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Heh heh...the above was brought to you by the Bizarre Rumour Generator. Just enter a name for more scurrilous scandal than you can shake a stick at. Some more examples: "According to the New York Times, cancerous John McCain furtively partied with a glistening weasel." "Old FBI files indicate that five maggoty mollusks willingly fed Nazi John McCain." "It isn't generally known, but virile John McC

Well, one should never count on "The Worldwide Sports Leader" for fair and balanced coverage (sorry, Fox News) unless you play in Boston, New York or Chicago if you're into baseball.Look at the highlighted portion of the graphic. Do we have a problem here? If I remember correctly, didn't the O's win yesterday? Didn't Jay Payton hit the game-winning grand-slam? I would say Manny Ramirez didn't exac

The first rule of Fight Club posting on TFTS is never to post about something unless we have decent imagery so, without further ado, we’ll now act to show scant regard for that rule in offering a heads up concerning Sharp’s new TL-M4600 and TL-M5200 professional HD LCD monitors regardless of the fact that Sharp have supplied no imagery of said monitors in any shape or form (an oversight on the

Here are the highlights of this brilliant move...the whole article is pretty ridiculous if you want to read it.WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Authorities have arrested nearly 100 people and seized guns and drugs in a sting operation at San Diego State University in California, the Drug Enforcement Administration said Tuesday. The news release alleges a member of the Theta Chi fraternity sent a mass text message to his "faithful customers" saying he and some others temporarily would be unable to complete orders for drug sales due to a trip to Las Vegas, Nevada. The text message went on to discuss a "sale" on cocaine and gave details on reduced prices, the news release said.One student allegedly dealing cocaine was a month short of obtaining a master's degree in Homeland Security and worked with campus

Post from: Fashion Style You Help Obviously to help the environment Obviously Mens Underwear is manufactured from a material called Modal and lycra. Modal is made from cellulose extracted from sustainable beech tree plantations and is one of the most environmentally friendly textiles that exists. The process of [...]

The great thing about love is that there really is someone for everyone. Just look at Sloth and Chunk from The Goonies. Sloth, a malformed man-beast with a saliva control problem and a wonky eye, loved Chunk even though he was an unfortunate-looking kid who got left behind like the whiny dead weight he was. The same [...]

What happens when you put a bunch of girl geeks together dressed as Slave Leia for a photoshoot?Pillow Fight! Apparently, this geek spectacular occured at the DragonCon convention in Atlanta… You can find the whole photoset at flickr.(not that you would be at all interested) via (Slow news day today! I guess everyone is in Liberty City)

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Fisher had his surgery yesterday. When we took him home he was completely spaced out and not at all happy about the large cone on his head. As you can probably tell from the picture. Poor dog. He passed out somewhere and when he woke up there was a large plastic lampshade around his neck and I'm sure it felt like someone had kicked him in his non-existent nuts. I bet he had a wicked

When this so-called inquest into the death of Diana, Princess of Wales is over it will all be totted in up in time and cost. It is a complete waste of time. It is costing a fortune. The only people to gain from this are the snout-nosed journalists who see rich pickings in the stories emanating from it and the likes of Mr. Fayed of Harrods fame and that Paul Burrell, both of whom have agendas, books, and egos to promote.How come Mr.Fayed can peddle such accusations? Is it only because he is using the court system? Burrell is a liar of the first order. He's been filmed admitting that himself!I'm all for free speech, but this is ridiculous. The three party leaders at Westminster keep their members on a tight leash so that they don't go off message, but these pantomime walk-ons can spout the m

Lasik eye surgery is entire over your television set and radio. It seems that it gives a new method or an alternative of the lower costs every day. You never injures to pay around attention, and so much learns like possible. Lasik eye surgery is an incredible procedure, but it is quiet surgery.

It's Easter morning... a day of celebration and renewal of hope. The Play with Your Peeps contest is over and what fun that was!! It was great for me because it was 'no stress' at all! LOL. Not having to judge them myself, and already having ordered the gift card for the winner, I didn't care who won so all I had to do was sit back and wait for the votes! I was very impressed with how

The capital of Lombardy it's well connected by several low-cost airlines to dozens of european cities, and also a growing number of destinations in Northern Africa and Middle East. Thanks to its three airports, Milan can be considered the biggest low-cost italian hub. Ryanair, Easyjet, Vueling, AirBerlin, Meridiana, TuiFly, Germanwings and many more fly here on daily basis moving thousands of business travellers, tourists and backpackers. In this post we'll speak about Milan's main airgate - Malpensa International..The biggest and busiest Milan's airport, located 48km north the city centre, it's mainly dedicated to traditional and charter flights, connecting Northern Italy to intercontinental destinations and touristic paradises worldwide. But, although not properly a low-cost gateway, in

The liberal media again makes a desperate attempt to slander and smear Republicans and their values. In the latest pathetic try they have gone after John McCain, here are some direct quite surrounding the empty allegations."Mr. McCain, 71, and the lobbyist, Vicki Iseman, 40, both say they never had a romantic relationship," reports the New York Times. The both of them deny the relationship. How does The Times become an expert on a relationship that they were not a part of? I have never been a fan of The Times, but this is disgusting what they have fabricated, they should be ashamed to have participate in such an unethical spreading of lies. "Asked if he ever had a romantic relationship with the woman, Vicki Iseman, 40, Mr. McCain, 71, responded, “No.” He described his relationship

Source: thehollywoodnews.co.uk It looks like Strictly Come Dancing star Brendan Cole has landed himself in a bit of hot water with his dance partner Kelly Brook. It seems that the young actress/ model is upset with Cole, allegedly accusing him of not being committed to the show. Apparently they have had a series of fights after Cole came into rehearsals with a hangover. A source told the Daily Star Sunday: “Kelly really wants to win. She has openly admitted that she is incredibly competitive and is putting in all the effort she can. But she doesn’t think Brendan is putting in the same effort.” “They have had a couple of blazing fights because Brendan arrived late a few times still smelling of alcohol. Brendan is notorious for going out and making the most of his celebrity status but Kelly is worried that it could cost them the crown.” The insider added.

I have my own little Thanksgiving season tradition. Of course, we do the family thing with the in-laws and outlaws and extended family. The day after Thanksgiving is when my own little "tradition" takes place. The first thing I do on Black Friday is online shopping. I'm not brave enough to fight the crowds for those great deals. No sir, I prefer to sit on my hindparts at my computer with a steaming cup of coffee and shop online. But for those of you brave enough to go out, here's a Black Friday list of deals and you have my prayers for a safe return.Anyway, after the cyber-shopping is done my next activity on the agenda is decorating our home for Christmas. This would normally be an easy enough task because for the first 7 years of marriage my husband and I lived in an apartment. I'd just go to our super big storage closet, pull it all out, and start. I'd be finished in a couple hours, tops.In March of this year we bought our first home. We just needed more room now that

Source: mirror.co.uk Loyal Kenny Logan has vowed to dance his socks off for wife Gabby on Strictly tonight. The Scottish rugby star was devastated to see his missus booted off last week and even offered to give up his place to let her back on the dancefloor. Now that disappointment has turned into determination. Kenny, 35, who dances the paso doble tonight, says: “This one is dedicated to Gabby and her dance partner James Jordan. It’s also for the public who have phoned up to keep me in.” Gabby will be there cheering him on - and Kate Garraway, too. In fact, she has tipped both Kenny and Kate to make the final. Talking of the last six days Kenny admits: “It has been really emotional. The last time I felt like this was my last game for Scotland in the 2003 World Cup.” He has also missed having Gabby at rehearsals, saying: “I feel like half of me has disappeared. And I know it’s going to be tough tonight without her backstage.” Kenny wears

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This is me, fulfilling the Fabulous Mrs. Fussypants plea for attention, with my own gratuitous greed and plea for jewelry. This lady is bursting with jewelry making talent, which causes Honeybell to gasp, shiver, and exclaim with breathless delight: “Oh! Shiny!” I’ve already been the lucky recipient of these consolation earrings: (They are RED! GO KC CHIEFS!!) However Mrs. Fussypants is launching a new contest—and I WANT THIS NECKLACE. How gorgeous is this? The only requirement for participation is to give Mrs. Fussypants a little lovin. However, I’m thinking Fussy needs to raise the bar a little. I’m sure I need that beautiful piece more than any other blogger, and would demonstrate my burning need for the ability to wear a photo on jewelry a la reality TV style. For instance . . . Honeybell would cheerfully brave the wild: Honeybell would happily co-habit with strangers:Honeybell would cheer on some Ultimate Fighter hunks: Ho

Have you guys ever seen someone drive away with a drink on top of their car? Well yesterday I was bringing Coffeekid and two friends home from football when I slowed to let an older woman in a green car pull out. She was waiting on a side street to turn right, and with afternoon traffic not letting her in, I could tell she had been sitting there for a little while. As she slowly pulled out in

Security personnel at Fenway Park "tag" the various bags and backpacks carried into the ballpark to signify they have been searched for illegal items. The tags are brightly colored and the colors rotate on a daily/nightly basis. A very simple and effective way to allow for security to track their searches. However, Red Sox fans have turned the nylon tags into their own personal good luck charm collectibles."They're for good luck," said Jeanie Goddard of Needham, who had seven security tags on her purse before she entered a recent game against the Devil Rays. "I leave the little bands there until the end of the season, in hopes of bringing us another championship. I usually burn them at the end of the year, sort of like a Greek ritual."With the once huge Red Sox lead in the American League East getting narrower and narrower, Jeanie may want to re-think her use of these 1980s fluorescent slap-bracelet-looking strips, and maybe consider a less "alternative lifestyle" alternative. Clearly

Remember when I went on my little "Mommy needs a new pair of shoes" rant? I have now officially lost all self-control. I have purchased no less than 6 pairs of flats in the last few weeks - SIX??? The problem, of course, is Old Navy. It started there, with the comfy purple suede ones for $19.50. Oooh - look at those green ones with the teeny-tiny polka dots! $16.50? Are you kidding? They are so miiiiine.Then Marshall's was having an end of summer sale, and I stopped by Target on the way home from Boston last weekend... and so on, and so on.Create a Free SlideshowGeeze, now I have to go buy some clothes that will go with all these shoes!

Well I was feeling a little depressed...so we popped in a nice werewolf movie. Spiced up with just a little cheese. Ah..that did the trick in cheering me up. Yes. I know I'm a little odd. Now you know who you're dealing with..Little Red Riding hood has been added to this blog's playlist for posterity...

Can you spot which 5 guidelines to guest blogging is/are glaringly obvious?1. When guest blogging be sure that you are blogging on someone's blog which is more popular than yours, so it is beneficial to both parties.2. Make sure you write a quality content for your host blog, and that will drive readers to read your own blog.3. Never guest blog for others unless and until you have content. 4. Have an understanding with the host blogger that he or she will credit your name together with a link on the article.5. Be prepared to sacrifice your quality content for your host blog.Note: These 5 guidelines to guestblogging are adapted from a blog. Technorati Tags: guest blogging, humor, blogger, notorious blog, kher cheng guan

I wish my name was @. @ is such a cool looking character. But my work would forever hate me, since emails cannot contain 2 @ symbols, or else the universe would melt.Here comes a Chinese couple following the likes of Frank Zappa and those people who wanted to name their kid "4real" , who are pressing to name their kid this symbol. They say it has another meaning other than "at," however."The whole world uses it to write e-mail, and translated into Chinese it means 'love him'," said the father of the newborn. According to the story, when spelled out in mandarin, it does in fact mean this phrase.Pretty nifty if you ask me. Although there has been no news on whether or not the name registry has allowed this. The government did pass a ban on using non-chinese characters in names. So that might stymie the ability to do so.Yahoo: Story!

The life insurance is a century old concept but a pet life insurance, is quite new. This may be news to some and a welcome thought to others. The pets like humans have their lives dependent upon their loved ones and emotional attachment makes it even more eligible to get a serious thought to being covered under the life insurance cover. The salient feature of such a policy lies on the risks covered under the policy, the underwriting team's perspective and the pricing. The pet Insurance cover not only covers the pet but also the owner in case an untimely death occurs to the owner, the right life insurance of pet ensures its due care even after the death of the owner. The pet is sent in the custody of the assignee (declared in the policy by the pet owner) and he is thus paid regularly for a good upkeep of the pet. Pet Animal or A Family Member Pets are not considered as animals by their owners because of the emotional bonding between the two and the unconditional love these creatures sh

New Zealand atmospheric scientist August “Augie” Auer, recently deceased, has gotten a lot of press for his statements that global warming is “all going to be a joke in five years“. A number of newspapers picked up the story, and so have numerous web sites. I found him quoted here, complete with a taste of “global warming is a religion” nonsense which, frankly, is just smear. I found a thread at FreeRepublic, a post at MoonBattery, and another at MPinkEyes. I came across Augie’s prediction via Obviously Right, hence the title of this post. But the title also reflect the kind of lack of reflection that typifies the Augie quoting. Auer certainly is qualified to talk about global warming issues, perhaps that is why he’s been quoted so frequently, but qualified or not Auer still has to deal with facts and he has to make a good argument. Unfortunately, Augie doesn’t seem to have the latter on his side and he goofed up some of the former.

Coffee Time! Ok, so Coffeehusband is home this morning and I spent a little one on one time with him and now I can come back to the kitchen and have morning coffee with my friends. I'm going to give 5 cups of coffee to Turtle Mama though, as apparently she had a heck of a time trying to decide who the Mom was in the family photos below... me or BabyGirl. I've now decided I luv her. As a 37

THE NEW HEIDIThe Hills' Heidi obviously got some new boobs and they look great! She also supposedly had a nose job, which is kinda obvious, but subtle, not a big change. Now she just needs to buy herself a new man! She is an idiot if she doesn't get rid of Spencer . . . WHAT A BLOCKHEAD!!![Source]MOMMY CLASSES?!According to an insider, Tom Cruise has suggested to Katie Holmes that she take "Mommy Classes" given by Scientologists.Uh huh, ok. Um, Katie, get out while you can!!! [Source]

So for those of you who didn't read my blog for the short few hours that I had a post up, I posted about needing some help with my articles. Now, I posted that I needed 25 articles - short, only about 500 words - and the pay was $75.00. Well, boy did I learn something. I'm way underpaid. But it isn't just by one person, I get paid between $3.00 and $8.00 for every article around 500 words that I write. I got comments saying people are getting paid $75.00 to $600.00 for article of that length. Who the hell are you people writing for?? I write for website articles, not magazine articles... is that the difference? Should I be branching out here? Where do I get work like this?Wow, I guess I'm just not writing for the right people or something, but I just can't figure out for the life of me how I would get a gig that pays that much money!! Anyone have any suggestions?

A new so-called family movie came out shortly ago, called Hoot, and it seems that the emphasis is on eco-terrorism. It's already gotten more than enough criticism (and flopped at the box office). But what's really a shame is that the scriptwriter/director of the movie, Wil Shriner,* clearly didn't ever read a thing about Ra's al Ghul, the Bat-nemesis who was quite an eco-terrorist in his time. Here's a profile of one of Batman's most craftiest foes:Ra's's goal is a world in perfect environmental balance, a goal he will achieve at any cost. Since he believes that the best way to do so is to eliminate most of humanity, he may be regarded as an ecoterrorist bent upon global genocide. That he has the means to achieve his goal makes him extremely dangerous and brings him into frequent conflict with Batman. Ra's usually tries to assault the world's human populace with a biological weapon, such as a genetically-engineered virus.The Hoot movie, pried from a Carl Hiaasen novel, may no