Its Derek Vitalio here and I have a little confession.
You might not believe it but I’ve had embarrassing situations where I approached a girl and had her laugh in my face. I slinked away, mortified.
This happened back when I was learning game. When I look at that incident now, I [...]
“Leafy. I’m VERY serious. You need to look at me in the eyes. Okay. I want you to BEHAVE at the table.”
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“Leafy? What do you say?”
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“Mama, I’m NOT have. (Pronounced to rhyme with “pave”) I’m LEAFY.”
This morning I was watching some video clips. I came across this one (below), and laughed so hard I cried. This is hilarious!
Disclaimer: The posting of this video is not stating in any way that I am endorsing the celebrity and/or her show. :0)
ENJOY!
The past few weeks have been big for Pirates of the Caribbean sequel news. We’ve heard that more Pirates are happening, Johnny Depp is back and making more than $50 million, and with information delivered by one of our most proven sources we told you here that Disney was considering Tim Burton to direct and either Sacha Baron Cohen or Russell Brand to co-star in at least one of the future Cari
The question isn't, "Where is Waldo?"The question is, "Why the hell is Waldo in the front row at fashion week?!"Alexandre Herchcovitch, Spring 2009Calvin Klein, Spring 2009Nicole Miller, Spring 2009Proenza Schouler, Spring 2009Herve Ledger by Max Azria, Spring 2009Verrier, Spring 2009Phi, Spring 2009Jeremy Laing, Spring 2009Nerea Lurgain, Spring 2009Trend de la Crème - Indulge Your Trend Obsessio
and the little dog laughed was launched in January 2008 by Kylie Platt who is Australian, and currently works and lives in Hong Kong.and the little dog laughed specializes in super soft, stretch fabrics for babies from 0-2 years, as well as 100% cotton hand knitted animals. The style is vintage shabby chic and their aim is to create timeless pieces that look and feel good anywhere. and the littl
by Jason Devanderjasondevander@gmail.com Honestly, I wanted to puke.Granted, some of my stomach-churnings came in the aftermath of the Penguins being bounced by the Red Wings on Wednesday night, but I still wanted to vomit.It goes back to Game 1 of the NBA Finals when Paul Pierce went down with, what looked like, a serious knee injury. He returned to the game minutes later, but my nausea arrived w
One of the great things about life is the ironies that it throws up along the way. No, not the twee unironic ironies that Alanis Morrissette sang about but the full-blooded ones. Rather like, well,
George Graham - a man who gave the distinct impression that White Fivers (ask your parents) were still legal tender when [...]
In my rather obvious and feeble attempt to get the release of the video to "How Many Words" by Blake Lewis sped up the other day, I somehow managed to get him to answer a few interview questions instead -...
Usmagazine.com has confirmed that Britney Spears will guest star on the March 24 episode of the CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
The pop star, 26 will play Abby, a receptionist at a dermatologist’s office who falls for architect Ted (Josh Radnor) when he comes in to have a tattoo removed. (It is Spears’ first [...]
Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi is one of the most random shows I have ever seen. It follows the Excel Saga concept where each episode takes place in it’s own unique world, but this is a much funnier show, in my opinion. This just goes to show that Gainax knows how to make good comedy. Directed by Hiroyuki Yamaga, Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi is the story of Sasshi and Arumi; neighbors and childhood friends who are soon to be separated when Arumi moves with her family to Hokkaido. (more…)
According to US Senator Ken Salazar of Colorado, “There are more international terrorist organizations active in Canada than anywhere else in the world,” he maintains. I haven’t stopped laughing about this one.
The secret is out I guess - we, up here in Canada, are just one big group of happy terrorists … yup, along with our socialised medicine, proud history of Peace Keeping, and a tradition of compromise, we are are a group of subversive nasties. Canadians are just waiting to infiltrate the unsuspecting world … oh wait a minute … did I say Peace Keeping?
Canada, the nation that helped pioneer Peace Keeping, has been labeled a hotbed of terrorist activity by some nutcake in Colorado. Not just a hotbed, but the nation with the most international terrorist organizations than anywhere else. Where did he get his information? A lead laced fortune cookie? I suggest Mr. Salazar pick up a book and check his facts - that is if he knows how to read. We a
If you should happen to be driving down the highway and should hear a very loud popping sound coming from the right side of your engine followed by the power steering becoming non-existent, the battery light clicking on and the engine overheating I can tell you that you've probably got a problem. Just hypothetically speaking of course.When it happened to me I limped off the exit ramp and coasted to the nearest parking lot at Lowe's where I called Andrew for an emergency pickup. That's when Lillian started to cry because she overheard me say: "The car was overheating and I thought it was going to blow up" which, from a five year-old perspective is a rather dire statement. She was sure we were all going to die, being blown up into flaming little pulpy pieces, and didn't want to be in the car another minute. She was tearfully scrambling to get out over the top of me while I was struggling with the car and with the cell phone while also trying to keep David from running off to ride
It's true. For a very limited time...Shawn Casey is giving away the same secrets that have helpedover 100,000 of his customers to start raking in big bucks online.Why is he doing something this crazy? Because some people refuseto accept the proof of how successful his customers are.So they dared him to give away some of his best stuffto prove it really works. Of course, they never dreamedthat he'd accept the challenge. They thought he'd run awayand hide like so many of those so-called "gurus". But he won'tdo that because he's the real deal.What does this mean for you?For a very limited time, Shawn will give you his Internet Business-In-A-Box that retails for $497. That's right. Your cost iszero...zip...zilch.But he's only doing this for a short while so you'd bettergrab this info before he
FTA: "When I went back to the shop, it was already closed. I guess the tattoo guy wanted to get his own back for some reason." The worst part is, he's spending over $700 to get it removed!
Wow that must hurt.
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Saturday night was the big L.A. Blogger Party organized by L.A. Daddy. Rigel was brave enough to accompany me, and was happy to see there were some non-bloggers there to commiserate with. I think they formed their very own focus group there called, "What's The Big Goddamned Deal About Blogging Anyways?" I could see them all over in the corner, knocking back beers and pounding their fists on
Judge orders shoplifters to wear 'I'm a thief' signs at WAL-MART...
The nincompoop above was sentened to standing in front of a Wal Mart (WMT) with the sign that's pictured for shoplifting. I thought it was amusing at first, but then wondered if the judge isn't the bigger nincompoop. As a former store owner, I couldn't help but to wonder if WMT gets preferential justice. In other words, would
flangracneig pgoramian In case you missed it yesterday, here was yesterday’s April Fool’s.
Gospel According To Rhys from Wikipedia
I’m rather proud of it. Simple. Effective. Confused some people. When people realised that it was fake they said. Oh, that is good.
But the best thing was that it was controversial. Last year I got the ire of the BBC for keeping my April Fools up. This year I pissed off Rhyl for picking on them. It’s an April Fools Gag guys! Lighten up!
One thing I was a bit annoyed with was that how quick Technorati picked up on the change of my blog name, thinking my blog was called “Rhys Wynne - Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia”.
Seriously, it was bloody quick.
All in all, I’m happy, why? Because I sneaked in some information into the April fool, to be used on a post!
Right, on my Wikipedia article, there are 10 facts under Trivia. Some are true, some are false. Guess which is which?
As I said, blogging will be a bit of a chor
Which is is fortunate, since most everyone laughed (or at least smiled) when they saw this outfit. I'm really not sure why--maybe it's the shoulder ruffles? (Don't worry, my hair didn't look like that all day--this was the very tag end of the day.) I actually loved this whole outfit (much to the consternation of my coworkers, I'm sure) because it was just so happy. vintage floral dress: thriftedpink tshirt: expressred tights: wal-martsuede clogs: ebay
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I am ‘reposting’ this entry. I wanted it nice and ‘fresh’ as its ‘that time of the year’ when all the little paintball teams call up all the various companies with their [...]