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Humans come in two varieties: those who evacuate when a hurricane comes and those who refuse and then beg for help. The latter group plays right into the hands of organized religion.  Their existence disproves any of Darwin’s theories of evolution and survival of the fittest. If humans are really getting smarter, why does every strong hurricane result in hundreds of imbeciles standing on

~Snooper~Melanie Morgan Reports...read this post and click the links provided. Zombie blog has the pictorial. Notice the smelly hippy with the banjo.These cretins have violated I don't know how many laws and yet remain free. Had a troop supporter or a pro America supporter done ANY of this, they would suffer the consequences.

~Snooper~TeddySanFran seems to think that IT knows what IT is yammering about. It must be sad to be in that idiot's shoes. Obviously, IT has not the ability of comprehension nor can IT discern a bloody thing. Poor thing. I wonder if IT wears pink.......?The poor fool is stuck on ITS handlers thing about the 100 Years War.Their blog should rename ITSELF as Idiots Are Us.

Verity Stob has written a pretty amusing guide for switching to Linux over at the Register. Check it out for a quick laugh. My favorite part: Editors By decree of the state of California, there must be at least 17 text editors installed into each copy of Linux. Some are GUI based, but most run in consoles. Some [...]

Written by Profiles Blog Money, We all Want it, But those who Have it sure as heck don’t Photograph themselves standing in the mirror holding a couple hundred bucks with the caption “ima rich azz nigga”:Here are todays Money hungry Profile Gansta’s: This dude with a high school education, claims to make $250,000 a year. Pretty impressive [...]

Another day and another task we have in combating blatant homophobia. The O'Reilly factor had a segment about "Hunky Jesus" an event in San Francisco where men dress up as Jesus. The event is hosted by the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. Whether you like the event or are personally offended by it, people have the right to exercise their right to free speech and so do O'Reilly and Miller. However, I prefer to call them out on it and let them know they are wrong to talk about gays in this manner. Dennis Miller refers to gays as "homosexual morons who want to throw a parade" and O'Reilly says "Wouldn't you love to see these people turned into salt" and Miller responds he "doesn't know, and just doesn't care"Please watch the video here on PageOneQ of people tuned into this homophobic cr

ON that HBO show James Cramer said Lenny Dykstra is "one of the great ones" on Wall Street. He said there are only 4 people in the world that can mention a stock to him and he'll drive into it. And Lenny Dykstra is one of those 4 people.

Yo Mike, just my opinion since Ive followed/traded solar frequently, but I would wait for either CSUN or AKNS to show weakness and close down before shorting. You might miss out a little on that initial drop day, but when solars drop, the'll maintain that trend for a bit.

Tim, Im diggin the dont give a F*** vibe you've been puttin out. I worked the ol account up to 25K and will now be day trading. I was wondering something. When your account reaches 25K, which is will soon, is this site going to be more focused on day trading stock picks? Thanks, peace.

Jason, Are you talking chart patterns? Candle stick I suppose. I don't see + and -. But green means buyers are in control and red means seller where in control according to the type of day range you are looking..

An article on Marketwatch.com (see link below) states, "Arthur Weiss turns to four flat-panel computer monitors in his spacious San Francisco office. The screen on the far left shows a watch-list of troubled companies. He points to each name, running briskly down the page. "This one is bankrupt. So are these four," he says. "This one is filing for bankruptcy soon. This one may avoid it, this one probably won't." How can you find out what are companies that are going to file for bankruptcy? Anyone who shorted BSC must have got richer. Can we be rich like that? link: -prime-distressed-debt-investors/story.aspx?guid=%7BDB49BC19%2D24F0%2D4344%2DB8C0%2D4BC06F61C064%7D

As bad as corporate management, brokers, and value investors are, financial commentators and journalists are some of the scariest monsters out there. Similarly, they pretend to ALWAYS know what they’re talking about, while NEVER disclosing their audited track records or personal trades and investments…because the truth hurts–they suck. More often than not, they will lose [...]

This story comes to you from Philadelphia where Jesse McPherson spends his days as a front-end web developer, but in reality he claims to be a Rock Star. On March 12th, Jesse’s house was burglarized and his xbox 360, an old powerbook (which they grabbed the wrong charger for) and TV that was ripped [...]

Sure, we got notice for putting safari on computers that we had Itunes on, but you know as a Windows Vista and XP user, it was really simple to click on quit, no don’t want the crap ware update, and then move along to go do things that we were going to do with the [...]

What's a "siamese condor", you ask? Mike Parnos explains. We're only bringing this up because a member asked, and because it presents such a great opportunity to ridicule yet another snake oil salesman, as we've become known for doing...

By: Emmanuel DeFreitas  Are you a keyword stuffing moron? I just finished rejecting an article that was submitted to my article directory, by an author that just does not understand why he is writing articles in the first place. I felt compelled to write this article as a warning to potential authors with self destructive tendencies. This particular article in question had a keyword repeated so many times throughout the body of the article, that it made it painfully unreadable, by a human.  I added “by a human”,  at the end of the last sentence to emphasize a point. It is agonizingly obvious that this particular author (who shall remain nameless), was not writing to attract the attention of people. He was seeking the attention of search engine bots. He somehow got the idea that by stuffing his article with the same keyword, over and over again, he would place high in Google, Yahoo, Msn and any other search engine that happened to notice. Even if this became a reality, wh

What exactly is it about the literary academia that makes literature, in its most basic form, even more inaccessible by the general populace? I'll tell you. Critics are morons. Now, what I mean by this is not that they are just stupid in how they choose good books, but rather that they have no understanding whatsoever what the rest of the country, and most of the world, find to be valuable literature.Most of us, as in humans, are not literature majors. Taking that into account we have to assume that most of us also are not necessarily prone to having enormous vocabularies or be adept in reading complex, convoluted sentences, the likes of which seem to be prevalent in literary criticism. This is my problem with the literary academia. There is considerable concern over the future of literature and concern in that people, in general and in the majority, are not reading, are not interested, and seemingly don't care. The problem is the literary academia.I recently was reading one o

No, that isn't a typo. I didn't mean Mormons, although I suppose the two aren't mutually exclusive. Instead, I'm referring to the hundreds of morons gathering around a tree in South Texas because they think they are seeing a miracle.According to The Dallas Morning News, "hundreds of people" are coming to visit an acacia tree to witness what they believe are formations of "supernatural ice" on the branches. Never mind the hot Texas sun - surely this is a miracle!Both insect and tree experts say that the white substance is most likely "a spittlebug nest," but the believers will not be deterred from their miracle. They think the tree is crying supernatural tears because the substance was first observed the day after they buried a family member. Yep, that proves it. The experts must be wrong."We feel like that tree is now missing her," her daughter, Mary Lou Sanders, said. "Where it's coming from, I do not know. It is something I cannot explain."Really? You can't explain it? It doesn

HANTU LAUT The controversy surrounding the VK Lingam video will soon be a top earner at the box-office.Anwar Ibrahim has promised a second part or, in cinematic term, the sequel. Is Anwar throwing cautions to the wind by openly implicating the Chief Justice, Ahmad Fairuz as the person at the other end of the line. In a forum held at a hotel in Kuala Lumpur on the 29th Sept attended by 250 odd

I’ll admit that I use my cell phone while I’m driving and I realize that at times I’m not as attentive to my driving as I should be, but how many times have you been behind a driver using a cell phone that is going too slow or obviously not paying attention to what they’re...

FM: Received this from a friend. Totally Hilarious!Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system. These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways, Malaysian Airlines or Air India flight had landed.They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employee at the Information Center.After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on. The last recording is from Gatwick.To hear the recordings, click on the videos below. Give these guys the Big Practical Joker pri

Today after work I had a most intense headache, so when I got home I grabbed a new home decor magazine that had just come in the mail and I sat in the big leather chair in the corner and flipped through it, dreaming of course of when we get our transfer and can move to a new home. I have a whole file folder ready with color swatches, pictures and drawings for our 'next' home of ideas I want to

I read about this the other day, and have remained silent up until now about this issue.First of all, I just want to extend a thanks to all you morons in the White House.Thank you for already extending my love, twice. Thank you for keeping him over there longer. Thank you for robbing his children of their father. Thank you for subjecting him to sights that no one should see, day in day out. Thank you for allowing him to spend over 27 months out of the last 36 months in that land of sand (by the time he gets home). Thank you for underpaying him. Thank you for the stress. Thank you for the stolen time, the stolen memories. Thank you for making it near impossible for him to leave the military if he wanted to, by instituting stop-losses. Thank YOU!I just want to congratulate you all on your sacrifice and service to this country. I am sure, all of "us" citizens of this great country appreciate the fact that you personally (or a family member) has put on the uniform, has sacrificed your fami

From an email today: "We are loosing business".Seriously, this has to be one form of kryptonite for me. It makes me want to jab my pen into my temple and perform a self-lobotomy. Or manhandle a dictionary down the throat of every fool who misuses this word. Click the picture to see how I am not alone. Also reminds me of the other old comic.

Dear Useless Men,I don't get it.  You claim to be useless, but you imply your usefulness with the following statement, found on your webpage: 
"Without your questions, we really are useless."

So come clean - do you think you're being useful by answering our questions?  Do ya?
Sincerely,
Chop BusterDear Chop Buster,Wooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Oh no, here comes the semantic police!  Listen here, Buster, and listen good:

You may be right
I may be crazy 
But it just may be a lunatic
You're lookin' for

That's a good song, huh?  It was just sort of stuck in my head.  Did you know it used to be the theme song for the short lived Dave Berry sitcom?  I think it starred the guy who played the Judge on Night Court.  In case you don't know who Dave Berry is, you're actually banned from continuing to visit this site until you read his books, or column or, at the very least, stalk him at his Florida home.  I've never be

At Walter Reed Army Medical Center, on the 20th, the D.C. Chapter of Free Republic was paid a visit by a film crew from French-Canadian TV 3 out of Quebec. The crew was there working on a story about Code Pink and they came up from the Pinkos' spot in front of Walter Reed to get our views on the war in Iraq.Gael Murphy led a contingent of Pinkos up the block to our permitted area at the main gate so she could get some footage of the Pinkos 'dialoguing' with the Freepers for the film crew.One of the Pinkos called our troops "the terrorists" in Iraq. Listen to J.R. for More:Talk Show America 4/26/2007

WHAT THE HELL! I do something up for people's viewing pleasure and "SOMEONE" still dare DEMAND that I should change the title to his liking! DAMN IT! You want me to send you a draft of my blog entry before I publish it out on my blog? DUH! HELLO! CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH? You don't understand the meaning of "FOR FUN"? Do you need me explain the meaning to you? Read this email and you'll understand why I'm so bloody pissed. read more

The fact that I am not a fan of these films is irrelevant. What I don’t understand is how this poster is unacceptable: While this one the MPAA approves of … My first observation from the first poster is that the victim is at least still alive while approved poster number two features a dead corpse. Also my lovely girlfriend also pointed out that the corpse looks more like a female body than the banned poster. So this leads me to question: So it’s OK to show corpses on posters so long as they are women? And human beings surviving is a no no ? This just after the MPAA gets caught on piracy…. Don’t forget to throw your bootlegs in a vault. According to the MPAA that makes it legal. Technorati : MPAA, bodybag, censorship, eyes, hand, have, hills, horror, sequel, stupid, violence

Welcome to Rhea County, Tennessee! Home of...well, I have no idea actually. At least it's not home to any illegal homosexual activity. Fortunately they rescinded that one. That's right, the county commission of Rhea County, Tennessee unanimously supported a proposal that criminalized homosexuality as a crime against nature in Tennessee.That's not just a ban on gay marriage, it's a ban on gays, period. Nothing says progress like throwing people in jail for being gay. I imagine slavery and debtors prison were probably also on the list as well.As frightening as this is to even consider, there are several pieces of good news associated with it.First, the legislation was rescinded two days after it was proposed - supposedly because the county commissioners didn't understand that they were voting to ban homosexuality. Talk about lesser of two evils - either you're Nazis or idiots - neither option would inspire any confidence in an elected official.The second bit of good news is