pii Pii Brothers promotes good bathroom skills and allows women to experience for the first time the pleasure of urinating while standing."[photo link]Click here to watch the demo of the game.[via i4u]

In the discussion (over proper acceditation to the authors of common quotes and sayings) that ensued after my last post, I found some interesting reading by backtracking at one of the links left by LindaC.  At the end of the piece, the author of that page offered up a wonderful explanation of the meaning of success.  Not having any information as to who the author of this new piece was, and having just finished writing a piece explaining how a logical conclusion of whether Bessie Stanley or Ralph Waldo Emerson authored the piece about success commonly credited to Emerson, the author of the page quips that perhaps Emerson “authored” this piece too. I don’t care much who did. I just find it entertaining. Enjoy! At age 4, success is…not peeing in your pants.   At age 12, success is…having friends.     At age 16, success is…having a driver’s license.       At age 20, success is…having sex.         At age 35, success

This is very interesting video from one of the kidney stones patient who just took extracorporeal shockwave lithotripsy (ESWL) in order to remove the kidney stones. When I first saw it, I got little shock, with all that blood; make me questioning, is it really painful as it look? Although it look very bloody, but this video also gives me a clear view about what happen after taking an ESWL procedure. (more…) Tags: ESWL, blood, pee, kidney stones

70-year-old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with normal results. Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself, and do you have a good relationship with your God?"George replied, "God and me are tight He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom (poof!) the light goes on when I pee, and then (poof!) the light goes off when I'm done.""Wow," commented Dr. Smith, "that's incredible!"A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife. "Thelma," he said, "George is just fine. Physically he's great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof!) the light goes on in the bathroom, and then (poof!) the light goes off?"Thelma exclaimed, "That old fool! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"

Cornerstone at Lake Hart,10615 Narcoossee Rd,Orlando,FL.32832,USAhttp://store.publix.com/publix/cgi/site?site=00886&address=Where is it?Head to the left when you get in there and the signs are clear. Really it is easy.What’s it like?OK what have I said about supermarket toilets before? You don’t use them unless you really have to. That means I’d assume that most people don’t use them. Really, they should be deserted. So why was this place like the queue for a rush hour train. I really cannot imagine what had been put in the water around here to make this weekend stop off such a busy one. Maybe it was the average age of the customers.OK, so admittedly rather on the grumpy side, I manage to force my way in to the toilets. Being Publix, and I must profess I am a fan of Publix on the whole, you’d expect something a little different. Not overdone, but clean and functional. It’s a pity then that the wear and tear the slightly aged clientele had been putting on the place had m

BIRD: Cor blimey, mate, how's your father, I've gone and soiled myself, like!BUFFALO: You gormless jerk-berk! What the hell did you do that for?BIRD: An aberration, Buffers. I was glued to the keyboard, sitting on the edge of my seat, engrossed in an Internet debate about "The Unbearable Rightness of Peeing", lost track of the time, forgot to eat, my blood sugar plummeted and my legs fell asleep, so naturally I assumed I was sitting on the old porcelain having a bit of a read, innit? I had just made a particularly piquant point about the indecipherable prose of Milos Koonteriyaki, and it apparently induced a prolonged bout of peristalsis.BUFFALO: In udder words, you shat yourself.BIRD: Well, in essence, that is substantially correct.BUFFALO: Great flaming wombats, Birdy. What are you going to do now?BIRD: Dunno, Buff, I'm rather afraid to move, at the moment. Everything's gone all squishy, like. I'm reviewing my options.BUFFALO: And what might those be?BIRD: Well, hoovering, for o

It started so innocently enough... my son and I went to the park today. I was sitting down watching him slide down the slide over, and over, and over, and over again.This is the scene - I am on a picnic bench in the back of the park with grassy areas to my left. It was an open area in which kids can kick the ball and so forth. I hear a water sound kind of like a fountain. I look to my left and see a 5 or 6 year old standing in the middle of the grassy area relieving himself. That alone would make me laugh because kids are kids sometimes and I can laugh at some of the things they do. But noooooo.... that wasn't it at all.His mother was standing right behind him, pushing on his bare naked bottom. She was leaning over from behind and literally pushing his bum forward so that he was peeing in an arc like shot. This was smack in the middle of a grassy area!There were trees about 50 feet to their left and in front of them, but no, she didn't think to go into the tree area and hide him a bi

Not too long ago there were pictures going around of Fergie, from the Black Eyed Peas, pea-ing herself on stage. Fergie, real name Stacy Ferguson, recently admited that she did infact urinate herself at the concert. Fergie said that she had to douse herself with champagne in front of all the fans in an attempt to disguise the fact she peed herself–You weren't fooling anyone in those pictures Fergie. "I had a few drinks before going onstage, but I didn't think to go to the bathroom," says Fergie. "We were jumping around and my bladder just started you know." Here are the infamous Fergie pictures:   Share It

I spent a few minutes browsing this website and I stumbled across some images of interesting urinals. I think they’re absolutely brilliant. It makes going to the bathroom that much more exciting. And I’m sure most girls would be willing to stand, arch and aim if they got to pee in some of the ones featuring on this website! I think that the second one slightly crosses the line (for some people). I still find it funny, but I find the word ‘peanuts’ funny so that’s really irrelevant. If any of you find it offensive, you could always fuck off? Sorry. That was rude. I am tired. And I’m still really devestated that Nora died on Desperate Housewives last night. She made my Mondays bearable… Also, you may like to visit this website on prom dresses. I’m guessing that only applies to those of you in America.. but there you go!

A friend we left behind on Bainbridge Island recently wrote about a kid peeing near the playground. Being the contrarian I usually am, I disagreed that there was much wrong with peeing near the playground, or peeing outside in general. Today at the playground my own child needed to pee, and so my wife ran her behind a a tree to pee. I watched anxiously; fearing that someone may see them and make my family the subject of a similar blog post or the town grapevine. Then the blogger in me took over and I realized that the scene unfolding before me was perfect for my own blog. Especially in light of the comments I posted on my friend’s treatment of peeing near the playground. I began shooting (and giggling).  So this is for you Wendy: a photo of my child peeing near the playground: And here’s the interesting part, while I have claimed, and believe, there’s really nothing wrong with this; I also feel compelled to point out (in defense) that a) the restroom’s w

Thanks to everyone for their comments and stories about peeing at arena rock shows in our first installment. We had multiple stories about guys peeing at urinals with their pants around their ankles, peeing in cups, and reader Patrick who occasionally decides to just drain the wheeze directly on the bar. Simply magnificent. Stay gold, HearYa readers. This week we’ll take a look at the art form of peeing at an outdoor rock show. While last week we looked at types of urinators you’ll run into in the men’s restroom, this week we’ll primarily take a look at Port-o-Lets and the how’s and why’s of avoiding them.. I inspected several Port-o-Lets over the weekend, and came to several conclusions about why they should be avoided. You know how you can make orange juice from concentrate, but the concentrated stuff is really powerful? Port-o-lets are basically a concentrated poop/pee cocktail. They are hot, dirty, and make it impossible to breathe through anything other than your mou

Popular adolescent humour site B3ta.com is famous for its user-submitted image doctoring, stupid animated GIFs and dumb Flash cartoons (which rock!). The site recently launched a competition for Virgin trains. Users had to create and submit images in response to a question: "What would happen if you said YES to everything?" Within very little time at [...]

이 사진 보고 정말 웃음을 참을 수 가 없었다. 어느 순간 부터 이개는 저 자세로 오줌을 누기 시작했다고 한다. 왜 저렇게 힘든 자세로 오줌을 누는지ㅎㅎsourceTags: 웃긴 사진, 신기한 개, 신기한 동물, funny pictures

Speaking to some friends, and we were discussing a celebrity tid-bit that came out in early July about Jennifer Aniston brushing her teeth in the shower to conserve energy, and be eco-friendly: You can read a small story about it on Sponkit  here: Jennifer Aniston, the “Break-up” star, has a novel way to save the environment: she [...]

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